>Stalking that one girl's Facebook >See a picture

No one. I've stopped keeping such women on kikebook.

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Are you for real?
To each their own.

>>37104220
>having a kikebook

you know what you need to do

>>37104274
>Never stalked qt from school or work on kikebook

Normies need to leave

>>37104152
Tell us more about her anon

ori

>>37104152
>got into college after dropping out 2 years ago
>21 y/o virgin
>lock eyes with girl one day
>love
>end up talking the same day
>she's amazing
>there's a sparkle in her eyes when she looks at me
>we start talking daily
>i liked girls before, but nothing close to what she makes me feel
>daydream about her every day
>turns out she has a bf
>we still hang out regulary and im pretty sure she has feelings for me
>everyone in college thinks we're a couple
>i feel like shes THE ONE with every atom in my body
>things bounce from hot to cold
>playing cat and mouse for almost 5 months
>2 months ago things start looking great
>start spending more time with her and she's getting even more physical
>not sure if she has bf anymore
>turns out she does
>heart breaks
>she goes to the seaside for a few days
>texts the whole time and sends me pics
>ask her how come she ended up going (she said she wont)
>says how she had to get out of town a bit and how she'll tell me about it
>please let it be her leaving her bf
>we text for hrs a day
>one day she says she left him
>she didnt shed a single tear
>i had a grin on my face for over an hour
>she starts asking me about my past
>she's using "we" in everything she mentions
>texting me all day and we never run out of things to say
>comes back to town and we start getting closer and closer
>waiting for the moment to ask her out
>it comes and she happily agrees
>makes me wait a bit, coz she just got out of a relationship
>tell her i dont mind i love spending time with her either way
>she's putting me through all these tests
>we start going out
>we've been together for 3 weeks now and im pretty sure she genuenly loves me
>i love her more than life itself and everything feels right

It even turned out that i had to do with her break up because she would tell her bf about me and he would get all jealous and accuse her of cheating. When she left him he sperged out saying it was because she likes me and shit like that. Now she hates him.

She's so beautiful and has the perfect body. Beautiful round titties, one of them is pierced, perfect ass with a very pretty face. We used to do everything together, you would think we were bf and gf last summer.. We did mess around a bit. Of course I never fucked her due to be an autistic fuck. But I eventually stopped talking to her until recently.

She seems to care about me and even be more a Lil more interested. She's always texting me ever since we started talking again, double texts, triple texts, even quad texts from her. And just general flirting from her as well.

She came over last night thought I could actually get some but it didnt feel right. We just talked and chilled for a bit then she got really quiet with her arms crossed too. She left and I started over thinking that she just wanted to get away from me or even go chill with some other guy. I hope I'm overthinking...she did text me this morning saying that it was nice seeing me.

>>37105745
Be careful anon, please be careful.
I was talking to a girl who had a boyfriend a few months ago, they broke up and not long after she got with me. To make a long story short she cheated on me. I will never trust a girl that can go between guys like that.

>>37105745
you will be cucked very hard lol, prepare your mind because she will leave you, break your heart and make you feel like pure shit

>>37104152
I've done this exact same thing. I hate my life.

>>37105864
>perfect body
>pierced
man you can only have one of them

>>37105982
Well I like it and thats all that matters

>>37105745
You give hope, i give (you)

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A girl I work with, she'll be transferring to my uni around the same time I graduate. She's the cutest, sweetest girl I've ever met, she has such a wonderful smile and I fall for even more every time she smiles at me. Has a pretty great body too, if a little on the chubby side. She's really fun to be around and easy to talk to as well, and she seems to like me in a friendly way at least. But she has a bf, I hoped it might turn out like >>37105745 but it never will, and I'll never be with her. In a month and a half I'll probably never see her again and I can't help but wonder if I could've been with her if they weren't together. I'll probably think about her for years.
>tfw she almost never posts anything on facebook or instagram and I wouldn't even know she had a boyfriend just from those alone

>>37105932
I was talking to another girl who just broke up with her boyfriend as well, she seemed like she was actually interested in me but everything about her and her relationship with her now ex-boyfriend screamed red flag so I just ended up ghosting her.

>>37106124
>screamed red flag
Yeah, when I first started talking to her all my red flags were going off. I ignored them because I was a lonely virgin and really wanted someone to cuddle with, big mistake. Never avoid any red flags you might have about a woman, chances are they're right. I avoided mine and got cheated on.

>>37104353

Unfortunately it's the only way to keep non contact with some people. I just don't have myself as my profile picture, only have 20 people on it and never post anything.

>>37104152
>Shy but beautiful girl
>Start talking to her, realize we're very different
>Learns more about her tastes & starts talking to her
>Becomes friends with her friends
>Have most classes with her
>Makes a few moves
>She seems to get all my cues
>Gets rejected
>She graduates in two weeks and I'll never see her or talk to her again
>I never loved a girl this way before

>>37106302
It helped that I was (and still am) so deep into oneitis with this girl, it gave me no real motivation to pursue the other one. She'd flirt with a ton of guys (especially me) while she was with her bf, and he'd flirt with a bunch of girls, but they'd both get insanely jealous about it, it was almost comical. He ended up getting arrested and having a restraining order put on him after they broke up for stalking her and keying her car up and that's when I decided I definitely wanted nothing to do with that whole mess.

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>>37105745

I don't mind that you're a role-playing faggot,I love happy stories.

Thank you Anon

>>37106392
While I don't approve of your orbiting I'm glad you avoided that mess of a person.
The girl that cheated on me has been having some kind of major anxiety since I dropped her completely a few days ago. Apparently she's not been eating or something. I dumped her and tried to stick around because I know she's got problems, but I was/am too angry to care.
Seriously, never ignore red flags.

>>37105745
Lmao she broke up with bf she'll break up with your dumbass too

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>>37104152
DELETEEEEEE

This hits way too close to home

>>37106437
>While I don't approve of your orbiting
I'm not the type to orbit usually, but I've never felt this way about someone as hackneyed as that sounds.

>I'm glad you avoided that mess of a person.
I am too, sometimes I feel like I let an opportunity slip because of autism/tunnel vision but I just remind myself it would've been a one-way ticket to getting cucked.

>Seriously, never ignore red flags.
What other red flags did you notice immediately?

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>>37104152
>>Lay down on my bed and make up different scenarios in my head about her and I being together
I wonder how many people do this every night...

>>37106578
>What other red flags did you notice immediately?
There were a few,
>talked to me and her boyfriend at the same time, was totally fine with me flirting with her, she even flirted back
>liked to get drunk and high
>very open about her sexuality and sexual history, would tell me about past sexual events
>has the "I'm not like other girls!" personality while simultaneously being just like other girls
Those are just a few off the top of my mind. I'd say the biggest red flags were the flirting thing and being very open about her sexuality.

>>37106638
>I'd say the biggest red flags were the flirting thing and being very open about her sexuality.
Same for me too, along with the frankly idiotic drama they'd instigate or get involved in. Suppose I'll get it right someday.

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>>37105745
Are you me?
I hope I have a happy ending too

>>37105745
These desu >>37105932 >>37106447

Please be careful anon, if she broke up so easily with that dude she'll do it to you. You're blinded by love and you can't see it, but you're playing a dangerous game.

>>37105745
> breaks up with a guy to be with you
Kek, before you know it, she will break up with you to be with someone else.

>>37104274
Femanon detected. You don't know what loneliness is

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>>37104152

Here's a story about how I almost got a GF

>Be me 14~15
>New school, new chances
>First day of school, last class, a guy comes up to me and ask if I played a game
>''Y-yes''
>''Cool, add me blah blah blah'' (He became my best and only friend in high school)
>FF a few months
>He calls me to play the game
>He has some friends with him, including a girl
>I didn't know it was a girl, so I treated her like a random guy
>He seems cool, I add him too and start to chat
>ask for his normiebook
>I almost lost my spaghetti when I found out it was a girl, she's from the same school as me and my friend btw
>Add her on facebook and start talking to her
>Everyday
>I didn't fall for her instantly tho, don't ask me why
>But I get some hints that she's interested, and a guy from school tell me she asked my name when she saw me on the first day.
>I'm too anxious to talk to her IRL tho.
>She seems a bit frustated by it, but accepts it
>We shared many interests, we both Liked Gorillaz for example
>FF some months later (same year tho)
>I finally start to develop feelings for her
>Tell her out of nowhere that I like her
>OHSHIT.jpg
>She says that she likes me too
>I don't know whats next
>''Let's see where it goes from here anon !''
>At this point there were no more school, I was only going to be able to see her next year
>Everything seems perfect, I was planning on talking to her on the very first day..
>But... something happened...
>She started to talk less and less to me...
>eventually she just stopped.
>FF first day of school, I'm pretty down, I wanted to talk to her but, as I said, she didn't talk to me for 1 month or so.
>FF 2 week of school, go to her Normiebook page
>her flag is her hugging a guy
>Her last post is from a month or so ago
>''We'll be together forever <3''
>we'll be together forever (these words echoed in my mind for a year)
>many comments wishing them happiness etc
>I'm so fucking mad I break my laptop screen
>Ask her WTF was that
cont*

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>>37108026
>>37108026
>>37108026

cont*

>tell her I don't even want to see her again
>she says its my falt I still liked her, and that I shoud'nt even talk to her with other intentions
>FF a month later
>she comes to me in class
>Look me in the eyes
>Eyes are tearing up
>I look away
>''I'm sorry''
>She leaves.
>First and only time I heard her voice

Still no GF

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>>37108026
>>37108067

I JUST OPNENED MY HEART HERE AND NOBODY EVEN SAW IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol love Her? Nigga please. I'm trying to get some ass behind her dudes back.

>>37108067
>>she says its my falt I still liked her, and that I shoud'nt even talk to her with other intentions
I can't stand fucking women that say this shit.
I had a girl once tell me, "It's not my fault you can't talk to me without being in love with me." Fuck you, you self-conceited whore.
>>37109070
Stop being an attention seeking faggot.

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>>37104152
>Utilizing kikebook

>>37109755

Finally ! Its not about getting attention, its just that it took me 10 minutes to write this, and I almost cried during it

I thought this thread was going to die after I posted here

hate being a thread killer

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>use facebook only for university shit
>used an extension that blocks every image on facebook so I don't have to see couples kissing while I download my courses and ponder my miserable existance
>unfollowed everyone on my friend list so I don't see when they go to fancy places with a lot of people

feels way better now desu

>freshman year uni
>living in dorm
>semi normie life down pat
>meet girl who lives on same floor as my friends, shes qt but I never talk to her that much
>one day she randomly calls me to ask for something/someone
>end up texting back and forth
>we hang out on the reg, smoking weed and going clubbing
>dance with her and hold her hand sometimes but never make a move cause someone tells me she has a BF back home
>eventually on break while texting I get the balls to ask her if she would go out with me
>her bf texts me back saying she's already with someone
>heartbreak.jpeg
>meet new girl that night and hit it off with her, everything is golden
>see original girl (call her Eva) less and less often
>go home for the summer
>end up talking to eva again
>another friend makes jokes about us being together
>still not sure of status of her and BF
>second year
>text eva a bunch at start of year to try and get her to come hang out at our house
>we were having parties 2 times a week
>she never would reach
>at other parties that she was invited to but didn't show up everyone would tell me to text her and invite her
>would talk to her occasionally still and interact on social media a lot (liking each others tweets, etc)
>near end of year invited to her bday party
>show up, shes dating some new chad
>feels bad man
>smoke cigs and weed all night and drink excessively to cope
>play her and her BF at beer pong, channel my bitterness and crush them
>they make out infront of me after I win
>feelsdoublebadman
>she fucking asks me to sell her and her chad weed
>lolno
>end up staying in town that summer
>talk to her on and off on social media still, find out her and her bf broke up

to be continued

>>37110175

that's one terrible girl anon

>>37110175

>back to school for 3rd year
>living in yet another new house, closer to school this time
>ask her to come to our frosh week party, she is doing dumb uni orientation shit for freshman
>gay as fuck but w/e
>hardly see her throughout the year, invitations to come to parties are turned down or she says she'll come but doesn't
>near end of 3rd year we go to bar for her roomies bday
>END UP TALKING TO HER OF COURSE
>after we leave we start texting again (she initiates it)
>herewegoagain.jpeg
>try to hang out with her again but she blows me off cause of school or whatever excuse and eventually exams
>on her bday shes texting me drunkenly
>sends me a pic of her tits in bra
>implies she wants me to come to the bar shes at
>never tells me where it is
>nothing happens
>next day texting her like normal
>OHWELL.jpeg
>talk to her pretty much every day all day throughout the summer
>genuinely enjoy talking to her, we have similiar sense of humour and she likes to talk about politics and stupid shit like that and I do too
>she keeps bringing up other guy when we talk tho
>refers to him as '(her) best friend'
>not an idiot so I figure out what is going down
>4th year
>I get heavy into blow
>still text her every single day talking about whatever bullshit is going on in our lives but yeah
>near end of first month I transfer into another law class
>shes in it
>first time I'e had a class with her in years despite us having same major
>sit with her and talk to her every class, we take same bus home
>best I'm gonna get probably
>one day GOYBOOK SENDS ME A FUCKING NOTIFICATION
>EVA IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH CHAD
>WTF WHY WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT TO ME HOW CRUEL ARE YOU ZUCK YOU KIKE FUCK
>next class, sitting beside her
>she is talking to another roastie friend of mine about her bf, about how they were seeing each other on and off since high shcool, about how they are so in love
>every single class is this
>ltierally crushed inside but try not to show it

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>>37105745

>3 weeks
>she genuinely loves move

This can only end well

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>>37105745
Anon please take my advice
Please leave this board, its not because you're a normie now ok maybe a bit ree but because people here will give horrible advice and ,in their bitterness, will try to ruin what you have
Leave while you still can, be free. You made it, there is still hope.

>>37110499
>>37110175
You are a raging faggot and so is she.

>>37110664
this, rarely you see stories these bad and pathetic here, could not come with it even if I tried
>>37110499
you both sound like terrible and boring people

>>37110499

>one class eva and the roastie are talking about their relationships
>I'm right in the middle
>they talk about marriage
>kill me now
>eva talking about how in love with her boyfriend she is and how they talked about marriage (being technically together for years)
>CONCEAL. DON'T. FEEL.
>STILL TALKING TO HER EVERY DAY VIA TEXT THO
>one day her bf comes down for the weekend
>be at a party see her there
>go up to hug her and say hi
>she stands there awkwardly
>"anon this is chad"
>chad: "oh this is anon? I've heard a lot about you"
>me: "y-you too"
>awkwardly shake his hand, stand there in silence for probably 30 seconds, 360 and start slamming back shots and beers
>end up being kicked out for throwing up on their deck and talking about how I hate italians (I don't even think he was italian)
>fuck it lmao
>STILL talk to her almost every day thru SMS
>drop out of school to get wagecuck job
>get invited to her bday which is near end of school year
>work but convince them to let me leave early so I can go see her
>make it to karaoke bar
>get drunk as fuck, things are pretty gud, we sing some songs and me and her take a pic together (she used to be in my profile pic in freshman year from when we went to a rave)
>ask her to sing some sublime song with me
>realize it talks about love a lot and decide I shouldn't
>keep drinking and rap some biggie instead
>go back to her house after
>she complains about how shitty her neighbours are all the time to me
>I gotta work next day so I'm leaving
>throw a bottle at neighbours house, they come out
>start yelling at them
>eva comes out and tells me to fuck off and stop causing a scene
>feel like I should apologize or explain but realize it won't matter either way
>just go home
>listen to sad music and drink til I pass out
>still talk to her thru text but she responds less and less frequently (used to be instantly now it takes an hour or two)
>eventually one day she stops talking to me totally

>>37110839

>no idea why, don't even bother responding
>start of next semester my friends come back for their last semester of school, I text eva to see if she wants to come to party
>"she's busy lol"
>drink excessively
>fuck another roastie
>dream that it was Eva
>leave town a week later when I get fired and have to move back in with my mom
>haven't talked to her since

it's been almost a full year, I dreamed about her last night. Not about fucking her but just about hanging out with her. But I'll never see her again. Why is my brain such an asshole.

>>37110390

she wishes she is but she's not really. I'm way worse

>>37110664

I am for sure

>>37110698

>this, rarely you see stories these bad and pathetic here, could not come with it even if I tried

d-did you enjoy it at least anon?

>>37110934
Just stop posting. I can tell you're an annoying sack of shit through your posts.
>dude partying lmao
>dude can't fuck stacy gonna settle for other roasties instead
>still wanna fuck stacy, also dude partying lmao

>>37110934
>d-did you enjoy it at least anon?

your drama doesn't bring anything new to the table that we didn't know, it the archetypal drama between monkey that want to fuck each other and smell their genitals, nothing beautiful and pure in it, sorry

>>37111023

its not hard to make friends in Uni if you live in a dorm, and yeah young people party deal with it nerd

>>37111103
>yeah young people party deal with it nerd

get the fuck out of our board dick-breath, typical brainlet that wastes his youth in a shit tier college braging about fucking with other subhumans

>>37111223

I'm sure you're up to great things right now lmao

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>>37104152
>No social media.
>Gave up on women years ago.
>Asshole and cunt to all women I see, returning the favor.
>No longer concern myself with relationships, they're meaningless, and shit-tier.
>Work at a job I despise more than anything.

feelsgoodman.jpg

>be me
>meet a girl named Kitty
>talk for around a month on facebook, before I ask her out
>she says yes
>we go to a chinese place
>goes really well, end up seeing each other again next week and go to the cinema
>over the next two months, we see each other constantly, always going to each other's houses
>have sex, lose my virginity to her
>happiest man in the world
>months go by, relationship still great as ever
>however, drugs start to get introduced
>"no biggie, just a bit of weed"

cont.

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>>37104152
haha no, I would never fall in love for a girl I've only seen from a distance and never spoken to, and I definitely wouldn't make a fake kikebook account to see her photos

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>>37111436
>fast forward six months into the relationship, I propose
>she says yes
>life is great, thinking I've finally made it
>her depression comes back and gets really bad
>begins to take harder drugs with her like MDMA and coke
>depression gets worse
>two months later, she becomes addicted and turns mean, begging me for money and saying im cruel if i don't give her some
>we split up and it completely crushes my heart, that the sweet, lovely, kind girl I met turned into an absoloute monster
>try to kill myself twice in a week, livestreaming the second attempt
>end up in a mental hospital
>just been released

fuck my life

>>37111349

even the most useless kisseles virgin around here has more dignity than you to be honest

>>37111534
oh yeah I fucking remember that, pathetic af desu, get your shit together

>Fall deeply in love with qt 3.14 girl
>She shows me the wonders of 4chan
>Transfers schools and leaves me stranded in this sea of degeneracy and becomes a fucking normie

Fuck femanons, fuck me for having feelings and fuck this place for making me even feel more pathetic

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Some girl I work with

Shes super qt, and we match pretty well, we're both super pessimistic (somewhat ironically) We play around all the time, she'll always playfully hit me or rest her head on my shoulder, she'll joke around like we're actually boyfriend and girlfriend. She's literally perfect for me

>The other day I over heard her talking about her boyfriend
>The other day she gave me a high five and said "we're like bros now"

Just fuckin end it lads

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>>37111928
>>The other day she gave me a high five and said "we're like bros now"

dude unironically kill yourself ahahahahaha

>>37111928
Lol you're the emotional boyfriend and he's the physical boyfriend.

>>37112325
im too much of a pussy

You should just do it for me

>>37112407
Im pretty positive she thinks im gay at this point, I feel like I relate to girls more than guys anyway. Im probably a faggot