>be invited to a party >they ask me if I'm a virgin

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>>36963155
Just lie. Unless you're a woman, they have no way to check.

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>>36963155
Why would you admit that you're a virgin?

I can't think of many societies where being an adult male and a virgin is considered socially acceptable.

Hide your power level, autist.

>>36963155
>>36963790
>Ulyana cosplay
oh boy
best girl

>>36963790
>>36963943
They can see my virgin walk though

>>36963970
>best girl
>not lena

it could be for all types of reasons, unlikely that it's just because you told them

>>36963155
When male, always hide it, even they are your friends, they might seem accepting of it but they'll talk about it behind your back.

>>36963155
NEVER reveal the number of sex partners to normies.

In fact, it's one of the laws you HAVE to follow when dealing with women. If a woman ever asks you how many different women you've had sex with, always always lie and dissemble.

Are you 15? If not then stop blaming stupid shit for not being in social circles and look in the mirror.

>>36964914
Can confirm. A friend of mine told he was a virgin and I saw the females from our group of friends talking behind his back and making fun of him because of it. I felt disgusted. Fucking roasties.

>>36964914
no they wont. I don't undestand what fucking world you people live in but it not the real world. Get out of your bubble.

>>36964958
Are you kidding me? People talk behind eachother's backs. You wouldn't believe what your friends would say about you when you're not around

>>36964984
I guess you don't have good friends then :)

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>>36964779
>le shy girl just like me!!!! best gurl!!!!!

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>>36965063
>>le underage gurl just like me!!!! best gurl!!!!

>>36965060
You know why people say you shouldn't eavesdrop on people? Because you might find out what people really think about you. I know it's a tough red pill to swallow, but trust me your friends talk behind your back

maybe its a white guy thing. im black and nobody gives the slightest fuck i i say yes.

>>36964321
Just pretend that you're paraplegic

>>36963155
>get sent an invitation to a wedding
>RSVP(and tell us whether you are a virgin or not in the reply)
>say yes

>that was several months ago
>there wasn't a seat for me at the wedding

>>36963970

>ES
>best anything

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>>36965708
Why would anyone outside of russia read eroge with russian imageboard mascots?

Also It's katawa ripoff.

>>36965873

It's not quite a Katawa ripoff: the structure is slightly different and it has somewhat more freedom in that you can choose which part of the map to go to, but that doesn't stop it from being indescribably boring with hours of absolutely nothing except tedious banter among generic character, with a tacked on parallel universe element in a feeble attempt to add replay value and complexity.

It doesn't help that its enjoyment heavily depends on knowing the Runet in-jokes, which I have no knowledge of.

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>>36963943
I would say yes if asked directly, wouldn't wanna be associated with assholes anyway so it's a good way to filter out people.

However I always tip toed around the question when they would play spin the bottle or similar game.

>>36965873
They started making it long before Katawa nignog.

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>>36963155
>be invited to a party
>they ask me if I'm a virgin
>Puff my chest out, spread my arms out, and proudly declare in a deep booming voice "Yes, I am a virgin, I'm pure unlike you FUCKING DEGENERATE NORMIES"
>They laugh their asses off, love me, and invite me to plenty more parties
You just gotta be confident OP.

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>>36963155
I've had multiple opportunities but i fail every because I think I will fuck it up and embarrass myself
WHAT THE FUCK DO, I'm 22 in a few months, if I turn 23 then i'm pressing game over

>>36965169
They probably figure you don't want to spread your nigger genes or AIDS. If anything if I knew a black guy and he said he was a virgin I'd be proud of him for showing restraint unlike his brethren.

>>36966476
>marry B
>thicken her up to F

>>36966476
They don't like you, they think you're a gigantic fucking weirdo and keep you around to laugh AT, not with.

>>36966476

If true, then this is good stuff, anon.

>>36966476
I actually said: "Yeah, I'm a KV, I don't care" with confidence, too.

Also, I like tall and flat girls. E for me.

>>36965873
>>36965996
I enjoyed it very much without any knowledge of Russian imageboard culture. They have explanations for vital parts (i.e. why Alisa doesn't want to be called dvache, what "leningradskoe" and "50 kopeks" is)
>>36966476
C

Zdarova, pasani.

>>36963155
Do you really want to attend a party with people who'd ask that question?

While we were drinking together, a group of girls and guys asked what kinds of girls I had dated. I forgot to hide my power level, I said I had never dated anyone. They were surprised. I explained why, they understood, told me they'll introduce me to their friends. Then once the holidays were over, they did introduce me to their friends, I ended up getting along with one of them in particular. We talked for months. I asked her out. We went on a few dates, and we started actually dating. She had almost no experience either, so we took things slow. Then after another few months, we lost our virginities together. We're still dating, a year later.

Honestly, I've never seen the virgin shaming people here talk about. At most a bit of banter between guys. And the only times I've seen a girl mention it negatively (IIRC, she had brought home a guy, he got an erection just from kissing, she thought it was weird, and made a "lol virgin" comment), all the other girls in the group pretty much defended the guy.

Maybe it's an American thing ?