When was the last time you bought a condom, robots?
>>36923295
There is no such thing as time when the answer is nothing.
I'm 30 and I've never bought one. I think I got some free ones freshman year of college though.
>>36923295
A few weeks ago, actually.
Lately I've been fapping by humping my mattress (basically the same position as pic related but without clothes) and wearing a condom makes the cleanup immensely simpler than having to wash my bedsheets each time.
>>36923295
i cant even buy a pie without losing it
Nothing depressing like buying condoms and then never getting the chance to use them
Some whores were giving them out in the guise of "safe sex" promotion.
Fucking roasties, I bet they were looking to get fucked.
Why the fuck would I ever buy a condom?
Pic related is the first/last one I bought after raw dog losing virginity
>>36923436
Prone boning is gonna ruin your dick, or so they say.
>>36924055
It's not like I was going to use it anyway.
Actually getting to move your hips while you cum just feels so much better than boring, sedentary move-hand-up-and-down fapping ever could. You should give it a try sometime, anon.
Anyone here into posh wanking (or whatever it's called)? I think I did it once a while back, but I only had one condom at the time (complimentary from a hotel,) so I don't remember if I enjoyed it or not.
That was my first and last time putting on a condom.
>>36923295
girls still want guys to wear condoms?
>>36923436
I've been fapping like this almost exclusively since childhood.
I used to hump the mattress directly, but now I lay on top of the comforter instead (softer and more folds that way, also more pressure on the taint). Also that way the cum doesn't stain the mattress.
I've used a condom for this before, and I can agree it was much more convenient with condom on (although the sensation is obviously different).
How did you start doing it this way?
>>36924726
I have done it a few times. Not a fan really it smells weird and I had to clean my dick after.
>Work in a supermarket
>The anguish I feel when someone buys a larger size condom
>The elation I feel when someone buys a small size condom
>Never made fuck anyway so what does it matter?
>>36923295
Dont need one the probability of me getting laid here in LV is ultra slim
>>36924726
Had a posh one when i was like 13, turned it inside out and wrapped it around the blunt end of a pencil then fucked myself with it using my cum as lube
>>36924726
Yup, thought it be like having sex.
I still haven't had sex, but I assume it's not the same.
>>36926944
Also, pro top: Don't flush a condom. If you really have to wrap it up in plenty of toilet paper first.
Finding it in the bin or some shit can cause problems for some people so yeah. Be careful anons.
>>36925320
did you know India has the smallest average penis size in the world
did you know Indians on average buy the most "large" sized condoms
>>36924794
Yea, what's the point of condoms, they're all on birth control anyway.