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Fembots describe yourself

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Last thread went well, let's try it again.

Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.

>Eye Color
>Hair Color
>Hairstyle
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Race/Ethnicity
>Skintone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Breasts
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
>Height
>Country
>Age
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>Your kinks/fetishes
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
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>Eye Color: Brown
>Hair Color: Brown
>Hairstyle: Long, goes down to my butt
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average"): My lips are as full as can be and I'm very thankful for that. I wear lip plumper all the time to get the most out of them I can, and I wear red lipstick a lot too
>Race/Ethnicity: Caucasian
>Skintone: Average
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat): Slender
>Breasts: Too large for my tastes, but I guess majority rules since everyone else likes them
>Ass: Okay
>Legs/Thighs: Legs are okay. Thighs I'm very proud of.
>Hips: Okay
>Height: 5'3"
>Country: United States, Kansas
>Age: 23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo): Embarrassingly soft and girlish. I sound the same as I did at 13. Apparently flirty without trying to be.
>Attractive personality qualities: Affectionate (misleadingly so, apparently), loyal, forgiving, so passionate it often scares people.
>Your kinks/fetishes: I love being an S and I kind of like being an M.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him: The better question is what I wouldn't do, and the answer is 'nothing.' I think a relationship is about making life so wonderful for your partner that, no matter what the rest of the world throws at them, they will always be happy because they have you.
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>Eye Color- brown
>Hair Color- brown dyed black
>Hairstyle- growing out a pixie cut
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average") chubby cute-ish face
>Race/Ethnicity- white
>Skintone- pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat) a little chub but a nice hourglass figure
>Breasts- 32DDD bra is too small now
>Ass- kind of flat :(
>Legs/Thighs- gross and covered in scars, fat thighs
>Hips- wide, hipbones poking out a bit
>Height 5'6
>Country USA
>Age 19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo) too deep and monotone to be attractive, unless im manic
>Attractive personality qualities- none sorry you gotta be in it for the tits
>Your kinks/fetishes- too many and too embarrassing to list here
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him- depends, could vary from me making a nice dinner to snuggling to playing vidya to blowjobs
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>>37092525
This has to be a guy.
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>>37092604
awwwwwwww, you figured me out D:

(nope)
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>>37092603

I feel like I know who you are.

Florida?
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>>37092360

>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Brunette/auburnish, almost going into red/chestnut in summer
>Hairstyle
Lazy, straight and long. Sometimes pony or single braid if I can be bothered
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Big eyes which I like (I'm told they're my best feature, disregarding the dark circles), but overall just average all around I'd say.
>Race/Ethnicity
White/Caucasian
>Skintone
Pasty
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>Breasts
75B/34B
>Ass
Barely any desu
>Legs/Thighs
Two of those
>Hips
Definitely not childbearing, but thankfully that will never be a problem for me
>Height
1.65m
>Country
Austria
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Feminine, normal I guess
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm rather patient, usually get along with people if they're not cunts, I don't know.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Lesdom/BDSM, siscest
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Fuck, no idea. Partake in his interests, pretend to care about cars or some autistic shit he gets goofy about

Fun thread OP
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>>37092525
>>37093078
wtf? why are you on /r9k/? I thought all the girls here were fat? or are you actually normies and not fembots?
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>>37093078
Be my qt Austrian girlfriend
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>>37093364
I think it's either fatties or gangly skellies like yours truly. Just gotta have some sort of weight problem/eating disorder, regardless of which direction you're going.
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>>37092525
>tfw this girl will never make you happy
Save me..
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>>37093391
I'm a hyperdyke though anon.
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>>37093421
We can go trolling for women together on dates then anon
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>>37093421
Isn't it about time for your daily incest thread anon
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>>37093436
That works. Not that I've ever picked up a girl or anything. But looking is nice too.

>>37093452
It's up all day anyway, but it's 3.30am here so I'm not really contributing.
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DON'T FORGET TO MENTION YOUR VIRGINITY STATUS LADIES
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>>37093487
post contact qt dyke gf
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>>37093487
well are you going to court your sister or what!! gosh
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>>37092816
oregon

isnt original enough
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>>37092603
>>37093527
Would you like a friend anon :)
post contact if ye
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>>37093509
austrianon#4338
I'm still not sure how discord works, I just made one for the clg chat on /lgbt/


>>37093514
Well I wouldn't say court.
Or "gosh"
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>>37093561
Oh nvm don't date drug dealers :^)
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>>37092360
picture worth lots of words?
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>>37093581
>Photographed beside another human
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>>37093550
fae #4838
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>>37093579
originally explain this please
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>Eye Color
Brown
Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Very short pixie cut
>Facial Aesthetics
Pretty decent
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Very pale, although not very even
>Waist
Flat stomach, decently skinny
>Breasts
D cup
>Ass
Firm but not overly large or small
>Legs/Thighs
Have a small thigh gap
>Hips
They're okay?
>Height
5'6"
>Age
22
>Voice
I don't know how I sound, I can't hear my own voice
>Attractive personality qualities
It you consider not having a filter attractive
>Your kinks/fetishes
Light femdom, skeleton boys
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
It would depend what he enjoys. I'd do anything to make him happy as long as that something didn't affect me negatively
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>Eye Color
brown
>Hair Color
super dark brown
>Hairstyle
naturally super puffy, curly hair. medium growing into long.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
biiiig eyes, small nose, big lips, and smooth skin. i guess average in its own way.
>Race/Ethnicity
shitskin spic
>Skintone
pale, natural faded tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
waist is smaller than the rest of my body but i assume thats average
>Breasts
kek
>Ass
soft
>Legs/Thighs
legs are chubby, thighs are fucking huge
>Hips
wide as literal fuck
>Height
5'0
>Country
us of a
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
softspoken, whispery and autistic
>Attractive personality qualities
can be kinda funny, protective and (to some this may attractive) dominant
>Your kinks/fetishes
wouldnt disclose just yet
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
wont disclose this yet either
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>>37093581
gonna need a timestamp, you look too normal for this board, if your real i would worship you
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>>37093758
what happened to your boobs desu :c
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>>37093624
>the camwhore

yea no thanks
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>dark green
>natural blonde, dyed dark red
>sideswept bangs, medium length
>xtremely average with mismatched features (pointed nose and chin but chubby cheeks)
>white
>pale
>also average (bmi ~20-21)
>34d
>assless
>not sure? i at least shave
>tfw hip dips
>5'3"
>usa
>18
>varies a lot in pitch and is usually higher when speaking to someone attractive, giggles often, annoying laugh
>clingy jealous yandere gf, clumsy, self-awareness, likes to give bjs
>being beaten and choked, humiliation, omorashi, traps (i wouldn't date one though)
>prepare desserts, give headscratches, flowers
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>>37093784
i ask myself the same question all the time
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>>37093821
sounds like you're ok otherwise friendo
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>>37093581
>that facial structure
Tranny detected.
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>>37093818
>tfw no clingy only gf
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>>37092360
>Eye Color: Hazel
>Hair Color: Light brown
>Hairstyle: Curly shoulder length
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average"):Average
>Race/Ethnicity:White
>Skintone:Pale as fuck
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat):Slender
>Breasts:36C
>Ass:Average
>Legs/Thighs:Kinda big
>Hips:Big
>Height:5'4
>Country:US
>Age:18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo):High voice
>Attractive personality qualities:I'm smart
>Your kinks/fetishes:DDLG
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him:I don't know
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>>37092360
>Eye Color: Hazel
>Hair Color: Light brown
>Hairstyle: Curly shoulder length
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average"):Average
>Race/Ethnicity:White
>Skintone:Pale as fuck
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat):Slender
>Breasts:36C
>Ass:Average
>Legs/Thighs:Kinda big
>Hips:Big
>Height:5'4
>Country:US
>Age:18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo):High voice
>Attractive personality qualities:I'm smart
>Your kinks/fetishes:DDLG
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him:I dont know cook maybe
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>>37093758
>tfw cute sounding girls browse [r9k]
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>tfw not one of these girls would accept my love no matter how much they say they would in threads
"Haha, why can't anyone love me ;_;"
"Ew fuck off and quit being obsessed with me weirdo"
I will never have another online girlfriend, will I?
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>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
very dark brown
>Hairstyle
short bob
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Probably average but not really pretty imo
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
very pale, freckles
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Average
>Breasts
34DD
>Ass
Nothing special
>Legs/Thighs
I have pretty good legs and thighs from horseback riding but they aren't particularly thin or long
>Hips
Normal
>Height
5'5
>Country
US
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
autistic desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MjdZkLwga7
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm not judgemental or materialistic, also pretty funny
>Your kinks/fetishes
feet and also giving blowjobs
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I really like baking, so maybe that wouldn't be a huge gesture, but I'd try to make something really difficult or his favorite food
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>>37093758
I like shitskin spics and want to have qt babbies with one :3
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>>37093581
you look like that one America's Sweetheart Autismo Model Roastie
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>>37093929
fucking this

where the fuck are the ugly fembots or the fembots who are fat with cute faces

how the fuck are any of us actual robots in this thread supposed to talk to these average roasties
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>>37093896
cool build my dude
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>>37093793
Not me
>>37093624
Added you
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Holy shit thank you for this thread I needed to laugh at delusional maroons today
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>>37093958
You sound cute~!

originally
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Girls just come on here to find orbiters.
I don't know why I bother coming here anymore. It's full of normalfags, actual cuckolds, and sluts. No dateable girls or guys who I can be friends with. Every one of you is so insufferable. I can't believe how pathetic all of you are.
You're different people in private messages. Here you act like you want a friend. But behind the curtains you're rude. Goodbye /r9k/
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>>37094042
nah man it's just that all the people who would actually get into PMs with you are the type of people who wouldn't be good friends
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>>37094042
true 99% of the time but finding an actual relationship is possible
for everyone 1 qt dysfunctional fembot there is 20 larpers, orbit-chans, and ghosting roasties

It is a roll of the dice. I kept on rolling the dice and got lucky.
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>>37093958
>very pale, freckles
you already had me there

>I really like baking, so maybe that wouldn't be a huge gesture, but I'd try to make something really difficult or his favorite food
aw thats so cute :3
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>>37094121
If it is possible I'm all outta luck. Girls just want attention. They don't care who it's from. They'll "love" you but still beg for attention in threads.
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>>37093958
Be my autismo funny gf
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Doesn't this shit belong in /soc/?
Am I wrong?
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>>37093972
Maybe I am America's Sweetheart Autismo Model Roastie
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>>37094215
bullshit. you don't have any proof.
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>>37094192
shut up I want to see the desperation that you can only find on here
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>>37094192
welcome to the new /r9k/

I guess you can argue that /soc/ is full of normies and /r9k/ is where autismos meet each other (in theory)
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>>37094233
/r9k/ is also full of normalfags
Cade in point: this thread
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>>37093989
I am groot xD
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>>37074795

>Fembot posts a description
>thirtsty virgins responds "be my gf", "post contact", "can you poo in my mouth"
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>>37093972
>America's Sweetheart Autismo Model Roastie

Who?
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>>37094286
These desperate thirsty virgins need to be gassed. They can have an optional escort fun time before they go though
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>>37094007
thanks anon
>>37094127
I just got a new apron!
>>37094154
be my grumpy foot-lover bf
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>>37094346
>she actually responds back

wew, im surprised
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>>37094346
>be my grumpy foot-lover bf
I will in exchange for contact
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>>37093962
thank you for the o-offer anon

>>37093900
tfw anon actually replies to my post calling me cute
feelsgoodman
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>>37094381
>thank you for the o-offer anon
take me up on it anon :3
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The amount of desperate fags in this thread is sickening
>:3
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>>37094481
>>37094314

How else are we going to get non-normie gfs? Whats your suggestion?
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>>37094380
>>37094407
>samefag trying to hit on multiple girls
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>>37094545
By not being this big of a faggot
These are obvious whores leaking from /soc/ for more attention from cunts like you
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>>37094215
WEEEELP, gonna need a timestamp there.
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>>37094561
I don't like spics so not today
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>>37093758
>Huge thighs
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>>37094381
what's your originally hispanic heritage?
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man this thread was so much better yesterday
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>>37094691
What, you mean in terms of bait? lol
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>>37094215
Hey Anna, is it true you're marrying some fat ugly guy?
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>Add femanon
>It's more like an interview than a conversation, se never asks questions back
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>>37093818
you sound nice. I'd gf the heck outta you <3, even if I had to steal you from your current residence and bring you back to my apartment myself.
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>>37094828
lol what did you expect

friendship is a two-way street but most of these girls are garbage at making conversation.
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>>37094346
You want to have your feet worshiped?
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>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Auburn/Red
>Hairstyle
Waist-length straight
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
5 ish? IDK
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Average, I guess? I'm pretty pink and I blush really easily
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby
>Breasts
G (and fuck they hurt my back I need a reduction)
>Ass
Meh. White girl ass.
>Legs/Thighs
Muscular legs w/chub on top
>Hips
I don't know
>Height
5'7
>Country
Amerifag
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I post on FSA sometimes and they seem to like it
>Attractive personality qualities
Smart, assertive, will call you on your bullshit
>Your kinks/fetishes
I'm a sub- BDSM, D/s, spanking, choking etc.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Feed him, fulfill a specific fetish, I dunno. Pretty much whatever he wanted within reason.
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>>37095066
are you single? are you a normie?
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>>37095066
would you be a housewife or are you trying to have a career?
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>>37094375
:^) i get very little human interaction

>>37094380
This seems like a great way to get sexually harassed
ily though

>>37095061
"Worship" is a bit strong, but yeah I like people playing with my feet and I like other people's feet
Just the whole subject in general
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>>37095319
>This seems like a great way to get sexually harassed
I will be good
[email protected]
Please message my throwaway
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>>37095350
take the bait pls, you dumb fembots
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>>37095374
Fuck off it's not bait cunt
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>The femanon I added from the last thread went offline mid-conversation

How do normies do it?
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>>37095319
I wanna get to know you, Anon! You sound like an ideal girl to me. I'm also interested in feet too, desu
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If any of you fembots (actual bots unlike the stacies in this thread) would talk to me and be my gf that would be great. don't expect a reply tonight, I'm too sleepy

Haix#2681
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>>37095390
>bait thread
>it's not a bait

sure thing, thirsty kid
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>>37095392
Even """fembots""" only want Chad
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>>37095406
I'll be your friend (male) if you're interesting. Tell me about you anon
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>>37095350
not that femamon, but post a description of yourself and I might send you a mail.
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>>37095456
>white
>21
>vidya and 4chan are biggest hobbies
>love feet
>am a sperg
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>>37095437
I'm a 19 yo NEET and I'm not that interesting. I'd probably just add you to my server if you wanted to be friends
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>>37095066
>I'm a sub- BDSM, D/s, spanking, choking etc.
Why are you whores so fucking disgusting?
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>>37095482
will you post it like in OP's format?
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>>37095350
M-maybe, anon

>>37095394
That's because the template didn't have an option for unattractive personality qualities, I'm really pretty unlikable
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>>37095507
>Brown
>Brown
>Short
>Plain, with beard
>White
>Pale
>Thin
>No
>No
>Thin
>Hips
>5'9"
>USA
>21
>Normal?
>Relaxed, good sense of humor, not very judgemental
>Feet, impreg, footjobs
>N/A
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>>37095513
Nooo, don't say that. What makes you think so? I still would like to..
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>>37095513
>M-maybe, anon
Use your own throwaway if it makes you feel better anon
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>>37095547
>5'9"
I-I'm sorry to hear that, anon :(
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>>37095535
Unfortunately, you can only find broken men here. Just like me, haha.
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>>37095646
Doesn't really bother me. I've got bigger problems
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>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Light brown
>Hairstyle
long, straight, sometimes an undercut
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I'd rate myself a 7.5 but I'm not everyone's type. I'm a little bit masculine looking.
>Race/Ethnicity
English I think
>Skintone
white
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender/fit
>Breasts
small
>Ass
medium
>Legs/Thighs
slender
>Hips
slender
>Height
5'10
>Country
usa (north carolina)
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
idk, nondescript
>Attractive personality qualities
laid back, loyal, fun
>Your kinks/fetishes
I'm dominant and I like thicc girls
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I'm a gay. if I want to spoil my girl I take her out to dinner and then give her that good head.
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>>37095535
wanna learn about me? :^)
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>>37095667
>Tall
>Small boobs
>Likes thicc girls

Please love me
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>>37095701
>>37095667
kys subhuman dykes
you're abominations
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>>37095648
That's okay. They're the most interesting.
>>37095675
Yeah, tell me about yourself!
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>>37095667
>tfw no stacey gf to boss me around and eat my pussy and ass
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>>37095716
>tell me about yourself!
post discord
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>>37095571
I don't understand why you're asking for emails. Can't you just use this thread to talk.
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>>37095667
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N


Pls be in London
Please.... ;_;
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>>37095547
>tfw no email
;-;
>>37095744
To do more than talk on 4chan in a thread that will die in a couple hours
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>>37095725
I'm not really comfortable with doing that, sorry. Couldn't you post it here?
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>>37095701
i have a gf. otherwise tho...
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>>37095763
Nope sorry. No story for you
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>>37095747
Did you not read her country you dumb fucking
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>>37093755
>>Your kinks/fetishes
>Light femdom, skeleton boys
If only I could find a gf into these things. A girl liking one of the two is already rare.
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>>37095770
There's absolutely no point of posting in this thread if you have a bf/gf.
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>>37095770
Ah a dyke AND a normie
This is a "fembot" thread dumb whore
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>>37095784
There's no REASON TO BE ON MY BOARD IF YOU HAVE A BF OR GF
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Waiting for a femanon who says she likes fat dudes...
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>>37095760
>Implying they wont be ghosted in a couple of hours
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>>37095806
I'm the boy
Why would I ghost a nice girl?
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>>37095760
He already posted his email. It was in the post you asked for a description of him
[email protected]
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>>37095834
I am him
I was lamenting getting no email
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>>37092360
>hey faggots who like to pretend to be girls, describe yourselves!
there, that's what you meant, right, OP?
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>>37095838
Don't reply to your own shit then
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>>37095858
S-Sorry for the confusion anon
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>>37095806
>>37095816
>Implying (you) wont be ghosted in a couple of hours
fixed it for you
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>>37093755
Best one in this thread so far wouldstarvemyselffor/10
Where are you from?
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>>37095875
Femanons never ghost me, our exchanges just tend to fizzle out after a few days.
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>>37095763
What's so uncomfortable about doing that?
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>>37095907
Maybe because she doesn't want to get harassed on discord?
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>>37095906
>Femanons never ghost me
then why the fuck are you still here fishing for fembots, you thirsty virgin boy
>>
>>37095925
She won't though
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>>37093755
I will be your slave
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>>37095929
Did you read the second part? Either we don't click or I get become an emotional tampon.
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Where are all the fat fembots fuuuuuuuuck.
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Wow I kinda slutted it up a lot in the version of this thread from last night. It was fun though!
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>>37095971
Can you slut it up again and email me
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>>37095971
You already have someone.
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>>37095971
>>37095964
I just owned myself bad, oh no.
>>
>>37095971
your'e a trap tho
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>>37095646
Are you a femanon? Why the bully
>>
>>37095983
Ok. I'll stop!! Good point
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>>37095964
Don't worry we are here. Lurking.
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>>37096027
I want a fat loser gf
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>>37096045
Yeah that's not offensive at all.
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>>37096025
Don't listen to him, if your gf doesn't mind it's fine.

>>37096027
Why just lurking?
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>>37096027
TO FAT FEMBOTS IN GENERAL
Library sciences serf looking for obese waifu.
Discord: mr.bubbles6838#7259 will sleep soon but want to share fat feels in the morning, I look forward to your no responses.
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>>37096068
Not him but I want one too, just being honest.

>tfw no female version of myself gf
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>>37096068
>someone is attracted to me as I am
>HOW OFFENSIVE
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>>37096027
Good, I want an obese ugly PCOS hambeast, how fat and how hairy are you? A/S/L?
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>>37096073
I probably need to take a break I kind of maybe have.. friction burns from the magic wand.
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>>37096092
>>someone is attracted to me as I am
females LITERALLY cannot comprehend this and instead find it insulting
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>>37096027
Can you fill one out? Please. At least say what kind of guys you're into.

It sucks when you're a fatbot and think you found a nice girl to talk to and then bam, they hate fat guys. We get no love. Fatbots are the real robots.
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>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
brown
>Hairstyle
long with layers. right at waist level. I part it to the right side or down the middle.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I have a high forehead (fivehead), rosy chubby cheeks, distinct brow shape, small-ish nose, average lips, large eyes
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
white? neither super pale nor tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby, still have distinguishable figure
>Breasts
DD but I think they don't look as large as people think DD is
>Ass
Not my favorite feature, just a below average ass I think
>Legs/Thighs
thicc thighs
>Hips
my best feature I think, nice hip/waist ratio
>Height
5'3''
>Country
USA, Massachusetts
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
on the deeper side but still feminine, I have slight speech imediment that comes out very rarely left over from childhood
>Attractive personality qualities
Responsible, mature, good-natured, calm/chill/even-headed (all of these have been used by other people in my life to describe me)
>Your kinks/fetishes
I think I'm pretty vanilla, nothing here to note. I'd just like sex with someone who is attracted to me and vice versa and a safe emotional environment to experiment.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Cook him his favorite food and anal.
>>
>>37096073
Posted to same thing different board. If you know what I mean. Anyways woke up this morning board was gone. Why reposr like a loser. Besides I'm fat right now. Fat people date other fat people. I don't want to date a fattie. Fatties are bad in bed. Need to get in shape. Working on it.
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>>37096111
Same kind of guys everyone else is into, why do you think being fat makes us special in that regard?
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>>37096111
Fatties can just learn to put the fucking fork down, and be normies
>>37096120
be my ayy lmao head gf
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>>37096120
Blue and brown? baka not even an aryan
>>
>>37093581

If that is the real you, you are pretty gorgeous. I don't really understand why the fembots are lonely.

You could get on ok cupid/some other dating site/app and have cute guys eating out of your hand if you have any kind of personality at all.
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>>37095547
>impreg
god tier fetish desu
>>
I'm surprised there's so many (apparent) girls on here, from what I can tell most even seem well adjusted so i don't see the point in coming on here
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>>37096135
ayy we can chill

>>37096146
sorry dude
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>>37096098
I know this is sarcasm but I'm replying anyways. I'm actually a 7 in face attractiveness. I'm not obesse I have a bmi of 25.1
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>>37096120
>MA
be my gf pls
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>>37096162
It's a model named Anna Speckhart, hard to believe it's actually her posting though.
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>>37096196
You're likely nowhere near where I am in MA anyways, I'm in middle of nowhere MA.
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>>37096185
Whats it called when you're a shut-in NEET but can handle social stuff anyway. Is that just failed normie
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>>37096179
Unfortunately no girls replied to it ;_;
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>>37096193
>I know this is sarcasm
It's not. Too bad you're a stupid slut who thinks people are numbers.
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>>37096104
They called me a fat loser. Even if that is true, it's an incredibly rude thing to say.
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>>37096192
give me contact ayy girl
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>>37096239
I want a fat gf that is not a loser, just odd
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>>37095770
kys stupid bitch
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>>37096239
Wow, touchy. We're all losers here, and some of us are fat.
>>
SAGE AND REPORT

CLEANSE THIS BOARD OF ROLEPLAYERS
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>>37096223
Well at least you have some friends, you could always try asking them for some kind of job. That's what most people seem to be doing now anyway
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>>37096259
I want a gf who is a loser but not fat, just thicc
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>>37096239
>the truth and facts are rude
what
go the fuck back to tumblr you retard
>>
>>37096217
I'm in 978 so maybe not. Also distance is not a big deal
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>>37096230
I'm not a stupid slut. I'm autistic, you asshole. I have a hard time picking up on sarcasm in real life, next to impossible to notice it through text.
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>>37092360
>>Eye Color
brown
>>Hair Color
blonde
>>Hairstyle
short with straight bangs
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
everything is pretty gud but I have a really Roman nose
>>Race/Ethnicity
white/Swedish,German
>>Skintone
pale
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
skinny
>>Breasts
A cup
>>Ass
thicc
>>Legs/Thighs
thicc
>>Hips
average I guess?
>>Height
5 ft
>>Country
USA
>>Age
27
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03mUElBlTTJ
>>Attractive personality qualities
I'm really easy going
>>Your kinks/fetishes
big brother/little sister
>>
>>37096342
be my imouto gf
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>>37096240
sure why not
kik: emmylmnop

because soliciting on r9k always goes swimmingly
>>
>>37096282
...
> does not realize that harsh truth can be spoken decently to another person.
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>>37096342
Lisa fan? Trash.
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>>37096354
Added ayylien friend
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>>37096375
Lisa is my forever stan gtfo
>>
>Eye Color
shit brown
>Hair Color
auburn/copper when i get enough sun
>Hairstyle
about shoulder length
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
very round features(bulbous nose, big cheeks). plain jane
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
pale with clusters of freckles
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
hourglass shape despite being underweight
>Breasts
28a
>Ass
eh
>Legs/Thighs
eh
>Hips
kinda wide
>Height
5'2
>Country
USA
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
slight southern accent, kinda soft
>Attractive personality qualities
i think im a nice person, though i am a bit shy. motherly in a way
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
spend the entire day with him, cook and clean for him
>>
Are there any asian fembots lurking? even if your ugly and fat post! there are robots that want to talk to you!
>>
>>37096482
What kind of things do you do for fun?
>>
>>37096500
I'll hijack this post asking for hispanic/latina ones.

t. Lonely hispanibot
>>
>dark brown eyes
>dark brown hair
>short hair
>average looks
>hispanic
>light brown skin
>average bmi
>b cup
>round butt probably my best quality
>long smooth legs pretty good
>good width no visible hip bones sadly
>5'11"
>usa
>23
>never really thought about it, but i have been complimented on my laugh before
>i have a terrible personality, i am lazy and mean
>fetishes include being on the receiving end of sexual humiliation and lovey dovey stuff
>i have low self esteem so i'd spoil 24/7 so that i'm not abandoned, but on a special occasion maybe plan an outing that's relevant to his interest
>>
>>37096482
>28A

POINT AND LAUGH, BOYS
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>tfw you're a normie in this thread
It stopped being funny after I realized this is real
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>>37096500
they're not going to post because of autistic fetishists like you
>>
>>37096568
>being on the receiving end of sexual humiliation and lovey dovey stuff
very cute
>>
>>37096568
post contact wetback
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>>37096591
>on /r9k/
>caring about autistic fetishes

pls you fucking normie leave my fucking board right now

you dont belong here, you are not welcome here
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>>37096584
It's either this or getting shot down by normie bitches.
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>>37096506
lots of gardening. i paint and draw occasionally but i cant say im very good.

>>37096572
eh. the 28 is just the size of my ribcage
though a's are v small
>>
>>37096482
white isnt a race you retard
caucasoid or mongoloid, pick one
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>>37096678
Gardening is cute!
And show me some art pls
>>
>>37096680
>white isnt a race you retard
It is a colloquial word for the European race. Caucasoid isn't a race. It's a broad grouping of races
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>>37096568
Any way to contact you senorita? Email or skype/discord etc?
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Stop fucking enabling all these whores on my guys only board
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>Eye Color: brown
>Hair Color: light brown, almost red tho. Lots of red haired people in my family.
>Hairstyle: curly, long, with side bangs
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average"): my face is probably the best thing about my appearance tbqh senpai
>Race/Ethnicity: white
>Skintone: white as a ghost, beauty marks everywhere.
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat): chubby
>Breasts: D
>Ass: average
>Legs/Thighs: I kinda have huge thighs. Not sure if it's a good thing
>Hips: lil more defined than average
>Height: 5"6
>Country: canada (the french part of canada. I speak french and english fluently)
>Age: 20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo): kinda deep but depends if I'm comfortable or not
>Attractive personality qualities: artsy grill, kinda geek grill but not in the reddit way, like to joke around, really fucking shy.
>Your kinks/fetishes: being dominated. Boys with long hair.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him: cook his favorite meal, play his favorite game with him, massages are great too.
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>>37097009
Huge thighs are a VERY good thing.

Pls move to Ontario where the civilized people live
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>>37097009
>huge thighs
what up bi-
>likes being dominated
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>>37096936
This, quit giving these larp'ing homo's (you)'s
>>
It went well sure, plenty of them already posted. Why don't you wait a while for new fembots to appear?
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>>37097159
>new fembots
>new
>fembots
>>
>brown eyes
>black hair
>curly long hair
>thick eyebrows, pointy nose, high cheekbones.
>white/latina
>white
>skinny (24 inch)
>B cup
>big ass.
>long legs, muscle like ut slender.
>big hips.
>1.67
>Mexico
>18
>loud, sensual.
>caring, artistic and open minded.
>older guys, 20 years difference.
>>
>>37097212
hahaha you're pathetic lmao
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>all these american femanons
Americans can't be robots
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>>37096799
this is p recent
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>>37097228
kek yes i am but at least i dont have aspergers like you arsehole
>>
>>37097212
>"Big" ass

Fixed
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>>37097264
no but fucking a 40yrs old is sure bound to give both you and your children autism
>>
>>37097302
That only applies with the woman's age.

She does have daddy issues though.
>>
>>37097302
I found the virgin
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>>37097323
and that's also called having autism though
>>
>>37097360
95% sure you like traps
>>
>>37097356
found the roastie enabler
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>>37097323
People born to fathers over 50 have vastly increased rates of autism, stfu.
>>
>>37096342
No idea what a roman nose is, but you sound cute.
I WANNA BEFRIEND YOU. Contact plz.
>>
>>37097396
what a huge false estimation posted from a guy who's trying to prove something on a chinesse cartoons site
>>
>>37097246
That's really good! Got any more?
>>
>>37096482
>tfw no shy motherly southern gf
can we talk more
>>
>Eye color: blue/green
>hair color: dark blonde
>facial aesthetics: 7/10
>race/ethnicity: white
>skintone: pale
>waist: skinny
>Breasts: small-average
>Ass: flat from some angles, but not from others
>legs/thighs: very long but way too skinny
>hips: okay
>Height: 5'7
>county: USA
> age: 19
>voice: quiet and soft
>Attractive personality qualities: forgiving, very kind, loyal, extremely shy (attractive if you like shy people), gentle
>Kinks/ fetishes: rape, gore, crying, cute cartoons, extremely shy people, overstimulation
> What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him: anything he wants to do as long as it isn't scat and whatnot
>>
Why do you all claim to have above average faces?
>>
>>37097535
post contact?
so so original, goodness
>>
>>37092360
>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Dark blonde. My eyebrows are lighter
>Hairstyle
Straight. Neat.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Round nose. Rosy Cheeks
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Pale, but I know I can tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Stout
>Breasts
Flat
>Ass
Plum
>Legs/Thighs
Thick
>Hips
Robust
>Height
5'11"
>Country
USA
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Deep because I'm a man
>Attractive personality qualities
Told by people at my former wageslave job that I was fatherly
>Your kinks/fetishes
Impreg
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Give him a high-five
>>
>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Kinda short, not even shoulder-length
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Average face I guess, only have one dimple when I smile because I couldn't afford two
>Race/Ethnicity
Mexicunt
>Skintone
Tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chub/fat, I'm trying to lose weight to at least be average though.
>Breasts
C-cup
>Ass
it's there
>Legs/Thighs
Someone pointed out I had nice legs, I took that to heart
>Hips
t-they're ok
>Height
5'3
>Country
USA
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Might post vocaroo later. I can try to sound cute, but voice goes full autismo when I'm excited about something.
>Attractive personality qualities
Open minded, kinda funny, probably more autistic than you.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Humiliation/Degradation are the biggest two
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I guess it varies depending on what they're like, it's kinda embarrassing to talk about this stuff though.
>>
God damn there was a fat mexican girl in the other thread I wanted to talk to but she hasn't shown up and I gotta go to bed.

If you're lurking or if any other fat girls are lurking and want to chat hit me up [email protected]
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>>37096482
>28a
>ginger
>motherly
>shy
pls be soft spoken shoegaze gf
>>
>>37097681
[email protected] is my throwaway, send an email and I'll talk to you in the morning.
>>
>>37097766
>Literally the post above yours
>Orogi al
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>>37097604
Do you like being raped/gored, or raping/goring someone else?
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>Eye Color
Green

>Hair Color
Blonde

>Hairstyle
Short bob

>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I think I'm average, but Chads hit on me so I guess I'm good enough for that

>Race/Ethnicity
White

>Skintone
Sour cream white with freckles

>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
I'm a true hourglass, so slender waist

>Breasts
32D

>Ass
Great, on the way to being better. I'm starting daily squats.

>Legs/Thighs
Nice, I've got thicc thighs though

>Hips
Hourglass/pearshape wide

>Height
5'1"

>Country
USA

>Age
23

>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
High pitched and a little silly. I have a slight lisp.

>Attractive personality qualities
I'm friendly and laid back. I don't have a lot of issues with peoples action and interests. I'm open and adventurous and loyal. I love being affectionate and making people happy.

>Your kinks/fetishes
Too many to list. I'm fairly degenerate. My basic vanilla ones that seems to be the most important one is that I'm a switch, sub main. I like costumes and toys. The other stuff is just a bunch of degenerate bullshit.

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I really like making my partner happy. I'd like making them feel special every day that I could. When we couldn't see eachother, I'd make sure I said good morning and let them know when I'm thinking about them. We could play vidya together or watch movies. I'd cook us dinner and we could just sit and enjoy eachother. I had one long term partner before that I worked really hard to take care of, but he cheated on me after 4 years. I enjoyed making breakfast a lot and giving morning blowjobs. I like the idea of being a slut for the man I love, but being tame in public. I'd want to do everything and anything with my partner.
>>
>>37097818
>shoegaze
yesyes
post contact
>>
>>37097856
I like being raped/ gored. And i like to view others being raped/ gored.
>>
>>37097604
Oh neat, I've also got eyes that are hard to tell if green or blue.
>>
>>37097864

Chads hit on you? How often?
>>
>>37097864
>I'm fairly degenerate
explain
>>
>>37097864
>slut for the man I love, but being tame in public
>slight lisp
I was cheated on too but with another girl

what is your type?
>>
>>37097905
I'd say I get one a week. I get guys hitting on me often, but they are usually numales or older men.
>>
>>37097889
Either way is pretty hot to me desu. Not into hardcore gore though with mutiliation and shit, just enough to kill someone like throat cutting or stabbing is fine.
>>
>>37097864
That imagine makes me uncomfrotible. Why don't you like chads?
>>
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>>37097887
headpatsama
#7991
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>>37097910
If you have to ask you never stood a chance
>>
>>37097928
I don't like the idea of being with someone who can't share my interests. Chads don't understand my weeb bullshit and they wouldn't be okay with us sitting at home and playing vidya together (unless it's CoD or Madden or something terribad).

They want someone who posts beach and hiking selfies every day, posts silly dog memes on facebook, and is a vegan princess.
I don't like any of that.


>>37097916
I don't have too much of a type, as long as he's not morbidly obese and takes care of himself I'm happy. Personality is what hooks me into people.

I guess I prefer guys who don't have long hair? Sounds weird, but I don't like that look. Anything else is fair game
>>
>>37097921
>just enough to kill someone like throat cutting or stabbing is fine

oh I see you're a reasonable human being
>>
>>37097959
>you never stood a chance
what makes you think that? i am def more degenerate, i just wanted to know
>>
>>37096568
Hey, your physical description is spot on for the kind of girl I'm into. I really like taller girls; I'm tall as well (6'6"). Also I think we would be a good match sexually. Do you happen to be on the east coast?
>>
>>37097910
Okay, I'll go down the list I posted on the fetish thread

>costumes
>toys
>double-penetration with toys
>forced orgasm
>gentle femdom
>being submissive (I'm a switch)
>light bondage/gagging/blindfold
>choking
>tentacles
>Pet play
>Getting various parts of my body fucked (footjobs, thighjobs, tit jobs, getting my buttcheeks fucked, etc)
>Public sex
>loli
>tentacles
>mindbreak
>straight shota with older women
>bestiality
>amputees
>girls getting drugged up and fucked
>chubby girls (not super THICC)
>girls getting hurt a little/ryona (bruises, tears, etc)
>>
>>37097920

Are you looking for a relationship or just not satisfied with the people who chat you up?
>>
>>37097765
screw sounding cute i want to hear your excited voice pls post
>>
>>37097992
Is that a bad thing though desu?
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>>37098025
tfw no switch gf to switch with
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>>37097604
>Attractive personality qualities: forgiving, very kind, loyal, extremely shy (attractive if you like shy people), gentle
>Kinks/ fetishes: rape, gore, crying, cute cartoons, extremely shy people, overstimulation
That escalated quickly.
>>
>>37097765
>Humiliation/Degradation are the biggest two
How can people like you actually exist? Don't you ever look in the mirror?
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>>37098045
depends if you're sociopathic/pyschopathic or if it's just a fantasy of yours
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>>37098025
I'll continue

>Monster girls
>Piss play
>Degradation (either giving or receiving)
>Rapeplay (not real rape, not fun)
>Anal play
>Chastity play (with him, not me)
>Candlewax burning
>Hypnosis
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Why are all women into dehumanizing degenerate sex nowadays? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>37098087
Welcome to the generation raised on porn

You're just as fucking disgusting as us
You're also on 4chan, where the woman are ruined
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>>37098077
Of course it's just a fantasy, also it's not strictly murder since it's also hot if the girl is doing it to me.
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>>37098099
>You're just as fucking disgusting as us
I would literally never participate in 90% of this thread's shit.

Why can't you just watch normal porn if that's the cause of the problem?
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>>37098026
I'd like a relationship, I guess
I'm not sure because I just got out of a really terrible one

I guess it'd be nice to have someone I can feel connected to
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>>37098028
It usually comes out in the middle of conversation, it's hard to record it unless I'm doing something

>>37098073
I'm not into the whole lifestyle or anything, I just like reading/watching stuff that involves that.
Most of my favorite characters in vidya/anime play into that trope. I'm just a kissless virgin, spare me
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Volunteer shirt censored
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>>37098025
You have the same fetishes as I do.

Good shit
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>>37098282
you sound cute and im curious about you, do you have discord? if so post contact info
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>>37098329
>those blue eyes
do you have a MAL?
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>>37097765
>I guess it varies depending on what they're like, it's kinda embarrassing to talk about this stuff though.
Ooo, sound like a total sweetheart
I'm sure the faggot that gets you will be extremely lucky
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>>37096447
i see you're a women of fine tastes

what other groups do you like
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>>37098362
no bully zone
#3185
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>Eye Color
Amber
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Large, loose ringlet type curls. Hair goes a bit past collar bones. I tend to leave it messy, because it busts out of any pony tails I use, and if I brush it it just becomes poofy.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Very intense features, large deep set eyes, prominent cheek bones, "coach brows", sharp jaw, nose that points out a bit far, and slight lines under my eyes. I consider myself to be in the top 1% of facial aesthetics
>Race/Ethnicity
White, mostly Mediterranean mixture
>Skintone
As pale as can be, with a slight olive tone. It looks a bit yellow, like a very pale gold.
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
22 in, slightly wiry
>Breasts
32 B
>Ass
Small, rounded cheeks. There are weird little dimples on my back above it.
>Legs/Thighs
I have comically large quads, that are very muscular for no apparent reason. My thighs are also very big in comparison to the rest of my body, but I don't mind it much. Calves are very slim.
>Hips
34in, despite having small buttocks they're prominent
>Height
5'3, also 94lbs
>Country
U S A
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
A little bit all over the place in regards to being deep or high. Honestly it sounds a lot like the voice of Ruby on Steven Universe
>Attractive personality qualities
>observant
>obsessive
>can carry conversations easily
>home body
>cleanly, excellent at organizing
>generous with affection
>born female, heterosexual, and a virgin with no weird ways of identifying
>love love, and the concept of romance
>high energy, but can expend it on my own if necessary
>Your kinks/fetishes
Vanillaest vanilla
>husband would eventually become comfortable throwing me around with ease, essentially using me as a human fleshlight. Typical submissive woman I guess, sans parental issues, or humiliating
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Consistently and thoroughly love him
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>>37098483
kek I need your discord name along with the number for me to add, you can add me if you want Shambles#2668
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>>37098543
She said the discord name. It's no bully zone#3185 you retard
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>>37098558
oh it was spaced weird i thought she just posted the number
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>>37098503
94 pounds? Is that normal for 5'3?
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>>37098543
shit, sorry about the spacing
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>>37098503
so basically [somewhat]wholesome housewife material. marry me pls ty.
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>>37098503
I feel as though I should also list character flaws

>vain
>apparently condescending
>childish sense of humor
>childish interests
>very autistic
>poor empathy skills in the sense of relating to others and understanding how they feel
>unreasonable amount of fears
>poor direction skills, cannot go on walks alone due to multiple instances of being lost for hours
>hatred of dirtiness
>extremely stubborn to the point of rejecting facts
>if ever I do acknowledge that I'm wrong about something I become dejected about it for days, sometimes weeks
>enjoys practical jokes to an annoying extent
>hearing and bright light sensitive
>cannot chop, mince or slice correctly
>tempermental
>very vindictive
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>>37098640
Is it bad that I don't find these as flaws
Does this mean my autism is stage 4?
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>>37098503
>tfw no creepy Ghost Trainer GF
are you into muscular beta dudes that are dominant only in the bedroom?
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>>37098579
It's kind of low, but not worryingly so. Not very normal I suppose, I think most people of shorter heights tend to be pudgy.

>>37098616
I can't marry you, you could be Australian or something. I think they crawl out at around this time.

>somewhat

>>37098661
In all honesty that's exactly what it means. Do you have those traits too? I've always wanted to know someone just like myself.

>>37098668
I like fairies almost as much, really. And yes, that's eerily close to my ideal! I just enjoy decision making too much to like pure alphas.
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>>37098640
>>37098757
>childish sense of humor
>childish interests
>very autistic
>unreasonable amount of fears
>poor direction skills, cannot go on walks alone due to multiple instances of being lost for hours
>hatred of dirtiness
>if ever I do acknowledge that I'm wrong about something I become dejected about it for days, sometimes weeks
>hearing and bright light sensitive
>cannot chop, mince or slice correctly
>tempermental

These fit my gf and a bit like myself too. I hope you can find someone that treats you like shit too. She quite enjoys it. I still feel bad sometimes.
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>>37098757
>Do you have those traits too?
Yeah I do have most of those traits.
Glad I'm not the only one
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>>37098757
Australia doesn't exist though....
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>>37098816
Your girlfriend treats you poorly, and it makes you feel bad? Or you treat her poorly, and it makes you feel bad?

I don't want that sort of dynamic.
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>>37098757
I like dragons a little more desu but mimikyu, rotom, and gengar are my top 3
I'm pretty indecisive irl, so it's more so like that is the place where I can be passionate.

headpatsama
#7991
if you want to talk about pokemon and bdsm
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>>37092360
>brown
>brown
>long, wavy, unbrushed
>was told between six and eight by a few people
>hispanic
>medium brown idk
>pudge around the belly/thighs/butt from sedentary lifestyle
>5'
>burger, 22
>obedient if that's a good quality

>Your kinks/fetishes
Being shrunk to an inch or less so the guy can pin me under his foot and generally abuse/bully me. non-impossible /d/ tier fantasies are being choked, gagging on big dicks, being raped
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I guess become 100% an obedient fucktoy and servant
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>>37098887
Another slut with no personality waiting to be made into a real human being by a sociopathic Chad. Become one yourself first, then inflict your bullshit on others.
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>>37098838
Even the poor kitchen knife skills?

I'm going to tell you something, last night I had a dream I was at this camp. It was a type of summer camp for training in some way, kind of Whispering Rock-esqe. There was this ghost called Cornabelle, and she was bound to the north east corner of the camp's perimeter. Cornabelle was terrifying for some reason, she had a huge chin and beady blue eyes, with stringy corn-like hair and peasant clothes. The head mistress of the camp forced us to keep the cabin door open so that we would learn to tolerate fear, and that was awful. Cornabelle screeched and read weird love poems and did other ghostish things.

But the point is, that I am curious if you remember your dreams very often, and if you have a lot of nightmares. Ones that really terrify you, no matter how silly they seem to others
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>>37098082
Please be my fucking gf. Holy fuck
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>>37098921
I wouldn't say that I'm bad in the kitchen. I enjoy cooking a lot but my hands are bit shaky.

I remember my dreams pretty often.
I put my feet outside of the blanket so that I can actually get nightmares because I want to see how creative my brain can get.
I posted some dreams in a dream thread awhile ago.
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>>37098921
I didn't really answer your question.

To be honest I do have nightmares that make me wake up sweating and in a panic.
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>>37098842
Australia exists and it is disgusting.
>>37098883
I like Banette, Sableye, and Misdreavus best. Today a bred a bunch of Shuppets because they have the cutest hatching animation. Though Ralts is pretty cute too, I like the way it thrusts it's arms into the air, very Christ-like.

And alright, you take care
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>>37098956
>I wouldn't say that I'm bad in the kitchen. I enjoy cooking a lot but my hands are bit shaky

I'm nearly in the exact same boat! In my case the inability to cut things well messes me up pretty often. And if I don't mess up, it just takes a long time. What sort of things are you cooking?

>>37098976
I'm surprised you actually enjoy having nightmares. Some times I dread sleep because of them, and those black nights that feel like you've just been laying down for a second and then you wake up perfectly energized are great. Dreams are tiring.

Are the dreams worth the panics, for you? Also, do you often experience sleep paralysis?
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>>37098389
no but I like sad slice-of-life stuff like Clannad and Anohana.
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>>37099063
I'm so glad I'm not the only one like that. I cook lasagna, spaghetti, steak, roasted chicken, ham and a few other things.

I like to challenge my brain to see how much power it really has in the dream world. I've had some fascinating dreams because of it.

Yeah I'd definitely say nightmares are worth it.
I had a few nightmares dealing with sand worms, serial killers, and such. They've helped me deal with stressful moments in the real world ngl
I haven't had sleep paralysis since I was a kid and that only happened once. I kinda miss it so I could see what happens during it.
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>>37099063
How about you, what sort of things are you cooking?
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I always feel like it would be worthwhile posting in threads like these to perhaps make friends or something more, but then I remember there's not much point in having friends when you honestly find out exhausting to type with them every day and keep up. I think a real female shut-in would ignore friends or the possibility of an online romantic relationship. This thread demonstrates that they are only looking for short term attention. If you can learn to control your socializing urges, I feel you can better spend your time doing something else.
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>>37097864
If you were 2 years younger I would suspect you of being an ex gf. You fit the criteria pretty well.
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>>37099206
For the most part this is true. But it's like rolling the dice. Chances are you're not going to get the side you want but the worst case scenario is you meet new people that stay strangers or make a friend with similar interests.
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>>37099134
Oh and that reminds me, I'm not too great at cooking meats, unless they're put into something else. Practice makes perfect but I become worried over the prospect of ruining a perfectly fine piece of protein. I really like making saucey things though, curries, chiles, gravies, things of that nature.

>sand worms
Can you elaborate on that? Also, having those kinds of dreams with terrifying things makes you feel more comfortable with taking on the real world, am I understanding correctly?

You should not miss it, it's terrible. It feels like you can't breath and that something sinister is nearby. That sounds silly, but it's scary
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>>37092360
>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
Light brown
>Hairstyle
Long slightly curly hair
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Average, i'm not even sure.
>Race/Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Skintone
Pale white
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender/skinny
>Breasts
> tfw breasts are of clearly different sizes so one is medium/large, the other one is medium
>Ass
Annoyingly large
>Legs/Thighs
Average legs, but my thighs are large.
>Hips
Large
>Height
5'7
>Country
Eastern Europe
>Age
25
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
No idea, average
>Attractive personality qualities
Patient, enjoy fiddling and tinkering with stuff. I really like making plushies. Very protective of someone I love and care about. Enjoy cooking and finding new ways to make delicious food and treats.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Very gentle and lovey-dovey stuff. Gentle femdom, gentle maledom, tying down hands/legs.Foreplay and prolonged teasing. Cuddling. Lotus sex position. Dressing up and cosplay.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Bake food and find different new treats to spoil him with, clean everything. Dress up for him, based on his personal likes (anime, game character and so on). Play video games together. Make sure he's happy and relaxed. During stressful times, put all of my effort into being near him and comforting him.
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>>37099313
You sound sweet, do you want to be my mommy?
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>>37099100
Anohana is pure beautiful agony.
I mostly prefer iyashikei or comedy SOL but some of my favorites are definitely the sad stuff with soul crushing endings. Air and Angel Beats absolutely destroyed me.

I'm looking to start Scum's Wish soon because the directing looks great.
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>>37099296
I've been trying to expand my tastes. Been eating too much meat and noodles t b h.
pic related is a sandworm
The terrifying dreams help me calm myself during stressful moments in real life. I used to be a huge scaredy cat until I started to get frequent nightmares.
The nightmares still scare me but they help me out a lot.

Sleep paralysis is very interesting when you look into it. People draw a very similar creature that others have seen while in that state.
It really makes you think if something else might be behind it or its just something crawling behind people's minds.
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>>37096482
Can I have contact info pls, I need sourthern mom
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>>37099313
>neither a chestlet nor a breastlet
w-what are you
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>>37099318
Thank you and I'm already with someone I met on r9k that i've met during the previous iteration of the board
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>>37099420
And you're posting in this thread for what fucking reason? Fucking piece of shit.
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>>37098954
Hey, Anon I just saw this and I'm pretty lonely.

Where are you from?
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>>37099418
Not even sure. While dressed up and all my breasts seem large, but they're very visibly different in size.
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>>37099442
> Fembots describe yourself
Are you posting to find a gf? This doesn't look like a thread for that.
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>>37099420
this
>all the real fembots already found a good bf or have such low self-esteem they need to be validated by strangers
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>>37099420
Good, I already have a mommy irl and I was looking to catfish and use and exploit your kind nature
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>>37099362
What you need is meat and rice. And okay, I think that I understand. Why were you a scared cat and what things used to scare you that no longer do?

Everyone seems scared of very similar things, on a whole. But I have to tell you that I am extremely sleepy due to not sleeping last night. The Cornabelle dream was actually the night before last night because last night I was too anxious. That was a mix up. But I mean to say that I think I'll go to bed soon.
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>>37099450
>Where are you from?
Australia unfortunately. It wasn't a serious suggestion, just wanted to show my extreme appreciation for your kinks, I think? Wouldn't mind just chatting though.
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>>37099362
I'm too lazy to find out whose who in the replies but Sleep Paralysis is both the most existentially terrifying and eye opening experiences you can have.

I'm basically trapped in this imaged body pounding on ice while I'm drowning. I have to turn on all the lights and can't sleep so that sucks. But it makes you appreciate just how surreal existence really is.
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>>37098503
You should hit me up on Snapchat

Reversetoast22
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>>37099538
I've always experienced it more as cords around my throat but I can't mobe my hands and remove them so can't breath, with the classic terror and dread of course
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>>37098082
>tfw no fembot gf to hypnotize and humiliate
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>>37099510
Rice is pretty good. I was a scaredy cat due to my childhood. I was traumatized as a kid because of scary movies and horror games. I was scared of the dark, got nervous, anxious, and stressed out easily but thankfully I was able to get better and not really be any of that due to handling nightmares. I still have a few of those things but not as bad.

I know that feelings far too well.
You seem like a pretty chill and interesting person to talk to. Do you want to talk outside of 4chan?
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>Eye Color: Dark brown, nearly black
>Hair Color: Medium brown
>Hairstyle: Curly hair parted near the side and going down my back
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average"): Maybe a bit below average, but average with makeup
>Race/Ethnicity: Half black, half white
>Skintone: Tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat): Slender
>Breasts: Average
>Ass: Above average (nigger genes)
>Legs/Thighs: Kinda thick?
>Hips: Small
>Height: 5 ft 8
>Country: Somewhere in Europe
>Age: 19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo): I feel like I sound like a 11 year old boy but I'm often told that I have an attractive voice
>Attractive personality qualities: I'm chill I guess
>Your kinks/fetishes: I'm pretty vanilla but down to try anything that's legal and doesn't involve shit piss and blood I suppose
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him: Give him a blowjob probably. I don't know.
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>>37098977
I fucking love Ralts. But Pokemon Colosseum is what I played the most so I remember the animations of Gen III below. Breeding just seems like busy work late game so I just inject or trade usually.

Do you have Sun or Moon?
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>>37099583
I've had the opposite experience of becoming scared of things I was once indifferent towards. Like bugs, especially butterflies.

Yes, yes I do. I am going to say this is the highest rated conversation with an anon I've had in 2017, if you leave some means of contacting you I'll use it.
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>>37092360
>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
pink
>Hairstyle
straight
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
average
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
white
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
skinny
>Breasts
b
>Ass
small
>Legs/Thighs
skinny
>Hips
average
>Height
192cm
>Country
aus
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
average
>Attractive personality qualities
good at vidya
>Your kinks/fetishes
vanilla
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
take him on a date
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>>37099573
Ya I think not being able to breath is the most common thing. One time it was like a ghost lady strangling me someones it's just the physical sensation.

Do you ever get physically hurt from it? I woke up screaming once because I pulled a muscle while experiencing it. Though it could just be that I worked out before bed or was just dehydrated.
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>>37099656
If you use discord mine is Clyde#3496
If you don't then tell me what your preferred contact would be and I'll get one/tell you mine
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>>37099643
This is where we differ, I really got started in gen 3. Ralts is ridiculously cute, I like to name them Raltrigues. Kirlia is just as cute. I can see why breeding seems like a hassle, but I find it very rewarding. I like the thought of Pokemon progenies.

I have Moon, mainly because of Lilligant.
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>>37099350
I loved both of those too! I'll check out that last one you mentioned as I haven't been watching anything recent. Thank you anon
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>>37098025
>>37098082
Why aren't you my girlfriend?
What the fuck, why it's the world so cruel?
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>>37099700
I've never been physically hurt, aside from a headache or something. It sounds like your experiences are way worse than average, have you considered taking something to try and kill your dreams entirely? Or do you have sleep apnea?

>>37099710
I do not have one, but [email protected] is one of my emails so it should work, and we can decide upon a better means of chitchatting later.
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>>37099843
Sent you an email.

I can finally get some sleep now lmao
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>>37099843
Nah I love it. It empowers me.
It really is torture on a whole other metaphysical level but you begin to crave the surreal shock of the experience and what horrors the human mind can produce.

Maybe because I have no control in the real world. Hell is a place where I can have control.

Maybe it's just that my real life is just really mundane though.
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>>37099818
Because you gauge your romantic interest based on the idea of the person on the other end being a kinky female and nothing else.
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>>37099950
Anon, you're a good deal less cowardly than I.

And I'm a sleepy coward, too. Good night, you have an interesting take on your nightmares and sleep paralysis. If you're not already, you ought to post about the matter.
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>>37099789
welcome to the new /r9k/
the greentext stories are gone and the real robots have all killed themselves

embrace the new dating site for autists
that was created by the orbit-chans

might as well try to find gf or get catfished trying
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>>37100039
>welcome to the new /r9k/
>the greentext stories are gone and the real robots have all killed themselves

/r9k/ died about 6 years ago when /b/ migrated here because their own board got fucked up by their shit and moot shitting on them.
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>>37099698
>aus
BRISBANE
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>>37100034
I'm writing and directing a sci-fi epic about it.
If it interests you maybe one day you will stumble across it on Youtube. As I think it could be quite popular.

It's even more insane than my nightmares though as it takes place in a simulated universe in a multiverse with different laws of nature each. Thus it has sort of a sleep paralysis-esque setting as characters aren't limited to their physical forms.

If anyone wants to google Isolation Chamber Saga in 5 years.
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>Eye Color
blue

>Hair Color
blonde

>Hairstyle
straight

>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
average

>Race/Ethnicity
white

>Skintone
pale

>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
skinny

>Breasts
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
meh boring

>Height
5'7

>Age
18

>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
sweet

>Attractive personality qualities
smart, brave, curious

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
there are many things you could do to spoil someone you love

the more personal and more creative the surprise/gift is, the better
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>>37099789

All the turbo autists went to /pol/
>>
Blue eyes
Blonde Hair
White
>tfw aryan masterrace
Longe, blonde hair, sometimes wavy sometimes straight
Face - 4 without makeup (not even ugly, just 'plain') 7 with makeup
Tanned skin - I'm naturally VERY pale (irish/scandinavian descent) but I sunbathe because looks are more important than skin cancer.
Skinny/slender body, nice legs, normal ass (not flat but not fat either?), hips are normal size hip bones stand out a bit which I like
>tfw small boobs
32B, probably the biggest letdown on my body. But I'm skinny so they don't look too bad on me.
5'5 or 5'6
Britbong
22
Annoying as fuck voice (strong brummie accent) quite deep for a girl I think?
Don't have any kinks/fetishes really. I sometimes fantasize about MMF threesome, but I wouldn't ever go through with one because I'm not degenerate.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Massage, cook a nice dinner, sex, and do whatever he'd want to do (vidya/animu whatever). But I think I'd do that most nights anyway?
>Attractive personality qualities
Kek. I have none.
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>>37099698
>192cm
>good at vidya

HMMMMMM
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>>37100255
5'2 or 5'6? What's your favourite dish?

>tfw know how to cook but no girl to enjoy what I do

Rip
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>>37096239
Be my hairy fat ogre gf PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED U
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>>37097864
Where are you from, my dear?
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>>37100255
You sound lovely desu. I wish you lived in New Zealand.
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>>37100727
Nobody lives in New Zealand.
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>>37092360

>Eye Color
Brown and gold
>Hair Color
black dyed brown
>Hairstyle
long + emo fringe because I grew out my front fringe
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
im not exactly pretty or hot, though I have been described as cute. Button nose, chubby cheeks and big eyes. I look like a kid imo
>Race/Ethnicity
asian mix
>Skintone
printer paper
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
getting chubby
>Breasts
biggerthanhead
>Ass
biggerthanbust
>Legs/Thighs
big thighs
>Hips
due to thighs big hips
>Height
smol
>Country
USA USA USA
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
weird accent, annoyingly squeaky
>Attractive personality qualities
humorous, not judgey, I like to rap
>Your kinks/fetishes
gfd, ss, (sucks being short) thigh fucking
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
cook him his favourite meal then have my favourite meal if you know what I mean
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>>37100977
Your fav meal is??? What accent do you mean?
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>>37101011
She means she wants to choke on cock after you get done eating.
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>>37100977
Ah, you might say it sucks to be short, but you can get picked up and fucked that way
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>>37101011
check
>>37101018

I dont know I got my mums weird asiany pronunciation
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>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hairstyle
Just longer than shoulder length
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Below average, try to compensate for it by wearing too much make up
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
White
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Small waist I guess
>Breasts
32DD Want a reduction tbqh
>Ass
Bad
>Legs/Thighs
Worse
>Hips
Fucking violin hips kms
>Height
5'3
>Country
UK
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Flat voice...
>Attractive personality qualities
Not applicable
>Your kinks/fetishes
feederism, fat men, vomit, piss, lactation, impregnation
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Depends on what they like I guess?
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>>37101038
>Wish I could pick up bf instead
Being short sucks for what im into
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>>37101045
>Into lactation
>Wants a reduction

You wouldn't make me very happy if you got one.
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>>37101042
Yeah but I want to know what's ur fav meal?
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>>37100977
Play any games? Into good emo music? I'm not into orbiting or ldr but playing games and talking about stupid shit is fun.
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>>37101045
>tfw girl with the same kinks as me is only into fat men
Kill me
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Quick question to the women filling this out. Why are you doing it? It seems a bit demeaning to post up all stats of yourself to be judged by these of all people.

t. woman
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>>37101055
Yeah, I suppose. Make due with what you have though, hot stuff.
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>>37101071
Some of us are just curious and it's anonymous anyways
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>>37101045
What if I don't have those fetishes and I'm not fat? Also do you kknow how to cook?
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>>37101071
Because they want to tease helpless robots with their lewd bodies.
It's really frustrating.
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>>37101062
mine has to be donuts to be honestly. very tasty
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>>37101258
Oh Donuts? I can make homemade donuts t b h, will you let me cook them for you? uwu
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>>37101067
ye I do play games, not into emo music tho
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>>37101258
Cute. Where are you from, if this is the smol Asian?
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>>37101258
To be honest :^) wew im retarded
>>37101309
I live in the grand canyon
>>37101298
oh hell yeah, ill take donuts anyday
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>>37101452
Yup, well what do you think about cup noodles? Would you eat them everyday too? Also after that, donuts ofc lel
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>>37101472
just because im asian.
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>>37101505
Nooo I didn't mean that I asked u bc my diet is basically cup noodles everyday and in fact, a couple of days ago I ate that + 4 pink donuts, you know Homer donuts lel
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>>37101258
I don't understand how people like donuts and this is coming from a fat guy. It's just fried dough with a ton of sugar. Give me a kolache instead. Maybe because I don't have a sweet tooth.
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>>37101452
Arizona. Well, every girl I've met here is far or uninterested in a relationship.. man this sucks.
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>>37101045
Your fetishes are pretty top tier desu, plus you pack some pretty serious boobage for someone who's 5'3. Why are you even here fampai?
>tfw americunt
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>>37099803
Ya this season sucks pretty bad. The previous past couple seasons have been gold though. March Comes in like a Lion is also amazing
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>>37100400
I think I'm 5'6 but I haven't been measured in a long time.

I make a pretty mean spag bol. I'm not the best cook tbqh but I try.

>tfw know how to cook but no girl to enjoy what I do
What you offering to cook for me then?
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>>37101045
>tfw fat man but not really into that stuff
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>>37101045
>tfw fat and would be willing to risk my health even more to have a gf even if she feeds me to the point where I become immobile

Ever been to the U.S?
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>>37101753
How much is 5'6 in cms? Sorry europeanon here ;_;. Oh well spag bol is kinda basic but as long as you try to improve your cooking skills is fine, right

t someone who knows how to cook thanks to mom rip

p-paella ;-; but as I said I know how to prepare more dishes, tfw meat filled tomato/potato, tastes really good, also fish and chips too ;) lel jk
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>>37101776
we should combine, with my fetishes and your rotundness we would be unstoppable
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>>37092360
>Eye Color
Dark green
>Hair Color
Dark brown
>Hairstyle
Long/semi curly
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Pretty at least a 7 from what my brother tells me
>Race/Ethnicity
White-Hispanic/Cuban
>Skintone
Fair tone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Semi-fit
>Breasts
36D
>Ass
Acceptable
>Legs/Thighs
Sexy
>Hips
Child bearing
>Height
5'7
>Country
US
>Age
25
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Cute/Tomboyish
>Attractive personality qualities
Motherly/Loving/ Will do a lot to make someone happy/smile
>Your kinks/fetishes
brocon/making guys cum/cum play
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Blowjob
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>>37102174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qZfa812Vwb
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>>37102174
What kind of stuff would you do to make someone happy?

[spoiler[Hazme feliz, me siento muy triste estos dais [/spoiler]
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>>37102174
Thanks, I want to make you cum too.
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>>37102196
I prefer aniki
>>37102242
I haven't spoken spanish since I was 10 sorry anon
>>37102279
th-thanks anon
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>>37102402
You don't have to thank me, I'm returning a favor :3
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>>37102402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iuFyx6sXOH
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>>37102402
I can't teach you tho, unless you don't want to learn the language again..

Do you know who Silvio Rodriguez is?
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All those USA fembots and US robots complaining.
In the meantime no balkanar fembot
>feelsbad.jpg
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>>37092360
>brown
>brown
>messy, goes down to my shoulders
>average i guess
>white
>holy fuck so white
>skinny
>board
>zero ass
>im a twig person, i dont leave my room and i barely eat
>no
>170 cm
>australia
>20
>faint
>???
>i am a literal fujoshi
>"my man" men should have each other desu
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>>37102645
how do i get a fembot gf that wants to watch me get fucked in the ass
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>>37102458
more than most
>>37102474
But I like my real brother
>>37102485
I've heard him
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>tfw no below average loving fembot gf
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Gray blue
Light brown
Strong manly features kms
White and pale but tan easily
Slender i suppose? Athletic body so
Average size, recently acquired some curves
Good ass, big firm thighs
6'0
Denmark
20
Clean mezzosoprano voice
Kind and forgiving maybe?
A lot of things
Leave him cute notes and take him to the theatre
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>>37102919
>A lot of things
explain
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>>37098887
>Being shrunk to an inch or less so the guy can pin me under his foot and generally abuse/bully me
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THEY'RE NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS. YOU'RE ALL DELUSIONAL FAGGOT PRETENDING TO BE TALKING WITH GIRLS WHEN THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON 4CHINZ. WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO HATING WOMEN FOR BEING SHALLOW ROASTIE WHORES WHO FOLLOW CHAD AND HATE US ALL. STOPE SUPPORTING FALSE PROPHETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37102948
gfd, lactation, petplay and light bondage both ways, general rough stuff
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>>37103042
that's fucked up yo
6'0 mommy gf with nice thighs and butt
i want to die now
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>>37103001
because it's fun to fag around
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>>37100977
>Asian
>Titcow
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>>37102919
>Denmark
>Amazon height

Please tell me you sometimes post on /soc/.
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>>37103097
WELL STOP DOING IT. CLIMB TO ASENCION AND BE THE BEST ROBOT YOU CAN BE. DONT ASSOCIATE WITH NORMIES
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>>37103042
A tall thicc girl who wants to be a pet cow? Sounds too good to be true.
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>>37103118
soc is objectively the worst board
>>37103094
we can't all be winners anon
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>>37103163
soc is awful. what games do you play?
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>>37103163
How do you expect to find a bf if you don't post your body on 4chan?
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>>37103150
hardly thicc, think fridge build with some tone
>>37103204
more into the indie atmosphere and story focused stuff, i'm not very good at vidya but i enjoy it as a medium for story telling
>>37103232
i am a woman of good moral values thank you very much
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>>37102760

I love this song so much. I wish you were able to understand the meaning. it's just beautiful and painful at the same time..

~Your ghost.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbMla_j4oMw
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>>37098887
ok lets make it happen. im 6'3 chad btw
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>>37103244
But you still want to be a pet cow?
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>>37092525
I refuse to believe someone like you exists. What's your flaw?
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>>37102760
Well, does your brother love you that way?
I'd love you :c
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>>37102919
Gaaaay! Jk I won't bulli you <3
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>>37103392
Kinks are part of a healthy sex life
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>>37103244
I want a loyal GF who's into lactation
Waaaahhh ;_;
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>>37103415
Yeah he does. The reason I'm a brocon is because I found out he's a siscon
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>>37103436
So what do I have to say or do to get you to be my pet cow?
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>>37103505
same as every other girl bro, 6'2, big dick, money, charisma
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>>37103522
Dammit. 3 out of 4.
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>>37092360
IGNORE FEMBOT THREADS
DONT REPLY TO THEM
FUCKING FEMWHORES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37096342
>browsing this thread for shits and giggles, not really that interested
>see this
>pretty much my ideal gf
>nice voice, features I like, same kink
>mfw i will never have anyone like this
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>>37103482
Wait hold the fuck on

You said last thread you fall in love with people who hit on you or show interest. Now you say this, does this mean you only recently developed feelings for Mook?
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STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF AS FEMBOTS WHEN YOU'RE JUST FAILED STACIES
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>>37103763
what's the difference? Not a rhetorical question, I want to know
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>>37103794
A fembot implies they are the male equivalent of a robot.
To be a robot you must be a sexual reject, and undesirable anywhere you are. Even on 4chan your conversations with "fembots" should lead you to further rejection and endless loneliness.

Women do not know loneliness like a man does. So they cannot be fembots.
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Blue
Red
Mid length. Fringe. Kinda shit.
3 :/
White
Spooky pale
Slight chub.
Breasts are shit. 28ff Uneven and saggy. Such is life..
Ass is fine. Nice even
Thighs idk. Normal
5'2
Scotland
25
Voice.. dunno. Scottish, soft mostly. Lisp.
Loyal, not shallow. Easy going and totally non judgemental.
Ddlg/abdl (not really fetish as such) butt stuff, outdoors. Exhibitionism online.

Idk. I'd do anything.
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>>37103852
Being a robot is a choice. And plenty of girls are lonely.
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>>37103857
>28 ff
>ff
What the hell is that. Are you some uber titcow?

Anyway be my gf. What will it take?
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>>37103857
The Scottish camwhore with the nice body and big tits?
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>>37103852
You honestly all believe that the fact men will fuck anything mitigates loneliness in someone socially incapable of building relationships? That you could get drunk and desperately sleep with someone to feel desirable but they neither give a shit about you nor find you attractive enough for anything more than using? That's desirable?
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>>37103868
>girls are the true robots
>this is an actual argument
>the equivalent of saying nigger mcgee is the "real" Iron Man
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>>37103868
>Being a robot is a choice.
I didn't choose to be rejected by every single girl I've shown interest in. I didn't choose to be irrelevant to women.

I didn't choose to be a 24 year old KHV.

I chose not to get a prostitute but now i'm considering one.
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>>37103852
Ah ok, that clears it up

>>37103868
Female loneliness is a meme. No female can be truly isolated (or crave isolation) unless they're disfigured
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>>37103889
No I have a small back. Men don't understand bra sizes at all. 34 d would be bigger but whatever..
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>>37103893
They're not that big and desu I don't do that anymore but then you're right.. how many scottish girls are on here
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>>37103857
>I'd do anything.

would you love me forever..?
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Brown eyed untermensch leave
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>>37103907
You chose to be something girls find unattractive. Never too late to change. Go for that prostitute.
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>>37103943
>I don't do that anymore
Is this the part where you expect some robot to settle down with you after you were an online whore for thousands of neckbeards?

Women everybody. Right there.
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>>37103972
>you chose shit genes
>you chose to grow up without a father figure
>you chose to have legitimate autism

sure I did anon
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>>37103943
I always enjoyed your posts. Your body is nice to look at, and your behavior is this aloof whatever type.
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>>37103980
You keep looking for your pure virgin waifu. I'd have no issue having her as a gf. She seems nice.
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>>37103995
>muh genetics meme

There are men with shittier genes than yours who grew up without a dad and who are doing just fine.
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>>37103980
Link to her pics?
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>>37103897
>You honestly all believe that the fact men will fuck anything mitigates loneliness in someone socially incapable of building relationships? That you could get drunk and desperately sleep with someone to feel desirable but they neither give a shit about you nor find you attractive enough for anything more than using? That's desirable?
OMG!
It's the classic. He uses me for sex argument.
I'm worthless to women. You may just be a tool for sexual pleasure. But I may as well be fucking invisible.

I get no affection or desire whatsover. I guarantee you'd love to be used if you felt like how a robot does for a day.

I know women are attention-whores, they pathologically crave validation. If you felt the way I do, you would get no attention or validation in anyway.

At least you get to have sex. If you want to be seen as more than just a sex object, be an interesting person to talk to. Sadly most roasties don't know how to do that.
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>>37103980
I don't. If anything I wouldn't be even slightly interested in someone who thinks something I did out of loneliness and low self esteem for some kicks is in any way relevant to him or us.

Also you are the neckeards. It's a stretch to say everyone who interacted was ugly lmao. But also Are you saying those guys are somehow less valid? I dont discriminate but at the same time you berate women for being shallow? Good one
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>>37103998
It's kind of the best approach online but a lot of stuff hurt to be honest
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>>37104065
If you could have sex then you'd realise it's nothing but ok
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>>37104056
>>37103972
>Condescending roastie doesn't think losing my virginity to a prostitute will possibly lead to even lower self esteem
Yeah sure that will really improve myself. I fuck a prostitute get addicted to paying for sex, waste all my money and potentially get arrested.

Real smart roastie. The fact of the matter is you are less likely to be a loser because you can rely on subpar looks because even average girls are desirable to some men. You don't have to be confident, you don't have to be smart, you don't have to be charming.

You just need one or more of the following
>Decent ass
>Decent tits
>Decent face
If you have one of the three you are set up to avoid true forced loneliness and involuntary celibacy.
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>>37104085
Camwhore roastie is getting toasty.

How anyone could live with their gf being seen naked by thousands of guys is beyond me. The literal definition of a cuck.
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>>37092360
Anyone ever post about their dream girl being pretty down to fuck and not afraid of her sexuality, but mostly just chill to hang out with and likes just shooting the shit while you both do whatever else in each other's company? Because let's be honest, most of the thread is likely just "post your dream girl," and that sounds pretty good. Maybe because I'm a pretty boring person.
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>>37104056
Because the testosterone or low IQ enables them to be confident.
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>>37103717
she is a stupid bipolar whore don't believe anything she writes
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>>37104131
>If you could have sex then you'd realise it's nothing but ok
I'd like to be hugged and kissed by a cute girl. But I can't even get that. I don't even need sex to satisfy me. Just would like to feel wanted for 1 minute of my life.
You take people being interested in you for granted. That's why you can't be a fucking robot.
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>>37104147
To be honest you still need personality and social skills to a point. You still have to build that relationship and have someone enjoy being around you. That's the important thing whether male or female. Looks do remove that need though but if you're below average or ugly you may as well be invisible. And the shitty social skills generally come with the ugliness. People like that struggle to find each other for that reason
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>>37104150
Then thank fuck I would never end up with someone that controlling and insecure. Youre entitled to that but realise plenty will not give a shit. And that's someone I'd want at the end of the day
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>>37102919
>>37103042
>tfw this femanon will never princess carry me
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>>37104187
>To be honest you still need personality and social skills to a point.
No you don't roastie. You don't even have to fucking approach people. You just need to know how to fucking respond.

You literally have the easiest part of social fucking communication. You think if women approached me asking me out, I'd still be a KHV?

For fucks sake the hardest part about meeting women is the rejection and building the courage to approach. You don't even have to do that, which is why you can't be a robot.
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>>37104180
You don't really get that with one night stands either though. Those things are only nice for the intimacy with someone you care about. It's not the same thing at all but again you wouldn't realise.. see how rewarding it is to hug a prostitute who doesn't love you though. Same shit
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>>37104226
You know all about being female then. My bad. I didn't realise such experts posted on here. I just assumed you were bitter grasping Virgins trying to excuse your own shitty personalities
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>>37104187
Fuck off with that. Girls with little social competence are considered cute as long as they look decent. The opposite is not true of males, because they are expected to take an active role
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>>37104267
Without the hyperbole, it is FAR easier on women in this aspect. Hell, there's a growing trend where they can go in the complete opposite direction and be a disgusting, hateful, slob and still manage to rope someone.
I don't see the point in getting angry over it, but broken clock, and all that shit.
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>>37104300
Literally what I said but it only goes so far. True incompetence is not the same as "hehe shy" then gets used to someone and is adorable enough they put up with it. You all seem to think ugly social retard girls don't exist or something.
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>>37104237
>You don't really get that with one night stands either though.
No you get free sex, and the validation of knowing you're sexually attractive. I'd be fine with that too.
It would be a confidence booster, but roasties have to take it the hard way instead.
If you're being used for sex, all it should tell you is this. You're a boring person.

I hate roasties like you, who have one night stands, lower their sexual value, then complain no men want to be with them.

The more sexual partners a woman has, the less likely they will have a happy marriage. Who wants to marry a woman whose slept with 5 or more men. It's a red flag.
>>37104267
I know all about you roastie. I'm redpilled on you. I've studied your games. I understand women are creatures with poor logic who are ruled by emotions. I also understand that being a fembot means you're basically just a weird, low self-esteem female. It doesn't mean you're true forced loneliness and unable to connect with and attract men.
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>>37104341
Dunno I'm just going with my own experience. Bullied over looks and awkward attitude all through my life. Only slight chance I had of a relationship came and went in my early teens.
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>>37104358
I don't have one night stands. I had sex once with someone I cared more about than he did and can say the emotional part was the only nice thing. There's nothing flattering about it. Guys will fuck anything, especially if drunk then they'll laugh about it and be mocked by friends.
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>>37104344
>You all seem to think ugly social retard girls don't exist or something.
They do exist. Ugly social retard men will pluck up the courage to approach them and show interest, praying to hell and back they don't get rejected by someone who is definitely not above their league.

Even then the ugly social retard girl, doesn't have it as bad as her male counterpart. How socially skilled do you have to be when someone else is initiating the conversation?

How confident do you need to be when men just approach you and directly show interest?

Seriously you live life on fucking easy mode roastie. Get over yourself.
>>37104390
>"WAAAH WAAAAHHHHH WAAAHHH MEN FIND ME SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!"
You despicable cunt. Do you understand I'd fucking kill to have that happen to me? Just so I knew what it felt like to have someone sexually attracted to me?

Jesus Christ. I'm literally starved of affection, I haven't had the opportunity to experience things I've wanted my whole life, and you're telling me "Ohhh it's not that great"
Self-absorbed cunt.
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>>37104442
Oh God no. Those ugly social retard men do not. This has never once happened to me.
Anyway you're too blinded by autistic rage. That's the real reason no one wants you. Repulsive attitude. I'm not going to waste my time here.
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>>37099612
>Ass: Above average
>Legs/Thighs: Kinda thick?
>Height: 5 ft 8
>Age: 19
>Your kinks/fetishes: I'm pretty vanilla but
>Give him a blowjob probably. I don't know.down to try anything that's legal
Hey, are you single? Wanna chat?
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>>37104475
Do you think I behave this way outside of /r9k/ you dumb roastie? I could act like prince fucking charming and you'd reject me.
This isn't my personality. This is me being bluntly honest with a person who thinks they are a fembot, when they are really just a failed stacy.

Post your pic fembot. Post your pic. Lets see how many offers you get
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>>37104475
>This has never once happened to me.
This sounds like bullshit.
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>>37092360
Fembots aren't real get the fuck off my board

oregano
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>>37104503
Lol well its not your looks. You must be lacking somewhere. I know a literal 2/10 obese downs looking man child who is engaged to my best friend. Why ive never asked but i imagine hes kind and makes her feel special. Why the fuck would I post my pic on a board that actually seems to resent women so much.

But I can't say my attitude changes so vastly on here. My life views. Your pretending to be nice obviously isn't good enough
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>>37104503
Makes me think, how many people actually act like this outside of /r9k/? I always just saw it as a place to vent so I DON'T have sperg attacks in public, but maybe that's just fucking me.

>>37104475
I have a hard time believing that.
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>>37104516
No it really hasn't. That's kind of the thing with ugly social retards? They're socially retarded. Lack the confidence or else assume there'd be no interest.
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Nobody is posting there discords. How am I supposed to talk to anyone?
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>>37104557
>Why the fuck would I post my pic on a board that actually seems to resent women so much?
So you can see how much attention you easily fucking get. And how fake /r9k/'s resentment is.

Post your pic. I'll post mine. I'm not fucking afraid of being called ugly. It doesn't even bother me.
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>>37104559
Well have you personally ever approached a woman? Have all of you?
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>>37104587
Attention from the most desperate in society is the same as real life is it? It's hardly a womans fault men are less in demand
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>>37104588
I've been rejected loads of times. I've always been the first to admit my attraction. That's just how it works when you're a guy.
Which is why females live on easy mode
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>>37096482
>shit brown
ayy lmao why are you so mean to me man just fuck my insecurities up senpai like ahhahahhaa.
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>>37104602
>Attention from the most desperate in society is the same as real life is it?
All those ugly social retards that refused to ask you out, they are on here. They can express their interest through anonymity.

Worst that could happen to you is they start to worship you and become infatuated with you. If you're as ugly as you imply you are, then prove it. I guarantee you some fucking faggot will call you cute and say he's interested.

it happens
E V E R Y F U C K I N G T I M E
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>>37104603
It's the same for anyone though. No one wants the awkward attentions of someone they aren't attracted to. But then if you get to know someone properly and you enjoy each other. That's how looks can become unimportant. That's something different. I couldn't approach a guy either without being mocked
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>>37104633
There is no gain in letting someone settle for me out of sheer desperation, go into chatting to someone with that expectation. It's crazy. Chances of you really getting on aren't that huge and then what? Would you be happy..I'm not sorry I'd rather build a relationship the normal way
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>>37104657
I'm just trying to prove to you, you aren't a robot. That's the only point of that.
If some desperate robots show attraction towards you, you can't be.

You can't be a fembot just because the men you like aren't interested. It takes more than that to be a robot.
I've had a literal retarded chick call me disgusting.
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>>37104588
Yes, rejected every single time. I stopped bothering to keep count.
I've even gotten to know a few in my classes back when I went to college before trying to ask them out because I know going in cold doesn't always work. Still nothing. I've never had a girl even bother looking at me twice.
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>>37104697
I never said I was a robot but I am older than a lot of kids here. And a 19 yearols virgin tellung me. someone who has experienced some dark times of isolation, is lying. and yes it pisses me off that robots invalidate that as mere attention seeking just because I have a Vagina some drunk guy could use as a glorified Wank aid. Anyway I'm out. Got to make the most of sunny days in scotland
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>>37104758
Man I can't post on phone. Excuse typos
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>>37104758
>someone who has experienced some dark times of isolation, is lying
You've experienced basic roastie hangups. Not true robotic isolation and extreme loneliness.

Get over yourself roast
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>>37092360
>Eye Color
One Light Brown, one Brown.
>Hair Color
Naturally black, often dyed a muted blue.
>Hairstyle
Mid-length? I do ponytails rather often and baseball caps are something I tend to rely on when I'm feeling a bit queasy about going outside.
>Facial Aesthetics
Uhm, I look elegant and melancholic nearly all the time. Some people think it makes me the cutest thing ever wew, some people think I look stupid because I always look sad and muh deep emotions.
>Race/Ethnicity
White/Caucasian
>Skintone
Ghostly? I've been Hikkikomori for some time now, I was pale, now I'm ghostly and I become a mirror ball out in the direct sunlight.
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Very small.
>Breasts
On the smaller side of average.
>Ass
I've got plenty of ass desu.
>Legs/Thighs
Muscular legs, each thigh as thick as my waist.
>Hips
Wide.
>Height
1.65m
>Country
Not your country reeee.
>Age
25
>>Voice
Uh, my voice is flexible but my general speaking voice is rather deep for a female.
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm autistic and I don't like people but I love humanity. People tend to be attracted to me because I'm good at the things I do rather than my straight up personality (which tends to be a bit aggressive, also, my jokes are layered like a mille-feuille and not everyone gets them).
>Your kinks/fetishes
I'm rather vanilla compared to most people. I'm into getting rough but that's it. I don't favor being dominant or submissive, I like a fight.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
??? What does this mean.
"my man" "spoil my man", I mean, I don't know what to tell you but "my man" does not require spoiling.

Make one another happy you know, don't be an idiot, keep each other's goals in life in mind. You know, mature people relationships, wew. It's not hard.
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>>37093581

>no other sizes of this image found

No fucking way
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>>37104799
Ha you haven't a fucking clue about my life though. Cute
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>>37103717
Yesno. Like i said before I had feelings but I wasn't honest with myself about it. Nothing compared to how I feel now though.
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>>37104868
It's basic roastie shit.
Trust me. You couldn't tell me a single thing that would convince me you belong on /r9k/ and are a true fembot.
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>>37104835
w-will you tell me your country?
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>>37104898
>>37104835
also forgot to say yes, thats the basic thing in realtion ship worrying and supporting eachother everytime even when things are going bad, never giving up..right?
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>>37104897
I just find it pathetic that the worst things you can all come up with is "Wah I'm a virgin. Girls don't like me" when I have had a genuinely difficult life. And no thank God I'm not a "robot" im not self entitled, judging people online telling strangers to kill themselves because they're a slut.. i'm simply working towards improving myself and building a life, friendships, being an asset in people's lives. Getting to a place where im happy in myself. Not automatically thinking I'm entitled to someone's affections just for existing. Nor am I deluded enough to think it will magically fix me and my life
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>>37105018
I'm not a virgin tho. That was a lie, so you could understand the perspective of other men on here.

What I've said about you is true though. And no i don't think you've had it as hard as I have, or KHV's have had.

You're comparing yourself to people who feel like they don't have a place in the world. That's what it feels like to be a KHV, like you can't live a normal existence and have the happiness other people have. It's a hell far worse than what I've experienced, and it's 100X far worse than anything you'll ever experience.

Even tho I've had 2 sexual partners and several relationships I'm sure I have it worse than you. Do you know why?
Because you're a woman, and you don't have to be confident or approach to get a bf.

I have to be charming, confident, attractive just to get a gf.
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>>37100977
if your still in this thread smol asian girl you sound cool as fuck, do you have discord or something to contact with?
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>>37105161
But that's seriously all half of them have to complain of in life? Whiny self indulgent bullshit. Not open to the possibility they simply don't deserve a partner, happy to blame other people for their failings and not do anything to improve their situation.
Faggots tbth. Half of them fucking kids
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>>37105228
Sorry EZ-mode. You don't get to call robots faggots, when your life is a cake-walk due to vaginal privilege
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>>37105228
>But that's seriously all half of them have to complain of in life? Whiny self indulgent bullshit. Not open to the possibility they simply don't deserve a partner, happy to blame other people for their failings and not do anything to improve their situation.
k lol enjoy never being bullied by parents and peers alike. Physically and mentally.
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>Eye Color
So brown its black now that i look at it
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
I try to keep it short at ear level or so. It gets too warm in the summer so the less bulk on my head the better.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I don't know. I hate using makeup but people tell my i'm cute from time to time anyway though that could be unrelated to my face, 6/10?
>Race/Ethnicity
Asian
>Skintone
Lack of sunlight pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>Breasts
I don't have any
>Ass
Also don't have one
>Legs/Thighs
Theres a pattern building here: skinny
>Hips
Small and in line with my shoulders
>Height
4'9"
>Country
America
>Age
24
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I don't know? From what i'm told i sound like a younger girl. Don't know what they meant by "younger"
>Attractive personality qualities
Outside private interactions i'm told my personality would be called a "firecracker" type and people seem to like that. I've been told i'm pretty smart as well though i'm not sure thats true people do shit I don't understand all the time.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Biting and being ridden like a horse now that i've tried it.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
No idea. People like to suggest i should dress as things a lot so cosplay?
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>>37105326
Oops.
Riding people like a horse*
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>Eye Color- blue
>Hair Color- auburn
>Hairstyle- waist length with fringe
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average") been rated 7-8, I look kinda young w chubby cheeks
>Race/Ethnicity white
>Skintone v pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat) slender I guess, bigger thighs though
>Breasts 32 B-C depending on time of month
>Ass- big
>Legs/Thighs- short/chubby compared to the rest of me
>Hips- fairly wide
>Height- 5ft 2
>Country England
>Age 19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)- not too sure, think it's fairly average
>Attractive personality qualities- does sarcasm count? I can also sew and run
>Your kinks/fetishes- being tied up is cool, spanking, nothing too heavy. Like dirty talk but not when it's really fake
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him- massage, blowjob, movie, buy dinner out, make us some cocktails
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>>37105381
>Riding people like a horse*
sexually or like playfully?
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>>37105326
pls be my pattern building gf you sound cute
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>>37105391
What do you look for in a guy? Also what's your fav music and ?

What kind of cocktails? owo
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>Eye Color: green
>Hair Color: blonde
>Hairstyle: long? wavy? i dunno i guess i dont have a hair style
>Facial Aesthetics: average i guess, i have big eyes and dark bags and my face is too round
>Race/Ethnicity: white
>Skintone: im very pale but i want to be tan
>Waist: average i guess, people say im thin but i would want to be a lot skinnier
>Breasts: small
>Ass: big
>Legs/Thighs: long i guess thats my only positive attribute
>Hips: i dunno
>Height: 5'10
>Country: US
>Age:19
>Voice: I dont like my voice i think its too deep and its not very cute or feminine
>Attractive personality qualities: i dont have any im very boring and have poor social skills
>Your kinks/fetishes: i guess i have a small ddlg fetish, i wouldnt want to wear a diaper or act like a baby but i like very rough sex and watching cartoons and getting forehead kisses after
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him: give him a foot rub when he gets home, make him a drink, lots of kisses, make him dinner, watch whatever he wants, clean the house, do his laundry, and spoon him 2 sleep
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>>37105308
I've had both of those things. I think not a week goes by where I've not been physically attacked by my autistic brother. In the past at least. Living in a small community where I was a joke to every guy, had no friends. Emotionally abused and run down by bipolar mother. Neglected by both in favour of brother. Now I don't resent them. They had a hard time and still do. Now I have the strain of worrying my dad's going to attempt suicide again or have another heart attack. my childhood was fucking horrible. Also our house burnt down last year.

Emotionally fucked up, years spent crouched in my cupboard hands clamped over ears in fear.
But man at least I could have sex if I'd wanted.
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>>37105451
It was done in play but i could get used to being in charge of people who carry me.
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>>37105463
Gosh, you're so dedicated. Kudos to you Anon, not bad.
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>>37104835
Please drop a contact I wanna talk with you.
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>>37105470
Good, we're on the same page then.
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>>37105487
you replied to the wrong person but ill steal it from that other guy anyway, do you have a discord
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>>37105455
>What do you look for in a guy?
sense of humour, maybe like a grumpy persona but smiley for me, nice hairy chest, long hair, stubble but not a beard, not into PDAs, says what he thinks, intelligent, ambitious... hot careers include journalists and archeologists

>Also what's your fav music?
Franz Ferdinand, The White Stripes, The Radio Dept, Mac Demarco (sorry), Mild High Club, Genesis, The Strokes, Fleetwood Mac

>Cocktails
I have no idea I just liked the sound of it. Vodka can be just as good
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>>37105326
Contact plz, you sound awesome
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>>37105531
Except I couldn't because of my reputation as ugly weird girl but man I'm glad I'm not bitter over that
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>>37105559
Noticed, my bad.
>pattern building
Not sure what you mean.
Don't have a discord yet though i may get one soon people keep asking.
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>>37105619
I'm not the dude you think you're replying to...
GL with life.
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>>37105631
it was a joke because you said a pattern was building with your body type but i guess it wasnt a very good joke lol

you should, id be interested in chatting with you
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>>37105598
Is it all of that mandatory or depends on the person?

>Marc de marco
s-same, what do you think about post punk? It's one of my fav genres btw. im into every musical genre tho. Do you drink? I guess its not that bad time to time..thoughts on anime?
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>>37105508
thank u, i want to be good qt housewife
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>>37105655
Things are going good but I came here in my darkest times for social contact. It's comforting if frustrating.
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>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
ginger
>Hairstyle
nearly shoulder and a fringe, its curly
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
eh, i dont like my face shape
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
pale n freckly
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby
>Breasts
too big
>Ass
alright, could be better
>Legs/Thighs
my legs are short but i have thicc thighs
>Hips
wide
>Height
5'3
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
it's kinda deep
>Attractive personality qualities
i think i'm kind and sometimes funny, i like to help people out
>Your kinks/fetishes
dom dom dom
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
depends on what they like
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>>37103857
Post scottish voice
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>>37105683
I want to be a good husband in turn :c
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>>37105679
Nah depends on the person. I honestly don't believe you can choose who you fall for, gay as that sounds. You can only have ideals.
Glad I'm not the only one who likes him haha, been a fan for years even though everyone who likes him is so cringe.
Is post punk like Joy Division, The Smiths, The Cure etc? If so yeah love it.

Yeah I drink but never clubbing. I prefer pubs and drinking at home, don't have the energy for that shit.

The only anime I've ever watched is Death Note which was pretty cool. Not big into it though.
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>>37105200
if youre still in this thread id be happy to drop it
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>>37105857
yes please! I'd be happy to chat with you.
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>>37105811
Yeah totally, like idk, what it happens, its happens haha, no lel don't worry its not guy, its logical I think. In fact its like the "soulmate" meme, the only person who can be your soul mate is yourself, the other person(the one you love)would have to be like similar to you and accept you as you really are, thats it lel.

And yeah kinda, though if you love it you have to listen to more cool bands, I know a lot lol, im into it deeply haha..drinking at home.. iktf man, did u get drunk sometime at home?

I havent watched Death Note yet rip, a lot of people say is pretty good I guess I'll watch it soon, btw i have to go, would you mind if I leave my email to talk to you later? If u want to ofc
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