Who is the oldest virgin here?

looks like you win you fucking freak

>>37446280
37 here. I hide my crippling pain by being in the military. I joined up as soon as I graduated high school so i have no other possible skills for work but luckily i can retire next year since its a 20 year service before you can retire if you want. truly my living is pain but it feels good to wake up next to my handgun and gasmask. Hopefully I'll participate in North Korea before I decide to retire

Almost 27 here fampai

>>37446280
As a 22 khv, you guys give me the motivation to go out and keep trying. I sure as hell don't want to end up like some people in this thread.

30 here. Yup Im a wiz.

>>37446633
You probably will I'm afraid.

If you get to fucking 21 without even holding hands the chances are you're gonna become a wizard.

Sorry.

Obviously not in the running for oldest, but turned 26 a couple of weeks ago. I've never even had a conversation with a girl that wasn't strictly school-related (i.e. group project).
Once I managed to get through college without having any interactions with a girl, I knew I was heading for wizardom. I embrace it now

can i be a virgin if i only fucked hookers?

how are you all so fucking sad. lower your standards a little. you dont need to fuck stacy, go for gertrude and fuck a fatty and work your way up once you get the balls

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35 here, but I'm autistic, so it doesn't bother me as much as if I were a normalfag. Using my superpowers to get money.

>>37446280
10 more years to go
I have no chance nor do I seek the chance

See at Wiz school senpais

43 here

I'm enjoying my power tho.

23 year old virgin here. I could get laid if I wanted easily but my sex drive is extremely low because I'm addicted to masturbation.

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22 but I've kissed, held hands, and even fingered girls. But never seen pussy or tits with my bare eyes in front of me.

Is there still hope for me?

>>37448578
>37448578
>22 and virgin

I meant to say

>>37447373
they are afraid they won't get the balls and get stuck with fatty