/r9gay/ thread. How you faggots doing?

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>still nobody to fap with

pretty good
pissed off though

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How do I find fellow gay robots in my area? Don't care about looks anymore, just someone to be with.

>>37106090
If you have a smart phone, there is always grindr or tinder. If you live in a city there is probably an lgbt center that offers gay sports leagues and volunteer opportunities. >>37105827
Whats the matter anon?

>>37106194
there is always something to be pissed off about
im gonna dial up a jotunn and freeze the universe solid so i wont be so mad

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>>37106194
I live in the rural part of Ireland. Kill me desu

>>37105579
crippling loneliness. Hate people. But want social interaction. Can't stand talking to people long even enough to become friends.

>>37107244
whoops killed the thread

>>37107480
This thread is pretty slow moving, don't worry

original comment

>>37105763
I'm free if you want anon

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>>37108206
Are you a weeb out of interest?

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>>37105579
tfw no femboy bf
all femboys like guys

kill me

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Why dont we posts our discords itd be a comfy way to meet eachother

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>>37108497
Fader#7477

>>37108326
Bi wannabe femboy here lmao

>>37108206
I'm also
>>37108668

>>37108326
Oh shit youre piety nevermind

>>37107112
I'm in Ireland too

No love deep web#2535 is my discord if anyone wants to just talk lmao

>>37105579
>/r9gay/ thread.
>How you faggots doing?
Pretty sad that I still don't have a bf
I was told that I would get one if I posted in /r9gay/ long enough but I still don't have one

>>37105579
i hope you die faggot. Hopefully you get pozzed and then have to slowly die with the pain of your mistakes

>>37109271
>i hope you die faggot. Hopefully you get pozzed and then have to slowly die with the pain of your mistakes
Location please
you can pozz me if you want

>>37109271
*slides suit jacket off, is wearing huge body weights under it*
*drops the weights, loosens my tie, and unsheathes my wakizashi*
*spits*

Pal, you just made a hell of a mistake, you know that?

>>37109295
yeah youre already dead inside. I hope you don't ruin the lives of anyone else you sick fuck

sucking on a banana is so relaxing

need the real thing in my mouth

>>37109383
>yeah youre already dead inside. I hope you don't ruin the lives of anyone else you sick fuck
please be my bf
You are posting in gay threads it's obvious you want one too

>>37109383
*severs the tendon on your trigger finger before you can fire your Type 54 and punches you back*

Don't fuck around, huh!?

>>37109445
no i just enjoy telling you people to die

>>37109819
>no i just enjoy telling you people to die
YOU people????

>>37109819
Why are you so salty anon did a gay man molest you or some shit

Met a guy I like, we've met up twice, last time he said he liked me out of the blue...

But, he's real flaky with me and never texts me first. I'm confused.

Hope there is a faggot cleansing soon so the whole world is straight

knowing cute straight boys was suffering
no longer knowing any cute straight boys is even worse

>>37110733
*shatters your bankai with a silver bullet*
Bastard!? Ya think yer the first mage I ever tangled with?

Yo, guys,
I have no problems joking around about my sexuality with other people and "admitting" my sexuality to others(not actually gay, technically pansexual but fuck that Tumblr mumbo jumbo I just call myself bi) but when it comes to admitting it to myself it's the hardest thing in life. The only experience I've ever had with guys happened when I was really wasted and I'm afraid that if I were to go out with a guy normally not drunk I'd just feel really ashamed of myself( I don't live in a country where it's very common to see same sex couples, even though it's not forbidden it's still a bit of a sensitive topic and a social taboo)
Anyone who had/has similar issues? How did you get out of it?

>>37110733
Sorry to disappoint you bub, but the actual percentage of strictly heterosexual people is like 20%.

>tfw not sure if gay or just confused

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>>37105579
Still no Asian femboy bf.

>19 yo twink/femboy
>finally arrange to meet up with someone off /soc/
>talk in depth about what we're gonna do
>super excited
>shaved everything in advance
>he stops responding 3 days before we've arranged to meet so it doesn't happen
>The clock is ticking I still haven't lived out fantasy of getting fucked by someone a fair not older than me
>getting a bit less cute every day
JUST

>>37110914

Its because deep down you know homosexuality is wrong and that you would be better off not acting on these urges.

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>finally get first bf
>is also ideal bf
How am I gonna fug this up and when is the question

>>37109392
I tried this and could only get 4-5 inches in. I'm bicurious fyi

>Be in college
>Go to study room as I normally do to get ready for exams in a few weeks
>See top tier qt sitting at nearby table
>He's with a girl; not sure if his gf or just a friend
>Seen him there for the past few days
>Our college has a crush website thing where students can write anonymous love letters to people
>Really want to go for it but worried he'll realise it's me doing it, since there are never really that many people in the room
Wat do? I'm not in the closet, but my spaghetti must stay safely in my pocket.

>>37112297
I mean you're obviously wanting to hook up with him. So either post it or approach him.

>>37111638
generally you're going to want to shave on the day you're having sex, the hair grows back quickly and even 1 or 2 days later you'll have noticable stubble marring your fresh smoothness.

it's also a good idea to shave in advance though too, if you're already shaved just maintaining it is a pretty quick & easy matter of just running a razor over your legs once every couple of days.

>>37112501
I want to shave my ass, but I'm afraid to do it by myself. I need a bf to help me do it in the shower

>>37112501
Oh I know I shave every day, I just hadn't shaved my legs before that because I was afraid of people noticing. But now they're shaved I go over them every say in the shower. Same with butt, chest, and pubic hair

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>3 bfs dumped me while I tried my best
>now forced to settle for the vaginal jew

>>37112517
shaving is not difficult or dangerous, it just takes a little practice.

use light pressure to avoid cutting yourself. you might also consider getting a shaving mirror for your shower wall so you can see what's going on behind you.

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>>37112587
do you have any more of these lains? i really like them

>>37112517
>I want to shave my ass, but I'm afraid to do it by myself. I need a bf to help me do it in the shower
This
I need a bf who will help me shave and cuddle with me and care about me desu

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>>37112612
I thought I had none but there's still a couple left in my HDD

I want a cripple boyfriend
Where do I find a wheelchair bound boyfriend?

>>37112638
I'll be that bf. We can shave each other in the shower! A-are you cute?

Go the fuck to lgbt you dumbasses. This thread is exactly what the board was designed for. Fuck, people are so dumb.

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>tfw only interested in feminine boys and traps
>know I'm not good enough for them
>destined to end up alone

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>>37112666
could you post some more please? i really like them

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>>37108326
We all know you're a guy anyways, Piety

>>37112670
Quebec is a good place to start. I heard a lot of the youths up their place this chicken game with trains. 6 boys stand on the train tracks and try to jump off the tracks at the last possible second. It results in a lot of legless Quebecois

>>37112683
Yeah but we're gay robots. Not gay normies lol.

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>>37112702
Here ya go.

>>37112683
What makes you think we want to hang out with those faggots?

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>>37112702
Lain is love.
Let's all love Lain.

>>37112670
>I want a cripple boyfriend
>Where do I find a wheelchair bound boyfriend?
You can break my legs if you want

>>37112674
>A-are you cute?
u-umm idk

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>>37112776
>>37112797

thank you for posting. i really like them

>>37112822
Break your legs and I will love you and push you around malls until you can walk again and feel like you can do better than me <3

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>>37112937
Glad you did.
Need to rewatch it since I still got no clue what the hell it was about.

>>37112717
I live right by the border and can speak basic French, time to make a trip up North

>>37112694
it might be just a phase, you never know (the gay part)

>>37113083
It's been going on for a decade. I don't think it's a phase.

Bf left me to chase irl dicks. It hurts so much...

>>37113056
Lain poster, are you cute?

I'm a huge lain fan and am looking for other cuteboys who like lain. I have a cyberia tattoo on my shoulder upupu

>>37113226
let us be together then anon-kun

>>37112414
>hook up
Eww... That's disgusting.
And people wonder why I don't like the LGBT community.

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>>37113318
Nah, I'm an ugly Quasimodo tier third worlder who lives far away from you. Save yourself the bother.

>>37113916

>Nah, I'm an ugly Quasimodo tier third worlder who lives far away from you. Save yourself the bother.
What country are you from?

>>37112066
that's a pretty good start, keep working at it

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>>37114047
The one where everyone's a normie.

>>37114563
>The one where everyone's a normie.
Brazil?

>tfw too fat, acne ridden, and ugly to ever be cute
well I'm gonna kill myself

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>>37105579

am bifag

posting because watched NGE when I was starting puberty and to this day get the good feel feels when I see a romantic kaworu x shinji

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>>37114709
Fatties can be qt

>>37111899
tell me about you and your bf anon
I could probably give advice

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>>37114563

>posts lain
>posts madotsuki

doing kami's work, musuko

>tfw i think my bf doesn't like me like i like him
>it kills me because i really can't read him
>constant teasing that makes me feel shitty
idk what to do desu

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>>37114828
I'm more of an Ib fan myself though.

And Garry is my husbando.

I'm alright, but kinda melancholy. I've worked with the same guy for 7 months now and he's kinda really, like actually homophobic. It's very rare to actually meet these people. I'm not one who thinks they're being judged constantly or anything.. but alas, he fits the criteria. I work with this guy all day everyday I work as a partner and it just sucks that whenever I do anything too gay he gets a sour face or say "I don't know about all that" or something.

I mentioned the idea of transferring to a different area when I move so he knows I want to, but I'm not sure how long it will take.

Oh well. I'm just glad I finally accepted myself as gay. It took a long time.

>>37115038
Are you that southern EMT anon?

>tfw bf is distant emotionally and doesn't like physical contact
I really like him but i also need someone i can connect with and I'm scared it's not him atm

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>>37105579
>send online friend selfie
>he says i'm cute

>>37115097
It probably isnt him if thats how you feel

>>37115140
Maybe but sometimes he does make me feel like i'm the only one in the world. It's a little painful to think because he and I want the exact same things in our lives and I don't know many guys like him

>>37115038
>I do anything too gay
What the fuck are you doing? Feeling him up?

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I'm overweight so the only people that will ever want me are degenerate fetishists and I don't really want to change.
Despite being called cute by everyone I send a picture to, and everyone saying I have a nice dick I'm still alone.
So I guess I'm fine.

>>37115175
Sounds like a difficult scenario

>>37105579
>tfw no shy robot bf who'll call me mommy, let me choke him, and ignore my dick

>>37115224
It is
I don't want to give too many details desu
I want him in my life I just don't know to what extent right now. I just want some form of emotional validation that tells me i mean more to him than he makes it seem

>>37115097
I knew someone like that.. no way, anon. They won't make you happy.

Destroa#1844 plz no bully

>>37115271
T-That sounds kind of nice

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>fat fuck
>bad skin
>recently suspecting that I might be balding
>tfw you'll never be a cute boy


I've been losing weight and trying to improve my skin, but whats even the point if I really am balding. My hair was probably the only thing I didn't hate about myself.


feels terrible desu

>>37115271
>tfw no femdom mommy (male)

>>37115585
>>37115346
You people are actually disgusting.

>>37115585
Femdom is scary, anon.
/gfd/ is as far as i'd ever wanna go

>>37115624
>he doesn't want to get trampled, insulted, and hit in the nuts

casual...

>>37115624
/gfd/ is nice but no one would ever love me in a nice manner.

>>37115643
Anon, If I'm going to be in a relationship with someone I don't want to hurt them.

I just kinda wanna cook for them and be the big spoon and stuff.

>>37115671
>dom
>cooking
Confirmed not actually dom.

>>37115671
Are you the mommy that wanted to choke a robot? Choking goes beyond gfd.

>>37115663
Don't say that, anon. Despite what people here are gonna say, there's always someone out there who completes you.
>>37115692
I never said I was a dom.
All I said was that I wanted to cook for and choke a robot.

>>37115696
I don't think so, but I can't say much for sure.

>been in a long-distance relationship for over two years now
>he's finally coming down to meet me
>I've been on SSRIs for over 6 years
>Could never cum when having sex, ruining my past relationships
>very first day he arrives we're checking into a hotel together and fucking like rabbits

I've got some cyproheptadine from my doctor to counteract the prozac but I'm still nervous as fuck. I don't want to be impotent, lads.

>>37115814
You still have 10 fingers and a tongue anon.

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>tfw only into femboys/twinks
>tfw also submissive as fuck and to top it off i also have a foot fetish

Do dominant femboys exist?

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>>37111703
this

original kommentar

>>37110914
Get a psychologist

>>37115858

My hope is that I don't wind up having to eat ass, thank you very much.

>>37116041
"in your heart you know he's right" shit doesn't work on me due to a temporal lobe injury sustained when I crashed my motorbike

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>>37115177

I just turn my voice too lispy or something. Stereotypical gay stuff. He's not comfortable with being seen with a gay person. I'm never obnoxious. I'm quiet and attentitive to everyone's feelings. He's just homophobic, unfortunately.

But in between the time I made that post and now, someone told me some potentially awesome news. There's another hospital hiring emt near here that pays a good bit more ( for me anyway ) and is closer to where I live. I hope I get I, I hope I get it so bad.

>>37115087

Yep it's me again. Just took this in the amber lamps

>>37115814
You can ask your doc for viagra. They know people quit their ssri because they can't get it up. They will happily give you a boner pill script if you ask.

Then you can sell your extras guilt free because it's non addictive and mostly harmless.

>>37115038
Have you considered ceasing your faggotry and acting like a mentally whole person around him?

How hard is it to stop lisping and talking about how much you love dick on the job?

>>37116247

I do tho. I don't have problems with anyone else about this and am actually requested to work with people and it's because I'm good at my job and I give ppl their space.

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>tfw no Kaworu bf
I'm only gay for Kaworu.

I feel like I'm simultaneously being too private about my sexuality and being a total faggot in public

i just want a boyfriend
we could do cliche romantic things and go on cute dates

>>37116438

Same anon, the very same.

>>37115140
>>37115322
Maybe you're right
I thought i was just being stupid today and when i talked to him again today he really pinched a nerve.
Like it's not even mean, it's straight up cruel how he made me feel

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how do I know for sure if I'm gay or not? I'm confused.

>>37116957
Have you liked guys since you were a child or did you used to like girls. Do you have attraction towards average guys or only the 10/10 fantasy ones?
If it's the latter options then you're probably prison gay.

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>>37105579
>tfw always hit on by guys and secretly gay but hide it

HAHAHA

>>37117166
>secretly gay but hide it
not well if you are getting hit on by men all the time

>realised I was pretty much full homo in last year of uni
>graduated and 25 now
>look like I'm 18
>no way to make friends or meet people now
>getting older every day
>gonna miss my chance to be a qt with a bf even with the extra time genetics gave me

What a waste

>>37115551
sorry my man maybe u could be bald thats pretty cool

>>37117225
i dont wear gay clothes or a sign that says im gay

I just want to fuck a cute guy for the novelty of it, is that so wrong?

>>37116241

I can get it up just fine, that's not the problem. The problem is actually obtaining orgasm. I can't get off unless I fap.

>>37116373

Translation:

>I just want to be unconditionally loved for who I am

I found my Kaworu anon, hopefully you'll find yours!

>>37117391
most people dont

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>>37117042
>used to like girls
>have attraction towards average guys
never wanted a relationship with a girl, idk

>>37117697
>used to like girls
>never wanted a relationship with a girl
What

>>37117754
this,
>>37117697
I don't understand anon

>>37117754
>>37117787
I fapped to straight porn? couldnt ever connect with girls on an emotional level
its weird

>>37117866
When did you switch to gay porn? Do you only like guys because you couldn't find a good relationship with women?

>>37117459
Yeah, pretty much. Good to hear that you had some luck, gives me hope!

>>37117866
I understand the last part I guess
When i first saw straight porn I was far more interested in the man. By a lot. surprising, i didn't realize i was gay til years later

>>37117894
I never pursued relationships with women because I had zero interest. Started watching more gay porn when I was 16 or 17 I think. I guess im bi? dunno lol

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>>37116066
But having your ass eaten is one of the great pleasures of life, anon. Just think if you could make him feel such incredible sensations.

been talking to a trap online and his voice is like honey to my ears, think i'm probably feeling too much too quick and i'm just gonna really hurt myself again over something that was never gonna happen most likely

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>>37118660
>tfw ywn eat out a cute trap's ass

>>37118660
>>>37116066
>But having your ass eaten is one of the great pleasures of life, anon. Just think if you could make him feel such incredible sensations.
This

how do i meet cuteboys in my area
uni hasnt started

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Any Tallahassee fags?

Also
>mfw straight friend is sweet and you wish he loved you

>>37118660

I love nothing more than to eat my bf's ass and make him moan like crazy. Speaking of that he's coming over tomorrow to spend the night, I'm looking forward to having him sit on my face.

>>37117235

Don't give up, I met my first bf just recently at the age of 27, met on cuteboys of all places.

>>37119949
>>37119986
Kill yourselves, normalfags. This board is for robots.tbo

Whats the maximum weight for being a twink? 180 lbs and 5'8 and I feel like going on a killing spree because I know I'll never be a cute boy.

what do gay guys think about prison gay/forced gay/meme gay guys?

ive basically abandoned the idea of getting with a females and just masturbate to the idea of getting succ from a slim asian boy, but im delaying because im a stupid jew

>>37120161
You don't sound too overweight, you're probably cute and soft

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>>37120330
I know I'm not a fuckhueg fatass but its enough to make me ugly.

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fun fact: i have fallen in love with 9s

>>37120436
thats quite a few lbs
you could become thin in 1 year

that feel when tall skinny and dumb

>>37120170
I'm a slim Asian boy

But honestly I fucking hate prison gay faggots, just because you are a failure in the woman's dating world doesn't mean getting the succ from a boy is an easy way out

I would never date someone who identified as prison gay desu

>>37120557
It is an easy way out though, they just want to be satisfied sexually.

>>37120661
>It is an easy way out though, they just want to be satisfied sexually.
Not if you are looking for a fulfilling relationship no

is it weird that I'm almost 21 but I still think about my straight friend from high school who I haven't seen in two years?

I saw his dick once when we were drunk but thats it

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>>37120486
I want to FUCK Nines!

>>37120557
*note to self*
dont tell faggots you are meme gay and just fug those worthless subhuman faggots and enjoy their bodies as you sexually degrade and emasculate them and just lie to them

thanks GAYLORD :^)

>>37107244
I know a similar feel. Can't let go enough to take things as they are and feel good about whatever I'm doing with whoever I'm doing it with. Always analyzing them instead.

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>>37120794
i must protec

>>37105763
Is the pic related Cx?

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>turn bi/prison gay
>nothing changes because i'm still a shut in with an avoidant personality

If only I was a solid 6/10 instead of 3-4...
Then I would be able to fuck nice boiis ;~;

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>>37121015
prison gay stay away from my bf

but also post more

>>37121230
get /fit/ and fix what ever else you got going on then

>>37112670
I'm actually bi and in a wheelchair. Do you have skype or discord or a throwaway?

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>>37121248
I'm going to elope with 9s and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>37121423
i will fucking murder anyone who comes near him

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>>37121475
>>37121423
wrong pic

didn't mean to post the Ayatollah but the point stands

>>37121475
>>37121501
but...why did you have that picture saved?

Not even remotely gay. At all. Kinda hate you faggots on /r9k/

But yeah I'm going good. Very lonely rn. Decided I no longer care about relationships or friendships. I just wanna live my hermit life and finish my degree. I like my /comfy/ room. I like my life right now. I'm totally, utterly alone. And that's actually pretty cool.

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>>37121475
>>37121501
I'd like to see you try fag. 9s belongs to big NEET cock.

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>>37121537
its election day in Iran and I am a bit of a Persiaboo

>>37121564
tfw statistically average penis

perfect for 9s though

>>37121542
sounds like a terrible life

i wish i had a bf that ejaculated codeine.

>>37121725
why? are you a druggie?

>>37121346
my face is ugly
i have no chin
and skin is shit

>>37121764
i was
i would be again if i had any money.

>>37121230
Iktf as a 3.
>tfw will never fuck and cuddle a smol boy

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Anyone else alternate between being really degenerate and wanting to do all kinds of gay stuff, and then kinda pulling yourself out of that depressive rut, reaching a flow state and being really glad you didn't?

That's why I've never been able to embrace the gay, when I'm happy this side of me seems to go dormant, and it flourishes when I'm depressed.

>be straight
>want gay friend
>fantasize about some day being real sad and gay friend blows me and we play vidya after

I need help don't I ?

>Relatively good looking body, pull off /cuteboy/ well but have an acne ridden face
>Very introverted, closeted and living with parents so I can't have guys over
>Refuse to be a slut

How do I find a BF without acting like a slut using Grindr or going to clubs?

>>37122137
>How do I find a BF without acting like a slut using Grindr or going to clubs?
By posting on /r9k/ silly!
Location plz

>>37122154
Fraser Valley area

O r e g j

>>37122003
yeah
i consider myself bi but my gayness comes and goes like a fetish.
idk if i'd fuck a guy in real life unless he was girly.
im lonely enough to bond or cuddle with anyone, but i dont know if i could do sex without forcing myself to.

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>>37122202
>>37122202
>i consider myself bi but my gayness comes and goes like a fetish.

I have no idea what I am anymore, its hard to separate fantasy from reality as a virgin whos seen and fapped to everything. Its funny, I'm really just afraid of what's the severity of my gayness. Am I freddy mercury gay, or "eh, I fucked a tranny in thailand once" gay.

>>37122202
>i consider myself bi but my gayness comes and goes like a fetish.
idiot

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>>37123581

this is a no buIIy zone!

>>37123622
>this is a no buIIy zone!
sorry
the thread was gonna die, just wanted to bump it quickly

I hope the thread lives through the night
although I suppose it doesn't matter too much, there will always be more gay threads

>>37123646
>although I suppose it doesn't matter too much, there will always be more gay threads

True. Its amazing that all these years of shitposting in these threads and I still haven't touched a penis.

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>>37105579
Currently chilling in bf's bed after a night out. So I'm doing alright for once.

>>37118660
So much this, I fantasize about it everyday, It makes me go crazy

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>>37105579
faggots need to kys

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>>37123818
breeders are a scourge upon earth and they should kill THEMSELVES if they are bothered by us

i wish i had a bf
I WISH I HAD A BF
i wish i had a bf

Traps aren't gays but they are gay and should not be welcome in threads for us.