Where can I find an asexual gf that will still love me? Sex seems

>>37263848
Tell me if you find out. So that I can stay as far the fuck away as possible.

The problem with asexual gfs is they suddenly stop being asexual when they meet Chad

Just find a grill and marry her

Sex will not be a issue

>>37264248
True story. Had gf, she gave token sex after a couple months, just vanilla and even a bj was too much work. She claims to be asexual. Chad shows up (in this case a typical british skelly with a mountain biking obsession) suddenly boom she is the lewdest girl I've seen.

Jokes on her though since our break up I fucker many women who made sure to be good girls in bed. Secret? I got more ballsy by channeling my inner rage.
Meanwhile Chad dumped her.

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Yeah, I know TF. Like, I want a partner and 1-2 biokids but sex only once a month would be perfect. I find it really overrated(tons of work for a few seconds of orgasm) and don't really like the smells and sounds of it.

There's actually a ton on okcupid no joke.

>>37264730

I think OP wants a literal asexual, not some 19 year old Tumblrina trying to feel special.

>>37263848
"Asexuals" can't love. They think they do, but they don't. They have no clue what real love is like. They can be very affectionate, like you're their favorite pet or they are yours, but they can't love you.

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>>37263848
Anzu isnt asexual, she is cock-hungry tigress but only if you are an Asian male. Do you want see her in action?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fQ1i6Zw6JA

>>37264434
It's not overrated, it's just that you are incapable of enjoying it the way your mindstate is while you're doing it. Sex before orgasm is extremely enjoyable, but you have some hangup or stress that is preventing you from being in a mindstate that is receptive to it, so all you feel is a diminished form of what could have been an explosive orgasm when you cum.

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>>37265024
Anzu is so affectionate and clingy, it is crazy.

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>>37265073
BTW if it isnt apparent, this is the same girl as the one in the OP.

jds

>>37265073

Probably wants to score a husband so she doesn't have to go back to Turkey and get thrown in a gulag by Erdogan.

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>>37265145
she is rich as fuck and is basically set for life as she can live off her daddy's money. with her dad here

>>37265024
>>37265073
>>37265145

She's an escort, you know.

Is Anzu a she or a he?

>>37265026
Sex is a meme, trust me I'm a virgin

>>37263848
You'd probably like my ex. She was a qt with long black hair, really skinny and was asexual. Although I did make her swallow literally hundreds of my loads and I fucked her twice despite the fact that she cried the entire time. So you'd have to be cool with that

>>37263848
Wait, people actually want this? Please be in England.

>>37266988
No. Nobody actually wants this. He just thinks he does because he's desperate and lonely. You're still an unwanted broken person

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>>37266695
>Is Anzu a she or a he?

Anzu at 7/8 yrs old. You think she was pretending to be a girl when she was 8 yrs in a conservative Muslim country like Turkey?

>>37267110
and back to being depressed

>>37267273
Sorry mate. Hope you get help for your mental issues though.

>>37266986
Any cool greentext?

>>37265248
He's a handsome man.