Daily reminder all you have to do is throw parties and you can

>>39375447
Howd you announce the party, interested


Also niiiice

>>39375447
based OP, origagookoo

What if you throw a party and no one comes?

>tfw spend all your allowance money buying alcohol and food for parties
>dad rents me a house near uni (richfag) so have a pool
>have more Facebook friends than ever because of all the parties
>still a virgin

ask for a pic of her then say no again

I did this once in highschool and it was stupid
>few stacies show up,
>me and couple of other unpopular buddies stoked that this party might actually be dope
>Couple chads start showing up
>tfw it's gonna be lit
>All of a sudden people stop showing up
>Stacie's leave and left with chads
>Floods of other dudes start appearing
>Pretty much just pass around blunts and play beer pong the rest of party with gigantic sausage fest party and like 1 girl.

The only time I got laid at a party was at my house. It was also the last time I got laid and coincidentally the first time I got laid.

Don't have any friends to invite tho. I'd throw parties every week gladly.

>>39377664
Did anyone hook up with the 1 girl?

>>39377744
Lmao literally every guy was hitting on her considering she was the only girl there, wouldn't be suprised if she got dp'd. I got way to stoned to remember.

>>39377770
What if you were so stoned that you got dp'd?

>>39377812
That'd explain my anal fissures.

>>39375447
This is real. Band nerd but threw parties. Ending up "getting to know" the popular kids. Out of college now and still hangout with the not so awful ones. Dating the girl who I lost my virginity to at a party. Good way to go honestly

>>39376327
>have more Facebook friends than ever because of all the parties
>have more Facebook friends than ever
>Facebook friends