ITT: Autistic things you do Whenever I'm about to shower

That's a big fucking snail, how do they even grow so big? It looks like the enemies you find in the training section of an MMO

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>have a text document that I copy and paste interesting 4chan comments, links, and other things that I'd want to remember on the internet
>have conversations with myself in my head. I talk ou tloud in these conversations when I'm alone
>eat sugary shit until my stomach and surrounding areas begin to hurt immensely
>make shitty music thinking I'm going to get some sort of following for being "experimental" on the internet, despite the fact that my music is not experimental or interesting in the slightest. It's just shit
>world building, including making made up languages and cultures for each region
>thinking about making a video game about my world, but I get bored and lose motivation so quickly that I barely have the main character walking around in a test room, with an enemy that chases after you, but doesn't do anything else
>browse 4chan for several hours a day, sometimes entire days on end
>jack off to shit that it is not normal for a human male to be jacking off to
>sometimes go into the bathroom and stare at the wall, while sitting on the floor, wrapped in a blanket
>sometimes squish myself into the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom, because I want to be in a small, tight space, and wish the cabinet had a lock, so I can lock away the outside world
>make autistic looking "statues" out of wrappers and napkins, while or after eating my food
>pick my nose in public
>cross my legs when sitting
>try to took people in the eye when they talk to me, but I find it really hard, so I look at them for a second or two, then look away for a few seconds, then realize I'm supposed to look the person in the eye, so I look back at them and the cycle repeats
>sometimes make shitty memes in ms paint
>sometimes start some project that I start but never finish
>have hundreds of these projects
>still have stuffed animals
>get irrationally angry when anyone tries to throw something out that belongs to me
>wear the garb of a school shooter
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>randomly shout out song lyrics, when a song gets stuck in my head
>sometimes lose focus, staring out into space, thinking about nothing for several minutes
>don't have the attention span to do anything but 4chan all day
>eat dry, raw spaghetti and other raw ingredients when I'm out of food I don't have to cook, even if cooking involves just throwing it into the microwave
>draw shitty pictures in ms paint, just to pass the time
>unironically read sonichu
>tap pencil along with melody of a song. also chew/hit teeth together to melody of song
>hit myself hard whenever I get mad or sad about something
>have slept outside on several occasions when my roommate wanted the apartment to himself to fuck his girlfriend
>start pulling on my hair as hard as I can for no fucking reason at all
>eat my fingernail and toenail clippings
>get irrationally obsessed with certain things

>>37551920
Every night before I go to bed I go in the closet and rub the wall 4 to 104 time's and then look at the wall and turn my head and look at it again, and keep doing this to a 4 to 104 times, then go to sleep. if I leave my room I have to do it again before I can sleep again.

>>37552204
>>have conversations with myself in my head. I talk ou tloud in these conversations when I'm alone
Jesus Christ I wish I could stop doing this.

I cross my legs while sitting pretty often too but I don't think that's a big deal or care about it. It's just comfortable. I know kids in middle school used to make a "big deal" about it being a gay way to sit and said you could only sit that way if you have no balls implying it crushes them, but I'm not in middle school anymore and my balls don't get crushed because they're not between my legs when I'm sitting so fuck all those retards.

>constant autistic screeching when somebody i don't want to talk to, attempts to start a conversation

>>37552204
>have a text document that I copy and paste interesting 4chan comments, links, and other things that I'd want to remember on the internet
what's autistic about that? I copy-paste passwords, links I plan on revisiting, self-help, information on drugs and mental health advice, self-improvement motivation, etc.

>>37552536
Yeah, but copy and pasting some stupid comment I saw on 4chan, because I thought it was witty, interesting, and brought light on a viewpoint I had not yet considered, as well as several shitty porn links is on another level. Writing down your passwords or something isn't really autistic.

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>>37551920
Why is this weird? I do this all the time.
I used to love pretending to be a cat/druid all the time, I used to pounce all over my boyfriend and meow at him.
I'd even pretend to be hurt from a battle and lay in my bed and get him to pretend to heal me.

Ok, now I say it outloud it may be somewhat autistic.

Be diagnosed with Autism

>>37552361
I was hitting my teeth together to a song while reading this
Help

>>37552204
>sometimes go into the bathroom and stare at the wall, while sitting on the floor, wrapped in a blanket
I do this, but I lay in the bath tub whenever I get nervous

>act like a racist white person from the south, say FUCKING DIRTY NIGGER and shit, all ironically
>think of myself doing something but imagine it's someone else
>play with imaginary cats
>if see a picture of a cat move the cursor over it pretending I'm stroking it
>pretend I'm a speed runner, say I'm getting really bad RNG here folks etc. when fucking up
>re-read posts I made and pretend I'm someone else reading them
>when waiting for a web page to load, blink eyes slowly until it's loaded
>when watching a western cartoon or movie imagine what the japanese dub would sound like
>watch video of people arguing and start getting worked up
>prefer to eat standing up

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>pretend pencil is a tachometer needle while in class, move and bounce it through the rev range as if I'm driving a car
>make car noises by buzzing lips when I'm alone
I used to do this thing where every time I saw dots arranged in a grid I had to connect the dots in my head to make a 3d cube like with isometric graph paper.
>pretend little people are in my head and run my body like I'm the Enterprise
>as I lay in bed I imagine them going through checklists of what happened that day and what parts need to be repaired, status reports from different parts of the body, etc

>>37551920
sounds like fun op

I say horribly inappropriate things when i get nervous around people.

>playing magic with friends on campus
>girl walks over and asks are we playing cards
>"No I'm playing with my dick."
>silence

>>37551920
>Have a tulpa (basically an imaginary friend for adults).
>Listen to dog barking videos to calm myself down.
>Been told I talk as if I was "An alien who didn't understand humans".
Yeah that's about it, probably more, but that's all I remember.

>>37551920
>made up several worlds/civilisations, ranging from ancient Greek-like to late middle ages, and some post-apocalyptical, complete with maps, heraldry and history
>often act out these huge battles, mostly cavalry charges and battles for cities/fortresses
>sometimes act out pokemon battles
>create fake pokemon, drew a dex of 161
>consider making a pokemon romhack but immediately lose interest because I don't know shit about technical computer stuff
>keep track of every film I watch in an excel sheet and every book I read in a notebook because I'm afraid I forget what I watched/read
>walk the dog as early as possible to avoid seeing people
>try to avoid people I know so I don't have to talk to them
>often pretend I'm on some sort of talkshow arguing with people I saw on the news

>>37551920
Every night when I go to bed I fantasize about two animated girls lying in my arms. There is nothing sexual, we don't "talk" and I just know they love me. The girls tend to change from time but they are always from the same universe / story and they "know" each other.

I'm drifting into sleep with Ahsoka and Riyo from the Clone Wars in my arms for months now.

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When I'm alone I sometimes act like there could be bolsheviks around every corner and my rifle needs to be reloaded so I go through the motions I remember from RO2 and then usually by the time I'm done I remember how autistic I'm being.

Life is suffering famalams.

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>>37552204
>>have a text document that I copy and paste interesting 4chan comments, links, and other things that I'd want to remember on the internet
is it worse if I take the time to print the comments I save to put in my dairy so I can read them to myself later when im feeling down and hope that someday I'll be able to share the 4chan post I find with someone else

>>37552833
>when waiting for a web page to load, blink eyes slowly until it's loaded
I've been doing this since being a little kid, but really fast blinking instead of slow

>>37554328
Good idea, I might do this now, but not for anyone else, just for my own amusement.

>>37554502
oh ok I dont feel that weird about it anymore coolio

>>37551920
do these giant snails still get btfo when you poor salt on them?

whenever I shower I put the showerhead to my mouth, fill it with water and spit it out into the bath

I have no fucking clue why I do that

>>37551920
everything i do

Tab out every turn in Turn based strategy games, because I can't stand watching the other players' take their turns. I have no idea why. It makes me physically uncomfortable.

I actually have autism

>>37551920
is that a pug?