Fembots describe yourself

If you are below average and socially retarted and live in America then please message Haix#2681

At least ask them what kind of men (or women) they like, you fucking beta. Who the fuck cares about voice?

>>37106907
Wow you just went straight for it.
In that case

Any desperate socially retarded fembots in europe want a desperate gamer robot bf please message at wickys#4478

>>37106907
>>37107012
Robots do not give out contact info willy-nilly. Leave this board, you failed normie fembot poachers.

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>>37106818
>>Eye Color
brown
>>Hair Color
brown
>>Hairstyle
curly, mid length, always tied back
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
4/10, masculine
>>Race/Ethnicity
white
>>Skintone
pale
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
very meh, but normal weight
>>Breasts
unimpressive asymmetrical c-cups
>>Ass
unimpressive with cellulite
>>Legs/Thighs
covered in scars, hair, cellulite, muscular
>>Hips
too far up on body, causes permanent muffin top
>>Height
178
>>Country
yurop country
>>Age
18
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
raspy and deep, sound like lp on her low vocal ranges
>>Attractive personality qualities
artistic, positive, musician, le gamer girl, confident
>>Your kinks/fetishes
pegging, light femdom
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
buy him gifts and let him rest on my lap and vent like in the animes

>>37107075
What if I'm a robot who has stopped giving a fuck. I have simply stopped the process of caring.

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Hello smol girl who likes to rap, i wanted to chat with you but thread archived beforehand

if you see this post add me on discord so we can chat! Shambles#2668

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FUCK YOU NOT THIS THREAD AGAIN, KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMB SHIT

I really thought more """"fembots"""" would be fat.

Guess the fatties don't post in these threads.

Fembots in this thread won't be real females.

Robots asking for contact are not real robots.

>>37106818
nice LARP thread, faggot, fembots aren't real
go to >>>/tg/ if you want to play pretend

Fembots aren't real
Femanons are real
Stop with this bullshit lie

>>37106818
there are no biological women on this board

hahah

Where are all the Canadian girls?

!!!!

>>37107183
I have a very real roastie

>>37107077
>yurop
>pegging, light femdom
let's do it

>>37107226
you have a dick fucker

>>37107262
nah fuck off go find yourself a nice straight lady

>>37107226
How bad we talking here?

>>37107379
well there definitely is some meat hanging out
I haven't had anyone that could judge it for me yet

>>37107183
But i have periods and everything.

>>37106818
>eye color
Green
>hair color
Blond
>hairstyle
Fade
>Facial aesthetics
6/10
>race
White
>skintone
Extremely fair
>waist
Slender
>breasts
Not a fucking femanon
>ass
Normal
>legs and thighs
Meaty but thin
>hips
Normal
>height
6'
>country
Canada
>age
20
>voice
Deep
>attractive quirks
Idfk
>kinks
Bondage, Loli, incest, BDSM, S&M, anal
>what you'd for your man
Not a faggot

I know this is a femanon thread but I'm answering anyway.

>>37107012
Are you the robot from yesterday looking for a clingy gamer gf in Europe?

>>37107444
mmm no

im pretty sure you dont, bro

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>>37107399
I want to pleasure your roastie

>>37107466
Yeah I'm here 24/7 until I find one basically.

>>37107452
>not a femanon

then dont take the survey you fucking autist fuck off

>>37107493
Kek good luck then, I hope you find someone

>>37107499
No fuck you I'll take the survey if I want to you dumb roastie whore

>>37107486
luckily it's not like that
when I tug on it it's 3cm long, also it's a bit asymmetrical

>>37107560
That's fucking gross.

Hope you find someone who'll appreciate it though.

Last thread hit bump limit.

Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.

>Grey Blue
>Light brown, dark blonde when I get some sunlight
>Very long wavy hair, often in a bun or ponytail because I'm too scared to go to the hairdresser
>Round shape, lower average looks
>White, mostly French (some Polish greatgrandma or something)
>Sickly pale
>Chubby
>A cup
>Too big
>Same
>Idem
>152cm
>France
>19
>Kinda high pitched. I don't like it.
>Couldn't tell you. As far as positive stuff goes, I've been faking it till I make it for as long as I remember.
>I don't really have any. I don't masturbate much, and when I do it's the vanillest doujins, often BL. As far as the attributes of guys I like, I've had crushes on all kinds of guys/characters. Of all body types, personalities. Personality is what really does it.
>Cook for him, I'm pretty good at that.

>>37107615
Do you want a robot bf? What are your interests?

>>37106818

>Green emerald
>Black
>Long straight hair
>7/10
>White/European
>Pale white
>Slender
>AB cup
>We all have one
>Waxed, soft
>Heheh
>176
>24
>Average? Thick accent
>Kind, affectionate, but bitter as well
>Helpless/innocent men
>Bake a cake based on an old recipe I have

>>37107077
Where can I meet women like you?

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>>37106818
Do not trust information collectors.

>>37107639
>>Helpless/innocent men
me

>>37107660

I find innocent guys more interesting because they are not like dogs on heat.

>>37107615
Wow I'm a femanon from France too, what town are you from? It's the first time I see anyone from there too

But i already did on some other previous thread.

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>>37106818
>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Dark brown
>Hairstyle
Pic related except frizzy, messy and the bangs on the other side
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I don't have that many zits I guess...
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Pale because I don't leave the house
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Fat
>Breasts
Pretty small despite how fat I am
>Ass
Fat and cottage cheesy
>Legs/Thighs
Same as above
>Hips
Wide I guess
>Height
5'7
>Country
United States of America
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Extremely autistic and I can't pronounce words correctly
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm submissive and can be kind of smug I guess...
>Your kinks/fetishes
I like hentai, lolis, futanari, traps, watching girls pee, and incest. I'm pretty vanilla sexually I think.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I dunno, I'm poor so I guess make him a nice dinner, rub his feet/back, and wash his back in the bathtub

>>37107658
What would they do with it?

>>37107717
when you say "interesting" do you mean that they are attractive to you because they will put up with your shit because your attention means the world to them because youre a female

if you tried that shit with me id stuff my dick up your ass in just under 5 seconds and youd love every nanosecond

fuck you slut

>>37107615
Just say you're fat

>>37106818
>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Brunette
>Hairstyle
Long, unkempt (I don't leave the house)
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
3/10 honestly. Large witch-like nose, puffy cheeks, oily face
>Race/Ethnicity
White/european
>Skintone
Fair skinned (doesn't really see sunlight)
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby
>Breasts
34F
>Ass
Kinda flat, but wide
>Legs/Thighs
Fat
>Hips
I've been told I have child bearing hips (by my mother)
>Height
5'9
>Country
Canada
>Age
24
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Whiney, kinda mousey/nasally
>Attractive personality qualities
I uhh, don't bully people and try to avoid conflict?
>Your kinks/fetishes
Missionary? I don't honestly have any/am not very creative, but I'm open to trying some out
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I would call him handsome everyday, make sure he always felt loved and like he was a kind, I'd cook for him whenever he wanted, I'd have sex with him whenever he wanted (once we're married of course), I would submit to him entirely.

>>37108035
i would love the exact opposite of you because of the attitude you present in your post your pseudo-alpha nigger.

>>37107923
It died. Copypasta it.

>>37108127
Wash your face 3 times a day, shower every day. You'll find a nice guy to marry someday.

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>>37106818

>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Straight, long
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Don't know, in my opinion maybe about a 7?
>Race/Ethnicity
Asian
>Skintone
Pale, white
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>Breasts
Eh.... just about enough to not be called full flat I guess .__.
>Ass
Your usual Asian flat ass
>Legs/Thighs
Skinny
>Hips
Skinny
>Height
170cm
>Country
Currently Europe
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Pretty girly, can do lots of different cute voices to attract guys and get items from them in MMOs/
>Attractive personality qualities
Play games, pretty good at anything artistic..especially if it's not digital, caring
>Your kinks/fetishes
I'm pretty vanilla... no fetishes.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Make him handmade stuff like plushies, maybe even a quilt... or make him a really nice authentic Korean dinner... and cuddles? :<

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ok


>>Eye Color
BROWN

>>Hair Color
BROWN

>>Hairstyle
What, dunno, long with bangs

>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Probably a 6 or 7 if im feeling pretty

>>Race/Ethnicity
White?

>>Skintone
Isnt that the same fucking thing

>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny

>>Breasts
I have two.

>>Ass
I THINK ITS THERE BUT IM NOT SURE

>>Legs/Thighs
Two.

>>Hips
Slender.

>>Height
1.70m

>>Country
No i prefer metal

>>Age
23, i know, im so old

>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
They told me i have a nice voice but i think it sounds ugly so dunno

>>Attractive personality qualities
Im optimist. I dont judge others. Im peaceful. Im a good listener. Im brave!

>>Your kinks/fetishes
Impregnation. Forced. Armpit licking. Balls. Public.

>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
What the
eeeeh
hmmm
breakfast in bed?
hug?
im so lost, i never had a boyfriend and i dont think i want one

>>37108243
You're a funny girl and I hope you find someone that keeps you happy

>>37108198
Hopefully. My mom wants to arrange a marriage for me through our church, which I'm not entirely opposed to. Arranged marriages tend to last longer than normie marriages anyway.

>>37108203
Will you be my waifu? Cause you sound really cute.

>>37108203
Physically me except I have a nice firm ass and I'm 160cm. Don't know how to rate myself but I got asked out quite often and hit on in my life so probably 7+ I guess. I live in Europe too

>>37108203
please be my gf so we can trick beta's into giving us items in mmo's

altthough ive only been playing wow private servers lately, but if you play ff14 id buy the game since ive been interested in it for a while and heard theres a new expansion soon

>>37107615
Would France suck as a foreigner studying there? I want to take advantage of an exchange program my university has with ENSEA, but I don't want to waste my time if it means I'm just gonna end up doing nothing outside of classes because the only other language i speak is German.

>>37108203
goddamn you sound like a qt
+ there isn't much i wouldn't trade for an authentic bulgogi recipe.
tfw don't live in yurop

Fembots, stop giving in to these threads. They only seek to mock you and abuse you. We must band together and destroy the robot.

>>37108243
You like metal, you seem like a nice person, and you have a sense of humor. How have you never had a boyfriend? would date/10

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>>37108302
Waifu...? that's a bit sudden. :<

>>37108404
I play FFXIV, they've already blocked people from creating characters on the RP server that everybody goes to called Balmung... so there's no point in trying to get people's items until Balmung is open because I already have everything I want on the actual server I play... ;-;

>>37108485
Awh... now I want some bulgogi but I had food poisoning a few days ago so I just have to stick to eating bland food with rice...

>>37108562
Bummer, do you play anything else like overwatch or league?

>>37108540
Never wanted one/too autistic
I did date more than a few times but it ended in nothing

>>37108509
oh gee the robots will psychologically destroy me with "get out roastie" x 10000 :((((

>>37107628
I'm not looking for anyone right now, sorry. I don't think I'd be capable of handling a relationship.

>>37107905
I'm from Paris, in the 16eme arrondissement. Guess that makes two French fembots.

>>37108082
Well, I'm not obese or anything, but sure. No need to be mean, anon.

>>37108419
Classes are only in French here, at least at the uni I used to go to. If you're into cultural stuff it's pretty much the best experience you'll get. And though Paris is very expensive you might want to look into other campus cities.

>>37108666
>first europe fembot in weeks
>doesn't want a ldr
Wew. I need to get out of this continent asap

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>>37108588
I played Overwatch like once... and I was really bad so I didn't bother looking into it... I also sucked in league...
I guess I'm mostly good at MMOs and single player games, so boring...

>>37108786
Do you want a private WoW bf? Or some other MMOs or vidya bf?

>>37106818
Are you fucking serious OP. Would you give this up already?
Just goes to show that you can't take the /soc/ out of /r9k/. I mean you're continuing on from last threads too.

>oh gee the robots will psychologically destroy me with "get out roastie" x 10000 :((((
>
altthough ive only been playing wow private servers lately, but if you play ff14 id buy the game since ive been interested in it for a while and heard theres a new expansion soon
FUCK OFFF

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>>37108562
food poisoning sucks i feel your pain, feel better my dude
>>37108666
The program my uni offers is pretty unique because due to federal grants it's actually cheaper to study in france than it is here, including living expenses. Plus all the classes there are in english, which is the only reason i ever considered the program in the first place.
basically i can take technical classes outside of my university, save a little money, and maybe try to un-robot a bit by leaving my comfort zone.

>Eye Color
blue

>Hair Color
ash blonde

>Hairstyle
straight and long

>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
in my opinion i'm average

>Race/Ethnicity
white slav

>Skintone
pale

>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
skinny little twig

>Breasts
c-cup

>Ass
average white ass

>Legs/Thighs
thin and long

>Hips
slim

>Height
168 cm

>Country
eastern europe

>Age
18

>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
like a hamster

>Attractive personality qualities
freaky and sweet

>Your kinks/fetishes
punishment, pee and knives

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
very personal question
pathetic thread m8

>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
thick straight bangs medium length hair
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Cuter than average but approachable
>Race/Ethnicity
White/Hispanic (not a mexican)
>Skintone
pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender
>Breasts
small but not flat
>Ass
chubby
>Legs/Thighs
THICC
>Hips
not too wide
>Height
5'6''
>Country
Burgerland
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
like a young boy
>Attractive personality qualities
Caring/motherly
>Your kinks/fetishes
vanilla desu
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Cook him dinner, (his favorite food) make sure the house was spotless

>>37108786
I suck at overwatch too, well fps games in general really. League was too toxic for me and i ended up quitting. I usually ask if people play those games since they are the most popular but im not really fond of them much either

sucks i always say i want a gf to play games with but most of the games i like are singleplayer rpgs like nier or fallout kek

i wouldn't say you are boring, well atleast compared to me kek, reeeeee frustrating that i cant play with a qt like you

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>>37108809
I don't even know what type of responsibilities that comes with, I'm really bad at these things...

>>37108901
Thank you. I'm taking medicine now so I should be fine soon.

>>37108968
>I don't even know what type of responsibilities that comes with, I'm really bad at these things...
Me neither I've never had a gf. But it'd be nice to be with a girl I love and loves me back to play vidya and be autistic with.

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>>37108949
Ugh... league is too toxic and just depressing in general.
I just hang on to my 3DS and once there's something good to play on PC I get on that...

>>37109006
Love... heh... it would be nice to have someone like that other than my dog.
It's scary though.

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>>37106818
>Eye Color
Green
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Bobcut
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
ok
>Race/Ethnicity
Asian/Latina
>Skintone
White
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
ok
>Breasts
C Cup
>Ass
Hometown(fit and bubbly)
>Legs/Thighs
Slender fit?
>Hips
Don't lie
>Height
5'8"
>Country
US
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
ok
>Attractive personality qualities
Optimistic
Wants to die
Forward
>Your kinks/fetishes
Vanilla as they come.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Surprise him with his favorite things, cook, whisper sweet stuff.

>>37109081
How is it scary? Most of the stories I read here are wondeful about people meeting eachother. I'd want that too.

>>37108945
>Tfw no motherly gf to love in affection in turn

Last thread hit bump limit.

Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.

>Eye Color
Green/Hazel
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hairstyle
Straight, a little past my collar bones
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Idk
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Very pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Small
>Breasts
Large
>Ass
Fits my legs
>Legs/Thighs
Long, not exactly thick or skinny
>Hips
Wide
>Height
5'10
>Country
USA
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Not too deep or high pitched, someone once said it is calming though
>Attractive personality qualities
I enjoy spending time with people I like, but I'm also fine being alone. Nice if you need personal space.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Typical D/s stuff
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
It would depend on the guy
cont of >>37092360

>>37106818
Where can I see the old thread? Asking for a friend.

>>37106818
Any femanons in nyc want to be taken out by an average looking, employed robot that is not fat

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>>37109006
>>37108968
mfw reading you two

>>37109128
The only redeeming thing you have to say about yourself is that you're not fat?

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>>37109098
Last time I loved someone it turned out pretty awful... so that's why I think it's scary.

>>37109153
Save yourself the headache and don't read then? :^)

>>37109093
>asian/latina
>green eyes
i didn't even know this was possible
is this real life

>>37109113
Are you a Dom or sub

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>>37109189
or just stop being pathetic lol

>>37109189
>Last time I loved someone it turned out pretty awful... so that's why I think it's scary.

Was it someone from r9k? I remember a french fembot being in an ldr from someone from the US.
What happened anon and maybe it can be prevented next time.

>>37109189
Love seems scary to me because relationships seem really fragile.

One small mistake and I feel like the girl won't love me anymore or somewhere deep down I'll feel like the intense feelings i have for her won't match the feelings or lack of feelings she has for me.

also do you have discord? you sound cool and id like to chat with you

>>37109215
definitely a sub

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>>37109231
okm8 :^)

>>37109239
Nope, I've never been involved with anyone from 4chan, let alone r9k.

>>37109245
I guess it also depends on your partner. Mistakes can be forgiven.
I do have discord, but I'd probably have to make a new one because I know that people from my university go on r9k and I don't want them to find me here.

>>37109247
Just asking out of curiosity. I'm not really sure about that sort of relationship, haven't done it before.

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>>37108945
your thicc thighs, would you say that they... save lives?

>>37109128
where would you like to go? also what part of nyc are you from?

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>No fembots have a fetish for fat Canadian men

>>37109397
I mean I'm not into anything extreme, it's just I like traditional dominant men and what would come with that sexually

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>>37109201
Or just fantasy?

Its not

>>37109364
Well I guess what I mean is mistakes that change the perception of how she see's me as a person. For example, if I become clingy then she'll think im obsessed or if I say something rude she'll think im an ass or if I have a boring conversation she will lose interest. Things like that. Okay well if you do make a new one I'd be happy to chat with you if you are interested, and maybe if your interested we can find games to play even tho that isn't very likely heh

>>37109509
Ah, I see. I suppose that's something that's in line with my own interests as well too. Finding a submissive woman to cherish for all my life.>>37109509

>>37109189
Tell me some more anonnette. What happened exactly. You could all help us out with the wisdom you gained from that encounter.

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>>37109541
I don't know, in my opinion if you can't be the way you are around a person then maybe they're not worth being in a relationship with... but then I remember nobody will probably accept me as I am so...
And also... should I just put my discord tag here or what? I'm scared of creepy anons adding me and sending me weird pictures.

>>37109559
It's a long story so I'll save you the headache and make it short.
Were together for a very long time, he got depressed due to some family stuff, I tried my best to help but he said I couldn't do much... he thought he was a burden to me no matter how many times I said he wasn't... in the end he broke up with me because he thinks he's doing me a favour by doing so.

>>37109516
don't do this to me man, let me have my fantasy

FEMBOT FROM LAST THREAD, THIS

>>37105391

If you're here, let me know!

>>37109807
>nobody will probably accept me as I am so
Why is that then. You seem pretty decent.
Sucks about your ex. You should probably find someone irl. Robots are not compatible with normies.

>>37109906
He was someone I was with irl, that's what makes it worse.

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>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Darker brown
>Hairstyle
Short and similar to pic related, but wavier and thicker
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Pale yellow skin, sort of sickly. Dark bags under eyes. Sunken cheeks. Basically look like a zombie. Highest rating I've ever been given was 6/10.
>Race/Ethnicity
Disgusting Arab, but not proud of it =(. Although have been mistaken for white a lot.
>Skintone
Pale yellow-ish.
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Right now I'm skinny-slender, but I'm losing weight so I'll be skinny again.
>Breasts
Not sure what size because I've only ever worn sports bras. Would guess A-B cup.
>Ass
Small but looks proportional because my waist and tummy is small.
>Legs/Thighs
Never knew the appeal of a "thigh gap" but I have one. Short legs compared to my long torso.
>Hips
Pretty small, kind of boyish.
>Height
1.64m
>Country
England
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
British so kind of deep.
>Attractive personality qualities
I've been told I'm a great listener and seem like I actually care about other people's problems. I don't think I'm funny but everyone laughs at my jokes, so there's that. Into animu, games, movies and tv shows. I'm optimistic, as well as logical.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Being dominated. :|
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Cuddle him and buy him sweeties.

>>37109956
Yeah and a first time inexperienced autistic robot trying to say cute stuff online will be such a downgrade you'll be turned off. You are a normie after all. I wish I could help you.

>>37106818
First off I'm really ugly. Also I have no redeeming qualities.
>Eye Color
Shit brown
>Hair Color
shir brown was born that way
>Hairstyle
really frizzy like a black girl but im not black im pale af
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
even though im not even that fat i have a bbw face like really thick cheeks that are fat like a little kids cherub face. people say i look asian- im not.
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
as pale as there is
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby literally all retained in my belly, no tits or ass but im still chubby
>Breasts
none/flat
>Ass
same as above
>Legs/Thighs
thighs that flair out immediately so there's no thigh gap.
>Hips
idk
>Height
5'4
>Country
usa
>Age
almost 30
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
deepish but also like a really nervous nerdy little boy
>Attractive personality qualities
none LOL are you kidding or something??????
>Your kinks/fetishes
got a really bad fetish for nervous shy virgins and really light femdom of them.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
fuck him constantly.

>>37110004
OH I forgot to mention i have scars all over, mostly on my left arm but everywhere even feet and face, I dont cut anymore but theres that. I actually went to a gay bar picked a girl up too her home and i took off my clothes and she wanted to leave because of the scars. Im not gay just really desperate i guess?

>>37109991
> games, movies and tv shows.
Hey which ones
Pls be into the same stuff as me
Also are you looking for a bf?

>>37110004
>First off I'm really ugly. Also I have no redeeming qualities.
But you're honest, and honesty is a virtue.

>>37110028
I'm looking for friends and maybe gf.

>>37110027
shit you couldve been my desperate gf if i lived in the us. life is suffering

>>37109807
You're right, if you can't be the way you are around someone you like you shouldn't be in a relationship with them. But again just like you I feel like no one would accept me for who I am, both people on this board and normies outside of it. So try to hide those parts of myself that people would probably not like.

I guess that would be a problem if people sent you bad stuff, Shambles#2668 this is mine although now i might get replies from people pretending to be you kek

>>37110027
Can I see a pic of your self harm scars?

It's kind of my fetish...

>>37110054
>lesbian gamer grill in the uk
It's not fair God. Some day you will have to grant me a gf.

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>>37110070
well this isnt me but this is pretty much what my arm looks like as in level of intensity and then much lighter ones all over some even on my feet and face.

>>37110004
Where do women with your disposition hang out and where can I go to be shy around them?

Asking for a friend.

>>37110028
Oh shit forgot to answer:
Movies: Whiplash is my favourite, and I'm a sucker for capeshit (DC only). Haven't been watching new movies lately, they seem a bit repetitive but Nocturnal Animals was great. Refn is a genius.
Games: Don't play as much anymore because my laptop is filled with shit and laggy, but I'm getting a new computer soon so I'll get back into it. Favourites are Fallout (all of them) and Portal. Also into older, typing-based games.
TV shows: Lost is my all-time favourite. Legion is really good.

Just anything fantasy/sci-fy.

>>37109991
i dunno why you're ashamed of your ethnicity. it's nothing you can change so you might as well own it. plus you rock a zarya haircut so you've got that going for you as well

>>37110159
You know Dwarf Fortress?

Turn prison straight btw please.

>>37110158
Im a shut in, so probably alone at home on their computers all day.

>>37110165
I honestly hate Arabs and anything Muslim-related. They disgust me, and I wish I was born white.

>>37109991
Do you watch anime? Will you listen to my problems while cuddling?

In return Ill make you happy everyday and ofc will listen to your problems!!

>>37110004
>fuck him constantly.
people really don't get it
i need a gf who ALWAYS wants sex
i don't mean "lul once or twice a day every day" i mean FUCKING ALWAYS

>>37110190
I played that for the first time almost half a year ago, thank you for reminding me. I had to stop playing because I had too many tabs open and it was getting irritating.

>>37110192
>Tfw no desperate shut-in gf

>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Short. Sort of a pixie cut but it goes to my shoulders. When a part gets too long I just get my mom to chop it off.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I posted before on /soc/ to get an idea since I'm bad at telling myself and I averaged around 6-7. My face is a bit soft/chubby in some places.
>Race/Ethnicity
Generic American white mutt.
>Skintone
Pale.
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby but not that bad in comparison to my lower body.
>Breasts
36DD
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
I've always put on most of my weight here. I started developing when I was twelve and it's been like this ever since. I lost a lot of weight when I was fifteen (gained it back) but this part of me stayed relatively fat. I hate it, I hate seeing people post stupid shit like the thicc meme. It's hard as hell to find the right pants that fit and my thighs rub together.
>Height
5'0, 148 lbs
>Country
USA, FL
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Typical girl voice. A little more high pitched than normal?
>Attractive personality qualities
Almost none personality wise. I like to draw though.
>Your kinks/fetishes
I'm bisexual. I like guys tall and slender and girls tall.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I have no idea, if he likes going out to Disney that would be great.

>>37110198
God, I respect that attitude so much.

>>37110208
Amen friend.
>tfw no 24/7 blowjob girlfriend
Constant dick to mouth contact will be required.

>>37110004
>>37110129
Are you the one who complained in my "Who here only cares about face" thread?

>>37108243
*cough*
i wanna lick yr armpits

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>>37110203
I lub animu and cuddles, so yes anon. But only non-lewd stuff.

>>37110222
Link to your poston soc?

>>37110222
Oh my. A girl from my state, I'm so happy. I wanna get to know you.

>>37110244
No, I missed that thread, what happened in it?

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>>37106818
>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
pic related
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
8/10
>Race/Ethnicity
Caucasian + Hispanic
>Skintone
White
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
42DD
>Ass
Small but perky
>Legs/Thighs
uh, i dunno? they're nicely proportional to my body. I like 'em.
>Hips
not too big
>Height
5'4
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
a bit deep
>Attractive personality qualities
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>Your kinks/fetishes
S&M
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Suck his dick any time he wants

how do i get a harem of femanons?

>>37110255
What's your contact, chica? Discord?

>>37110280
>Suck his dick any time he wants
Right now if you would. Location?

>>37110281
Femanons aren't the type to share.

>>37110280
Do you speak spanish tho? Wher are you from?

>>37110303
>Femanons aren't the type to share.
kek youd be surprised

>>37110300
Posts like this are so fucking stupid. She means a guy she is into hypothetically. She's not saying she will randomly suck any guys cock. Are men retarded? I'm asking honestly.

Opal do you know Milk chan? I need to talk to her but don't remember her kik

>>37110292
Okey dokey. But, I only want platonic male friends to take care of. Gfs would be appreciated.

>>37110192
Me too sometimes.
We have a lot in common.

Grey-green eyes, jagged jet black hair that is to shoulders with bangs. Above average features, eastern European. Pale. Thin waist/hourglass figure. Large breasts. Decent ass but breasts overshadow. Thick thighs, 5'7. Live in America. 21. Voice varies from deep tomboy to high pitched loli.
I don't know my own personality well enough but I can make a few guesses of what might be attractive. I'm assertive and intelligent, cultured, but like to feel submissive and feminine. I'm funny and a good conversationalist, always interesting. Traditional and respect and love my family. Like to take care of myself and present myself well. Talented creatively. Have seen/read/heard a great deal of books, film, and music and give good recommendations. Very thoughtful.
Kinks/fetishes are sex while drugged/drunk. Rape. Humiliation, degradation, bimbofication. 2D bestiality, futa, inflated bellies full of cum, machine torture, mind break, and I can't think of any more.
If I wanted to spoil my man I would cook him my best dinner, dress very nice, buy new lingerie to be used, buy something interesting for him that he mentioned wanting two years ago that I still remembered, suggest the very best suggestion I could give in terms of activities. Try and get very drunk to bring out the nastiest version of myself and try to be the best slut I can be for him. Be the best hole for him. Massage him afterward for hours. Make him a large breakfast in the morning. Be as sweet as syrup toward him. Let go of myself in my love for him. Panic every day questioning his affection toward me so I try and improve myself every day to be perfect for him. Look like a trophy for him. Support his ambitions. Be his mommy/girlfriend/slut/best friend.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10AytvQh6Cp

>>37110333
Yes they are, but they cant help it, it's biology.

>>37110280
>42DD
>8/10
hHhhhahahahah Pick one fatty oink oink

>>37110333
Hey maybe there was a chance she is incredibly desperate for a bf and lives nearby. Gotta try.

>>37110351
Roxanna? a-are you? owo

Also can I post my email for you?

>>37107639
>helpless/innocent men

I don't know if you are typing this just to get replies, but if you are serious you can add me on skype. My Skype name is "Alexander98".

I'm a 19 year old lonely dreamer from Zurich/Switzerland.

>>37110401
Not Roxanna, sorry. But sure.

>>37108203
Hey thats pretty adorable. You have contact info you wouldnt mind posting?

>>37110380
Could you not be in the US please and move in with me now. NOW.

>>37110380
wanna be my mommy/girlfriend/slut/princess and read joyce/watch kinugasa/listen to gsy!be?

>>37110416
Oh, sorry..

Well [email protected]

Email me your discord!

>>37110198
well yeah muslims suck but seeing as how you obviously don't think goat fucking is the way to live your life, you shouldn't let your heritage ruin your life. Plus at least you have something you can look back at, I'm a generic American mutt so i have no connection to a home country and american culture is non-existent.

>>37110380
That formatting. I like everything else tho, contact?

>>37110392
if I was going to lie to get attention, I wouldn't do it here.

>>37110268
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37058085/#37058085

>I wish guys werent lying when they said that cos I have a body like that girl, huge belly really small tits and rest. i hate myself so much i have cutting scars head to toe.

>>37110486
I suppose that's true, I just hate admitting I'm an Arab. It feels like I'm instantly inferior.

>>37110482
>>37110416


Oops [email protected]

Fucking throaway, email me to this pls

>>37110222
Thicc isn't a meme, it's a lifestyle. Embrace it.

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>>37106818
I'm an unparalleled ascended beauty.
No need to tell you the details.

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>>37110222
>I've always put on most of my weight here. I started developing when I was twelve and it's been like this ever since. I lost a lot of weight when I was fifteen (gained it back) but this part of me stayed relatively fat. I hate it, I hate seeing people post stupid shit like the thicc meme. It's hard as hell to find the right pants that fit and my thighs rub together.

>>37110486
>american culture is non-existent.
Holy shit, what is wrong with you my dude?

The whole fucking world copies American culture, day in and day out, from films to music to clothing, even food. I'm not even American but people like you are fucking disgusting.

>>37110500
yeah you havent lied sweetie : ) but you are fat ok

>>37110504
OH yea that is me.

>>37107639
I'm very helpless and in europe. Pls be my gf

>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
red
>Hairstyle
its nearly shoulder length, curly with bangs
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
freckly, strong features.
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
pasty and freckly
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby
>Breasts
DD-E
>Ass
eh, its ok
>Legs/Thighs
my legs are short, i like my thighs
>Hips
wide enough
>Height
5'3
>Country
not gonna say
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
i think its kinda deep desu
>Attractive personality qualities
i try to be nice to people a lot and i think im funny
>Your kinks/fetishes
sub/dom
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
nice messages, do stuff we both find fun

>>37110609
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37058085/#37058085
Holy shit how did you know that lol.

What's the point of this thread, getting orbiters?

>>37110622
tell me your country! >.< I'll be nice to you, I promise..

and what kind of stuff would be fun for you?O.o

>>37110622
B
MY
GF
CHUBBY
REDHEAD

>>37110653
But I still have like a way uglier face than the girl you posted so it doesn't matter. Still don't meet your standards even if I had no chub and no scars.

>>37110380
>If I wanted to spoil my man I would cook him my best dinner, dress very nice, buy new lingerie to be used, buy something interesting for him that he mentioned wanting two years ago that I still remembered, suggest the very best suggestion I could give in terms of activities. Try and get very drunk to bring out the nastiest version of myself and try to be the best slut I can be for him. Be the best hole for him. Massage him afterward for hours. Make him a large breakfast in the morning. Be as sweet as syrup toward him. Let go of myself in my love for him. Panic every day questioning his affection toward me so I try and improve myself every day to be perfect for him. Look like a trophy for him. Support his ambitions. Be his mommy/girlfriend/slut/best friend.

Well that's it. I will no longer accept any girl who does not do at least this to impress her man.
THIS is how you be a solid wife material gf. Eastern European girls what a fucking blessing they are. The rest seems so lazy in comparison now.

>>37110622
>nice messages, do stuff we both find fun

Lazy.

>>37110622
I like strong, strong is nice
Here's your you

>>37110537
I mean it's not like you're Jewish, that'd be tragic.
>>37110579
McDonalds, Fast and the Furious, and baseball caps. yeah dude it's fuckin lit
On the real though, the US is too big and too diverse to have an actual culture, and the only parts of it that filter out into the world are usually the worst of it.

>>37110667
I'm fantasizing about meeting gentle femdom gf and it's great.

Never gonna happen irl because I'm old, tall and scary looking but I can dream.

I am disappointed to see there are no girls into lactation here. What a loss

>>37110681
>best friend
Idk I don't think it's much like a best friend to constantly suck your friends ass. Don't people respect equals? Your not an equal if youd debase yourself for their pleasure. That's just my personal opinion that sub girls suck.

>>37110745
There were a few in this thread's previous iterations.

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>>37110709
Understandable.

Originalido

>>37109113
You are tall. I am tall (6'3").
Let's have tall children.

>>37110756
Im not saying that poster sucked she sounded nice, but guys who encourage girls to live for nothing else but them are not at all worth it. Keep your standards really high ladies. Only do all of that for a guy whos worth it.

>>37110777
I wasn't around during then, and I highly doubtful these responses are for anything except attention.

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speaking as a womyn, i'm someone who could get involved in this ITT thread and completely steal all the male attention cos i'm not like all the other girls

lol jus sayan xD

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>>37106818

>Eye Color
brown
>Hair Color
light brown
>Hairstyle
Shoulder length sideswept
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I'd say average I guess
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Very fair pale
>Waist
Average
>Breasts
34D
>Legs/Thighs
Pretty thick thighs now. legs don't feel like anything special
>Hips
Meh. Starting to get a slight muffin top with really tight clothes
>Height
5'6
>Country
US
>Age
25
>Voice
Soft spoken but a little deeper than I wish it was
>Attractive personality qualities
Pretty easy to get along with, hard working and have always held a full time job. Subjective but don't like to leave the house much and spend most of my time playing vidya and watching anime.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Toys/plugs, butt stuff, mild bdsm, petplay, orgasm denial, some cuckquean
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil them
Get them a gift/meal/sexual favor that is special for them which would depend on the person. I like getting to know what someone likes.

>Bonus: Unattractive qualities:
Messy, don't like to clean, have no friends, collect a lot of weeb merch, don't care about furniture or decorating so my living space will probably always look like that of a teenager's

pic related

>>37110835
I like your living space a lot personally. Cool.

>>37110835
>chobits
Top tier desu

>>37110835
would you date a guy older than you? also same, work - house - pc

daily routine, at least work makes you feel less useless right?

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>>37110835
>mfw your "unattractive" qualities are all attractive or at worst irrelevant

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>>37106818
>Eye Color
Hazel.

>Hair Color
Dirty blond.

>Hairstyle
Side ponytail.

>Aesthetics
Average.

>Race
White.

>Skintone
Pale as a sheet.

>Waist
Thin

>Breasts
30F.

>Legs/Thighs
Somewhat plump thighs.

>Hips
Decently wide.

>Height
4'10"

>Country
Georgia.

>Age
23.

>Voice
Sound like I'm 12.

>Attractive personality qualities
Er, I'm quiet. I don't nag. I'm low maintenance.

>Your kinks/fetishes
Light masochism but enjoy the idea of teasing a guy too.

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
More sex?

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>>37110835
>>37110876
Thanks. I'm not proud of how I live though and would like to work on getting my space more clean. I'd be embarrassed to have people over.

>>37110901
One of the first animes I was really into. I keep the merch up for nostalgia

>>37110909
I usually prefer someone my age or older for the "more mature" meme

so how do i get talking to any UK/Yurop based roasties? seems like this thread is just to flaunt your vagina and get (You)s

>>37110791
This is a good idea. Lets have tall children

>>37111042
first person in the thread to grab my attention

info, son

>>37111042
You sound attractive
Does your back hurt?

>>37108666
I'm in Paris too, wew now I'm really surprised

>>37111042
Those are odd proportions, but I just wanna hear what you sound like.

>>37111042
>4'10"
>30F boobs
holy shit are you real life

>>37109991
stop self hating dude

t. arab

>>37111059
dont trust that meme, like some 19 yo guys can be more mature than some 30 yo "men", well what do you need in a guy?

im 5 years younger than you ;_; eh but I'd buy you teddies bc im seeing you like them nice fish btw

>>37108903
you didn't get any replies but here's one to make you feel cutie

>>37110668
try n guess
>>37110679
sure
>>37110681
lmao what was i meant to say there my dude
>>37110692
(you)'s all v much appreciated

>>37111265
That person seems a little scary.

>>37108243
>impreg
>armpit licking
>no bf

I would knock you up so fast I'd be licking the sweat of your birth pangs by noon.

>>37106818
>>Eye Color
green
>>Hair Color
red
>>Hairstyle
Long bob (just past my collarbone, above my breasts)
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average") 6/10 (long nose)
>>Race/Ethnicity
white
>>Skintone
pale as fuck (i haven't met anyone paler in my life)
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
im chubby but my waist is somewhat small
>>Breasts
C
>>Ass
kinda flat but as the same time round and kinda plump
>>Legs/Thighs
thicc but slight cellulite (my calfs are kinda toned)
>>Hips
tfw hip dips
>>Height
5'4
>>Country
ireland
>>Age
18
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo) http://vocaroo.com/i/s14QzJX7nlvN
>>Attractive personality qualities
affectionate and im always curious about stuff so il always want to know more about you and be interested in what you like etc
>>Your kinks/fetishes
extremely submissive
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
bake him brownies, get nice new underwear n shave EVERYWHERE n do what he wanted

>>37111290
You mean guess your country or stuff you'd like for fun ?

Watch anime while we both eat KFC or go to nice places like a beach and enjoy the pure air and tickles, a lot of tickles!

Give me some clues :(

>>37111372
Oh uh well that's nice,
Ireland.
Yeah.

>>37106818

>Eye Color blue

>Hair Color auburn

>Hairstyle waist length with fringe, usually half up half down style

>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average") been told I'm a 7-8/10... I have quite big features in general I think

>Race/Ethnicity white

>Skintone pale

>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat) slender I think.

>Breasts 32B, annoyingly far apart from each other

>Ass fuckin huge kill me

>Legs/Thighs short, big thighs

>Hips wide

>Height 5'2

>Country England

>Age 19

>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo) quite high pitched, bit of a lisp because I have a little bit of an overbite

>Attractive personality qualities
Being logical about situations, open to try most things, i dunno. I think I'm generous

>Your kinks/fetishes I like it when the guy's really protective outside of the bedroom but then sort of an authority in the bedroom. Doggy is best position. Threesome porn is best but I'd never have one

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Play his video games with him whilst feeding him macdonalds, back massage, blowjob, dress up for him etc

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>>37108243
so you want to be forcibly impregnated in public by a guy with big balls while he licks your armpits?

>>37111424
please come to london and sit in my house until i get home everyday

These replies are so thirsty they hurt

>>37111424
>>37111372
>>37111290
Cute redheads,
add me on discord -

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11lzbmkqX2s


god this is pathetic

>>37111424
What if I don't play vg? Would you be ok with just eat cup noodles and watch anime all the day, cuddles included if you want to? Bonus we could try to make a cake, chocolate cake uwu

>tfw you'll never find an austrian fembot

>>37111424
What videogames do you play? Do you want a robot bf?

>>37111464
haha I actually live near london

>>37111424
>Ass fuckin huge kill me

WHY DO GIRLS COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING A BIG ASS

Also most of you probably don't actually have big asses

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>>37110563
this smug malebot is best girl
>>37110835
Chii is an angel
>>37111505
Yes, yes it is.

>>37111372
>extremely submissive
Piss, scat, rape? Beast? Puke? Bloodplay? Slavery?

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>>37111299
what about me was scary? normalfag what the fuck

>>37111265
thx for your jou

>>37111372
i've always found irish and scottish accents really cute, most english girls all talk like chavs nowadays lol

>>37111553
I'm east London. We'd fit the bill except for the McD's thing

>>37111515
I fucking love pot noodles. Yeah man I don't play vg (besides animal crossing and mario eh), I'd only do it to treat a man as that was the question!
Cuddles are always good, I'm not a big anime fan but would watch whatever.
Yeah sure, or even better you can make it for me hahaha
>>37111545
I don't play em, see above! I don't think I wld get with anyone off here sorry have had some bad experiences

>>37111580
The way you typed pathetic thread m8

That's literally all it was

>>37111561
BECAUSE I got made fun of for it (before it suddenly became fashionable)

>>37111625
>don't think I wld get with anyone off here sorry have had some bad experiences
Oh kurwa ;-;

Don't write us all off because of a bad experience with one failed normie or disguised Chad.

>>37111394
that sounds a lot like something i'd really like to do, actually

>>37111620
cool, I'm Enfield. What's wrong with maccies?

>>37111372
You sound like a qt, and I'm sure you'll be a great wife some day.

>>37111678
uh if you get anything from mcd that isnt a plain hamburger kids meal ur a bloater lad

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>>37111636
>That's literally all it was
what the fuck

>>37107615
>Chubby
>A cup
Fat girls are great, but small tits on a fat girl are just sad

>>37111669
he literally tried to rape me

>>37111625
what do you think about energy drinks?! what about e drinks + cup noodles + rewatching evangelion(if you havent seen it yet it'd be more fun t b h? And well I don't paly vg i general, I bet you have nintendo ds? I have ps3 but I havent touched that thing since a while ago, only game I played was CoD and GTA 4 rip.

Uhmmm only me why reeeeeeeee, it would be more fun if 2 persons make it, idk just for fun, do u like chocolate cake tho ;_;?

>>37111577
;3
>>37111610
thank you!
>>37111686
i hope so

>>37111563
>this smug fembot is best girl
thank you

can i cut the bullshit and just say im better than literally all of you?

>>37111678
Nuggets and McFish are the only good things

Want to chat sometime this weekend?
spam.lasagne.origiloli atta gmail dot com

>>37111791
What do I do to make you my gf?

>>37111790
sounds good man, energy drinks are good as a treat!!
yeah i do, and a SNES 'cause I'm totally indie.
okeyyy fine but I suck at baking, anything chocolate is good

>>37111756
fresh outta auschwitz

>>37111676
Whats your country?!?!? Pls tell me, Im suffering T_T

>>37111762
That doesn't mean all of us are now rapists or insane.

>>37111756
I am timid and get scared it worried super easily, ok?
Pls leave me in my shame

>>37111864
you don't

[spoilder] orig [/spoiler]

>>37111890
true. It only happened like a week ago though, so am still a little freaked. He goes to my university so now I'm sort of hiding in my cave

>>37109093
You sound really cute, do you want to talk

>>37111920
>tfw no ultra submissive scat gf

Why must you tease me like this. God fucking dammit.

>>37111925
Make sure he ends up in jail, where he'll have to fend off other rapists.

>>37111925
Damn a week ago? Why don't you report it to the police or get a restraining order? How long were you talking? Did you meet him from r9k or from the uni?

>>37111925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FWn8WvOR5o

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>>37111879
he's the best husbando tho

>>37111910
ok i will leave you in your shame

>>37111890
all men are rapists though it's programmed in them

>>37111873
yup I have a big can collection, like more than 50 or s...Will I die soon??! SAVE ME haha. Sorry what's "SNES"? Sorry but i don't know stuff about vg at all..Oh so do you like indie music too? pls say yes ;-;

Also I like this one a lot, i think itis indie?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW6b4rdzPhQ

no worries im good cooker in general so i'll teachu, tfw i have feminine personality rip

>>37111949
>>37111958
well basically i met him off here and then we ended up at a party together. got on really well and I was saying yeah we could be great friends as no one else round here has the same views and stuff as us.
Then it got to later on and he got fuckin creepy and started grabbing at me and stuff and pulling me round the corner so I made a break for it.
Not sure if serious enough to report
>>37111970
nice

>>37111880
ireland, if it helps at all
pls dont suffer

>>37112058
>r9ker at a party meeting irl with anyone
Yeah don't blame us actual robots for this one. Hope you don't get too traumatised. Report to the police at least so its noted.

>>37112040
ooo I only drink water most of the time... my two biggest fears are bad teeth and wrinkles.
Super Nintendo! It's really old.
oh my god.. I literally just discovered that band earlier today?? Indie music is great

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>>37111823
Why did you edit my perfectly accurate statement? I thought we were past the "btw I'm a girl" phase anon.

>>37112105
He shouldn't have gone out the house haha, but meeting at a party was safer than alone and turns out it was the right thing to do.

Thanks dude, I'll be fine

>>37107089
Completely unrelated, but my discord name is the same, just with different #. Thought I saw my discord for a sec there lol

>tfw so out of touch with girls I just want to talk to one on internet but they just drop me in an hour

>>37112120
why wrinkles? we're still so young to think about it!. Well as long as you brush your teeth at mornings and nights, your teeth will be fine haha
what kind of games do you play on it? the only similar thing I played with was a GameBoy Advance kill me :/, and guess what game was my favclue: rare candy
was it bc of me or you just discovered by yourself? I also have a nice collection of music, and indie music too ofc,what other genres you like btw?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmZTIvUmWYc

>>37106818
>>Eye Color
Dark brown
>>Hair Color
Black
>>Hairstyle
Thick straight shoulder-length hair that's usually styled into a bun
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
6, androgynous
>>Race/Ethnicity
Asian/Flippidydippity
>>Skintone
Light Olive, tone on face is slightly messed up from chemical burns I got 7 years ago
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>>Breasts
32C
>>Ass
Kind of have it toned from active job
>>Legs/Thighs
Legs are also toned but sorta stubby, in my opinion/BIG, MEATY THIGHS
>>Hips
38in. I want a reverse trap aesthetic but my hips ruin it
>>Height
5'4"
>>Country
I live in a city
>>Age
23.
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
High to the point of being squeaky. I know it can be grating for some people so I speak a bit softer, but that makes me more of a quiet talker.
>>Attractive personality qualities
I don't like bothering people? I guess I'm a good listener and offer support to people when I notice that something's wrong. Not sure if loyal to the point of being clingy is attractive or not.
>>Your kinks/fetishes
Pinning, biting, pretty vanilla stuff de su
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Depends on what he likes. If he got a Steam account, I'd buy him games. I'd most likely cook his favorite food and listen to his venting and let him go to town with fugging

>>37112333
>Not sure if loyal to the point of being clingy is attractive or not.
The clingier and more insane the girl, the more attractive to me.

Whats your location? Also be my gf.

>>37112310
I don't know, I've always looked young for my age and that's one of the only unique things about me so I've always wanted to preserve that, so I don't wear much makeup and take really good care of my skin.
I've never had anything besides a checkup at the dentist in my nearly 20 years so not drinking fizzy drinks has worked so far!
Honestly I literally just play mario games and space invaders extremely casually when I'm bored.
Yeah I just discovered them earlier today and then you linked me to it wtf haha

oh cool, I also like classical and rock and 80s synth shit
love Wavves and The Orwells

All these young lassies that cook . Oh, what I would give to invite you all over to tea and swap recipes.

>>37112333
if we did anal would you squeal

>>37112333
buns are about as top tier as it gets for female hairstyles
+thicc thighs and likes games
why exactly are you here my dude

>>37112333
Trips checked. You sound nice.

>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Down to my waist and straight with a little wave to it
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I've been told it's above average. Looks very bad some days
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Extremely pale. Translucent
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender?
>Breasts
Hmm
>Ass
Uhhh
>Legs/Thighs
They exist
>Hips
So do these
>Height
5'3
>Country
USA
>Age
Super fucking old (25)
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Have you ever played back a message you left and heard your own voice and thought "oh, that's what I sound like?" I die of embarrassment every time
>Attractive personality qualities
Hahaha
>Your kinks/fetishes
Eww
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I would cook his favorite foods and clean the house and do his laundry for him so he can play video games. I would leave him love notes at the bottom of his drawer or lunchbox so he can find them when I'm not around. I would make sure to tell him how handsome and smart he is. Tell him how much I appreciate him. Wear outfits he likes. Naked under an apron

>>37112679
Pls be my embarassed gf, you sound super sweet and perfect. I swear on my life.

>>37106818
>dark blue
>strawberry blonde
>spiked up to the left a little, but the end hangs over the sides a little
>upturned nose, lightly freckled cheeks, straight and slender cheeks (no chub)
>White as snow
>white, barely tan at all
>average, I have a bit of an ass so my waists are a bit big
>I don't have tits
>Girls say I have a nice ass
>big thighs, but that's because I have a lot of muscle in my legs
>average
>5"10
>America
>19
>deep-ish
>I have been told by some people (mostly normies) that I am very smart, I like to play devil's advocate and see through the lenses of other people to get a deeper understanding of why they think what they do
>Handcuffs and spanking are the fucking shit
>I'm not gay man, I'd tie a bitch up and spank her ass though, and more...

>>37112457
whats your age again? i know u posted above but im like snorlax, too lazy to scroll up ;-;. yeah well I recommend you use cream every day? idk im not giving female advice since im a man haha rip. but yeah, don't worry about t b h, if its a unique thing, you won't lose it ;), just make sure you don't get stressed so much, yeah samem likeI went to the dentist only 2 or 3 times in my life and well my teeth are ok, but my gums blood sometimes reee. Don't you drink cocacola or fanta or stuff like that, I spent 1 year without drinking them, but I failed kms. Yeah lol, supermario >>> actual games tbqh, fuck LoL. are u one of those le wrong generation people? cause I am, totally. Oh today hah I bet you discovered through youtube recommendations..based youtube lmfao. SEND MUSIC asap!

Are u into old music more than actual music?

>>37112679
>>Skintone
>Extremely pale. Translucent
For the last time, this is a board for HUMANS. Go back to your own planet in sector 7.

>>37106818
>blue
>light brown
>very long and wavy
>pretty average
>a slav
>pale as a corpse
>slender
>moderate
>big
>kinda thicc
>wide
>something around 5'5
>p*land
>18
>deep yet soft
>understanding, ambitious, mild mannered
>no kinks, too prude
>no idea, probably cook some goodies, that's all I can do

>>37112679
Vanilla pale girl? I wanna waifu you. Contact?

>>37112780
>prude
are you Orthodox by any chance?

>>37112725
>not realizing males aren't supposed to do this

>>37112805
No, I'm a non-believer.

>>37110222
thicc asf girl

>>37112780
>Pale as a corpse

My fucking dick

>>37112834
well thats ok. I was only curious anyway.. ._.