Birthday thread

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>>39375480
Hey my birthday was today too anon! I bought muhself an AR15 and put 160 rounds through it. P. Fun. One more year til i can buy a handgun. Ahh life is great anon

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>>39375480
> Be 7
> Really excited for my birthday
> Get sick so the party gets cancelled
> My parents put on a party with just the three of us
> Had a good night because that was the only night my parents ever played video games with me
> tfw can't even remember what I did my last birthday, which really says it all

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When I was 11 or 12 a friend pants me at my backyard birthday party and I screamed that he was a nigger in front of everyone after my peepee was exposed. I must have mentally blocked that one out because I had no recollection of it until someone mentioned it to me 10 years later. My friend was white btw

>>39375480
Honestly, my most recent birthday, my 18th, was the best. It was quite comfy and simple and was just having sushi as a special treat and then playing Mario Party 3 with my parents and sister

My 19th birthday is this Thursday. Nobody besides my immediate family has said happy birthday to me since I was 12.

I don't tell anyone when my birthday is unless they care to ask. Honestly the only real way I feel anyone actually cares about me is if they ask when my birthday is, and if they can remember to say happy birthday to me on that day. Even if it's a calendar reminder I'd still be happy.

Still hasn't happened yet...

>>39375480
spent the entirety of the 24 hours playing red orchestra 2: heroes of stalingrad

i may have a slight amount of ptsd

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Happiest Birthday Memory
>6th birthday
>best friend sleeps over the night before my birthday
>I get my gift early
>Lego Star Wars tie fighter collection (about 4 variants of tie fighter)
>me and best friend spend all night building them and having a huge Star Wars vs Bionicle war
>eventually pass out
>wake up
>fucking candy for breakfast
>brother gives me his Gameboy Color and a copy of Pokemon Silver
>other kids from school show up for the party
>even the girl in the grade above me, who looking back on it I had a crush on. showed up
>everybody has fun playing games and vidya and swimming
>dad makes a perfect Gamecube cake
I don't remember what happened after this, but all I have is a picture of me with my two best friends at the time at the party. Neither of them have spoken to me in over 7 years

How I Spent My Last Birthday
>dress as trap
>drink alone in my room all day
>go to sleep
>done this almost everyday the past 3 months
my brother got me a copy of the original Metroid though, so that was pretty cool

(also inb4 "chad" because I had friends when I was little. Everyone forgot about me by the end of 2nd grade, and I was suicidal by 4th)