Virgin thread

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I came out of my mother's vagina sorry lads, I'm not a virgin

>>36922966
32 years old virgin wizard here. I was even born through c-section!

Just turned 27, still a kissless virgin.
Destined to die alone

>>36922966
Men like you can never change. A man, such as you..

>>36922989
22 here. Dude...how can you live with this immense pain?

>>36923022
>my hentai
What kind of hentai?

>>36923028
Believe of me what you will.Men like me can never change

>>36923090
Post face wit timestamp ab

>>36923105
I was born with scum like you, I came from the gutter too!

>>36923058

I have it sorted in categories based on what's happening in the image.

I also have some furry and other stuff.

Currently 15k+ images.

>>36923148
You know nothing of my life
You know nothing of the world

>>36923150
>Currently 15k+ images.
Can I see some of them?

lost it at 17 during schoolarship in france with a cute polish girl who gave a nice blowjob.

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>>36923183
get OUT of my thread, normal.

>>36923175
Now the wheel has turned around!
Jean Valjean is nothing now!

>>36923150
I don't think you're a female.
Post your tits as proof

>>36922945
I've put my penis in several woman's vaginas. Get rekt OP you fucking fat retarded virgin!

>>36923232
I am warning you, Javert
There is power in me yet

>>36922945
I'm going to deflower every girl in here

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>>36923177

It's a lot of yuri and some lewder stuff.

>>36923286
What is the lewder stuff? Can I see some of the furry stuff too? I'm not a furry but some of the art is really well made and really lewd.

>>36923246

I don't have any.
I'm literally as flat as a board and dont even bother buying bras because they never grew.

>>36923276
Every man is born in Sin
Every man must choose his way.

>>36923022
Don't ever delete your hentai anon! Find someone who will respect it and jerk off to it with you

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Non-virgins are disgusting. Why would you want to rub your slimy genitals with a real 3DPD? I would only have sex with someone who looks like this

Who /dutchvirgin/ here?

>>36922945
24 honestly i will never feel like a man until i have sex

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>>36923306
>flat as a board
perfect, post 'em

>>36923286
Fuck off lesbian and stop teasing the virgins here

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>>36923300

I have 177 separate folders. My OCD is severe.

>>36923328
If I have to kill you here
There is nothing I won't dare

24 here. I've started to turn to alcohol to ease my pain. send help

>>36923142
Are you retarded?
That's clearly fucking bait.

27 year old virgin. I'd describe the feel but you people already know it.

>>36923370
Oh, that one isn't that lewd, it's just regular.

>>36923212
you know, the girl was quite small and im 6'2" tall so the problem was that, when we got in bed to "sleep" together (though this girl covered the whole thing with a blanket as freakin camp haha), hmm i couldnt figure out where the fuck she was.... until, yeah. i felt something right there below but i did not complain! She also guided my hand to finger her.

>>36923090
Extremely shit bait
Go die in a hole.

>>36922966
I was born via c section. Ultimate robot.

>>36923370
Organized porn folders are the best.
...Guys aren't jealous the way girls are, so I think your hentai collection would be safe.

>>36923306
Might explain why you will die a filthy virgin.
Makes me extremely happy,desu~

>>36923373
The man of mercy comes again
And talks of justice!

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Guys I'm not a virgin. I stopped being one when I was a child, you guys seem cool, for virgins.

>>36923402

I have far worse.

>>36923438

I'm also paranoid any potential partner might just delete them too.

>>36923446

I don't mind that. I'm afraid of being penetrated anyway so maybe it's a blessing.

>>36923466
And this I swear to you tonight
Your child will live within my care

>>36923476
Why the fuck do you think any of us are cool? You're gloating at us just being here.

>>36923476
WOAH! Be careful with those surprise boxes, you scared me!

>>36923370
>My OCD is severe.
Nope, try using the Hydrus Network and having to manually manage hundreds of tags like I do. That's true OCD.

>>36923522
There is no place for you to hide
Wherever you may hide away

>>36923513
Far worse how? Please let me see.

Any /gayvirgins/ in this thread? I hate the whole hyper sexual gay culture that exists.

>>36923543
>>36923370
And here I thought I knew a little bit about porn.
You guys are total freaks you know that? good work.

>>36923559
And I will raise her to the light.

Almost 26 female virgin. I was going to lose it to my true love, but he died. So I'm never giving it up. It was supposed to be his.

25 year old, I don't care that I'm a virgin, I just want to lose it to someone I'll spend the rest of my life with

>>36923596
I swear to you I will be there

>>36923543

I wanted to add tags and regret that I never did it to begin with.

If I started on a single one now I'd need to refind all those images and tag them all and it doesn't help that I'm always looking on hentai sites.

Hydrus looks interesting. Especially since it trawls boorus.

>>36923543
>>36923591
I wrote a bunch of bash scripts to manage my porn collection with tags
Get on my level faggots

>>36923590
Lesbovirgin here if that counts. I just want to penetrate a woman. Cunnilingus doesn't appeal to me at all so I will probably never know intimacy.

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If I've gotten a bj but never had vaginal or anal what does that make me

>>36923642
a normal. now get OUT.

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>>36923529
Take it easy brother. I'm for real, it's a nice thread

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>>36923575

I have a whole folder just for facials and another for awkward and embaressing situations.

>>36923641
seriously? there's a lot of desperate transbians out there if you want penetration just choose one of the infestation on this board

>>36923621
I'm so fucking glad someone else here knows about The Confrontation

>>36923657
That's still nothing bad. It's normal.

>>36923671
I only recently watched Les Mis but it's subsumed my mind for eons to come.

Female virgin. It's pretty comfy.

>>36923651
Was from another robot that I met on omegle. We live 1,800 miles apart

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>>36923692
it is NOT comfy, you LIAR.

>>36923630
>I wrote a bunch of bash scripts to manage my porn collection with tags
What do you mean?

>>36923724
Why is it not comfy? You could lose it to anyone at any point in time.

>>36923655
This thread was the ultimate culmination of fury and suffering brought upon by being a lonesome pathetic man. He has no friends nor a significant other. All he knows is anguish by existing.

How can you say such?

>>36923724
How come? I guess it depends on your age. I still have some time left.

>>36923678
I have a txt. containing the last records done on my faps as well as an excel with the data for analyze when its most probably to fap depending on different variables.

>>36923660
Nothing against transbians, but I'm only into vagina. I just can't get rid of tfw I will never have a penis and be inside her.

>>36923749
>>36923763
I am not that desperate. But, no woman would want me in any way nor at any given time.

I do not know how to act in social situations involving more than one person. I do not know how to woo someone. I am pathetic.

>>36923767
Interesting, how often do you do it?

>>36923785
lots of straight guys here were only into vagina once lol

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>>36923758
Oh no. Your weirdness is making you shit post funny

>>36923767
Me and my boy Anon were having a battle of the wits on Les Miserables but you guys are over here talking about masturbation.
Are you a female (male)?

>>36923869
I'm nothing. Okay?

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18m virgin

It took me a while to realize that I don't truly care about women and that I simply love the *idea* of a relationship. Not to mention that I only romantically fantasize about furry drawings and never about human beings. I'd like to have sex but I don't know how to go about it and I have porn and masturbation anyways, and I've gotten over it.

My autism has transcended.

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>>36923872
reepoorteed

>>36923910
anon are you actually me
you think the same

>>36923838
If I'm still posting in virgin threads in a few years maybe I'll see the light

>>36923932
Fuck off, spic. Your cancer is worse than the underage b&

>>36922945

>"Girls welcome"

translates as: "most girls don't think virginity as shameful"

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>>36923986
>implying you need to be a spic to like spic memes

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>>36922945

49, virgin, and proud to not to have wasted virginity to non-virgin women

>>36924007
My virginity is of lesser importance than finding a significant other.

>>36922945
am i a virgin if it was one time and i couldn't properly fuck because I was drunk

>>36923286
ewww, he was hoping for some furry gay males

>>36923306

you're definitely a male.

because a true woman knows that any single one of her defects has already been fetishized by a bunch of men out there

>>36924044

>49

Damn, your magic powers must be pretty advanced by now.

>>36923601
story? sounds either sad or made up

>>36923614
*this.

Because virginity ain't an illness.

>>36923150
>Currently 15k+ images.

then it seems you aren't one of those people who erase on a whim their entire stash to make themselves less addicted to porn.

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>>36923657
>whole folder

what if a burglar exposes your collection?

what if some family/friend accidentally accesses and exposes your secrets?

what if someone finds out in your browser cache data the string "flat as an imageboard" and laughs out loud?

>>36923601
he was probably fucking stacey behind your back grow up

>>36923692

agreed.
because once thrown away, you feel the "nosex sickness", and make the worst errors of your life without even realizing.

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>>36923767

post the excel file, I'm mathematician interested in science.

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>>36923872

17 yo? HA HA HA HAHAHAHAH HAR HAR HO HO HO HO!!

seems like you don't know 63% of people below 20yo are VIRGINS ---- source, wikipedia without "citation needed" markers

>>36924057

then your significant other will have to be someone happy with Dem Used Goods if you throw away your virginity now

>>36924392
I never said I was throwing away my virginity. I felt pathetic since I don't have a girlfriend, that's all. I should have clarified.

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>>36922945
Fembots don't exist

>[a system error occurred]
>[file (female.exe) is missing]

>>36924158
>dated in high school
>after we graduated we broke up. Neither of us wanted long distance
>still loved him, but if being friends meant he could stay in my life then so be it
>He got a new girlfriend and she deleted me from his life.
>they broke up and I got back in touch with him
>still absolutely loved him, but didn't tell him
>he got back with her and I was ditched again
>found out he got cancer and died a couple months ago. She wasn't with him because they were fighting again.

I let him die alone because I didn't fight for our relationship.

>>36924422
I said girls, not fembots.

>>36924135
totally.

but sometime after 30 everyone stops obsessing with virginity because the more years pass, the more you find out that romance is fundamental

>>36924443
literal cuck woman that let her SO die

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>>36924443
>I let him die alone because I didn't fight for our relationship.

sounds reasonable.
not your man, not your problem.

>>36924443
he didn't love you lol he was probably seeing her behind your back during the ldr and wanted to break it off so they could fuck openly

>>36924478
You think I don't know that I'm pathetic as fuck? Where do you think you are?

>>36924443
(Not OP)
God damn I'm sorry to hear that.
I fell in-love with a girl for the first time in my life and another guy took her from me.
She friendzoned him hard but it hurt too much to be her friend because he made her not have feelings for me anymore.
It's not as bad as having your loved one dead but fuck I know how that feels. I'm still in-love with her today.

>>36923872
>17
>I'm attractive
>I know a few girls that like me
THEN LEAVE THIS FUCKING BOARD ALREADY!!!!!!!

>>36924357
not really sure what the point of this autism is. I was pretty unfuckable until like last year so I think I'm doing pretty well. I could fuck some degenerate whore if I really wanted but I'd rather not get an std

>>36922945
What up? 27 and loving it

>>36922945
>tfw have never EVER touched a vagina in the entirety of my painful existence
>C-section born khv

>>36924539
sorry desu, I thought all virgins were allowed

>>36924495
Probably, I don't care I loved him.

>>36924535
I'm sorry that happened to you, I hope you find someone to help you move on.

>>36924516
It takes one to know one. I'm pathetic as can be as well. You are not alone.

>>36924443
I'm sorry that someone close to you died, but not having sex for the rest of your life because of that is delusional. There's no reason you can't find another equally meaningful relationship. The relationship you had with your high school boyfriend was mostly an artifice of your own mind, so-one's going to reward you for your self-flagellation. You should let go for your own sake.

My aunt is 53 and virgin. She admitted it a few times. Somewhat a buttface but her body almost didn't age.

She's got a lots of orbiters ranging from 37 to 60 - both coworkers and friends, but she definitely expects true romance before allowing any sex action.

And this is why in 40 years she just turned down countless men.

>>36924548
>pretty unfuckable

that's weird. you're on /r9k/ and yet you don't know that men would fuck *anything*, especially after writing everyday things like "2/10 wouldn't fuck".

>>36924629
I probably won't but there is a small chance that it will happen.
Hope you find someone that made you fall in-love as well, Anon.

I just don't understand why you ameritards are so obsessed with sex.

Most people, guys and girls alike, lose their virginity with their first "serious" love interest, i.e. in a puppy love relationship. Guys don't care - they just go searching for next available vagoo. Females, except strong slutty ones, typically get depressed and sick.

100 years ago women preserved virginity until marriage - and the only eligible husband was a sober non-gambler good guy with decent wage.

That meant that every guy had first to get a good job and a good attitude, then quickly settle for an available-to-marry woman out there before the most cute ones were booked.

In other words, it was a "no frivolous sex activity" world. Virginity-as-a-value just destroyed life of Chads and Stacies, plus those who think they can wait till 30-40 before settling, plus the NEETs.

Also, men and women married before 20, fucked like rabbits for entire decades, became grandpas & grandmas before 40 while still fucking like rabbits.

That's why the degeneration (prostitution, gay sex, sex outside marriage, porn, etc) only related to quite a small percentage of people.

And that's why our society got the most valuable achievements in technology, space exploration, and so on from that exact "virginity generation".

>>36924663
This is why I don't tell people. I had no family before him. You don't know how close we were. Just because it was high school didn't make it less real. I'm not looking for a reward, I want him. I would take his place in a heartbeat and he could go back to his girlfriend he ditched me for. I just want him alive again.

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>>36924803
Based anon should be put into gov't positions

>>36924824
I suggest not listening to people who say that. They've never fallen in-love a single day in their life. Live strong and live with your beliefs.

>>36924824
I disagree with that mindset. Just because a relationship isn't perfect doesn't mean it's worthless. That's not what love is.

>>36924803
Question: do you look at porn, and if so, regularly?

>>36922945
I'm in that weird postion where I can't take anyone being close to me but I still fantasise about being in a relationship. I'm a virgin and will be till I somehow learn how to be close to someone but I just can't connect with people. I don't know how normans just do this, just go to someone and be like "hey you are nice" and then they would think they are nice too and a lot of niceties down the road sex happends. It doesn't help that when I get physical contact with people a lot (like when I tried ballroom dancing) I just want to retch and curl up in a corner. It just doesn't feel natural to me because I don't know and don't trust these people. The only people I can hug un-akwardly are a couple family members.

>>36925047
We are in the same boat, man. I have no idea to talk to strangers let alone be in crowds. I'm not sure how to talk to girls without feeling uncomfortable. I want a relationship, yet I have not the social ability to get into one.

>>36925047
I have the same problem. It's because we have an emotional guard, over-analyzing people without really connecting with them. I have to feel like someone knows me completely before I can talk to them like a real person.

>>36922945
I really wish I could just get a girl to be friends with benefits desu

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22 year old KHV rich Chad reporting in. It's been complete suffering at my university, and living around normal fags. The End is near.

Tbh I dont care if I lose it or keep it I just want companionship and someone to love, too bad though im an 18yo manlet so im invisible to women my age both sexually and romantically

>>36924964

I don't search for porn, while I may sometimes appreciate some random pic found on /r9k/.

>>36925141

basically you're searching for a Free Pass to some Random Whore

>>36925149
How did you write a blank message?

>>36925163
>basically you're searching for a Free Pass to some Random Whore
Yup that's me.

>>36925142
You need to smiIe more, sweetie

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I'm 22 and I have never had sex.

>>36925142
I've seen you on here posting pictures before I think. Don't take that as a compliment in any way. Fuck right off to soc if you want to share your ugly mug. Go an hero and post the results or shut up about your "The End is near".

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>>36925169
No idea nanon I see my message just fine

>>36925217
Hehe, what a cute picture anon. Thanks for sharing. I should watch this!

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>>36925240
Anon please

Not Original content

>>36925240
That anon is probably making fun of you because you called yourself invisible.

>>36922966
GTFO NORMAN REEEEEEDUUUUSSS

Theres a chance I can lose my virginity to my oneitis.

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>>36922945
23 years old.
I've dated two girls.

I've done everything up to oral and heavy petting, but I've never actually penis in vagoo'd.

All I really want is a steady, stable relationship with a girl I love to death and who loves me just as much back. Don't really care much for sex.

>>36923022
Pls be in LONDON
londonorig

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Only been legal for a year and already feel like I've let down societies expectations of me.

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Who here doesn't care about being a virgin?

>>36925743
Sex only comes as a benefit to a relationship. Without a relationship, everything else is really meaningles to me.

>>36923601
>Almost 26 female virgin. I was going to lose it to my true love, but he died. So I'm never giving it up. It was supposed to be his.

During the early days of his ministry, Jesus was approached by an aspiring disciple who begged the prophet just a moment to attend the funeral of a loved one before he joined the Nazarene in his wanderings. In response, Jesus replied, "Leave the dead to bury the dead."

It was a harsh thing to say, but that doesn't make the sentiment any less true. It hurts to lose those we love; the notion of continuing to live while they have gone to wherever the Dead go is a horrible one. One's pulse seems to be a kind of infidelity when the heart of one's beloved will never beat again.

Given that kind of hurt, it's tempting for one to bequeath herself to ghosts. It's little different than the old male virgin who promises himself to the fantasy of the sort of impossible romance that exists only in fairy tales. Both grow old with nothing save phantasms as companions, imaginary friends that offer someone nothing but the blackest kind of miracle: of somehow existing as one of the Dead while she still draws breath.

The world offers both horrors and beauties, and the cost of the latter is the inevitability of the former. To forsake life in honor of the Dead is the temptation of any mourner, but one that someone still blessed with life should take pains to resist. The Dead have neither the ears nor the sense to appreciate the moans of those they've abandoned. Even if they wanted to comfort you with an embrace, it's no longer in their power to do so. Seal yourself inside a sepulcher, forsaking the possibility of holding another person and laughing in favor of grasping a coffin while you weep, and the only voice you'll hear again is that of your own miserable echo.

>>36924879
Why would you condemn her to live out a miserable life?
It's not healthy at all. She may have loved him, but she should try to move on, especially since this guy didn't seem to feel the same level of love for her back.

Who knows, if she keeps trying, she could find someone to reciprocate the same love she feels and she could be happy.

I lost my virginity to a pedo when I was 9

>>36923348
Jo, hier :/

>>36926778
did you enjoy it?
oregno

>>36926735
If she wishes to move on then she can. Barraging her and attacking her for not doing so is different though.
It's not miserable or unhealthy. It means she truly loved him and doesn't think she'll find someone else that'll fulfill it. There's things you can't replace and things you shouldn't try to replace. You're claiming that she'll just stay home and never have any friends which isn't the case. So one of her friends might help or might not help replace it. Who knows.

>>36926909
But she will stay home?
What does you think will happen when she gets older and older, still hang out with her friends and family every other day? Same applies to men desu. But if your happy being alone, then that's different.

With her its different though and I do think it's unhealthy, especially with the narrative she gave. As if she almost feels unnesscary guilt for his death.
The guy obviously didn't feel the same love and she lost herself into him.
Stuff like this happens after break ups, and the reason why some people kill themselves. It's unhealthy to lose your identity and attach it someone else.

>>36926778
And now you get to be president of France! Your life is lookin bright!

>>36922945
If I am going to my senior prom with a girl who for some reason said yes to a loser like me what do you think my chances are.

One time my oneitis basically told me to fuck her but I couldn't get my dick hard.

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