3 Wishes

Take away my autism/anxiety. Lotz of money. Resurrect immediately if i die and put me to a safe place. (unless it's death by old age, or i decided to kill myself then dont revive me)

-Unlimited funds
-World domination
-Immortality

Make my nails tougher so they won't break when i play guitar. Give me increased separation so I can play those wacky chords and picking patterns. Also make my pinky longer so I can actually use it.

>>36963307
>infinite money
>infinite life
>infinite beauty

>>36963307
1- 50 billion dollars in several accounts,
2- a team of skilled and trustworthy bead counters and layers to manage and protect my money,
3 - my mother to smile more

>>36963307
>will be healthy for the rest of my life, but still mortal
>family will be healthy for the rest of their lives, I've lost too many to illness
>enough money to live generously, but not enough to have to worry about it

Kek please grant me your blessings, I've been through enough in this world and only want to give back to those I love

My back to heal.
My legs to heal
Get loaded.

>>36963307

1. I wish humans did not have to eat in order to survive

2. I wish 1:1 simulated virtual reality was possible, and cheap enough for any single person to afford and use for recreation

3. I wish atomic-scale 3D printing was possible and perfected

>>36963307
Please Mister Kek, please teleport me to Equestria so I may wed my waifu in holy matrimony. Removal of my need for sustenance would be cool. Also cool magic I can shoot out of my hands for sweet pugilist action.

>>36963307
>Wealth
>Immortality
>Change my appearance at will

>>36963448
>-Unlimited funds
>-World domination
>-Immortality
/thread

>happiness
>people in general being more empathetic and understanding
>more motivation

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>>36963307
>I want to be kek
>give me your power kek
>I'll fuck keks tight lil boi pucc

>I wish that my oneitis falls in love with me within a week.
>I wish that we live happily together for the rest of our lives.
>I wish that I have an IQ of 150+.

Please make it so mr.Kek.

>>36963307
1. I want to meet the pale girl
2. I want my superpowers
3. I want to have prolonged life

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One wish, spread my cause and basterdize Sarah's scribbles image using Rare Sarahs

>>36964950
Why would you want to do that though, Anon?

>>36963307
> 4 litters of milk
> box of cereal
> Shampoo
Wait, that's my grocery list.

>Be able to fly and also go through space real fast
>Grant immortality to whatever I feel like
>Ability to focus on as many things at once as I like

I wish To be a god,
mortals bore i would rather be by your side and help poor Souls.
Make me immortal, i want To see this world die.
Make the afterlife for everyone real,
none should suffer the endless pain oder nothing.

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>>36965051
Take Sarah away from the Normies and claim it as our own. Basically claim a win for /r9k/

>>36963307
1. I wish for all countries to have reached a postindustrial stage of high development & low fertility.
2. I wish for a peaceful end to nuclear weapons.
3. I wish for everyone's IQ to be a minimum of 105

A better world for everyone is a better world for us too robots!

>I wish for my great wealth
>I wish for great luck (the luckiest person to ever live)
>I wish the power to overcome anything as long as I choose to

> Finish my degree
> Gain athletic and gymnastic skills
> Kyonoanimation makes a top tier Berserk anime (including golden arc)

>>36965465
It can be done. 4chan is like the viet cong of memes.

>>36965530
Bro I'm not gonna h8, but if everyone's iq were 105 today, then everyone's iq would be 100 tomorrow. It's a relative scale.

>I wish to be omniscient

After that I'd wish for the other 2 things which I'd come up with after becoming all-knowing.

>north korea taken off the map
>bernie is president
>all frogposters infertile and given a random life-debilitating but not terminal illness

>>36963307
1. charisma
2. iq of 300
3.best immune system ever

>>36963307
I wish for my daughter to still love me
I wish that my mental suffering ends
I wish that I can be loved and respected again

>500 million dollars in several accounts

>Telekenisis

>The ability to learn any skill that I want to proficiency in minutes

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I wish for better my combat skills
I wish for a stronger body.
I wish for an iron will

>>36967145
>all frogposters infertile and given a random life-debilitating but not terminal illness
They've already got autism you useless cunt

> 100m to bank
> ability to learn skills very fast
> never be hurt by cheating again

>>36967224
>literally runescape

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reincarnation is real (and you get a choice based on karma)
everyone has an eternal soulmate
anime is real

>omnipotence
>omniscience
>omnipresence

I am a god now

>>36967654
omnipotence would break the rule of the wish not being allowed to be linked to wishing for more wishes.

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>>36965465
This is a good one desu. She would make a wonderful addition to the army of kek.

We know he works in mysterious ways. What if that was the point of this thread all along?

>>36963307
>I want to be a actual catboi, which is also very qt
>many shekels
>To raise my luck stat to 10/10
Can into space/spoiler]

>>36963530
>My back to heal.
>My legs to heal
just ask for perfect health

A decent, trustworthy, attractive girlfriend.

Not going to ask for more - that one request will require enough work on its own.

1)anything I can imagine becomes reality
2)anyone under 30 who has had sex with more than one partner is exiled to Pluto
3) I can die painlessly any moment I choose

1. Wish to understand math.
2. Wish for indominatable Willpower.
3. Wish to be at piece with who I am.

I think that would give me a good life.

More money
More pussy
Bigger dick

>>36963307
1-I just wish to die peacifully
2- and that my soul rest for the rest of the eternity in peace
3- nothing

>>36963307
Kill all non-whites.
Unlimited money.
Immortality.

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>>36963307
>immortal
>unlimited strength
>become a Loli

Yeah sounds about right

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>>36963307
>waifu to be real
>waifu to love me
>waifu to be the most loyal being in the universe

GF
HP Omen
moneys

>>36963307
>permanently ripped
>asperger's/adhd/social anxiety cured
>genius level iq

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>unlimited money and wealth
>qt gf
>happiness

>omnipotence
>implying I need anything else

1. Immortal
2. Ability to teleport
3. Able to see the future

To be on the verge of death but not die for the rest of my life.
That's enough.

>money
>kinky gf
>drugs

1. Every human other than me dies instantly
2. Immortal
3. Ability to create living beings

I will create a new and better race of humans that live in tandem with the world, or live in a personal fantasy world with mythical creatures like dragons.

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Well, i guess it'd be something like this:

1) To be able to instantly heal any disease and/or wound on others, with no side effects for them;

2) To be able to teleport, including to other dimensions;

3) To be able to automatically understand any language i came across.

>>36963448
-Global currency would go under if you used it too much
-If you have world domination, why would you need unlimited funds?
-Sorta sensible. I believe in an afterlife though, and real life is probably really boring, more than likely you'd get sick of it and try to kill yourself, but failing since you're immortal.

>>36963307
Now, unlike most, I don't care about much. I just want a comfortable life.

My family would all stumble upon around 100k a year through legitimate means AKA not prostitution. This wouldn't change their personalities, either.

I would do the same

I'd wish that I was my family as well as myself was healthy throughout our lives, while still being mortal.

>>36969796
Silly guy, why not instead of the first wish, use the ability to create living beings to kill off all the humans for fun!

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>>36963307
>Bring back dead relatives
>Become a 10/10 version of myself
>Become a billionaire

anime monstergirls become real
first law of thermodynamics gets destroyed.
immortality

>>36969862
Great Idea

1. Immortality
2. Ability to create living beings
3. Ability to travel through time

>>36963307
>nice gf
>charisma
>feel emotions other than apathy and sadness,

p.s praise kek

>>36968973
you can do these things yourself

>>36963307
>gf
>sick cooking skills
>a trip to another country, such as Philippines, New Zealand, China and Scotland
no Middle-East or any country on Africa or America, pls

>>36963307
Grand Wizard, please grant me strength to find a job, get a gf and improve my life.

Please kek... give me strength...

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>>36970431
>actually wants to be a wagie

>>36963307
I wish to be happy

I don't need anymore wishes

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>>36963307
I have modest, semi-real wishes
1) Live for at least 100 years, I want to see beginning of 22nd century
2) To die as a last one from my current close family, I don't want them to be sad about my death
3) Have at least one intimate relationship with a woman during my life

I don't want infinite money, pussy or skills, I believe that man should work for these things and work hard, I wouldn't feel happy if I was just handed with 100M USD or 10/10 woman...

1-I want to be happy
2-Stop being a lazy fuck
3-Find a virgin girl who'll love me forever and won't cheat on me like the last one did...

1.i want the BMW I've been having my eye on
2. All A's for this upcoming semester in engineering school.
3. And a hot ass girlfriend

Appreciate it grand wizard of kek

>social skills, confidence, etc etc
>a good looking body that i can keep with not much effort
>my oneitis to love me

>>36963307
>erasure of all pain
>instant perfect empathy for everyone
>destruction of the world and the creation of one that is totally different and 100% awesome, anyone who wants to go to the new world can and anyone who doesn't is guaranteed complete peaceful nonexistence