You've never gone to a concert. You've never gone to

>>37107532
i just heard 500,000 gunshots in perfect harmony.

>>37107532
>You've never weared a smoker.
>You've never got your own state.

Huh? What are these even supposed to mean?

That aside,
>You've never been good at any sport.
>You've never won any competition.
>You've never had a loving family.
Are the only ones true of me, and I'm still a miserable NEET disaster.

I assume you're talking about yourself?

>>37107532
do you seriously think this applies to even 10% of people even on this board? most people have done most of these things lmao

>>37107661
u in north korea?

>>37107532
But i've did or had all of those except
> You've never weared a smoker.
> You've never got your own state.
> You've never fulfilled your consumer's dream.

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>>37108092
somebody please set me free

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>sitting on computer
>sibling leaves
>they come back days later having done lots of fun things
>still on computer
>realize my family sees me doing the same 3 things all day everyday
>it's been like this for years

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>>37108201
hahaha you dumb nigger how is living in north korea even real lmao literally just go outside, embrace the truth lol there's no such thing as north korea just walk out the apartment in the gassing lmao you see the real world then

>>37107532
>You've never gone on a trip.
Wrong. I only feel at home in a foreign country/

>You've never watched many movies.
>You've never read many books.
Then what do I do when I stay home all week long?

>You've never had a loving family.
They support my NEETing by leavin' me alone

I don't know anon. 21 seems relatively young. If I'm going to be a depressed NEET all my life, might as well end it now. But I'm taking a bet I won't be.

>>37107532
>You've never gone to a concert.
Yes I have
>You've never gone to college.
Yes I have
>You've never gone on a trip.
Yes I have, Ibiza and another villa holiday with friends
>You've never gone to a five star restaurant.
Does this mean 3 star? or is there another rating system, I've been to places with 5 star health ratings..
>You've never gone to parties.
Yes I have
>You've never watched many movies.
Yes I have, wtf is this one, of course I have
>You've never read many books.
I've read a few
>You've never weared a smoker.
never weared a smoker? What the fuck is that in english?
>You've never bought a watch.
Yes I have
>You've never driven a car.
Yes I have
>You've never got your own state.
My own state? like in america? what the fuck does that mean
>You've never fulfilled your consumer's dream.
What? as in sold something to a customer? because if that's what this means, then yes I have
>You've never fired a weapon.
Yes I have
>You've never tried anything new.
Yes I have
>You've never been good at any sport.
Yes I have, boxing
>You've never won any competition.
Yes I have, boxing
>You've never been able to cook.
Yes I have, I lived on my own for a year
>You've never had a loving family.
Yes I have
>You've never had friends.
Yes I have
>You've never had a job.
Yes I have
>You've never had health.
Yes I have
>You've never had luck.
Yes I have
>You've never had sex.
Yes I have
>You've never even kissed.
Yes I have

>>37108368
Chad, pls go. Now. Hush, hush.

I've done all those things except
>Sex
>Kissed
>Maybe the five star restaurant one, but I don't think many people go to five star restaurants

>>37108414
I'm going to watch netflix now and try not to come back here

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>>37108264
JUCHE BE YOURSELF

>>37107532
>you've never consumed all the shit the billboards tell you to
>you've never been dumb enough to marry someone

I can't believe there's people out there nowadays who still believe in that crap. Get real. Everyone is divorced.

did none of these things but maybe someday

>>37108092
nope I'm in NEETland

>>37107532
FUCK YOU I DID WIN A REWARD! 4TH GRADE BEST BAKED BREAD MY MOTHER MADE IT, AND I STILL HAVE THE MEDAL HANGING UP IN MY ROOM

AND I HAVE GOOD AIM WITH A BASEBALL

the rest is true though

>>37107532
I've done like a 1/3 of that stuff

>>37108224
My father sits on his laptop all the time.
Like literally, all of his free time is spent on the couch watching tv or using his laptop or both.
His life is so fucking depressing really. Barely any friends either.
What a fucking zombie. If my life is going to be like his when I get older than I don't want to life.
Actually, my life is like that already.
Has been for 5 FUCKING years.
But nothing ever changes.

i've done all these things but i'm still a complete failure

>>37108875
You sound like a clone of me, I could quote everything you said verbatim and it fits my life. I can't blame him for raising a loser though because all of my other siblings are social outgoing people. Does your dad urge you to go out and do things despite living like that?

>>37107532
>You've never gone to college.
yes i have
>You've never gone on a trip.
yes i have
>You've never gone to a five star restaurant.
yes i have
>You've never gone to parties.
yes i have
>You've never watched many movies.
yes i have
>You've never bought a watch.
yes i have. it was a pokemon watch
>You've never got your own state.
yes i have
>You've never fulfilled your consumer's dream.
don't know what that means. I'm too poor to afford porn
>You've never tried anything new.
yes i have
>You've never had a loving family.
yes i have
>You've never had friends.
yes i have

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>>37107532
>You've never gone to a concert.
False
>You've never gone to college.
True
>You've never gone on a trip.
False
>You've never gone to a five star restaurant.
True
>You've never gone to parties.
False
>You've never watched many movies.
False
>You've never read many books.
False
>You've never weared a smoker.
What.
>You've never bought a watch.
False
>You've never driven a car.
False
>You've never got your own state.
???
>You've never fulfilled your consumer's dream.
What the fuck are you talking about
>You've never fired a weapon.
False
>You've never tried anything new.
False for literally everyone.
>You've never been good at any sport.
False
>You've never won any competition.
False
>You've never been able to cook.
Mostly true.
>You've never had a loving family.
Mostly false
>You've never had friends.
False
>You've never had a job.
False
>You've never had health.
Mostly false
>You've never had luck.
True
>You've never had sex.
True
>You've never even kissed.
False

Do I win something OP?

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>You've never gone to a concert.
I have
>You've never gone to college.
That is true
>You've never gone on a trip.
Wrong
>You've never gone to a five star restaurant.
Maybe not five star, but certainly some good ones
>You've never gone to parties.
Incorrect
>You've never watched many movies.
Literal terabytes of classic films
>You've never read many books.
I read more than I browse the internet or masturbate
>You've never weared a smoker.
What are you, retarded?
>You've never bought a watch.
But I have
>You've never driven a car.
I drive all the time
>You've never got your own state.
What's up with these retarded ones
>You've never fulfilled your consumer's dream.
What the fuck
>You've never fired a weapon.
I go to the range every couple of weeks
>You've never tried anything new.
I try new shit every day
>You've never been good at any sport.
I'm a pretty good sprinter and I was okay at baseball
>You've never won any competition.
I've won at plenty of things but it sort of depends on what you define as a competition
>You've never been able to cook.
I cook for myself every fucking day. I'm pretty gud
>You've never had a loving family.
Not exactly true
>You've never had friends.
I have
>You've never had a job.
Untrue
>You've never had health.
Yes I have
>You've never had luck.
That may be true
>You've never had sex.
I have had sex
>You've never even kissed.
Secondary to sex

Still basically a recluse / shut in. This list is easy mode.

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>You've never bought a watch
This one cuts the deepest. Even in a time of mobile phones, a watch is the true mark of a man. Every time I look at my bare wrist, I'm reminded of how much of pathetic failure I am. Truly depressing.
>tfw no anachronistic chronometer is giving me chronic depression

Op means your own estate, as in your own land or property.

>>37107532
Correct except I've gone to college

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>>37107532
OP I'm 9 for 24 on your list and I'm as stereotypical of a robot as you've ever seen.

I think you need to try harder next thread.

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>>37107532

I did half of these things I and I still want to kill myself, faggot!