i never get pussyi never got any pussy cause im too nice im always so nice to them and they just end up dating these guys that are terrible to them. they never give ME pussy. i really want a blowjob ive never had one. its because i always pay for the meals afterwards they dont respect me because im too nice to them. i always offer to take them places give them rides do chores for them and open doors and they never give me any pussy. this one girl i bought her this coat she wanted she said that she liked the coat and i just thought that if i bought it for her she would finally give me some pussyi. they dont even have to touch my penis i just wanna eat their pussyi. i dont even care i just wanna make girls feel good. i dont understand im so respectful i say ill ill lick your pussy you dont have to do anything i just wanna feel it
stop being so nice then, play a little hard to get, tease them and make fun of them a bit
don't be so accommodating and easy, they will treat you like a doormat if you allow them too
nothing dries up pussy faster than a fawning nice guy
>>36963104
You're desperate as fuck BUT YOU WONT SEE ANY PUSSYI SOON, SO START RUBBING YOU ANUS AND START TRAINNING IT ALREADY LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
>pussyi
What did he mean by this?
Ride never ends. Buckle up.
>>36963104
Dude this is comedy gold, I can't believe some people think you're being serious! Thanks for the lulz anon, wew lad
Sam Hyde lives in his now lmao
The fall of the once great king
>>36963290
Fuck me I meant he lives in his car
>I can't even get a bagel sandwich
you're not nice, dude, you're manipulative. It's hard to hide that kind of insincerity. Do these girls even have anything in common with you or is this just about your dick? if you want to get laid don't pretend to be their friend, be upfront and honest about your intentions and.. eh, no offense, but be more masculine. don't be buying some woman a coat, if you want to pay for sex go get a hooker.
>>36963567
you dont know what its like to not get pussyi and try so hard but be unwanted because your nice
you'll never make a girl feel good.
>>36964811
i will someday like when i bought that girl her coat she felt good she was smiling but she didnt give me the pussy
>>36965757
That's because she used you and made you feel special so that you'd buy her that coat.
Next time buy a pack of condoms and give them to her and say unless you're on birth control we might need these :)
>>36963104
>this thread
Sam pls