Lurkers, show yourselves at once. Let's see the actual amount

>>37568173
Hello papi

>>37568173
Le nonmoving .gif meme

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>>37568173
i've saved over 10000 pics from this site but i never use any of them

pepe collection over 2k

moshi moshi, steven spielberg desu

>>37568173
How intermittent is intermittent?

fuck off - Original, by me

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I am here robot overlord

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>>37568173
I lay amongst the ranks of the intermittent contributors.

>>37568173
Torontobot lurking in.

>>37569122
>checked them
Allahu akbar!

Bepis pooper

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Intermittent poster and rare oc creator standing by

>>37568173
Guilty as charged. I'm even a recluse online. I rarely ever comment.

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I post atleast 5 - 8 replies a day (12+ depending on the day) and maybe 2 threads a month.

heavy or intermittent?

hello there, for iam here

>>37569494
Are you kidding, that's barely above lurker

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>>37568173
>TFW it's been half a decade since you were a summerfag

>>37568173
im a lurker.

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I am here posting for you

>>37569494
Ya that's lurker tier. I usually make 40-50 threads a day, reply hundreds of times and samefag hundreds of times daily.

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>lurker
>see this thread
>dont post in it

>>37569828
I'm posting to leave you a (You)

i don't get why lurkers hide when shitposting is so fun. It's not like you could possibly reduce the quality of this board... it's already shit

>>37568173
the robot never lets me post

>A thread every 1-2 months
>about 15-20 replies a week

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>>37568173
>Expecting lurkers to post in this thread

>>37569965
i just never have anything useful or good to post

>>37569965

i'm curious about watching robots in their natural habitat. also curious about the reaction with the influx of women and more normals on the board.

i'm not curious enough to interact with them thou

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>>37568173
>TFW I am the 1%

Feels good man.

Please reply to me if you're in the 90%, I don't care what you say.

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>>37568173
9% reporting in. Sometimes I post a bunch, sometimes I just lurk for a while.

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im a lurker

oregano

>>37569142
toronto is suffering, but then again so is everything in my life. i live there too

what are your stats, can i ask? age, race, are u kv, etc

im 26 kv neet

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>>37568173

> 9%
> Usually lurk the penis threads

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>>37568173
ya caught me

oregano comet

Intermittent organically checking in

>>37570302
Nigger are you really trying to hook up with someone on this fucking thread.

>>37570356
no i just wanted to hear toronto ppl talk about themselves

Been lurking this board since august

>>37568173
sah du

>only post in salary threads to make myself feel better

I probably make around 1-4 posts a day. This is my 4th today.

I almost never start threads though.

aren't the lurkers all just literal bots scanning through the site, though?

>>37568173
The only way for you to truly understand how much of a robot I am, I would have to empirically divulge all of my romantic and semi romantic experiences. To save time I'll just say I'm an autistic namefag.

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>>37570423
Get your picture out of here FBI-kun.

post
rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5 rule 5

Intermittent poster checking in

>>37570423
can I get in trouble for googling this because now I feel like i might

>>37568173
this is my 3rd post in 4 years

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something below that of a lurker

>>37570557
Enjoy being on the list.

>>37570557
wow its fucking nothing fuck you robot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37568653

lol i do the same post 'em brother

>>37569141

you are not alone, sad man

>>37569494

hevvy

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>>37568173
Been here a few years, only ever made 3 threads
desu

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been lurking for years and slowly integrating into this robot hole.

>>37568173
I'm too anxious to even post on anonymous forums like this. I close out the thread right after leaving a message (which I rarely do) but even then I get embarrassed imagining how people might have responded. Going to close the tab right after leaving this. Thank you all non lurkers for the fun.

>>37570557
DO NOT Google it, it's CP! Fucking fbi honey pots

>>37570757

damn look at those digits. plenny o' sevenz

>>37568173
yo i hate myself and my roomm8s are shaming me for giving up on getting pussy (female validation) because im too "good looking" and smart to.... idk i fucking stopped listening i just wana fucking relapse and neck myself

these withdrawls are convulating my being

>>37570790
Shit, can I really get in trouble for that, It's on google, not my fault

>>37568173
I've awakened WITNESS ME

>>37568173

I post worthless one-liners every now and then, but I don't usually have anything interesting to contribute so I just hang back and watch

>>37568173
Hi, how are you? My Name's AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37568173
19 years old virgin, never had a gf and usually lurk here just to get depressed

>>37568173
I get into heated arguments if something strikes me as wrong motherfucker. Otherwise I just peacefully lurk and sometimes post in comfy threads.

>>37570961
same. living the dream..

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>>37568173
Here I am

I don't usually post because this place is full of normalfags

I'm also a wagecuck

>>37568173
intermittent checking in

Someone please kill all the trap shills.

>>37568173
here lies a lurker, and his only post

>>37571052
>>37571071
Kys summerqueers

>>37569122
checkererererered

Lurker here cause whatever I write is not original and stupid

>>37570871
Hmm that's a good question, the law says you can't have any photos with lascivious intent, I don't know if that applies or not

I wish I could post without killing threads.

>>37568173
>tfw no lurker friend to spend lots of time with and eventually fall in love

fuck faggots i hate all faggots nigger haha faggots nigger

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B-but you robots told me not to post because I'm a girl

>>37568173
A thread a couple of times a week and about ~10 replies a day. I'd say I'm between intermittent and heavy contributor, I'm pulling my weight

>>37571572
But.. there are no girls on internet

you should not be encouraging anyone to post

>>37568631
PNG support for Internet Explorer came very late. Win98 or so.

>>37568173
>tfw browsed 4chan since 2007 on an almost daily basis and posted only under 100 times

If I'm not on my phone then I might post something, but even that is rare, I think if you made an average on a week it wouldn't be past a post per day maybe. I just don't have nothing to say, even robots consider me boring, and even if I do find a thread I like and make a thought out post I never get any (You)s. I have only ever made two threads and one was by accident.
Does that make me an intermittent contributor or a lurker?

Kheelo

>>37568173
>...Anonymous
>06/07/17(Wed)14:15:30 No.37568173
HOLA MI HERMANO. ME LLAMO JUAN. SOY DE ARGENTINA. AQUI ARGENTINA ES EL PAIS SUPERIOR.

I'm here for the tits and the tiny pussy

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I'm a lurker but I'm coming on less and less because I'm worried I'll stay

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>>37570423
bloxxxx, this should be original

>>37572071
is the first one supposed to be unwillingly?

>>37568173
I've posted on this entire site 7 times in 10 years, like fuck man
I don't even know why I'm still here

I don't understand lurkers. I simply can not watch a conversation unfold on here without saying something when the conversation is interesting enough to me.

I post at max like 10 times a year. And when I do it's all in a day or two on multiple boards

semi-regular poster here

all lurkers are parasitic trash
don't ever come here again

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>>37568653
I will take this pic, take this one

I don't post much since this board got taken over by normies

yes, i lurg

I only lurk cuz I'm a normie desu, best childhood friend turned into a robot so I lurk here to keep up with him

Also a newfag so won't post anything of value anyway

>>37568173
I post a few times a day, several if it's a good day. Too nervous to check replies. No bully pls

>>37568173
>Amount of robots right now
>Implying
They aren't robots, they are normies, fuck, most of the intermediate contributers at this point are fucking normies.

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>>37568173
I gotta lurk till I can figure out how you fellers tick

>>37570302
22 NEET, Ontario, what's good anon

I don't post alot because I'm afraid of being bullied. The internet is a spooky place

>>37569142

ayy T.O here

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>>37568173
You caught me, I never post

>>37568173
I lurk because I'm a autistic piece of shit person

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>>37571572

Out. Out. Out.Out.Out.Out.Out.Out.Out.Out.Out.

Out.

>>37570423
Why hasn't google done shit about this one?

>>37568173
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU oregano comento

>>37568173
I've lurked for so long that the only times I ever post are so that I know the formatting so I don't look like a newfag if there ever comes a time I have to post.

FUCK OFF YOU GANG STALKING FAGGOTS

ima lurker dood, and i don't want to become anything higher than that. you guys are pretty chill dudes, lonely sadd but chill.

h-h-hi desu

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Lurking HalfNormie here hiya

I'm a normie, but I like to watch

>>37568173
not normie, just like to lurk

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>>37568173
Ayy lmao.
I don't really lurk that much though.

>>37570041
this isnt our natural habitat anymore because of fuckers like you, fuck off cunt

>>37573793
dude relax go to that depressing wizard board if you're such a cool guy.

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Lurking /r9k/ /b/ /pol/

Posting mostly on /bant/

>>37568173
Are there really 110 of us only?

I post about once month. See you in July...

Intermittent poster here

>>37568173
I think you're all losers

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>>37568173
Originalcommentsoitshowsupandimalurker123abcdoremifuckyou

>>37569989
How was that original??

@oriellyautorepair

>>37570069
(You)

$&for unironically media enterprise solutions

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>>37568173
Hello. i just found this site in february. i dont post because i dont like anime, video games or memes. i also dont know how to interact with you all.

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Haven't posted since 2016, have around 5k images though

>>37570972
Ur a fagiolli

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>>37568173
Intermittent contributer here, I go through cycles of posting heavily for a month then vanishing for 3 or so months. Have been since 2014 now, though before was a heavy contributer on other boards before 2014. I just happen to be in my one month of contribution right now.

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>>37571572
REEEEEEEE:::::EEEEEEEEEE GET OOOUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT

^ this was not original. What the fuck.

>>37572460
Feed me with your posts

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>>37568173
Rarely-post poster checking in

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>shit to do tomorrow at 8
>almost 3 in the morning

I'm fucked

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>>37568173
ayyyyyy
i cant be original. thats why i dont post

What's even the point of posting in this shitty thread with these shitty people. Most of them here are faggots from reddit and ifunny, here to steal content.

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Don't have creativity to contribute, maybe one day I'll get something clever

You got me, I'm a lurker

>>37568173
I have no right to post in this board, so I lurk

Hello :^( I get too nervous to post and I end up deleting my original draft ,, so here I go

Hi I'm a column writer. I've been watching you people for a couple of weeks to prepare my piece. Stay tuned!

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Ya got me, in return, have this rare pepe.

'Ello, been lurking here since 2010

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Ha fun meme lol :^)

>>37570961
Same shit, however this site actually cheers me up by showing me that I'm not alone

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semi rare pepe
i post in bursts sometime 3-5 times for a week then nothing for months

>>37568173
Here I am m90

>>37568563
I want a submissive, loyal, thick, and somewhat white looking latina gf that calls me "papi".

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Yay! Let's show some r9k pride!

We're all coming together as a big family!

( Current soundtrack: https://youtu.be/cGSnbOVj9Tk )

>>37575204
Whoa!

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>>37568173
I am the lurker!

>>37568173
*steps out of shadow

Robot calling in

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What's with the sad anime frog on this social media site?

>>37568173
Checking in, anons

hiya biya

I like to lurk :^0

>>37568173
hello gais

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I was shocked by how relatable pic related is.

Only difference is that I use Twilight on my phone to filter blue light.

I use clover, and pin as many interesting threads as possible, and keep the app in cache, and read those threads exactly like the virgin.

I think these virgin means are the apex of r9k creativity

>>37575770
Also my chin is exactly like him.

I comment about 3 times a day even though I am on here for about 10 hours a day, what up

>>37568173
Hey there motherfuckers

It's hard to believe I've been lurking this God forsaken website for close to a decade now.

>>37568173
is...is this how to post?....I haven't posted since my /k/ days....4 years ago....

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>>37568173
greetings cunt

hey howdy

I am that infamous thread killer.

sup buddy
lurked here since 2007
i wish i was dead

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>>37568173
Ayy wuz really good my guy

>>37569918
You just did though

>>37576211
He speaks for all those who didn't, dumbass 9_9

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>>37576261
Didn't do what?

>>37568563
Ayay papi!

I'm a lurker because I'm too depressed to post good content

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Lurking is comfy

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>>37568173
i'm here son

I don't want lurkers to talk I just imagine them as the worst 16 year old filthy frank watching normies ever. They would spam this board with lenny face in seconds

>>37577093
the posters are the memelord normies that enforce the r9k meme we are just here for entertainment value

>>37568173
>1%
OP
>9%
Normgroids who want to be part of epic OP's thread post here
>90%
>watch the thread
Don't post because I know is shit
(even this thread will brings the 9%)

Privet, tovarishi roboti

>>37577166
Indeed.
Originality at it's finest.

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>>37568173
I heed thy call

I have been lurking for about 6 years, and this will be my 4th post.

>>37577218
This image actually sums up 4chan pretty well.

>>37568173
It's ya boi, skinny penis!

>>37577190
Privet, drug. Russkie roboti obyedinyaytes

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Oh, remember the mocking bird, my baby bun
He used to sing for his supper, baby
Yes he used to sing for his supper, babe
He used to sing so sweet
Since my baby left me he ain't sang for two long days
Oh, remember the blue-birds and the honey bees,
They used to sing for sunshine
They used to sing for the flowers
They used to sing so sweet
But since my baby left me they ain't sang in two long days
Hey pretty baby, come on back to me
Make ev'ry body as happy as can be
So, baby, if you'll please come home again you know i'll
Kiss you for my supper,
You know I'll kiss you for my dinner, yeah!
But, ah, if you don't come back you know I'll have to
Starve to death
'cus I ain't had one kiss all day now
Please remember
You've got to remember
You've got to remember our love
Come on back, baby, come on back in my arms,
I'll make ev'rything that better
Come on, baby, hurry up now
Can you hear me calling you back again now?
Come on, baby, stop jiving around, hurry home, hurry home

Islam is a religion of peace. Extremist should be extremely peaceful.

>>37568173
we have awakened

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>>37568173
>see this thread
>continue lurking anyway

>>37568173
i lurk and sometimes post

>>37577530
yep me as well

Lurker robot reporting in

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I post here from time to time. This isn't exactly what I would call my "home board". I'm a filthy crossboarder scum and choose to post more on a few other boards.
Most of my posts here are shitposts.

fkkkkfkkfkkfkkfkfkfkkfprpprprprprpprprprprprprpppppplll

>>37568173
official lurker

>>37568173
>Lurkers, show yourselves

Nah

>>37568173
lurker who occasionally posts once in a thread but never goes back and forgets he ever posted here

Sometimes I larp as male and post misogynist shit to get (you)s even though I'm a girl, I just like sad men getting sadder. One time a femanon caught me out because she probably recognized my gender by my writing. Sometimes I larp as an attractive female and bully robots by detailing my adventures of taking in Chad's dick. Sometimes I larp as a normie. Sometimes I have fights with myself. Most times I just post shit because I am bored and have nothing better to do.

>Crawls out from vent in ceiling

Yeah, we're here.

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I mainly browse & post on /pol/ when its not flooded by ribbit. I also rarely lurk /x/ & save gud menes from /wsg/ And come to lurk here when /pol/ is flooded by the redditors. I sometimes post + make a thread here when I find something worthy to discuss.

Orig as fuck

>>37568173
op is fag xDDDDDDDDDDDD

Lurker checking in

>>37578521
Im also a threadkiller for some reason.

>>37568173
I'm too fucking depressed to write anything

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>>37568173
Been lurkan for 3 years now, only post every couple weeks.
>Autism so heavy it kills any attempts at social interaction, even online

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>>37568173
im here and im queer.
origingnvnfdk scjkdmcndskjcn sm/cdfnsc.

>>37568173
Hi. Post once every few weeks at the most. Lurk everyday

>>37568173
Unifag here. Academic writing unfininshed, exams on the way, extending my language courses for another semester, in case what language its japanese but my father recommends it, i dunno but maybe i should have taken french in the first year. Now is final year and i feel so demotivated to study. Dear god why cant I be a wageslave in this third world country? Studying sucks, my parents tell if you get a degree you get better job, well guess what my friend who finished with a diploma and a secondary school is much more qualified for a job than I am. Fuck this university shit. Also planning to move to "first world nations" to get gibs and if possible procreate with "western females. Thank god for liberal mental illness

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organelles and pee pee poo poo

>>37568173
Writing on 4chan is for dummies, real smart kids only read ang judge

slovenbot lurkin

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>>37568173
I just started lurking this board.

Hello from /v/.

i am the lord of the game

*posts oregano*

>>37568173
All meme around, and you fell for this one anon

>>37568173
lurkers are the only true bots

Started lurking yesterday

Has anyone seen my bees?

>I swear i left them here

Lurker here. I Post *maybe* 5 times a week. Probably made less than 20 threads in the 9 years I've been on 4chins

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>>37568173
Red 5 standing by

>>37568173
Hello originallyoo

>>37568173
ture lurker robot
originario

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>>37568173
Newfag lurker here.....

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newfag lurk pls no xxecute never made a thread

>>37581131
>>37581161
get out all reddit newfags

Is anybody looking for a bf?

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>>37568173
im here robot daddyyyy

>>37568173
ain't nothin wrong with a little lurkin

I'm just here to make myself realise my life isn't so bad after all

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>>37568173
w;ll... th{t's m3.../

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>>37568173
lurker here, this has been my first year on 4chan. I've only posted 7 times,

nobody in this thread is a lurker.

I don't feel good posting i feel like i shouldn't exist

>>37568173
Hi mama mia

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i am a girl teeheeee :) :) xDDDD

Hi friends

I only post maybe 5-8 times a week and have never started a thread

>>37568173
just lackin. leavin a lurk

>>37571852
Here's (you). For (you) ;>)
ORIBIBO

>>37568173
Yeah, what you want

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>>37568173
Internet retired faggot reporting in.

I lost the passion to post here, can't find anything i like enough to the point of replying, so here take you (OP)

>>37568173
hello daddydodo

>>37568173

this is my first post on /r9k/ and i have been here for about 2 months just watching you all

this is a strange board

>>37568173
Sup faggotinis, have a nice evening.

I lurk because every single time I post a greentext story the thread has already died before I'm finished typing

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i only post like 5 times a week

>>37583010
>not pretyping greentext
i hope all your threads die fampai

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>tfw never post because i've nothing worth to say

>>37568173
What's up lol

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>>37568173
I get bullied everytime I try to post despite having been lurking for 5 years now...

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>>37568173
I lurk most of the time but do post sometimes as well

>>37568173
ogon po gotovnosti

how the ORIGINAL is this not original

I post sometimes when I feel like it, and when my IP's not blocked but I never get (you)s so I just go back to lurking

holy shit I made this thread and clicked it away as soon as it got washed away by other threads without reply, but look at it now! awesome, thanks for your contributions!

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Lurker trapbot here, going back to lurking because responding to threads is not my thing.

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Wehehe ima lurkr

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>>37568173
some originality please

Last time i posted anything, i got banned for a month.

I don't think its a good idea for me to post so i'll just lurk instead.

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My summer is going well, for a lurker

>>37568173
Hdcjceke indbfhsjdjsjx

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I post every now and then.

Sometimes I see my drawings here and there.

>>37568563
Idk why I lurk desu I would make a perfect original contributor

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Sup man
Hello from Italy

I guess I'm kinda a lurker uguu

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>>37568173
lorkar heir

Aye what up

>>37572130
nope
first one is willingly doing it because you dont know or are too daft to see why not to

Italian lurker
Porca madonna!

Henlo from maryland

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>>37584790
porky maddona to you too!

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what do you want, fellow ribbit?

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Always felt like I'm just reading other peoples thoughts when I'm here, kinda weird knowing that no knows anything about me or what I think of them

>>37569142
Same here originallylyl. Too many asian qts and i cant have any of them.

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>tfw I'll originally die alone

>>37568173
nnigigngigniegiengiegneigniegniegniegneigneigied

>>37585580
why do you waste your time here

>>37568173
H E R E I A M , R O C K E D Y O U L I K E A H U R R I C A N E

occasional poster reporting in

NH bot reporting

>>37584317
ldk why I lurk desu I would make a perfect originaI contributor

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Am an /r9k/ lurker, Ama

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>>37568173
HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN, GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN. Level 87 on Dark Souls 1 360 summon me I'm at the Solaire bonfire in Anal Rodeo

>>37568173
How long should I lurk until I start regulary replying? I've only been here for a year and a half

>>37586675
You are done lurking when you see shit you don't understand and you know with absolute conviction that it's some new fucking shit forced normalfag meme like zozzle, and not just some part or /r9k/ culture you don't understand.

Checking in. Beta uprising when?

Xddd so true

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>>37586850
It's actually been pretty beta here lately. Maybe things are going back to normal now?

I've never considered myself a part of the board/culture, or the website in general. I've posted as much as some of you have, though.

Where do I fall? Middle ground? Or am I just another one of you?

I manage to kill threads 90% of the time so I mostly concede to the universe and lurk only. I think also the fact that I've been here for a decade goes against me too, it reeks of retard teenager antics across most boards. This autistic shit flinging is especially prevalent on /v/, which is annoying because I love video games.

>>37587075
This, teenagers are such angsty fucks. Granted I was too but I guess that's just part of being that age, so fucking annoying

>>37569880
Sounds like you need a life desu.

>>37587495
Who the fuck are you to judge betalord?

I have been here since the beginning and post less than once a week on average.

I've been lurking for 3 years. My ISP is b&, but sometimes I can randomly post. I don't know why and I can't fix it.

>>37568173
ayo
oringinaondsfsipatd snf oringial ocmennetinoioii

>>37568173
aye its a me papi

>>37587719
Why were you banned, pray tell?

@37568173
l'm gay

woo

Too,lazy to post. Last post was a month ago

31 year old virgin lurker reporting in

>>37587886
Dunno it says "Your ISP was banned due to abuse" but I rarely post let alone abuse. Only on rare random occasions like this one am I allowed to post and I'm too broke to buy a pass. Seems fitting that I'm not allowed to express myself in the only place where I can freely do so. Kill me.

helo yes i am lurker

I report for senpai-chaan owo

end my miserable life please

>>37569880
you're basically all of /r9k/

>>37568173
lurkman here, dont post because most people are either a trap or a normie or a massive attentionwhore, usually all 3

Henlo there

>>37568173
i'm 37 Origano yerba

>>37568173
Lurker reporting in. Don't have much to contribute, but once every now and then I'll start a thread.

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Not really a lurker, I just only reply to people when I really and truly empathize with them.

And only start threads when I really need to vent on serious topics.

/r9k/ is the one board I would never shitpost on.

Stopped posting after 4chan was taken over by redditors. Still lurk though. Been here since 2007

I mostly lurk around, but sometimes I post replies too.

Rarely start threads and when I do, they die almost immediately. So I never post.

hi tho

Lurker Squadron, standing by.

Salutations, my /r9k/ brethren

>>37568173
I'm small-medium contributor.
If my English was better I would even contribute more

>>37568173
Hi
originilioni

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Usually a Lain but I lurk here on occasion. hello world.

>>37568173
Sup guys. I post in one of 10 threads I open.
I enjoy (You)s a lot, but am never creative enough to russle enough jimmys for some.

not a lurker
i post in christian, wagie, and income threads

>>37568173
Never made a thread here, only posted to answer people's questions.
Feels kind of good.

ive only made like one good thread over about 10 years that ive been here and that even probably cant be considered good

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>>37568173
Just a newbie over here, lurking and learning.

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>>37568173

S-... sorry a-anon.

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>>37568173
i always want to post long texts about why my life is shit and why it's my fault, but then i realize i would either get called a normie or my post would get ignored

so i don't interact and just observe

Im acquainted with too many semi-normies who lurk here as well so i cant post anything of value for fear of giving my self away

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>>37568173
I mostly watch the originality from the shadows.

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>>37568173
More like 1% OC creators
9% angry lazy bitches who complain nonstop
90% cuck faggots

>>37585580
i want to know what you think of me senpai

>>37568173
Depends on the thread. I find myself responding to bait most of the time but it makes me feel better about myself. I usually write fanfiction so you don't want my OC.

Not a true lurker anymore...

I only post once a year. See you next year.

>>37568173
I lurk here and in real life
Give me japanese gf pls ;-;.

You got me /0/
I

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Fine cunt boi

I can post but normally I overthink myself out of it.

>>37568173
Hello friend. I hardly even have the time to lurk anymore. Such is the life of a wagie.

Hallo, I em lurkour.

>>37568173
ive made about 15 posts now, 16 now thanks to you

>>37589985
fat chance weeb

the more you want them, the less they want you. plus they can smell the weird on you.

what you want is the fantasy of an asian gf. spoiler: she wont be anything like an anime girl. instead, try and find a cozy messy nerdy gf, race notwithstanding. good luck to you my friend

>>37568173
kys fag
lurkers are failed normies trying to understand this, REEEEE i hate normies

lurker here.... I just don't know what to say....

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Lurkerfag

summerfag of 08, lurker of various chans, maybe a dozen posts in that time

>>37568653
can you dump them somewhere?
the pepe's

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>>37568173
h-hi.
oreganoliliii