TINDER TINDER TINDER TINDER TINDER TINDER TINDER

I reactivated and I get like 5 matches a day

I matched with a really hot girl yesterday who asked to smoke and chill and then backed out

Fuck this stupid app

>>37106505
what is that, 2 auschwitz survivors making out?

fucking gross

>>37106505
>Probably somewhere near the thousands
>More than 3/4
>Somewhere between 100-200

I stopped counting a while ago

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>>37106561
Just the fucking pinnacle of softcore porn

it's okay to be a fucking faggot anon

>>37106505
Source?


otgnallo

>>37106505
I get maybe a match a week thats okay with being shared between me and my gf.

gay tinder is much emptier than straight tinder, it's depressing. I only get a couple of new profiles to swipe every day and a match maybe once a month. i've made 60 matches in 2.5 years.

>>37106505
I probably have ~250 matches
most respond
aout 10

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>>37106783
What is your routine? I'm not very successful inviting girls to netflix and chill but on the other hand everything else seems like to much effort for casual sex

also I hate bars

>>37106835
You probably have a bad profile set up. If you take bad pictures it's bad. Your first picture should be you looking most attractive. If it seems like too much effort you're doing it way wrong. Just making some clever banter while being a little to moderately teasing is what typically works.

>>37107892
I mean more like, do you take them to bars? How do you meet them?

I was on the verge of paying and putting myself in different countries to test it out.

>>37108133
But then I realized it would do literally nothing for my dick.

>>37108108
Coffee shop/Thai Place I like-->secret lake spot with snacks and wine--> bone by the lake
This is my secret technique. Get out there and practice

Tinder is a great lesson in hypergamy.

I am a decently attractive guy, in good shape, low bf% and good muscle tone.

I should be able to get a girl in my league right? All I match with is fatties and uggos. I have no desire to go porking fatties so Tinder is useless. It shows you how far gone women are

>>37106505
c'mon fella, I'm gonna need some sauce on that

>>37106505
>>37106631
Sauce me up, chef.
She's an escort right?

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>>37106505
I fucked about 57 girls this year. It should have been more. I get hundreds of matches each year, but most of the girls only want real relationship or just compliments. There are few that are DTF.

PROOF

>>37106505
HOW DO YOU GET THEM TO FUCK YOU?

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>>37106505
sauce NOW

origina

>>37106505
>how many matches
19
>how many respond
Sometimes I just ask "wanna smash" to speed things up and get nothing. I don't message them much otherwise
>how many girls you fuc
0

Southern midwest so there's a ton of chicks that are "god girls" or "dog moms" and very few that are DTF. Basically went through my area's matches in 2 hours. Sad that people don't understand it's for hookups not.

>>37108854
Emily Bloom, Liara Roux.

on the real one 0 on the fake 3000
on the real 0 on the fake 70%

0 and 0

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>>37108766
I've only ever hooked up with two girls.

How do you make sure they don't have diseases? I wanna have sex but I'm super paranoid about getting aids and herpes and shit. I always wear protection and also before we have sex I ask them if they have anything but I dunno if that's a good method for screening them.

>>37108649
Oh god I'm not a virgin but I'd pay to have sex her instantly.

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>>37106505
About 15 or something.
All but 1.
None but had the choice to fuck one.

>>37106505
>around 500
>of the 100 or so I messaged probably 40 responded
>sex with about 8

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Did I mess up? We've been texting for almost 4 days now. She sent that second to last reply at 2 and I think I sent the last reply back to her and went I woke up I cringed because I have no idea what I was saying. It's been like 13 hours now, do I wait or send something else?

>>37112128
Just unmatch with her. It's over, anon

>>37106505
if you can get more than 2 matches that are'nt fat chicks or bots get the FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>37112415
>r9k used to be nu-/b/ for shut-ins, otakus, and socially awkward folk
>now the mere mention of any kind of interaction with the outside world is some sign you aren't in the "in" club
>somehow being a virgin is a GOOD thing instead of something every robot desperately wanted to do
I miss the old r9k so much.

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>>37106505
Ive got a decent amount of matches. only hooked with about 10 of them do to me autistic af when it comes to talking to girls

>>37110116
Stick to whites, thats like 90% gone of the already small chance of that happening stick to whites who arent trashey and its like 99%.

>>37112536
Im none of those things, I though r9k was socially stunted individuals like betas or even alphas who just hate people who like tech shit. I always though tthe virgin thing was a but overblown but they can fuck themselves.

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>see this thread
>go to tinder
>find some chick i matched with a week ago
>shes moderately attractive, probably a 5
>literally ask her if she wants to get coffee and talk about how much we hate ourselves
>she responds within seconds and says "absolutely"

Am I finally going to lose my virginity? Has is it really been this easy all along?

>>37112794
Absolutely Anon, just dont be fucking autistic and you will get fucking laid.

I hate what this board has become more and more every single day.

do you guys have a protocol on who to swipe right?

do you just swipe right with everyone?

>>37112791
Well yes those to. Basically social fringers and the like.
Now its just hating women and everything about them or reeing at people who aren't the worst of the worst.

so what do you actually need on your facebook to connect with tinder? just a photo?

want to finally try this out, now that i'm feeling better about myself, but i need a fucking facebook. fuck off.

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>>37106505
I had a serious relationship with a girl from tinder

lasted a year

she cheated on me with MULTIPLE guys, sent nudes to countless guys too, when i caught her in the act she claimed "i wasnt giving her enough attention:. Can you believe that shit?

Anyway we brokeup, it was hard because i got attached and had my heart broken, but shit we all go through it. Now i'm back on tinder having learned the hard way to only look for hookups and not something serious, all tinder girls are sluts and will drop you for a chaddier guy they can swipe right on at any given moment.

I learned the hard way, i dont wanna see you robots make the same mistake.

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>how many matches
2 per day
>how many respond
well the respond most of the time, but I only get to the number with every 10'th or so
>how many girls you fucked
one every 2 or 3 months, depends on whether I'm horny.
Tinder girl quality is generally low, though

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Am I doing this right papi?

>>37108766
>all those pick up line requests
Do you use the archaeologist one? I managed to get a lot of positive reaction with that three years ago.

>>37115552
Depends on her next reply. She seems to dig the dad puns so run with it.
Good luck dude.

>>37115552
You're golden, seal the deal soon.

>>37116250
>>37116408
She's like 7 years younger than me and graduates high school this week. I dunno, I just like telling shitty jokes to girls on tinder :^)

I would if my acne fucking dissipated, I'm 22 ffs.
Worst thing of all is it's not that bad but just have a single pimple mark ruins my confidence and I don't want to trick my pics.

>>37115552
Alright, next you should say, "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you"

I'd try it but I don't have any photos of myself. I imagine a profile with nothing but a selfie makes you look like a serial killer.

>>37114581
>Serious relationship
>Tinder

See yourself out Anon, it's literally an app for women to constantly validate their self esteem

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Like searching for a needle in a needle stack

Sorry for censoring some of it but Most of these chicks are nice but a lot are too far gone

>>37106505

like 100
none, i dont chat people that way.
just 1

be 23 yr old

i think i could at least try... but im not virgin anymore, so o dont feel like trying again soon... sometime i want just fuck with anyone but i forget quick... im fine?

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I matched around 60 girls, and maybe a third responds. I've actually fucked 4 of them - I had the potential for more, but you know how it is - you meet two girls who are into you and both are ready to sleep with you, but you prefer one and so the other one falls off. Here's a conversation with one of my exes that I met on Tinder and actually ended up dating for half a year.

God I miss her so much.