Weed thread. What's /r9k/ smoking

Nothing, I have to wait a few more hours. Otherwise I get really sketched out my parents are going to call me and ask me to fix their computer or something stupid

I got some bomb ass purple space cookies and some Durban poison hash mailed in from BC this morning. Will post pics later if I don't forget

>>36922894
How do robots acquire marijuana if you don't live in a legal state?
I mean I'm a shut-in with no friends, who the fuck am I supposed to talk to, to even find a seller. I'm not in college anymore

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>assuming I smonk wede

Haha fuck you loser, enjoy your skunk-ass scented dope you silly wank.

>>36922953
you move to canada and get your weed sent to you in the mail like a proper civilized human

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>>36922953
Just go out in the city and talk to sketchy people. Bring a grinder or a bag.

It takes a certain trained eye to know when someone's got weed, takes practice. Or just ask around sees whose selling

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>>36922894
I'm dry, so shake

>>36922987
I thought about using Silk at one point, not even sure if it's still around
>>36923004
I doubt it's that easy...
I mean if some random neckbeard walked up to you stuttering and asking you for weed, I doubt youd just start telling him all the locations and dealers at the drop of a hat.

>>36923086
r/darknetmarkets
originees

>>36922894
DUDE LIKE DUDE UHUHUHU DUDE

>>36923103
I'll probably just do that in the meantime desu, might get some roofs too just because.
Just seemed like a lot of effort for something as minimal as weed.

>>36923086
You'd be surprised. People are nice. Just try and see if it works someday. I get lucky and it works

I'm dabbing on some Kong and Lavender glue wax

been waiting to share this 2 days, really proud desu. What do y'all think? It's called "Critical Kush".

>>36923158
Shut the fuck up, l didn't ask

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please rate my weed I'm really proud >>36923243


>>36922953
don't listen to these faggots, just get it from alphabay

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>>36923243
forgot pic, this is what I'm proud of please rate it

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What should I get for lunch? Something I could bring home and smoke a bowl before eating. I was thinking little Caesers pizza.

>>36922953
just drive to were its legal. Literally the entire west coast has rec stores

>>36923270
was meant for, not you sperg >>36923099

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IS this 100% safe setup for DARKMARKET
>burner laptop with tail OS on flashdrive with non-persistent memory
>TOR
>shuffled bit coins
>Public wifi outlet
I just want psychedelics and bud....alot of both perhaps
Can someone green text what they do so i feel more confident when i go through with this?

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>>36923400
>Can someone green text what they do
Fuck of officer

tfw you make real aesthetic-looking pic specifically for the /r9k/ lads and no one rate

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>>36923284
>>36923305
7/10

stuff like that is average in socal...this is what I smoke.

>my weed is 30 meters away from current location inside my apartment
>too lazy to go get it
what else is there

>>36923661
FUCK that's beautiful. I've never smoked legal but I don't think even Amsterdam weed looks that good, lucky american fucks

>>36923680
Ferment your shit and wait to huff it

>>36923549
or SWIM

tfw when your dealer is in the process of moving to a new house and your friends work all week so no weed till next week

>>36923313
That $5 combo always gets me full with just half of that deep dish pizza.

Best deal ever.

get munny on saturday so no weed until then unfortunately

Anyone else rip the bong while you shit or piss?

>live in shithole
>grow my own shizzle wizzle
>grows up strong and full of buds
>nigger jumps the fence and cuts some branches for himself, killing the plant in the process
>brother finds out and brings the nigger home
>my bro's friends jump on the villero sucio

were not for my brother that shit would've gone under the radar and I wouldn't do anything

>>36924297

You deserved it for growing outdoors.

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I have no idea what is

>>36924297
my roommate last year got busted because he sold some pot to some fraternity faggots and they robbed him. My guy waved down a university police officer and said two nigs were hauling ass with a bunch of stolen weed.
they got the niggers but arrested my buddy also ans searched his house and took 11 oz of pot, some shatter, $931 dollars in cash, and a Beretta 9mm bb gun that wasn't even his

shit is fucked

>>36924538
>and searched his house
Your friend should sue the absolute fuck out of them

>>36923305
Looks dank. Jelly as fuck

>>36924337
At least growing weed is legal here. Could be worse

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What music do you fags listen to while smoking?

I've made a conscious effort to stop smoking weed on weekdays

It's going well... but I swear as soon as I leave work on Friday I am going to blast a big dirty joint walking home

>>36922894
lol what is that shwag bullshit?

>>36924992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv8IM_-Bam0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTT3iz740

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPDnoelc2QA

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I'm running out of weed desu.

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Everyone ITT

How long does an 8th last you?

>>36925281
A week at most.

>>36925326
Fuck I'm such a newfag lightweight. An 8th lasts me a little over a month.

>>36925802

don't worry, he'd be a lightweight compared to those who use that much in half a week. in truth, there isn't really such a thing as bein' a lightweight when you're not a party animal who just wants to relax after wagecuckery

a slice can last me up to 2 weeks and i first smoked in 2009? i don't get insanely high and i don't want to, i want to get value out of my monies because that much shit is usually 50$ around here and i switched to vaping for my throat health. just do you.

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>>36925281
only a day

>>36922894
You know Trump looks like he is going to bring back mandatory minimum sentencing so you will get 1 year in prison for having 1 gram of weed again

>>36925281
about 9 or 10 days

>>36925281
Depends...

If I'm smoking it just myself and not sharing probably about 4 or 5 days

>>36922953
I've been buying my weed online for years now.

I bought some cookies today. Was gonna get some Romulan but I was outta cash.

>>36925281
I vape, and only use occasionally, so upwards of a month if not two.

tobacco cause im not a fag

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>>36925802
Bragging about how much weed you smoke is stupid. Don't let those retards get to you and don't fall for their line of thinking.

Would you brag about how much bubble gum you chew or how you spent $150 on gum? It's just such a pointless thing to brag about. There are much better ways to spend your time and money. Going through an ounce every 2 weeks is a really shitty way to spend both.

vaped from my arizer solo and now just lsitening to some boards of canada

how can you guys buy weed online? thats so sketchy you're gonna get in trouble.

>>36926536
fellow airizer solo user here

my straight stem broke so now when I use it outside I look like a crackhead with my curved stem.

>>36926567
i feel the same way
>tfw the guy who used to sell me disappeared
i don't know where to look now
fuck florida

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>>36922894
Smoking some afghan and rereading Berserk again.
What's some good sativa strains you guys like that make you feel less depressed? Need some recs in that field

what do you guys think of vaporizers?

>>36922894
that looks like some pretty shitty weed dude.

I only smoke Black n Milds in gas station parking lots

>>36926641
yeah it does give crackpipe vibes. i believe there's black versions available

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>>36924992
I love dirty fuzzy rock and or roll music
Pic related

>>36925281
A week but I usually share with roommates/friends so it goes quick

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>>36922894
Nothing because I moved to canberra and I don't know where to get any up here. Shitsux.

>>36925281
a week I buy 1/2's tho

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just at my local dab lounge bout to get stoned out of my head

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>>36925281
If I roll decently sized joints, about 2 days. If I use the bong it'll last a bit, I'll mix it with tobacco and it'll last about 5 days to a week.

>>36925281
$25-30 for a 4gram 8th-a few days
$50 for a 4gram top shelf 8th-a week

I just buy the shake that the dispensaries sell which is all the stuff at the bottom of the top shelf jars for $50 a half and it lasts forever. it's actually more like kief with bits of broken up buds.

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I just smoked some tahoe og man I swear this shit is more of a head high than a body

>>36925281
an eigth would last you up to 3 days if you smoking a lot

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what shouId i get?

>>36926567
Its easier than trying to track down a dealer irl and possibly getting caught by a mole or some shit.

>friend starts smoking weed
>he can't even pay attention to things that take up over an hour now
>constantly complaining about his "neck pain" and "ribs" like they feel broken
>all he does is smoke weed, take painkillers and then play LoL all day

where would you even have it shipped to? for sure not your your own adress right? is there like a guide or some shit on this

>>36927398
sounds like my dumbass ex-friend I used to hang out with.
All he does is smoke weed and play games on his xbox all day.
>im gonna get in shape bro
>im gonna get a better job than being a bagger clerk at Kroger's bro
>im gonna actually finish college this time bro
6 years later and he hasn't changed a bit. Fucking moron pisses me off particularly because I tried so hard to motivate him and get him to actually make better decisions in his shitty life. He was a just nuisance now that Ilook back and probably only hung out with me because I had a car.

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>quit weed almost a year ago
>go to college
>get a piss tested job that pays well in between terms
>my life is fucking shit now

why do people lie and say quitting weed will make you happier? I've never been more miserable than in the months after I quit weed.

anybody else fall for the sobriety meme?

>>36927460

/r/darknetmarkets is unironically the best source of info and they have a great newbies guide

>>36927460

Generally if you're buying personal quantities conventional wisdom is to use your own address. The community is divided as to weather or not you use your real name on the package and it depends on a variety of circumstances.

>>36927514
>Time to start looking for a job
>Stop smoking
>Drink a shitload of cranberry juice every day
>Get the job
>End up not even having to be piss tested
>Start smoking again
gee that was hard.
As long as you don't completely fuck it up and walk in stoned as shit one day there will never be a reason for them to piss test you again.

>>36927514
what vid does charls have that face paint on?

>>36927610
I would love to do that but I plan on getting a job with these guys later on so I don't want to fuck up. although it might be legal in a year (I live in Canada) so it will be interesting to see if it's allowed then.

>>36924992
Lots of stuff

Here's something: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAo4svd7IR4

>>36927635
https://youtu.be/Q1yrH4qS2RA?t=68

>>36927639
Don't you guys already have medicinal weed? How have you not jumped on that train?