Age of Fire or Age of Dark?
>>36879773
Age of Dark is inevitable. Might as well give in.
>>36879773
>falling for the (((primordial serpents))) lies
Get the crowns of the undead kings and fuck around for eternity.
>tfw been playing this game for months and still can't ring the first bell
why do games have to be so hard?
>>36879773
PRAISE THE SUNbenis
>>36879818
This has to be bait.
Oreganolio
>>36879868
Not bait. It's the first game I've played since I was a kid. I wanted a fun new hobby to fill my free time so I just decided to buy game that everyone's praising as one of the best, but I can't get very far in it.
>>36879905
Just summon Solaire and Lautrec and they'll beat the gargoyles for you
>>36879818
Post your build.
I do hope you haven't been putting points in resistance.
>>36879934
Too lazy to get the X-Box out again. I'm not putting points into resistance though. I did look up videos on how to be good in the game and that was one of the main points.
>>36879975
Just get lightning bolt and summon Solaire then kill the gargoyles in 3 shots.
>>36880002
I'll try that next time, but honestly even if I do win I'm probably not gonna play the game much more. I'm just not having a lot of fun and would rather not waste much more time with it when I could be reading instead.
>>36880092
>reading
What are you a fuggin nerd
>>36880092
So take the speed run route
Start as a thief or with the master key and open the door in new londo to the valley of the drakes then take the back way into blight town and fight Quelaag, that's one boss down and one bell rung
Then go back up to the valley of the drakes and take the elevator up and run through the forest to the back entrance to the cathedral next to Andre, run up and smack the gargoyles shit and you've just run both bells in roughly an hour going slowly
Just look up where the traps are in Sens fortress and it should take only a few minutes to get to the top and Tarkus kills the iron golem for you
An hour and a half and you're nearly halfway through the game, only had to fight 3 bosses, and 2 of them npc phantoms kill for you
The next road blocks will be the archers and then Ornstein and Smough but those two are also highly susceptible to bleed
Nito is nothing with a holy weapon, Seath is a bitch and easy if you aren't trying to cut off his tail, the bed of chaos isn't worth mentioning, iron skin trivializes the 4 kings and Gwyn is parry to win
Congratulations, you've just beaten Dark Souls albeit with skipping half the game