/britfeel/

>when you remember jacking off while sniffing a bag of salt & vinegar crisps while pretending a girls feet are in your face

how the mighty have fallen

File: ST28.jpg (61KB, 845x631px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 845x631px

Bloody Romulans showed up lads

couldn't hold on any longer lads

had to make myself a cuppa and a slice of peanut butter on toast

just about to add it to my calorie calculator so hopefully I'm still under 1500 calories today

lads, just about to finish my first year of uni, would it be wrong of me to fuck a grill who is 16 years of age, and just finishing her GCSEs?

File: Unknown-3.jpg (4KB, 252x170px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 252x170px

>>37107961
Pretttyy prettttty low lad

>>37107961
I nabbed a pair of dirty knickers from my flatmates gf. I've been sticking them over my face whilst I wank for about a month now, I don't think I could go back to regular old jacking it.

I really have a thing for smells

>>37107914
>I saw that when I posted it but didn't think anyone would notice or really care to.

Come on lad, everytime someone posts a google street view image, I'm on there like a shot looking for every little minute clue. Your image was a lot easier than normal. I've spent a lot longer on many, and it took me literally weeks to find nightwalkanons images.

>>37108000
absolutely not lad, by all means shag her

File: NYC.jpg (322KB, 2046x1405px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 2046x1405px

State of American happenings lads

>>37108023
I simply do not care

>>37108000
Not as long as she's into it, no.

>>37108021
honestly lad? I have an extreme phobia of being mistakenly outed as a pedo.

>>37108023
Jesus christ, the brown shirted bloke is being dragged into the sky.

File: thinken_abot_universe_an_staff.jpg (165KB, 878x908px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 878x908px

All your respective waifus are qts and you should post them

Mayuri waifu anon please come back, we miss you

>>37108023
>Ebina goes shopping

>>37108023

It looks like a Puerto Rican guy is levitating... How rare!

>>37108000
Fuck you are so lucky. I would kill to shag a 16 year old.

Take the chance. You won't get it again - trust me.

>>37108045
so long as you're sure she's 16 lad

Why is everyone losing their shit about a car cash in Amerilard land?

>>37108045
If there's grass on the wicket lets play cricket

16 is legal anon

I've got an idea of something fun to pass the time lads.

Why don't we all post the google street view image of outside our house (covering up the address obviously)

>>37107993
Sick of those bloody romulans showing up around tea time.
Bet Q will show up now to shit up supper.

>>37108068
made me kek

>>37107961

Sometimes I like to imagine all my ancestors looking up atme and getting roasted by everyone for having such a perverted descendant.

>>37108096
dunno, that sort of thing is bound to happen when they all drive automatics

I wouldn't trust someone to control a vehicle properly if they really have to delegate the operation of a key system to a computer

as if I wasn't a paranoid shut in enough, I've now got to keep my eye out for members of an anonymous serial killer fandom forum coming to get me

>>37108100
t. GCHQ

>>37108096
Hoping it was muslims

What was Ebin lads car again?

>>37108126

Is this like the hanging dogshit from trees thing last night?

File: quintessentially British.png (270KB, 672x700px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 672x700px

>>37107942
Once white girls go black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white boy within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37108023
the effects of cannabis ladies and gentlemen
>b-but weed never hurt any one and just chills you out man!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4519432/At-10-people-hit-car-Times-Square.html
>Girl, 18, is killed by ex-military Bronx man with a history of drunk-driving who 'mowed down Times Square crowds after smoking pot' in horror attack that has left another 22 injured

>>37108080
Only thing as well though, is that she's clearly on the spectrum - obsessed with Tumblr-tier, Force Awakens cosplaying and the like, and taking it incredibly seriously, to the point where she gets depressed because her LARP-ing life isn't working out for her. Would it be unethical to shag her as she's clearly quite badly autistic?

>>37108045
I'm 24 and kissed a girl who was 18 (maybe 17) on a night out last week. Thoroughly enjoyed the experience to be honest. They don't call it PTP for nothing. She did seem 'young' though, not in a nonce-y way, but you'd be surprised how young people who are 18 actually look when you've not been around them for a while.

>>37108152

Is it on Netflix lad?

Looks like a pretty good watch.

File: ebinscar.jpg (140KB, 1435x1500px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1435x1500px

>>37108135
Lucky I saved this from an old thread

File: ead.png (532KB, 2000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

532KB, 2000x2000px

>>37108135
a 1.2 litre black 2004 vauxhall corsa

>>37107993
sake lad. At least there's no sign of the borg yet

>>37108187

I think I would have rather you posted the gorilla in milk


Unsurprisingly unoriginal

>>37108162

Fuck sake lad buy a set of robes and a plastic light sabre and fuck her until the neighbours come round to complain about the smell.

>>37108106
fuckin q, humans are objectively good in star trek and he goes round picking on them, how come he doesn't fuck with the space niggers

>>37108153
the effects of not having any mates ladies and gentlemen

>b-but it's not just that I never had any mates to get weed from, I'm AGAINST it

Sure you are. You must be against getting pussy too.

File: 4britfeel.jpg (702KB, 1920x1042px) Image search: [Google]

702KB, 1920x1042px

thought I'd give you a bit more of a cryptic one, although really it's probably quite easy

pic isn't of my house though

>>37108162
>fucking a mentally ill 16 yr old
should go work for the BBC lad

>>37108023
Not muslims then? surprising

File: Capture.png (1MB, 1305x661px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1305x661px

>>37108100

pls no visit

>>37108225
Is that Superman flying up and away?

>>37108223
t. retard

weed can be bought off the darknet with no human interaction at all, so what the fuck are you on about, its an extreme dangerous drug that needs to be kept away from the public, try looking at what peter hitchens has to say about it and it might change your opinion, then again your brain might be too far gone for that druggie

>>37108225
Yep that's how you censor info

can't help but be reminded of how Swirl Face was caught, hilarious

>>37108241
I think I've been there. Is it the Isle of Wight?

>>37108241
I think he's somewhere on the coast

>>37108227
Not really lad, I've been in a few and not a single one involved a Mohhandan, at least not as far as I'm aware. I wasn't at church with many of of them to tell the Gawds honest.

>>37108202

How long have you had it, is it actually yours or are you just using a family members

>>37108269

Tynemouth. It's rubbish don't come here.

>>37108162
>she likes TFA

rip lad

>>37108254
>weed can be bought off the darknet

You don't have the nuts

>But Peter Hitchens said something and I'll believe anything he says!

Lol, what a thick cunt

File: index.jpg (6KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 275x183px

>>37108106
>>37108219

>mfw its another Q episode

bought some BTC off local bitcoin in the end guys

it was a fairly painless experience, I had to take some photos of my ID, bank card (sans details) and had a short skype convo with the seller

>>37108280
thats not actually my car, I'm just trying to save myself

>"Oh, I don't need to be so fussy about covering up every single pixel on my screenshot"

- Ebin lad's final words before later being found in a ditch just outside Scarborough

File: chrome_2017-05-18_19-46-00.jpg (362KB, 1607x717px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 1607x717px

>>37108100
this is a picture of a road

>>37108153
Operating machinery under the influence of anything is spastic tier desu. Seen people on leddit openly admitting to driving stoned and enjoying it whilst having a go at drunk drivers. Yanks out of earth.

File: ST27.jpg (51KB, 840x627px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 840x627px

Well lads finished season one of TNG. Wasnt great desu but the last couple of episodes were very good. Sure it improves.

File: e29.jpg (122KB, 1024x792px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1024x792px

>>37108321
Funfact: Its where jimmy savile lived and is buried

>>37108290
the average stoner, just insults and nothing more, peace and love maaan, or i guess not because i dont advocate your brain destroying drug

>>37108291
>i'm going to put you humans on trial because 200 years ago you were really warlike
>dude there are literally borg right now assimilating billions of people that you could wipe out
>uh well um you know...space dust and uh haptic proton reflection crystals and whatnot...

>>37108359
>just insults

Why am I not surprised that you're also a hypocrite?

>>37108331

Nice bins lad, which one's yours?

>>37108219
When you live forever and have unlimited powers, I'd imagine one would get bored eventually, and decide becoming the biggest troll in the universe is at least something to do.

That said, Q is a supreme nob.

>>37108383
lol are you saying weed doesn't destroy your brain, are you saying it wasn't to play in what happened in the us? all youve done is scream "NUH UH YOU PUSSY" in return

>>37108386
Q went after humans because he said that his species was like humanity early on.

File: latest.jpg (55KB, 553x605px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 553x605px

Once I smelled another guy's cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake

>>37108290
reminder that police literally don't care about people buying drugs, just selling.

>>37108386
that would be fine but he justifies it with maintaining a moral high ground, fucking dick, the bible says, 'shall not the judge of all mankind do good?' a group of religious nutjobs 2000 years ago are smarter than q

>>37108411
>Are you saying weed doesn't destroy your brain?

Obviously.

>Are you saying it wasn't to play (sic) in what happened in the US?

If you want to try and claim intellectual superiority, you should try to write more coherently.

Anyone driving under the influence of anything is an idiot. Many more problems are caused by drink driving. Plus weed is fully illegal in New York, so you can't blame this on relaxed cannabis laws.

>>37108225

I'm close to certain this isn't in Filey

File: ST29.jpg (55KB, 860x633px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 860x633px

>Le Forge got promoted
>Riker grew a beard
that's more like it

>>37108226
Lad, i'm about to turn 19. Please cut out the Yewtree comparisons.

I wonder how long it would take for hormone therapy to get rid of the musky smell of a male arsehole and cock, and replace it with the scent of a woman

any potential traplads want to live in my garage while I experiment on you and report back to /britfeel/?

>>37108423
Haha. I don't think I look anything like Curly. I'm just a lanklet and blonde with glasses.

>>37108347
I loved this episode. Imagine being frozen now and waking up on a hi tech spaceship. Dream come true.

>>37108541
you look like Curly then

was service station a cute twink then? even if his arsehole did stink

>>37108541

So are you back to straight porn too?

>>37108347
>tfw remembering the early internet
>all those people talking about how hot Troi was
>all that fake porn and sex stories about Troi
Had no fucking idea what this was all about because I never watched star trek

>>37108218
What if she dresses up as Rey, should he really fuck some one with such poor taste

File: PETER_SUTCLIFFE_1614684a.jpg (68KB, 620x806px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 620x806px

>self-doxxed myself online
>tfw some wanna-be serial killer tries to find me in my small town
>fell into my trap and nobody knows there here
>chop there body into little pieces and dump them out at sea on my boat

>leaders debate
>no relevant leaders

Epic

>>37108579
Yeah, I think he could be described as a "cute twink". He is about 5'7, blonde, blue eyes, skinny, small bone structure, kinda Scandinavian looking.

Also his arsehole didn't stink. It was a manly musky smell, reminded me a bit of changing rooms in PE at school. Which isn't an erotic memory.

>>37108587
Sort of yeah. I've moved on to a different fetish which I don't really want to go into.

>>37108657
PE rooms just smelt like BO and an unholy amount of lynx

>>37108657
tell fetish tell fetish

>>37108607

>Go to Filey
>Set up picnic at that junction
>Wait until someone haphazardly tries to drive though stalling and juddering all over the place
>Ebinlad detected

>>37108671
Yeah I mean before the Lynx gets sprayed. Wasn't BO...it's just a manly smell.

I felt like my brain was going "No, no, do not" when I smelled it.

File: IMG_2274.png (1MB, 981x666px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 981x666px

>>37108601
Genuinely though lads, where do I draw the line ethically when it comes to mental illness?

>want to meet up with service station anon at some point
>worried he's one of these fuckers who gets off on giving aids to other people

File: warwick.jpg (198KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 640x480px

>>37108727

I've booked him first, for a meet at Warwick service for a coffee/lunch

>>37108183
/Goodfellas/ actually does look quite good.

>>37108347
Just finished my third rewatch of the series, it gets really good around season 4. By then, the plots get really involved and complex, and the CGI gets surprisingly good. Keep watching until the end of the series, it's worth it. I even cried at a few episodes.
I'm not even British and I don't know what goes on in this thread even after ~9 years of lurking, this is my first post here all because you posted a picture of one of my favorite episodes.

>>37108100

Too paranoid, i live right across from a high school and it would be pretty easy to dox me if i posted the street i lived on

>>37108751
let me know if you've got aids after

>>37108779

How is he gonna give me aids? I'm not meeting him for sex

>>37108761
>I don't know what goes on in this thread even after ~9 years of lurking
talking about what we're watching on tv is about the height of it

>>37108793
well stop fucking hogging his time then!

File: wank.jpg (408KB, 1773x888px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 1773x888px

>>37108100
have my local mcdonalds m8, don't really care about you knowing im from aylesbury

>>37108802

No, you stop hogging his desusan!

File: 1494020293113.jpg (56KB, 720x644px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 720x644px

First job this morning was in some care home place for adults with autism. Bitterly dissapointed tb desu. Not one of the little bastards had the common decency to do anything funny for me to greentext. Also none of them looked even a little bit like Apustaja.

Also post Apustajas.

File: e41.gif (1MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x281px

>>37108691
that'd be a good strategy. I also listen to radio 3 a lot to help calm me down. I maybe drive once a week at most if I'm feeling up to it, so you'd probably have to be camping for a long while

but I actually feel unwell now. I know nobody cares enough about me to actually do it but its not stopping me panicing about it. I already have experiences when i'm outside on my own. I had to do evasie mannouveres and speed out of a car park cause a merc with two men pulled in and I thought they were looking at me and following me

>>37108793
he might cut his finger and bleed into your chicken legend

>>37108838

Bicester here, although I've only ever been to aylesbury once, everyone says it's shit, but didn't seem too bad from my limited time there

>>37108866
only lived here for a couple of years now, i wouldnt say its shit, its not amazing, it just exists

Took in neighbour's parcel, should I wait for them to come knocking for it, or pop round theirs?

I'd rather not knock, but is it rude if I keep their package? I'm already doing them a favour, right?

>>37108886
I always wait for them to knock.

>>37108851
>but I actually feel unwell now


>Someone posts a google street view image
>They only cover the address up 95% rather than 100%
>Day ruined

>>37108886
wait for them, they have the note saying it's at your place

if they don't come for it for some time go and tell them you have it and if they got the note about it

>>37108886

Watch out th ewindow for their car like a faithful dog and then run out with it.

given the discussion going on, what's your fave episode of TNG lads?

almost finished the first season of the original star trek. captain kirk is a bad ass, his fight moves are magical.

>>37108886

pop round theirs if you know they are in, get it over with sooner

>>37108851
aww ebinlad's all scared, his heart is going doki doki

>>37108919
This is the first time I've really watched it so cant really answer.

> tfw no anglo to allow me to live in his basement
Why bother living.

File: dox.jpg (102KB, 1320x1110px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 1320x1110px

>>37108100
my 'ouse
in tha middle of ar street

>>37108977
depends on if you'll agree to become a girl for my sexual gratification

>>37108977
We mostly have lofts.

>>37108996
What do you want a girl to do?

>>37108849
Bring up minecraft

>>37108964
should of watched the original series tbqhwy lad

>>37108838
>24 hours
jealous
please tell me you've wandered down there at 3am for a cheeky 2 cheeseburgers and fries to eat while reading the nightthread

File: drive.png (54KB, 333x347px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 333x347px

>>37108187
Beep! Beep!
Ebinlad stop posting real pics some nutters on here

File: housey.png (937KB, 807x577px) Image search: [Google]

937KB, 807x577px

>>37108100

My house is up this lane, street view hasnt been up here though so this is the best i can do, no visit and firebomb pls

>>37109031
Bit too hokey and not many episodes. Maybe at a later date.

>>37109035
the only time i go is 1am-5am, im not taking the risk of having to deal with other people around, of course this means i dont go on fri/sat because there are chances drunk people could be in there after a night out

>>37108919

Is it too much of a pleb choice to say The Inner Light?

I definitely didn't shed a couple of tears at the end of the episode because I am not a girly-man

>>37109035
Been living in a flat with a 24 hour McDonalds about 3 mins walk away for a year now.

You get sick of it extremely fast. I've now sworn to myself that I will never eat it again, just because the last time was so disgusting. I felt fucking awful afterwards.

>>37108722
Any ideas? Honestly don't know when it basically becomes having sex with someone who's too mental to consent.

>>37109031
should HAVE

please man

>>37108919
The barclay holodeck addiction one or the inner light

>>37109062
>not many episodes

there are abar 70 lad, that is easily enough. it is a bit goofey but you cant beat captain kirk.

>>37109087
sorry lad. bad habit

File: ST30.jpg (25KB, 854x631px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 854x631px

Something just flew up Troi lads

>>37109021
roleplay with me

I, the DIY home renovator, lock you away underground in a series of rooms devoid of natural light but featuring stylish modern appliances, while you play the malnourished young woman struggling to give birth to my many children as rickets contorts your lower body

In hospital.

If I'm ever rich or even able to afford private health care it's the first I'm buying.

In before you guys get down to your knees and pray facing the nearest NHS facility. Honestly some Brits get more fanatical then Muslims when the topic of healthcare comes up.

wew, that went okay

might get a call back tomorrow and start sunday
gonna do a fat line of ket now to calm down

>>37108919
Remember Me and Frame of Mind are the first ones I think of. Really liked the weird reality-warpingness of them. You got a fave lad?

>>37109066
nah i'd say thats prob my fave too, cosy episode

File: enhanced-17399-1445015043-1.jpg (51KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 500x500px

>>37108187
>They changed the classic design to appeal to the pixar Cars audience

cant wait until saturday lads. im going to see nirvana live for the second time. i hope kurt hangs around for a bit and lets me take a picture with him

the only thing I want to see Ebinlad riding is my cock desu

File: ST31.jpg (45KB, 858x625px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 858x625px

>tfw I forgot Whoopi was in this

>>37109243
ur not funny you silly sausage

>>37109251
>tfw you will never use her stupid hat as a cheese and biccies tray

What do you thing about this lads?
https://youtu.be/f0OVvi29Pm0

>>37109260
jokes on you lad. i am going to see a tribute band. let me play pretend.

>>37109246

>He jokes about having Anal intrercourse with another britfeel user

If you ever met up, you know what would happen, you would both leaving crying probably.

File: 20170518_202516.jpg (807KB, 1042x1333px) Image search: [Google]

807KB, 1042x1333px

How can I entrain myself. Bored as fuck in here.
>>37109187

>>37109192
the inner light, the measure of man, the one mentioned earlier in the thread with the frozen people, sure there's some i'm forgetting

>>37109310
Have a cheeky wee wank

>>37109310

What are you in there for lad?

>>37109310
go to the day room and watch tele

>>37109310
Document the nurses and tell us if you would or not

>>37109310
when the hospital staff walk by point your fingers like a gun and go "BANG!" at them all

>>37109283
mongs. if they really want to help, they should put their money together and home someone legally until they get housed by the council.

>>37109310
How olds that ward
Your not in for anything serious I assume
Get well soon lad

>>37109327
Yeah love the frozen people one. The Inner Light is good but its kind of scary in a way. Picard is technically about 100 by the end of it.

>>37109304
I would be able to come to terms with seeing ebinlad leave crying while I'm sat in bed smoking a cigarette

>>37109304
why would anyone meet up with someone from brit feel for bum sex when they can just get it off grindr with out the hassle

File: IMG_20170222_111634.jpg (85KB, 486x648px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 486x648px

>>37109310
the hospital I was in in february had these TV/Internet/Phone screens on every bed

first 15 minutes every day was free then it was like a fiver to use it all day
you must be in the ass end of nowhere

That's some real paranoia there squiggling over every tiny little this

File: MarisaWarm.jpg (1MB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1200px

>>37108065
Not enough Waifus lads

File: mado3.jpg (265KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 600x800px

>Waiting for the train to visit my friend
>Had a wizz before I left but I'd drank four and a half litres of Diet Dr Fizz (They didn't have Dr Pepper Zero, which is weird as the drink with MAXIMUM flavour and zero calories is offered in most major retailers)
>Only 5 minutes until my train arrives but if I don't go I'm going to piss myself
>Run to the toilets and unleash a holy flood of piss
>Cleverly remember previous experiences and femininely dab the tip of my dip after i've done whizzing
>Can hear my train pulling in
>Quickly tuck and run out of the cubicle
>As I burst through the door a tear of piss runs down my khakis like the crying indian
>The train pulls away from the station
>About 4 - 5 conductors hanging off the side blowing their wistle and shouting "Pissy Trousers! Pissy Trousers here!"

Anyone know if National Rail will refund the extra ticket I had to buy because I needed a wee?

>>37109564
>four and a half litres
ew. i have a can of fizzy drink like once or twice month.

>>37108657
>piss runs down my khakis like the crying indian
>>The train pulls away from the station
>>About 4 - 5 conductors hanging off the side blowing their wistle and shouting "Pissy Trousers! Pissy Trousers here!"
Is this your new fetish

>>37109627
you some sort of fitness freak or just a gay?

>>37109649
gay

bloxo cube

Who's the gayest lad in /britfeel/? Show your reasoning please.

>>37109771
Len. He said he was.

>>37109771
lenlad

hes building a harem on steam and hes gonna bum them one by one

File: C76A3PRXgAAFZ6Z.jpg large.jpg (43KB, 462x541px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 462x541px

>>37109798
whens it my turn ;_;

>>37109187
You get the exact same doctors as you do on the NHS

>>37109771
the shipman poster. his love for shippy is obviously stronger than any other force in britfeel, i cannot begin comprehend its vitality.

File: The Pusher.png (688KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google]

688KB, 900x506px

>>37109798
>>37109787
It's plainly a honey trap. Gays please listen, he's just looking to line the canal with your corpses.

>>37109839
And he's doing it in tribute to Shipman's reconstructive efforts to said canal!

>>37109839
>the shipman poster

Sometimes I think I'm the only straight lad in here at times

>>37109889
the actual most gay is probably some who has too much of a social life to get a name on here.

who else is watching the fatties on channel 4?

I reckon SSAnon is the gayest myself. His post-coitus pasty/ Costa reviews crack me up.

>>37109771
Madoanon, trust me.
Didn't think much until I found out who he was. He's a legend in the pub glory hole circuit. Lad is as queer as a three dollar bill.

Stupid question, but any russians here?

>>37109937
*checks TV guide*
kek, no

>>37109967
>Yank detected
We say 'bent as a nine bob note' here laddo. Still, can you expand on this?

>>37109771
I am.

Reasoning:
>I regularly take dick in my mouth and arse
>I have spent long periods of time in chastity
>I use craigslist to find gross men to abuse me
>I ALWAYS buy paradox dlc and content packs on release

>>37109984

It's the yanks we need to worry about m8, not the Russians, the yanks are the biggest infiltrators here

>>37110014
>I ALWAYS buy paradox dlc and content packs on release
That's about as hetrosexual as a banknote to the value of 4.50 bongs in pre-decimal currency mate.

>takes huge amount of guts to have bariatric surgery
fucking lol

is 300 the best action film?

Anyone watching the debate ?

File: hitchhiker-691581_960_720.jpg (118KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 960x640px

Recently started trying to hitch hike around because i'm penniless. Why is it so fucking hard to hitchhike in this country.

I have absolutely no money and have no bicycle, I don't even have money for the bus and have to walk hours around my town looking for work

I must have had about ~500 cars pass me until someone actually picked me up and by then it was only another 10-20 minute walk anyway, it was actually some nice African lady

I even had some guy in a van give me a thumbs up as he drove past. no idea if he was taking the piss or if he legitimately had no idea the sign for hitch hiking and thought I was some sperg greeting every passing car

File: skimmed milk salesman.png (419KB, 318x614px) Image search: [Google]

419KB, 318x614px

>>37110104
is /ourguy/ winning?

Quick boys, post 10/10 evening tunes

https://youtu.be/xrOgYjp20j0

>>37110104
> tfw no license

>>37110104
I turned it off. Bunch of tards mate

>>37110143
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/itv


you don't need a licence, not worth watching anyway

>>37110125
Just find that one britfeelfag who picks up hitchers and noshes them off

>>37110125

Beucase normal people don't hitchhike anymore.

There's a lot of good deeds I'd do for a person, but picking up a hitchhiker isn't one of them.

>>37110177
I wouldn't stop, it's way too dodgy for me

just once I'd like one of these programs to have the person lose weight through diet and exercise

but no, surgery
>b-b-but surgery isn't easy, it still takes a lot of effort
so fucking lose weight the proper way if you can

>>37108023
Still more whites than I see in London.

>>37110241
can't understand why we are meant to have sympathy with this huge cow

File: godliness.jpg (117KB, 960x406px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 960x406px

>>37110136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFmsgHfuXpA

- PM Kev x

>>37110125
>Why is it so fucking hard to hitchhike in this country.
Because it's not the culture here.

>>37110311
You should definitely tweet him that

>>37109984
t. Louise Mensch

>>37110125
Use to go hitchhiking lots gave up years ago
Normally eneded up getting lifts of g8 peeps
but just get nowhere these days
Only bad experience was trucker who I am sure needed glassess he was tailgating at 75mph on M18 M1 A38 fucking scary stuff that stretch is scary enough normally

>>37110177
Why don't they? not everyone has the means to get around. the whole hitchhiker murderer thing is blown just hysterics
>>37110193
I'm like the least intimidating looking guy possible lmao, backpack and headphones on

Serious questions, why parties are so shitty?

Saw a "big guy" round Crewe at weekend. Felt sorry for him to be honest. He was younger than me.

Dunno why I always feel sorry for fat guys but not women. I'm a skelly so it's not that.

>>37110352
His twitter if any lads want to send him a cheeky message - https://twitter.com/SxyKevLloyd

>>37110337
We have buses and trains and pavement

Outside of a major city, they only have cars in Yankland

File: 1468117649745.jpg (172KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 800x800px

>>37110379
Be Nice to hitchhikers
Be nice /britfeel/ers
Be Nice

>>37110386
I feel it's much more acceptable to be a fat woman. Mostly cause you find desperate guys regards of the woman's weight. Of course you find some fat guys with skinnier women but it is more rare.

>>37110337
I think this is probably it to be honest, not really surprising the only person to stop for me was a foreign lady

I only hitchhiked once at around dawn when I was an extremely drunk teen. A trucker picked me up. All things considered, it could have ended much worse.

>>37110384
doesn't it depend on the party? if they are shit, its usually because not enough people have turned up, pleb music, and boring conversations.

>>37110417
Exactly. The size of the UK and the breadth of transport options especially between cities means hitchhiking just isn't part of the culture here as it is in America.

So what does everyone think of the BBC drama series on the Rochdale rape gangs?

Guess you can't complain about the BBC being overly PC or pro-paki anymore

>>37109335
>>37109405
Facial surgery I don't think this is anything minor I'm gonna be here a while...

I would literally pay 50 pounds for a charger so I could at least browse for more than 5 mind at a time.

>>37109349
TV is broken and has been for a while.

>>37110417
All costs money
Really get fed up with spending a large proportion of my bennies on transport knowing the profit these big companies make and the shit experience public transport is for people who work on it and travel on it

>>37110489
>just watched trailer
>not a single paki being arrested, just show white men being escorted by police

lovely

>>37110489
>Guess you can't complain about the BBC being overly PC or pro-paki anymore
Yes we can.

The fact the rochdale event is so well known now means any bias shown by the BBC in the show would get them ripped to shit in the media the next day.
They are only been like this for the show through no possible choice of their own.

>>37110480
yea but it costs money :^(

>>37110489

How many of the rapists were you acquainted with?

Serious question, I'm sure you must have known a few, I personally knew 4 gang rapists from school.

File: GASGASGAS.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>DEJAVU

this is fucking pathetic

>>37110533
Try actually watching the show

The pakis don't have a single redeeming characteristic

>>37110541
They didn't need to produce this show at all

>>37109827
Serious? NHS is 80% pajeets. You don't get that in expensive hospitals.

>>37110491
which hospital u in lad

>>37110587
what is the fucking point of these whales getting a scooter, it's yet more reason not to exercise

I see this fat fuck """""walking""""" his little dog all the time, and he's sat there on his fat arse riding one of those scooters while his poor dog is running as hard as it can to keep up with him

I make a point to laugh at him so he can take a hint and get up off his lazy behind

>>37110008
I admit a weird choice of phrase but i thought "straight as a roundabout" wasn't gay enough to be honest.

Gladly, you can basically go to any pub in the major cities, nip in to a pub and get a blowie for 20 quid through a glory hole.
I won't say too much out of respect but Mado here is known to tour these holes offering them for 10 bongs.
It's known as the "blue light special" because he leaves behind a blue mark on your dick from the lipstick he wears.

>>37110623
Seriously. There is no "private doctors". They're just NHS doctors earning extra money from mugs

>>37110639
All that weight hurts if you stand on them.

That's their excuse anyway

>>37110648
the private ward I saw during my stint looked fucking classy
I saw my doctor once before surgery and never again, only his lackeys and the nurses
there they do rounds every day, personally, with their patients

you really do get more care when you pay for it

File: ST32.jpg (49KB, 856x629px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 856x629px

>>37110639
>I make a point to laugh at him so he can take a hint and get up off his lazy behind
savage lad.

>this fat fuck is a robot
fuck off, not buying that, he's normie as fuck

>>37110443
>I feel it's much more acceptable to be a fat woman.

Not a chance. For a man it's acceptable to be big. Women are supposed to be petite.

A fat guy can get a decent girlfriend (I speak from experience here). Obese women can get laid, but they need to settle for the absolute dregs if they want commitment.

Oh hey nice a Brit thread

Who /scouse/ here?

>>37110688
>I saw my doctor once before surgery and never again, only his lackeys and the nurses

That's how it is and always has been

Nurses do the vast majority of the actual caring, and all that guff. Doctors/Surgeons just diagnose, prescribe and fix perform operations.They're not really trained to do the personal care stuff

File: 1489532722276.jpg (120KB, 1000x762px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1000x762px

chin lad here, also jaw lad if anyone remembers. first race back after my crash and i was fucking fuckeroo-ed. my body hurt so bad, soooo much fatigue. my jaw isn't broken, but eating is a bitch still.

>>37110588
>The pakis don't have a single redeeming characteristic
- Amir "Set Sail for Rochdale" H. 2017

>>37110714
>muh social anxiety

I swear these fucks just use it as a synonym for "shy around new people" like nearly every fucker on the planet

>>37110683
I know it hurts, but it's only going to get worse for them when they have zero incentive to lose the weight because now they can just sit down and go wherever they want, further making what muscle they have waste away making it impossible for them to stand at all after a while.

>>37110786
it's a paradox to diagnose
a true turboautist would never see a doctor about their turboautism because of their turboautism

>>37110771
>chin lad here

Not sure I'm familiar

>>37110588
>The pakis don't have a single redeeming characteristic

true to life then, just a real inherently evil group of people who should fuck off back to their shit stain of a country

>>37110730
me lad

what do you reckon of them ketwigs?

>>37109771
>have actually gone full circle
>straight
>trans
>traps
>transvestites
>black and Asian ladyboys
>mmf bisexual threesomes
>masc on cute twink anal destruction
>now obsessed with ftms
Ftms are very underrated, make me actually want to pursue human contact

>>37110846
There's a ftm who posts here

Get in there lad

He's probably a bro actually. They aren't nearly as degen as MtF

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15294107.Foot_fetishist_masturbated_while_staring_at_women_s_feet_at_bus_stops/

Which one of you lads did this?

File: gnomie.jpg (32KB, 304x295px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 304x295px

>>37110804
When I see lard arses that can actually move I wonder how fit they must actually be to carry all that fat around
Fucking hate fatties
Eat more junk food losers

I am definitely not purple aki

>>37110845
Stop playing me

File: FeelSea.jpg (32KB, 653x490px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 653x490px

What awaits us in the future lads

File: 2017-05-18 21.12.20.jpg (538KB, 741x1317px) Image search: [Google]

538KB, 741x1317px

>>37108065
been sat watching the sunset relaxing with a spliff and a beer in muh shitty garden off to bed soon desu been up 31.5 hrs 24 of them was spent on rocket league, veteren now, still shit though despite the rank and playing 124 hrs
but not as shit as i was so that's showing progression

>>37110872
>>37110846
from my experience they look like girls playing fancy dress, especially when they talk.

>>37110916

I can't wait to see how low I can sink.

>>37110916
More pakis
Less work for everyone
More poverty
More corporate power
Less freedom

she's not even human sized and she already wants to ditch her husband

I cannot fathom this fucking disgrace of a human

>>37110872
It will be incredibly hard to 1) actually find one 2) find thats into vaginal sex or at least a switch

>>37110872
>There's a ftm who posts here
is there?

>>37110912
im not lad. i dont live far from the aintree race course

I wonder if SS Anon has that as his sole gimmick, or whether he is one of the other posters with this as an alternate character

>>37110947
Why do we allow it?

>>37110720
Interesting enough I see more obese women in committed relationships than I do obese men.

Still on the whole, be it relationship or just casual hook ups. Overweight women seem more acceptable.
Or maybe fat guys just lack confidence while guys approach fat chicks cause they know its a easy lay.

>>37110916
Today I went for a weatherspoons breakfast with my granddad and thought the same thing as I watched the oddballs drink alone at 11am

>>37110916
What does the future hold? Misery that takes on a dull quality, where the counting of blessings precludes the acknowledgement of suffering. The lope toward death will not be agonied or desperate, but merely resigned to numbness and grateful for a pittance.

>>37110720
>but they need to settle for the absolute dregs
how do you explain all the fat women and non fat black guys then

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-18 at 21.51.10.png (136KB, 1196x460px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 1196x460px

Kev plays PC games.
Someone should get him on Steam.

>>37110921
Nice
Wish it wasnt raining here

>>37110975
Alright fair enough mate.

Tuebrook myself

>>37111009

whens the trip to malta?

>>37110984
People are too stupid to see how their jobs and livelihood are in jeopardy. They think they're "safe" and shit is going to continue as is

It's like 2007/08 never happened to them

>>37111087
Sweet of you to remember. September time. Bit stressed but it's a long way off.

>>37110921

Stop smoking so much ganja m8, it's bad for your brain.

>>37111115
>>37111087
I went to Malta on a family holiday back in about 2009. It was nice.

Lots of qts from the local language universities

>Down to like 23 stone
>still using a fucking scooter

I hate this cunt. Truly

>Finally got my house sorted
>Finally got my car sorted
>Finally had and won the brexit referendum
>Finally got a job that pays the billls with a bit of disposable

Life is finally stress free, and objectively better than ever, but I feel so bored and flat.

>>37111064
it was raining a bit when i was sat out but it was comfy so i wasn't bothered

Today's Leonard Cohen quote:

Well I live here with a woman and a child
The situation makes me kind of nervous
Yes, I rise up from her arms, she says, "I guess you call this love"
I call it service

File: 1488841453503.jpg (16KB, 280x296px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 280x296px

just deleted the old facebook lads. a systematic delete every few months to ensure it's not as easy to discover me. need it for information from uni, we have a pretty good page for our course.

I was genuinely expecting all her friends to be skinny
mildly disappointed

>>37111231
I'm stuck at the moment until I can pickup another car, once I do that doors will open up for me but until that moment comes and can do bugger all

File: shipchair.jpg (75KB, 620x387px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 620x387px

Just look at this smug bastard

>>37111287
what the fuck are you on about lad? you have proper got my head kettled

File: jezza-1.jpg (79KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 1280x720px

Get off your backside, quit smoking the dope, and GET A JOB!!!

It's funny, having a shitty car is so stressful at times, but it's taught me so much about maintenance and repair. I mean I couldn't change a clutch yet, but I could probably do everything shy of that

>>37111302
he deffo loved it up the bum the gabod

>>37111259
I deleted my original facebook account and now don't post anything at all on my new one and if I have to I delete it after a few days

File: shipwife.jpg (400KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 1500x1000px

>>37111341

Ship was a one woman man

>>37111334
I deliberately buy shitty cars though they have to be simple to begin with so there is less to worry about

>>37111334
>tfw first job
>shitty scooter runs me everywhere
>work is 10 miles away
>breaks down every other week
taught me loads about 2 stroke engines
something cataclysmic would happen and it would require a garage every so often, like head gasket failure, or cam belt snapped and smashed valves

File: shipdd3.jpg (6KB, 228x152px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 228x152px

>>37111370
>>37111302
>>37111259

post more rare shipmans

>half a million immigrants came to Britain last year

Why do people still fucking support this?

File: 1471548222451.jpg (82KB, 566x800px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 566x800px

>>37108065
Hahaha, why won't someone kill me?

>>37111370
he still loved a bit of cock on the sly

>>37111330
Put something on the end of it!!

Like a bloxo cube

File: shiponthebeach.png (138KB, 263x294px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 263x294px

>>37111399

It's almost hard to believe this one is him, although it does bear resemble to the one I quoted must have been in his 30s here

>>37111438
That meme will never be forced lad

File: shipdd6.jpg (19KB, 350x201px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 350x201px

>>37111454

A family portrait of the shipmans

File: 226422ca8c38b311b0f425b1146c0df2.jpg (73KB, 495x700px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 495x700px

>>37108065
i hope you have all been practicing your bow

Friday tomorrow lads.

Only 1 (one) day of wagemisery left.

File: shipdd2.jpg (7KB, 150x180px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 150x180px

>>37111479

Young shippy at school.

shipmania is runnin wild

File: longjump.jpg (63KB, 632x273px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 632x273px

>>37111509

doing the long jump at school

>7 Romanians turn up
>immediately go to council office to find a house

This show is triggering lads...

File: i'll save you frodo.webm (1022KB, 460x256px) Image search: [Google]

1022KB, 460x256px

Everyone do their best impression of Frodo saying "put it out you fools!" on vocaroo please

https://youtu.be/Sk47qO8rW4Y?t=46

>>37111596
wyk go back to plebbit please, thank you very much

File: tameside.png (75KB, 145x211px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 145x211px

>>37111573

This is quite a rare shippy indeed

>>37111160
well desu i have actually been smoking a lot less this past month i used to go through nearly half ounce a week now i'm down to probably half that. i already feel smarterer than i did last month

File: pepesweating.jpg (11KB, 159x151px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 159x151px

Primrose Shipman is still alive

>>37110987
Yeah part of that is just about confidence to approach. When you're a funny and confident fat guy with a large circle of friends, it's easy to get a gf. You aren't going to get the 9/10 but you'll get 6/10s easily and the occasional 7/10 too.
>>37111039
All non whites are at the bottom of the dating market.

>>37111596
An idiot would look at this and think the dog is trying to "save" the other dog

An intelligent person would realise dogs don't have the cognitive faculties to make that choice, and is merely acting out it's "fight for the stick" innate nature that so many dogs have build into them

>>37111689
and a heffer

>>37111649
I heard that's his cum face

>>37111574
That is annoying. I'm British, been in some tough situations before with housing in the past, and the council has been fuck all help.

>>37111732
>It's not the immigrants fault, the councils should just build more houses
>country has a deficit

>>37111768
I don't have a problem with anyone coming here to work or live off their own money.

But coming here to get free work and housing is taking the piss.

I live in Germany now and I'd never, ever even dream of taking from their social welfare system. It's not mine to take.

>Romanian embassy: "England has enough issues housing English people. Why did you come here to add to the problem"

Based

Anyone else here going to spend their Friday night huffing petrol?

>>37111827

I wish, petrol smells nice desu

>>37111821
Non-peasant Romanians are actually sound as fuck. One of my good friends is from the Romanian elite (her mum is an ambassador and her dad is a CEO) and she completely defies all of the stereotypes.

>>37111827
>not huffing a dead crow
normie

>>37111867
The filthy gypos drag them all down

>>37111496
Joke's on you, I work Saturdays but not Fridays.

>>37111867
No shit. The stereotypes of any nation come more from the lower classes.

>>37111827
>not going out and boiling denim

p l e b

>>37111867
I lived with a Romanian in halls at uni. She was super qt.

>>37111827
what are the effects of huffing petrol, it's quite a redneck thing to do

>>37111886
I made a joke about gypsies to her and then said "I guess that's quite offensive to someone from Romania" and she goes "I'M NOT A FUCKING GYPSY!"

>>37111867
>as fuck

I can't think of a more cuntish way of ending a sentence.

Reminder that not all Romanians are Romany and vise vesa

>>37111926
I can't think of anything more cuntish than taking issue with the way someone else formulated a coherent sentence.

Did you have a bully at school who used to say "as fuck" or something?

>>37111941

That's like saying not all pakis are pakis.

>>37111926
Aye. He does come across as a bit of a knob. Acts like one of the 'lads' for 'epic banter'

>>37111941
> vise vesa

Get back to Romania

NOW

>>37111968
>>37111926
Woah boys keep it nice.

>>37111968
You're a complete cunt. Why make the thread uncomfy?

Wish people like you would leave.

>>37111956

I mean, it's just such a faggoted thing to do. I'm not against swearing or anything, but he's obviously just swearing intentionally to sound extra cool.

>>37111971
No just a retard. I also typed out 'romulans' instead of 'Romanians' first try too.

>>37111992
>complains someone makes the thread uncomfy
>calls him a cunt instead of ignoring him, thus adding to the uncomfy.

Literally never heard of anyone in my life take issue with ending a sentence with "as fuck" before.

Posh southern twats no doubt

Thread uncomfy as fuck

Why couldn't he just say "

"Non-peasant Romanians are sound"

>>37112038
Why couldn't you just keep your thoughts to yourself?