>go to college >get useless degree in English and minor

>>36978467
don't let them barrel stopping landlubbers bring ye down ye matey

just keep yer middle finger

>>36978467

have you tried getting a job ? Why did you get an English degree ? (fav book ?)

>>36978467
>get useless degree in English and minor in psychology

Just go back to get a CS or engineering degree.

>>36978810

lol dude

he already let the jew fuck him in the ass and probably has debt to deal with

you think he's just going to go back and accumulate even more?

>>36978467
how did you get neetbux? Is it from the govt?

>be me
>stem major
>forest gump level math skills

I want off this ride

>>36978873
Let me guess, biology major?

>>36978888

those are really good looking 8s, the best part is how they're all next to each other

>>36978785
not really but its pretty much fast food, retail, or being barista, or busboy, dishcleaner. I'd rather be broke as shit on neetbux then work my ass off in some shit hole job 50s hours a week to make slightly more than I would on neetbux. My favorite book, thats probably The Brothers Karamazon, Absalom Absalom, or A portrait of an artist as young man

>>36978907

you seem to have good taste. Did you enjoy being an English major ?

>>36978857
try to kill myself several times
have manic episode or psychotic episode
have paranoia
have anxiety 24/7
about 3 serious suicide attempts and 7 or so hospitalizations later and I get a social workers who does the paper work for me. My dad gets the check he pretty much pays for everything. I made about 4,500$ on bitcoins and my dad wont let me reinvest

>>36978929
No english major sucks
Half of it is this. Read a book, get to class to discuss book, every female who raises there hand says something about how its patriachal this or cisgender male privilege that. and the other half is reading poems, and trying to figure out how you can bullshit 8 pages on a 16 line sonnet

>>36979007

Oh then why did you pick it ? Do you think that you learned anything cool ?

Also is DFW a meme... and do you write fiction or anything really ?

>>36979007
How did you get neetbux?

Are you just depressed/suicidal and that's good enough?

Do they force you to take drugs?

>be faggot
>date sexy older guy
>get hit by drunk driver while parked
>get injuries
>daddy lets me stay at his place for free
>also no work

feels phenomenal man

>>36978888
>checkd
Yeah microbiology. I just want to lab tech but parents are forcing me to get bachelors instead of just associates

I'm 2 years into college, an english major, and on the verge on dropping out
>>36978929 is right, English major sux, I'd rather write stuff on my own. English classes these days are just thinly veiled gender studies classes