Im a talentless, neet, kissless, fugless, 23 yrs old handholdless

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Talentless, half way though a shitty degree, under weight with no muscle mass my legs hurt going up stairs, 21 yrs, handholdless virgin

>>36963413
Do you play Puck too?

>>36963474
I could've had a girlfriend with 16 but I fucked up. We even cuddled together until we slept in, shit was so cash. Never got the chance again.

>>36963485
I do play puck, but I play many heroes. Shadowfiend, ember, puck, support, offlane, easy lane carry, basically everything

>>36963502
Cuddles sound nice, far more then I got going.

>>36963521
What would you say is your best hero?

same except I'm only 20 and mommy forces me to have a job

also I'm 2600 MMR in dota after 2500 hours so I quit permanently

>>36963521

Pucks a fucking retard.
Venomancer is legit best hero.

>>36963612
venomancer was literally a banana at one point tho...

>>36963552
I wasnt that disgusting and only was here for 2 yrs at that time. Still I think she was only after nerdy guys.

>>36963557
Can't really tell, used to play wr and enigma 24/7 back in 2012 before I became neet. Now I think shadow fiend

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>>36963413

Also a talentless neet dota playing loser. Look on the bright side, at least your not a filthy nigga siren player like me. People like me have no hope at ever improving in life.

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30, just out of a 3 year relationship with a girl who I thought was the love of my life.

I've finished law school, am /fit/ and am pretty creative.

Life's been pretty rough the past few months, though. I feel broken.

>>36963678
what mmr bracket are you in?

>>36963726
I'm just ur average 4k shitlord.

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