What would you do if you found this in your garage?

Remove the plastic phallus, untie him, give him a glass of water, hand him some clothes, wrap a chloroform-soaked rag around his mouth as he's getting dressed, tie him in a more comfortable position.

wonder how he got out of the freezer

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Honestly, I'd just roll him down the driveway into the street. Let the state deal with that fag, I need my garage for doing drugs and working on bikes.

>>39376087
god your such an unbelievable faggot

>>39376087
Straight up the gayest possible response. Cyclists are fucking faggots

>>39376123
Motorbike not bycicle

>>39376137
Literally just as gay

>>39375257
call the pope

>>39375257
>untie
>ask what the safeword is
>retie

>>39375257
Ask what is she doing in my garage, then ungag her and ask so she can answer.

>>39375257
>no thigh highs
>no dress
>no makeup

id just get him untied and tell him to get the fuck out. if its not feminine enough I get disgusted.

Get a broom and push it out to the tree lawn.

>>39375257
Call to cops to get her arrested

>>39375257
Sell it on craigslist. No tire kickers, I know what I got.

>>39375257
wonder when the fuck I got a garage

Tickle tickle *approaches you* ;))

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>>39375257
Harvest organs and body parts to sell on the black market.

>>39375358
Thanks
I do like to remain tied