/britfeel/

>>37520014

Come on lads, post your streets on google streetview, if you dare.

This is a no politics zone
Political posts, related to Britain or otherwise, shall be redirected to /pol/, the designated board for political discussion
Thank you for your cooperation

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qing gei wo yige zhongguo nupengyou

comfy rain, wish I could camp out in rain with a girlfriend

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>>37520084

Take Zhongguo nuren on romantic vacation

A small part of my wants to vote tory to piss off facebook and twitter shitters to be h.

>>37520014
FYCKING BRITBONGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DISGUSTING TEETH FUCKERS

>>37520092
all good as long as you have a nice watertight tent

i dont know how people do it lads. if you work 5 times a week, you must have barely any time to yourself. even when you get home, you have to spend time cooking and cleaning up

>>37520084
I'll have the Peking duck and some crackers

>>37520092
>>37520137
>tfw going camping this weekend
Wish me luck lads

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>>37520121
You wouldn't fuck these teeth?

come on lads post your streets on streetview

and upload your NI numbers, bank account details, birthdate and secret security answers to a pastebin.

It's just for a laugh like! haha.

>>37520152
i only work 4 lad. Not too bad. Have fri-sun off weekends. Pretty decent lad.

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>>37520203

Stop being paranoid, what's going to happen? You really think some britfeeler will spend hours trying to find your location from it?

>>37520084
I had a Chinese gf once

>>37520162
have fun lad, the only problem I have with camping in any capacity is I can't get a good nights sleep. I'm considering buying a trailer tent or something for future outings or something

>>37520211
that seems alright if the job is sound.

>>37520203
Fucking Daily sport trying to get more info on us britfeelers.

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Solve murders

>>37520152
It's worse when the people you work with/for treat you like a retard. I mean, they're not wrong, but it's still pretty shit.

>>37520241
I fix shit That's broken for a fast food chain.

Some times I do weekend work but not often. Weekend call outs makes me mad money but I only do them if the other lad is on holiday because he loves doing them for the extra cash and I'm comfortable enough I don't need them.

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>>37520014

> Just over 2 days to go edition

Until we wipe out the pakis lads?

>>37520237
ni you xianzai zhongguo nupengyou ma?

>big brother is back

Wew

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>>37520067
Can't believe I'm doing this lad
You won't find out where I live, I've censored basically everything that can hint you
inb4 some autist spends 5 days finding out where I live and posts it for everyone to see and I regret ever making this post

>>37520355
Also, just do it lads, what could go wrong :^)

>>37520355
No one cares enough to do that

York

>>37519185

Do you have long hair yet? Did you buy a set of straighteners?

>>37520355
Edinburgh a shithole had.

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>barely eaten anything today
>too scared to try because I feel really fat

I wish I wasn't like this desu. Think I will just go to sleep and hope I somehow feel better tomorrow~

Good night lads, hope you have all had a more successful day than me~

>>37520330
that lotan lad was a bit fucking weird.

I hate arrogant cunts like that. He was clearly nervous and bottled it when interviewed my Emma, but his arrogant instincts in a situation like that are to attempt to show strength by appearing even more aloof.

cunt.

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>>37519483
The worst case was probably when a man wearing a red balaclava stole money from a shop and I was near the scene so I went to arrest him. He was near by so I ran for him,pretty stupid when I think about it, and tried to push him the ground but he got out a revolver and shot me in my leg which forced me to get fired due a limp.
The only reason why I tried to get him on foot was because the woman who was working at the counter said he was unarmed and just took the money by force.
I still have nightmares about him.
>>37519567
Budget cuts I guess.
>>37519596
No I only been involved in 4 serial killer cases. The first one involved a guy who killed some hookers with a hunting knife and removed their eye lids then lick their eyes. 2 and 3 are connected but before we got evidence that they were connected they was considered separate. It was about a woman who strangled men after they were fucked with strap on and other case was a man who strangled women after fucking them and apparently the criminals was a couple so that tied them together. And the final and fourth case was about a man who brought dykes from nightclubs then brought them to a motel and sliced them up in a bathtub and used their blood for some abstract art. He told them he was a guy who films porn and has a another dyke waiting in the motel for a dyke to fuck.

>>37520355

I still think I can do it off that, but we'll see.

To be fair to everyone else, I'm going to post my own street in a bit and see if people can find me.

>>37520391
I've got longer hair than moni

>>37520407
He's just a normie

Normies are fucking stupid

>>37520355
>>37520398
It's Glasgow, look at the bin.

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing?
What have you been up to today?
Are spiders our friends, or our enemies?

Hope you've all had lots of fun today no matter what happened and you're all feeling great!

I, for one, believe spiders to be our brothers - sworn to protect us from all the nasty creepy crawlies.

Where's despair husbando anon?

>>37520067
Here you are friendo!
http://i.imgur.com/DL87eC7.jpg

>>37520406
Eat something. You're not allowed to die.

>>37520436
have you treated your special someone to a romantic meal yet len?

>>37520387
>>37520398
>>37520414
Really this is just a test to find out how autistic /britfeel/ is
>>37520429
And someone already found out, great

>>37520244
Daily Sport are such pussies, they can't even do an article about Sexy Kev.

>>37520327
Not at the moment, sadly

>>37520436
I got HIV
Also spiders are just the fucking worst things that god created.

>>37520463
To be more exact I'd say you're near Shawlands, Govan Hill, Charing Cross or Finnieston.

>>37520489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaguioYv46c

>>37520419

>Would mother and daughter team these two.

>>37520509
Yeah, I'm near Finnieston

>>37520519
proper miIf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

Post music.

>>37520436
Doing terrible lad, friends family and workmates have pretty much ostricised me.
So today I sat in self pity not wanting to go into work tonight.

And spiders are our friends, but I don't like them round my house so I throw them out.

>>37520406
You're dangerously underweight, dummy, eat something.

>>37520536
They're going to clash with Arthur I can see it now.

These two are clearly trashy fake-posh new money. Whilst Arthur is an actual old fashioned aristocrat and they will feel insecure by it.

I love this show.

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WALLACE IS DEAD LADS

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>Weighed myself in January and came up 166 pounds just a few overweight
>weighed myself last week came up 154 pounds
>couple of pounds lighter than i was early last year

I'm not even trying to lose weight but I hope it keeps going this way. My weight seems to fluctuate like crazy without me even really doing anything

>>37520559
Working 4 weeks of nights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUcKeKt8C1k

>>37520580
>166 pounds just a few overweight

Are you a fucking midget?

god damnit, I was just watching a Wallace and Gromit the other day and how Peter's gone

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>>37520436
Spiderfags are the enemy. Never forget.

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>>37520436
Is this the real len this time?
Things are kind of awful
I have exams 4 days in a row starting tomorrow
I've studied until I can no longer think
Everything hurts

>>37520595
I'm 5'8 exactly, the ideal manlet height

>>37520580
>pounds

Shart-in-the-marts please leave

>>37520067
I asked google maps guy something in the alst thread, didn't notice we had all migrated.

see
>>37520540

>>37520605
Might have some Wensleydale in his honour

lads help i cant stop fapping to cute boys with big toys.

Found it, I can add another to my tally

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>>37520646
Is it even decent cheese? I don't think I've ever tried it

>>37520559
Okay laddy, makes me pretty excited for this friday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOofbvH621k

>>37520605
>>37520578
>>37520646
May the 5th of june be the day known as cheese and crackers day to remember Peter.
R.I.P a brilliant man who was apart of my childhood.

there is an ex police officer in this thread. i expect you all to be on your best behavior

>>37520711
Jesus Christ lad.

You should apply for a job with an intelligence agency.

I'm from Glasgow, recognised the street, and still couldn't find it.

>>37520787

I only recognised it as Glasgow from watching Limmy's show, kek.

I'll post my own street in a minute for you to all work on

>>37520533
Coming to get you anon, going to do nasty things to you.

>Stephen Hawking is voting Labour

Well that's it lads, Labour has support of le wheelchair man it's over for May.

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>>37520067
Wish the weather was better

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Right, seeing as I got Ebinlad, Boltonanon and Glasgowanon, I'm gonna give you all a chance to find me

I've left in all the info that Boltonanon had in his, only covering the streetname/map

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>>37520624
>Spiderfags are the enemy. Never forget.
REEEEEEEEEEE
Horse pussy is shit

>>37520823

Birds are very important!

sauce?

>>37520641
Yea I'm the one who originally posted it, and I'm not a waifufag.

Probably used some website that searches google maps for most accurate suggestions

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>>37520711
haha, n-n-n-nice one lad

>>37520832
As the Boltonanon, I'd like to point out that I don't live on that chav infested shithole.

I live in a paki infested shithole instead

When was the cobra meeting?

>>37520832
where is ebinlad from?

>>37520894
A cobra meeting has been called I think but I'm not totally sure.

>>37520894
I have it on good authority it was the other day.

I just had a rather sloppy lube covered wank over tildeanon. I imagined I had him held down on the bed and I was breeding his tight hole.

>>37520412
Fuck the ops
Free my niggers

>>37520894
>>37520923
There was a cobra meeting?

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Just ate 3 kg of Greek yoghurt lads.

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>>37520823
Yes, it's over for (((May)))

>>37520894
>>37520932

A cobra meeting was called yes.

>>37520458
Not yet!

>>37520489
Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that anon. How long has it been since you found out?
There's probably not much I can say but it is incredibly treatable now and awareness is rising!
I really hope it doesn't affect you too much.

>>37520560
That's terrible to hear, anon.
Please remember to take stock of your feelings and don't bottle things inside or torture yourself over things you've done.
Take time out to focus and breath, and instead of spending all of your time on what has happened, think of ways to improve yourself for the future and focus on doing those instead! It might make it a little easier to cope.
Hoping things get better for you soon bud.

>>37520624
Spiders are our friends! Shout it from the rooftops!

>>37520625
It is! There's been an imposter or two it seems.

Oh gosh buddy, don't stretch yourself too thin. Sounds like you've put your time in and from previous conversations I already know you're a clever lad.
Easier for me to say from this side of the fence but try not to worry too much! Take the extra time out to take care of yourself - just fifteen minutes of breathing exercises might help calm you down!

What time is your exam tomorrow? Make sure you get some sleep.

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>>37520067
Not posting my own street, but my high-street has some pretty funny juxtaposition.

>tfw you realise there's only you and one other poster on the whole of /britfeel/

>>37520960
Can I treat you to a romantic meal?

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>I'm proud of how much you stick your heads in the sand
>Doing absolutely nothing shows Britain has triumphed over Terrorism.

Anyone bored of this?

>>37520985
Yep it's just you and me lad. Now get comfy and let me entertain you.

>>37520974
Birmingham town centre.

>>37521018
>We should have started a holy war like the terrorists wanted

I'm bored of your shit.

>>37520974
You in Cuckfield, lad?

>>37521025
Given the sign on the right says 'Mid-Sussex Timber', I'm going have to tell you that you're a bit off.

>>37521018
This is why I don't feel fuck all for the victims anymore. Because every time thi shsit happens you can be absolutely sure that they were posting this exact type of shit during the last attacks.

>>37520974

Found this too, I can add a 3rd to my tally today

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>>37521044
Nah, but it's near me. Cuckfield is a really nice little village. Primary school teacher was from Cuckfield.

>>37521040
>There's nothing in between doing nothing and gassing muslims

>>37521018
the terrorist wants this because it encourages us to accept more refugees who could potentially be current or future ISIS memebers

>>37521083
So what is in between? What do you suggest?

There are so many people saying "We have to do something!" but they never have any coherent answers.

>>37521067
Yeah I'm completely numb to terrorism now.

I don't even bother trying to argue with anyone anymore.

The public want terrorism and they're getting it.

>>37521018
>20-something kids blown up
>triumph over terror
>people stabbed in the face
>triumph over terror

Oh boy, we sure seem to be beating terror don't we!

>>37521087
How come it's always British born people who are terrorists but you want to demonise refugees?

>>37521110
Pretty much. I hate the muslims but I also hate the victims. It feels weird being part of the third party that hates both the other parties involved in the argument.

>>37521097
Stop funding Saudi Arabia
Get out of the middle east
Stop building mosques
Ban faith schools
Invent a new crime "having views connected with Islamic terrorism" to get all the ones that slip through the net
Stop Muslim immigration

>>37521137
Wasn't the 3 lads in London foreign?

>>37521137
Because his parents were refugees.

People like yourself keep harping on about how it's British born Muslims that commit terrorist attacks and not new Muslim immigrants, but all that means is when you invite muslims into your country the terrorism is just delayed a generation.

You should really stop making this point, it's a terrible one.

>>37520014
Live near London. Police presence everywhere. Violent crime is rising. Feels like everything is unravelling.

>>37521137
Because those foreign cunts birth and raise those fucking terrorists.

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Sometimes I see your face looking at me
All your love and grace smiling at me
All the things we had and never understood
At times it cuts me up thinking of you
All the hope has gone wasted on you
All the talks we had never did no good

Oh maybe I don't need you to save me
I just want you to help me cos you're keeping me up all night
I'm so tired of waiting
Waiting here for nothing
I should be up all night with you

Pour another glass
WHile I watch the bottle disappear
While I watch the morning light appear
Thinking about you

Oh maybe I don't need you to save me
I just want you to help me cos you're keeping me up all night
I'm so tired of waiting
Waiting here for nothing
I should be up all night with you

Oh maybe I don't need you to save me
I just want you to help me cos you're keeping me up all night
I'm so tired of waiting
Waiting here for nothing
I should be up all night with you

I met this girl last night and she said
'Why won't you marry me?'
He met this girl last night and she said
'Why won't you marry me?'

But I'm too young for that
Too dumb for that
Too broke for that
Too tired for that
Too proud for that
And I'm too gone for that
Would you like to come back to my flat?

Oh maybe I don't need you to save me
I just want you to help me cos you're keeping me up all night
I'm so tired of waiting
Waiting here for nothing
I should be up all night with you

Oh maybe (oh maybe) I don't need you to save me
I just want you to help me cos you're keeping me up all night
(why don't you do that for me?)
I'm so tired of waiting
Waiting here for nothing
I should be up all night with you

Come on just say you'll stay

>>37521137
Refugees who remain will produce more "british born" ones who'll become terrorists. Also a lot of the terrorists in france were refugees

Why cant i get any replies??? and this tread was Bumped like 4-5 times

>>37521164
No they were all British citizens.

>>37521173
>Delayed a generation

Doesn't that more about the failure of our society to combat extremism than "foreigners are bad innit"?

>>37521215
You can't be British and brown

Literally impossible

>>37521137
they are british born but their parents or grand parents are not, and they are the ones that disconnected themselves from British life and formed a community of their own.

And the Manchester terrorist visited Libya, and was clearly manipulated while over there. ISIS have even previously said that their "soldiers" are part of the refugees

>>37521224
At least you're being honest that you're just a racist.

Fortunately being racist isn't British either, so people like you will always just be laughed at. Rightly so.

>>37521215

The "foreigners" are the ones that gave birth to the terrorists

>>37521196
Have a pity reply.

>>37521238
Racism is in our blood.

Pick up a history book sometime, idiot.

And fuck off back to your own country whilst you're at it

Just answer me this.

Would 44 children be still alive today if muslims were banned from Britain?

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>>37520067
Qt.314s incoming!
:^)

>>37521237
What does any of that have to do with refugees?

>>37521243
And what is your point?

Do you lads just repeat things you've heard on /pol/ without considering the post you are replying to? You sound like a pair of daft parrots with your irrelevant soundbites.

>>37521276
You're a joke in this country mate. And it's my country too. I'm British, even by your fucked up standards.

>>37521280

m8, that isnt a streetview cap, it's just a few pixels of a zoomed in persons face

>>37521280
>Nikes
>qt
More like Nigs lad.

>>37521301
Being in favour of pakis also voids your British status

So, fuck off to another country

We're at war with radical Islam, why can we not put these "3,000 extremists" in internment camps as POWs?

The precedent for this exists. It would not break any human rights conventions. You are allowed to imprison prisoners of war just for being members of the enemy, they don't have to have physically done anything wrong.

>>37521280

You know, I'm tempted to give this one a whack, I rekon my chances are less than 20%, but I'll give it a shot

Just stop engaging him

>>37521324
I laugh at the state your life must be in.
>>37521350
Funny how one of you was complaining about the country "sticking our heads in the sand" about terrorism, and now you're posting this. Typical racist coward.

>>37521278
Yeah.
But they could possibly still would have died as a kid if the muslims didn't happen.
But still,kill all them sandy cunts with axe.

>>37521324
You say that but it really doesn't, and we're not going anywhere :)
You poor, angry little limp dicked alt right meme spouter :(

>>37521371
>axe
Too Humane.

He's just trying to get (you)s

>>37521301
>What does any of that have to do with refugees?

lad, that is obvious. if they form a community of their own, they are obviously going to create their own culture, and will be more inspired by the extreme nature of the quran and be easier to manipulate because they wont hold any respect for our culture or state. this is exactly how terrorism happens. Refugees also come from middle eastern countries that have a very different culture and they pass it down to their children.

you ever read the quran?

>>37521348
I reckon you have a good chance. There's a bin, a bollard, and it's probably quite rare for council housing to have that red brick.

>>37521369
Sucks being rich and successful, I know

>>37521391
Take a shower, you curry smelling waster

You should actually support dealing with Islamic extremism if you want Muslims to continue living in Britain peacefully.

Sweeping these kind of things under the rug is what led to the Holocaust.

If you ignore people's concerns there will come a breaking point. This is exactly what happened with the Nazis who were elected on anti Jewish policies.

>>37521397
>He's just trying to get replies by completely intellectually outclassing our tiny racist brains, let's run away!

>>37521398
>you ever read the quran?

Yeah. It's pretty similar to all those other old religious texts. Lots of stuff that contradicts each other.

>>37521414
>Rich and successful

Brilliant lad. I'll keep laughing as you fail to prove that claim in anyway.

>>37521451
>Yeah. It's pretty similar to all those other old religious texts.

The word you're looking for is "no" not "yeah"

>>37521438
I do support dealing with Islamic extremism. Who doesn't?

>>37521465
The phrase you're looking for is "I read some of it that was quoted in some memes on /pol/"

>>37521478
>I do support dealing with Islamic extremism.

So what's your plan?

>>37521478
>"quran" is similar to other texts, except in the vast majority of cases where it isn't

LOL!!!

>>37521078
see faggot, wasn't even ebin.
>>37520856

>>37521451
>Yeah.

well then you should know how political it is and how it was obviously created to concede state policies. the later, more violent texts, are meant to supersede the earlier stuff.

>>37521414
White as snow :)
Angry little waster who can't think for himself and has to spout soundbites :(

>>37521513
Pakis are not "white"

>>37521495
I'm not an expert and I'm not going to pretend to be one on here.

But you don't have to be an expert to know that nothing proposed in this thread would do anything other than make the problem worse.

>>37521406
Where I am all the concil estate houses have red brick

>>37521532
So you have no solutions but you will criticise others?

I know that populist empty platitudes such as "we must get on with our lives" and "love not hate" need to fuck right off.

want a kebab but can't now i've started on a vegetarian diet. fuck me

>>37521563
>Giving money to muslims

>>37521532
>not an expert but I know which solutions work and which doesn't

Uneducated pleb

>>37521532
So you honestly think that opening our borders rather than closing them would make things better?

>>37521280

YES YES YES YES YES

I FUCKING DID

FUCK YES

4 FINDS TODAY

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5023438,-2.5981795,3a,15y,1.26h,80.27t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sol1_ZxS2G5ze_Oa-CjjFDA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING FOUND THAT!!!!!!!

>>37521563
Just get one lad.

I've just ordered a nice big pizza.

Fourth day of takeaway wew.

>>37521554
Anyone can come up with idiotically simple "solutions" that will never work.

You don't need to be able to come up with an actual complex real solution to criticise them.

>>37521573
See above. Also I'm waiting for the proof of your fabulous success and wealth.

>>37521580
Yes, when the refugees see how tolerant and welcoming we are they will renounce their fundamental Islamic views and integrate into British culture.

The only reason it's not working is because we're not letting enough in and not being tolerant enough.

British citizens who visit Libya and Syria need to be met by police the moment they set foot on the tarmac at Heathrow.

>>37521590
Do you want any more?

>>37521590
Good job senpai, how are you finding them?

>>37521603
lel

Guys leave this joker alone. He's alright.

>>37521615

I have to eat dinner. but might do a few more later lad.

I can't fucking believe I did that from such a blurry shitty mobile screencap, and in under 15 minutes

You don't know how fucking good that felt.

>>37521603
This has got to be bait or satire

>>37521596
I suggested we stop giving money to Saudi Arabia, let the middle east get on with it, stop allowing the immigration of those with backwards culture and banning faith schools and raiding mosques linked with extremism.

You don't think this would work?

>Britfeel is still being edgy 6 hours later

Imagine being a sad cunt who claims to be "rich and successful" in a thread on here when he's actually skint and miserable.

What a sad joke of a man. No wonder he's turned to racism. Needs something to prop him up a bit, stop him from committing suicide.

>>37521622

I posted most of my techniques in the last thread, since then people have been making sure to cover extra stuff up.

I used a different tactic for Glasgowanons one, and that Bristol one was a fucking miracle.

>>37521642
Depends what you mean by "backwards culture".

If you ban immigration of all muslims then it will definitely make the problem worse.

>>37521593
can't lad i hate myself even more when i do it. decided to put an end to eating meat

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woke up lads

>>37520641
>>37521509
no it was ebin, I posted a junction I kept fucking up at and only ran over the minimap with the paintbrush and not a full box, it left two letters on the end of the road (Which is an A road followed by 3 letters I think) and he googled roads ending with that and searched junctions till he found me.

>>37521672
So you think having less Muslims here would cause more Islamic terrorism?

If a certain percentage of Muslims are going to be radical, don't you think increasing the total pot of muslims will increase the percentage of radical muslims?

>>37521693

>kebab
>meat

lel.

>>37521665
He's shown his hand lads. He's in Bristol!

Imagine being cucked by Islam so much you spend all day defending it on a bhutanese knitting forum.

>>37521698

Since then I found someone in Bolton who covered the map up, someone in Glasgow who covered even more up, and I also found this in under 15 minutes.
>>37521280

>>37521647
Yeah we are and what the FUCK are you gonna do about it, paki CUNT ??

The idea that mosques like Finsbury Park and Didsbury don't need investigating is insane.

The idea that Saudi funding of mosques in the UK and Wahabi preachers don't need banning is insane.

>>37521703
Do you think banning Irish people from coming to Britain would have stopped the IRA?

>>37521756
I agree with both these points.

>>37521713

I already posted my street for other people to find, and no I'm not in Bristol
>>37520832

>>37521749
No what are you going to do about it? You people can;t even speak up on a bus lmao

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>tfw you will never put your willy inside ebinlad as he calls you a normie cunt

why live lads?

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>>37521590
>this guy round the corner

>>37521790
Haha I was just about to post that. Fucking brilliant. He must have loved it when he logged on and saw that.

>>37521762

And that's the problem m8. Not enough people do agree on these points.

Yeah it's a small minority but it's a very dangerous small minority that needs cracking down on and no amount of sticking ya head in the sand and prattling on about our way of life and standing together is going to stop it.

Of course we can't offend the Saudis though

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>>37521788
>you will never gently fuck Ebina as he vents all his stresses on you

>>37521790
He saw the droids.

>>37521817
No we need to be more tolerant. We should be cracking down on bigots like yourself

>>37521804
Even through the pixelation you can see the ecstatic happiness on his face.

Why can I no longer find british knights on the marketplace? have they stopped selling or something?

>>37520779
always ony best behaviour. just sat in my garden enjoying a totally normal roll up. nothing going on here.

>>37521788
he would only take pull it out and rage

probably smells of piss and shit desu

What are your plans for tonight lads?

Also is it me or does tfw guy look like putin?

>>37521857

Weak banter lad

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Pictured: Madoanon's slippers

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>ebinlad will never wake up with a reason to live

Reminder that bigotry is illegal I've alerted police to this thread

>>37521817
We do have to also maintain our way of life and stand together. That's basically the only thing that ordinary people can do in their own lives to help, which is why you hear it a lot.

But at the same time, the government and the security services need to get stuck in to this shit. I am sure they are, but they definitely need more money.

How about hitting all religious buildings that are built with foreign money with a big tax used to fund the security services? That's a right wing policy I could get behind.

>britfeel contains a guy with 30-40 characters that he roleplays as, often interacting with himself, and a guy who spends 8-9 hours a day locating images posted to britfeel on google streetview

>>37521908
>That's basically the only thing that ordinary people can do in their own lives to help

They can vote

>>37521931
And I am sure they will vote on thursday lad, for a party that represents British values.

>>37521949
It's going to be a Tory landslide

>>37521904
What if you're my reason to live?

>>37521762
>Do you think banning Irish people from coming to Britain would have stopped the IRA?

it obviously would not have stopped the IRA but it would have diminished their activities. that is a bad example though because the irish are a part of britain. Refugees have no rights here. Closing our borders would things more difficult for them. accepting them brings us no benefits and only facilitates further terrorist activities and diversity.

>>37521929
I would really love to see psychological evaluations of every poster here.

The rates of mental illness would be staggering.

>>37521882
nah I wouldn't let him.

>>37521984
>accepting them brings us more benefits

What about helping people who had their lives torn apart by a war they have no stake in?

>I'm alright Jack, screw you!

>>37521986
most people here problem have some sort of mental illness or learning difficulty lol

>British values
>posting on social media about what a great time we're having today and how we won't be stopped
>all the while 29 people have been slaughtered in the space of 2 weeks

Head in the sand shit. People not taking this anywhere seriously enough.

HURR DURR LOOK HE'S HOLDING A PINT

Who is britnormie? Why does he post here if he lives out of the UK?

British values:

Torrance
Diversity
Multiculturalism
Being a melting pot of the world

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>>37521975
then you'll probably be heavily let down sometime, make tilde your reason to live

>>37521986
I think the majority would be normie, the mentally ill are just more vocal

>>37522044

>implying mudslimes have any modern cultural worth

Still no proof from the sad cunt who claimed to be "rich and successful"

Hope he realises that he makes all of his racist pals look just as pathetic as he does.

>>37521929
They could just be picking random dodgy places on Google Maps and make up all the rest

Why should I care about refugees and poor people when no one has ever cared about me?

>>37522067
>He's never heard of the Baghdad House of Wisdom

More proof that ignorance breeds racism. Maybe if you had a better education you'd have more enlightened views.

>>37522104
Because you had opportunities that you decided to waste.

That doesn't make you the same as someone who had no opportunities at all, even if the result is the same.

>>37522044

Excessive drinking
Excessive drug taking
Cuck sheds
Freddos

Fixed the list lad

>>37522108

Nigga that shit got torn down in like the 11 or 1200s

>>37522060
Fuck Tilde you're the true qt of /britfeel/

>>37522124
Imagine cuck sheds were a thing and it was common for a man to live in a shed in his garden while his wife fucks a black guy in his house.

Would be such a crazy situation to see it up and down the country.

>>37522134
pocket size madotsuki is actually

Muslim values:

Blowing people up
Molesting children
Getting angry at literally everything
Kebabs

Cuck porn featuring a mudslime as the bull is the new thing in the UK

>>37522161
To each his own. But it's Ebinalad for me.

>>37522168
Not seen any of this yet but I bet if you started it now you could corner the market

Someone tried to start a conversation with me at work out of politeness the other day and I literally couldn't think of anything to say. They said something and I just stared at them for a good 8 seconds trying to think of a response then turned away after making some weird noise.

>>37522023
without sacrifice we would have nothing

we should arm them and turn their nation into a protectorate

Meanwhile at Isis hq:

>Abdul what are they doing after we bombed them
>They're just saying meaningless things about togetherness and tolerance

>>37522161
They're both (most likely below) average looking blokes. Don't compare those filth to the 2d girls they use for attention.

>>37522241
>Arm them

Which faction would you arm?

>Their nation

Which nation?

>>37522241
>Arming Muslim rebels

Yeah this has gone well in the past

>>37522247
I'm fairly ugly and shit with people though so Ebina is like a saint from down here.

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Dougie is cute
CUTE!

>>37522258
bit difficult to answer when it is a completely hypothetical situation

>>37522302
What? It's a real situation going on now.

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What do you guys spend your money on to give meaning to your wageslave existence?

(this is coming from a fellow wagie, not a NEET)

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>>37522172
>spare skin with stretch marks on stomach
>a tired looking face most of the time
>don't know if i'm remotely attractive or not because I've never had anything to gauge it like being rejected by a potential partner etc

tilde probably emits a radiant glow and has perfectly smooth skin

>>37522247
I like to think I don't look like an average steve, but not in a good way

>>37521894
>Pictured: Madoanon's slippers
Kek

>>37522316

Rent, car, food, mostly.
Other than that, save it. 12k so far, just sitting there.

>>37522316
I gamble like all my spare money, it's absolutely retarded because I do it because I don't really care about it. So when I actually do win money I just gamble it again and lose it. I also play online bingo

>>37522332
get a life ebinlad

>>37522314
you didnt specify. free syrian army then obvs

Who do I order weed from on alphabay now that BritishKnights are gone?

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>>37520067
Find me and rape my boypuss desu.

>>37522398
The ideology of FSA groups depends on their commanders. Since they are 90% Sunni muslim, as you'd expect there are some Islamists. How do you make sure the guns don't get to them?

And how does funding the FSA help non combatants, women and children?

>>37522041
I'm from Glasgow and I lived in London for 9 years. I'm also in London once every six weeks.

>>37522332
Perfect people are boring. It's why Tilde never tickled my fancy. Also skinny tired looking lads are a thing I'm into.

>>37522514
get a life britnormie

>drink 5 pints of beer
>burps taste like vodka

what the fuck lads

(CNN)More than 130 imams from Britain are refusing to offer Islamic burials to the three men who launched attacks Saturday night in London, killing seven and wounding dozens more.

"We will not perform the traditional Islamic funeral prayer for the perpetrators and we also urge fellow imams and religious authorities to withdraw such a privilege," the Muslim leaders said Monday in a statement posted on social media.

>>37522422
Fife?

ori

>>37520014
Decided I'm gonna vote labour lads

>>37522603
cIose but no cigar

>>37522581
I'm hurt by that comment.

>>37522634
britnormie what makes you a normie?

t.britrobot

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>>37522413

Your friendly neighborhood drug dealer anon

Things are going to go tits up when the police crack down on all this online marijuanas

>>37522647
He owns all the intellectual rights for characters such as Moni, Len and Tilde.
He's recently diversified his portfolio with the more dramatic Marko and SS anon, culminating in a crossover with the Sunday sport.
He makes a killing off them.

>>37522473
dont know, im not an arms dealer, it was just a suggestion. they are already being armed anyway. not much else we can do.

>>37522634
Britnormie could you stop being an uncomfy cunt and defending muslims every thread?

>>37522647
I just chose this name because people kept calling me a normie when I was posting anonymously.

People objected to my job, my relationship and my social life, but I don't think any of those things necessarily make me a normal person.

>>37522675
The "Len" character made me a millionaire.

>>37522704
I don't talk about politics here. Not my idea of a good time.

>>37522634

How do I franchise a character?
I have some good story lines for Moni, and would love to try them out.

>>37522675

>tfw autistic enough to post in /britfeel/ but not autistic enough to develop a vast portfolio of characters to roleplay with

get a life britfeel

>>37522595
"Moderates" hoping they can divert attention from their gay and woman hating sermons

>>37522725
He changes his tripcode all the time, so you should just put on a Moni trip and start posting. That's what I did with the whole Terry thing. Start subtle and build it up.

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Standards vacate area

Rooooo

Ebinalad, is your name Steve?

>>37522728
thats not very nice anon :(
in the runt hole with you

>>37522776
get a life runthole poster

>>37522759
Fuck sake lad I'm howling

Genuinely think I have orgasm-induced Tourette's, lads.

I just finished and as I came, I sang 21st Century Schizoid Man and then said "r*pe (ex's name). What the fuck is this a sign of? Fwiw, I'd never entertain the notion of doing that.

ngl im going to make a fucking butty later

>>37522817
What you gonna have on it lad?

>>37522862
ham, cheese and lettuce desu lad
the classic

>>37522807
It's a sign you're a well-adjusted normal member of society anon.

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>>37522393
I'm trying but its proving to be difficult. I don't see myself in a good situation ever, still be an outcast by societies standards

>>37522550
I don't think hes perfect in that way, he suffers from a bad illnes for a long time. A lot of his stuff is relatable

>>37522764
no

>>37522862
Soy sauce, salted walkers crisps and ham

>>37522807
When you cum you get a big rush of dopamine.

Tourettes is caused by abornormal dopamine activity.

You probably do have tourettes but it's limited to when you get big dopamine bursts. Do you ever smoke weed and notice the same symptoms?

>>37522648
if labor win weed might be legal soon anon

>>37522914
They just made weed legal in Las Vegas.

Will definitely go out there once they have it all set up.

>>37521590
I like this game. Well done lad.

>>37522931
>>37522914
i have just got into the devils root lads. its a right laugh. im in the mood for a puff right now. i dont know any dealers :(

>>37522979
Are you prepared to order from outside the UK?

If so, try the German Dutch Team on AlphaBay. Best hash I have ever smoked in my life.

They don't have grass but I prefer hash anyway. More discreet for posting etc.

>>37522914
>labor
YANKS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37523004
i dont know how to order it or how to use the deep web and i live with my parents. one of my mates had it last night and i decided to give it a go

>>37523007
I'M 19 AND NEVER VOTED THATS WHY I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT ;_;

>>37522892
how small are your feet madotsuki is being a big tease

>>37522914
Nope. Tim "kill the gays" Farron needs to win for that to happen.

>>37523030
>implying the spelling of the party is any different from the regular word
The yanks always slip up and give themselves away

>>37523026
It's easy lad. A bit of research and you'll get it in no time. Hopefully your parents aren't the type to open their adult children's mail, that would be fucked up.

>>37523030
>19

pffft. you must be the weakest in brit feel.

>>37523068
NO I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT CAUSE SPELLCHECK TOLD ME IT WAS, MY SPELLCHECK MUST BE ON AMERICA

>>37523058
I posted my sock like a week ago, my feet are average size 9.5 or something, not cute desu

>>37523069
my mum is the type. she is nosey bitch. i will just have to find a dealer in real life or something.

>>37522759
spoiler
get a life

>>37523093
Excuses excuses. Let's see your papers, yankee

>>37523093
shut up weakling hehe

>>37523135
NO I DONT HAVE ANY FORM OF ID CAUSE I COULD GET SERVED WITHOUT IT

>>37523103
Outrageous. Good luck finding someone. Hopefully your mate can sort you out.

>>37522422

I'm 99% certain this is in Perth, but just can't crack it

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>>37521929
Isn't life wonderful.

no gf feels back again

Went away for 18 months this time. Wish they'd fuck off permanently

>>37523146
That's not what I'm talking about. Yanks have to have temporary visas to post in these threads

>>37520436
len do you have small feet mado is being mean

listening to asmr then going to hop into bed once my head feels funny

>>37520436
get a life len

>>37522758
britnormie how big are your feet

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>>37523185
Same. I really wish I knew what made it go away last time

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>tfw your folders are such a mess that sorting them out will be a chore
Why did I let it become such a mess?

Also we need a call

i'm going to watch blue velvet while eating my butty

>>37523256
Quite big. 10 or 11, depending on the brand.

>>37523314

I also have 10/11 feet, and wouldn't consider that big really. Maybe we are, I used to think 12+ was required for big

>>37523335
I think 9 is average.

12 is really big. That's at the point where you can't even buy shoes in normal shops anymore. I'd hate that.

Time to put my unused gym membership to use, time to stop being a fat fuck.

Doing purely cardio will help you lose fat right? Don't care about building muscle.

>>37523260
Wish I could have a waifu, but then you're stuck with the fact they'll never be physical

>>37523380
If you burn more calories than you eat, sure

anybody want to play some sort of online browser game together?

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>>37523364
>tfw size 6 shoes
i always fall over

Has anyone got the Diamond Lads logo which is the Diamond Dogs one from Metal Gear Solid but with a bulldog instead of a normal dog?

I swear it used to be in OP picture but I can't see it. You know the one I mean.

>>37523402
Guess I'll have to cut down on the booze and pop, if it weren't for all that I'd be in deficit I'm sure.

>>37523405

I'd definitely be up for that lad.

Whats that one where someone decides between two answers or something, I saw eggman play it on stream once

normies losing their shit over saudi arabia smdhtbqhwy lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13121862/

>>37523416
what the 1 on his hoody?

>>37523380
Lad take it from me, you need to do some weights as well.

I was never a total porker but when I went pure cardio I went from doing okay with the ladies to zero interest because I got so skinny.

If you're massively fat then go for it, but a mixture of weights and cardio is best in general.

>>37523458
Oh yeah that's where it is. For some reason I thought it was a poster in one of the windows.

Is there a large version of it?

>>37523447
/pol/ really makes me think and go hmmm

>>37523461
I don't really give a shit about getting off with women since I don't know or meet any and can't be arsed to either. Just feel like doing it for my own health and looks, going out with mates is a bit embarrassing.

A few are going on a holiday this year to a beachy area and one of the many reasons I didn't want to go is because I didn't want to be the only one with a pot belly and man tits.

got my masters degree offer today lads

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>people who whine that spicy food is not spicy enough to look like a big man

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>>37523274
4 hours 50 min till i'm getting up for work.
need a shower and shave but fuck it now it's spliff,wank then bed time

>>37523551
isn't spicy food quite unhealthy though? i've heard some people say that it's healthy too. i never know who to believe. i just avoid it because i feel that it overpowers such delicate flavours.

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>>37520014
.
.
.
.
.
>89 year old man comes into the surgery
>Struggles walking and often has diarrhoea
>Unable to get to the toilet in time
>Wants me to give him a commode
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37523573
With food, if there's so much conflicting information it's best to just ignore everything

This obviously doesn't apply to stuff like fried chicken though

>>37523493
yeah i bet the lad that did it has a full size image.
if not at a push i suppose you could crop the logo then enlarge the image.

Just stuffed myself full of junk food, now I don't feel so good.

>>37523643
name the foods then, lad..

>>37523515
Well lifting weights helps your body burn calories anyway: more muscle = more calories burnt daily.

Also helps you tone up, which you might need if you're a bloater looking to lose a lot of weight quickly. Just doing cardio might leave you skinny-fat with excess skin.

Also you feel great after lifting weights, even better than after a good cardio workout.

t. person who was once suspicious of lifting.

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Help lads. There is this massive spider in my shed :(