/britfeel/ voting day edition

>>37568193
You're a bad boy lad

>>37568193

Sprinting down to the polling station later. Love a good vote.

i registered 2 weeks ago but they didnt send me a polling card

>>37568193
Lenlad made that OP image. I wonder what else he's contributed.

>voting

Lol, normie. Do you also recycle and volunteer at charity?

>anon in the last thread didn't know you had to register to vote

I wonder how many more there is like him

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Milk Cat 73

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>drink lots of fluids throughout the day
>try to sleep
>have to pee every 5 minutes

Bit annoying desu. Good night lads~

>>37568319
Have you been checked for diabetes lad

>>37568319
good night tilde lad

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Sappers reporting, still playing Company of Heroes 2. Told the folks on /tg/ that I'd get on finishing the almost year old WIP. That may have been a little bit of a lie.

Ah. Video games.

Post waifus.

Give me one good reason to get out bed tomorrow and vote

>>37568319

sweet untethered dreams

not a robot, drunk, almost cheated on the gf today fuggg

>>37568391
you get a free cup of tea and biscuit of your choice

>>37568391

big jezza will give neetbucks to all

>>37568403
im brit at least btw

>>37568391
It would be nice if you got out of the house, your mother is worried about you.

>>37568353
I think you're one of the most under rated posters here lad, I enjoy your little blogs.

Daily reminder that UKIP is a wasted vote, don't be a dickhead, vote Conservative for a secure and stable future.

>>37568408
Is this true? Do they have jammy dodgers?
>>37568420
I have a job though lad, what does jez offer me? I don't like May either though. I now know how yanks felt with Hillary and Trump
>>37568424
But tomorrow is my day off work lad, I don't want to get out the house

>>37568391
Because men fought and died for democracy blah blah blah you may as well stay in bed nothing ever changes in this country

>>37568439
Flip floppy may sure is stable

>>37568391

that's where all the normies will be, you do want to fit in with the normies and become a valued participant in the democratic system don't you anon.

>>37568430
Is it an indictment of my sense of self worth that I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not?

Thanks, though.

GET OUT AND VOTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPmoDo2Wd9o

>>37568448
oh no, sorry about that, those are the only ones they dont have

>>37568451
But didn't men die for my right not to vote aswell? All seems like one big meme tbqh

>>37568470
Is Adrian Diane Abbott?

>>37568468
You mean an indication, and it is if you think it is.

>>37568448

jezza will fund the NHS so if you get hit by a car you'll be able to get a bed

#voteJEZZA

>>37568485
The argument relies on the idea that democracy is something good and worth fighting for, but you may be not feel that way.

>>37568502
>You mean an indication

No, unless I'm using the word wrong, I don't.

Google gives this definition and example:


>a thing that serves to illustrate that a system or situation is bad and deserves to be condemned.

>"these rapidly escalating crime figures are an indictment of our society"

I think it works in this context, somewhat

>>37568448
If nothing else vote Jezza for slightly cheaper utility bills

>>37568557

you used it right, his post is just an indictment of his limited vocab & the fact that he's a brainlet

>>37568470
This is amazing, did you make this?

pip pip cheerio

I wish I could vote for a meme candidate. Mummy May and Corbyn aren't memey enough.

>>37568577
Well, I suppose we all make mistakes sometimes.

>vocab

That brings back memories.

>>37568633

Me and a few of the lads are gonna spoil are papers by drawing gondola on them, youre welcome to join us if you want

>>37568633
>tfw no monster raving loony party

I'm actually going to be really upset if the conservatives get in.

I'm ill right now and can't work. I also need desperate mental health treatment.

>tfw been on a waiting list for two months despite a priority referral.

If the conservatives get in I'm not going to get the help I need from the mental health services cause their funding will get cut and I also won't be able to rely on welfare to help me get back on my feet.

Considering offing myself lads. I clearly don't fit into the tory way of life.

>>37568665
Shit for rich tossers desu

>>37568658
Might do that. Was going to go with Corbyn. Still might. But on the other hand, a vote for nihilism might be good too.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136963

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136963

http://www.strawpoll.me/13136963

important lads

>>37568597
Nah, found it mining for keks on reddit

I find politics very boring lads, I don't vote because I don't know a single policy of either party. Kind of ironic since I love reading about historical politics

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>>37568193
Sorry lads, didn't quite get it done in time for the new thread.

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Which one are you?
The 1% here

Where do all the people my age live? My street is just full of middle aged couples and old people.

>>37568776
Nice work lad, use it for the next one

>>37568788
1% all the way desu, fuck lurker scum tbqh

Who's Jeremy Corbyn?

>>37568788
I'd say I'm in the top 1%. There's not a single day I don't have several active hours here.

>>37568788
there are only 3-4 different people in these threads

>>37568788

i post in here at least a few times a day so i suppose id be 1%?

>>37568788
1% a lot of the time but sometimes I'm too miserable/drunk/high to post much

>>37568820
I know you're memeing but a guy at my work legit had no idea who he is. If he wasn't constantly memed about here I'd believe you

>>37568788
Wording is wrong on this, it's actually
1% Creators
9% Contributors
90% Lurkers
Creators are the sort of people who make OC
Contributors comment on things and remix OC
Lurkers take and give nothing at all back

>>37568860
>but a guy at my work legit had no idea who he is.

how could you be this unaware? surely he must of heard something about him on tv, internet or through friends.

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>>37568353
Only just found out that Frog Fractions 2 came out, so I'll be playing that tomorrow. Shame I didn't keep up with the ARG.

>>37568391
To draw Gondola on your ballot

>>37568905
Put ink on the sole of your foot and stamp your ballot with that. Your feet are small enough to fit in the box

>>37568886
people who only lurk are a mystery to me. the point of a forum is to talk with people. they should read a book if they want to read something interesting. the edginess of 4chan quickly get dull.

>>37568790
Please someone answer, I need to know I swear all the girls I see in public are simulations because most of them don't seem to live anywhere.

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>>37568886
-100% here

X

>>37568950
I lurked here for about two years before posting. I spent a lot of time making notes and studying the common discussion themes and stylistics. I actually had a large journal filled with information in aid of helping me interact here.

Only then was I ready to post.

What are the chances of enough people drawing Gondola on their ballot for it to be picked up on?

>>37568987
This is the right way to do it, people who walk into a forum and contribute or demand answers without understanding the culture are right to be shunned.

>>37568987
Are you memeing? 4chan general culture is often so simplistic that most of the time it can be picked up within a few hours.

>>37568901
Do normies watch TV or talk about politics with their mates?

>>37569033
then why did that lad get so BTFO the other day then when we called him out for trying just that?

>>37568950
Lurking is an essential part of ensuring future posters maintain at least some minor semblance of board culture and post quality.

I'm proud to vote for Labour, for Corbyn, and for a better future with a government that cares about the people!

>>37569064
I wasn't here. What happened?

>>37568987
this sounds like bull shit lad or you're definitely autistic.

>>37569022
>>37569033
>>37569090
not memeing.

I felt it important for me to properly integrate into the community without shitting it up.

You should see the notes I have on the various people that post here. I have quite large individual files on people I've been able to pin down by the way they type/the types of things they say.

It's interesting because these people actually give away a lot, thinking that they are under the veil of anonymity. But you can work out who they are, and collate the individual pieces of information together to provide a fuller picture.

>>37569066

For the Many! Not the few.

>>37569117
>I felt it important for me to properly integrate into the community without shitting it up.

Thats a number 1 sign of autism lad, not being to easily integrate with new people

>>37569065
everyone lurks to an extent but only lurking is retarded if you do it for more than a few days. you can pick up board culture and post quality while also replying and contributing.

>>37568905
>Only just found out that Frog Fractions 2 came out

Shit, really? I used to love that game. Was a go to mindfuck for my mates. Their deepening confusion as they got further through the game always gave me a bit of a chuckle.

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>>37568457
The one thing she's consistent in is her contempt for wheat fields

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I've been slacking with the printouts, I'm very sorry.

>>37569135
I might have autism, or I might not. What I do have though is a comprehensive file system on a lot of the posters here.

>>37569117
Tell me who you have files on
>>37569135
Woop woop big surprise people are autistic on the most autistic place on the internet

really need a babestation gf lads

>>37569117
>I felt it important for me to properly integrate into the community without shitting it up.

lad, you could of lurked for one or two days. i never lurked brit feel and i quickly picked up on the memes and shit here.

and you lurked for two years. fucking hell lad. you could of studied something proper like history or some classical books.

i still think you're bull shitting but if you're not - you're definitely autistic.

>>37569182
>most autistic place on the internet

Heh, how wrong you are lad

https://forums.spacebattles.com/

>>37569145
Yeah, it's currently in the Adult Swim humble bundle on now. If you don't want to faff around with finding it, it's Glittermitten Grove________

taking ket and watching doctor who lads. daily reminder that davey t was best doctor.

>>37569182
Just the several personalities who post here mainly.

There are also posters who tend to post at the same time of day and about the same topics who have also given away info in the past. They're nameless but I have them mapped to various parts of the country.

>>37569204
This website looks very comfy. I love these old school forums.

>>37569217
Cheers lad. I'll just go in blind as possible. Seems like the best way of doing it.

>>37569234
What do you have on a poster named "krillinlad"?

>>37569234
>They're nameless but I have them mapped to various parts of the country.

pretty creepy that lad.

>>37568754
Enjoy reading about the fall of the United Kingdom in 50 years, then

>>37569204
>By posting in this forum you concede that the ending of the New BSG was the greatest moment in Sci-Fi EVAH! (second only to Galactica 1980)
Discussions

Kek this is all the stereotypes of scifi nerds in one site

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Anyone been watching the new season of twin peaks?

Also post twin peaks waifus

>>37569295
I'm working towards it. I'm only on series 2 episode 4 at the moment.

>>37569263
Doesn't really exist. Was just composed of a few posters who'd occasionally post krillin from DBZ and it somehow developed into a pseudo-personality.

Question to the lads who only lurked for a short while before posting - in what year did first visit 4chan?

>>37569190
Anybody actually called babestation before? What do you say to them or do they do all the talking?

>>37569317
>Was just composed of a few posters who'd occasionally post krillin from DBZ

your information is inaccurate

nothing to worry about lads

Voted conservative for bants lads

>>37569365
Postal vote?

Wish I were a pro-wrestler battling Sexy Kev for glory and live-action (You)s in the form of salty boos desu

>>37569362
I was just trolling tbqh. I thought /britfeel/ could use a health dose of paranoia.

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>>37569317
Do you even know what you're talking about?
xx tee hee xd

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>mfw not voting because there are only 4 choices in this area and they are all shit

>>37569384
ye

origigigigig

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>>37569317
>just composed of a few posters who'd occasionally post krillin from DBZ

Do you know how silly that sounds?

>>37569391
i thought you were. i cant imagine anyone finding britfeel interesting enough to lurk for 2 years.

Democracy needs to stop. The ruling powers have no right to give uneducated goons a vote when they know full well they gorge on tripe misinformation and exceptionalism like swine. The right to vote should only come with completion of a Bachelors in Science or selected Arts degrees to dig out this scurf that's tipping the scales of intelligent management

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>>37569172
Finished! Lifelike or what?

Fuck you robot and my ducks say fucks you too.

>>37569605
Woah, that's really good anon. How do I get good with perspective illusions?

My mates would clown me for voting lads. I don't know anyone my age that votes

>>37569563
you're under the impression that educated people make smart decisions
they don't
they're just as greedy, cowardly and sanctimonious as everybody else

>>37569661

just tell them you drew some tits on the ballot paper, they'll think youre an absolute ledge m8

>>37569645
Feed it corn and leave your front door open.

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2nd night of cramming History before my exam on Friday. Tonight we're doing womyn's rights. If I'm very productive I might be able to finish the entire rest of the book. Got counselling in the morning so hopefully I won't be too tired for that. I haven't been going in for the last week or so.

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>>37569563
>The right to vote should only come with completion of a Bachelors in Science or selected Arts degrees to dig out this scurf t

wew lad. the amount of arguments people could use in opposition of this. imagine how this would effect education and the poor.

you also do realise that we have managed democracy, why do you think we use a electoral system

>>37569661
>I don't know anyone my age that votes

how do you only know idiots? most young people i know dont vote but i always meet the odd teen who is voting

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>>37569248
As a side note, if you get it from the Humble Bundle, make sure you don't accidentally give money to Girls Who Code. You'd like like a right spanner.

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>>37569563
>selected Arts degrees

>>37569333
You were 12 in 2014? WEW you need to get banned

>>37569764
Fuck my math was way off I was going by when I started secondary school but said when I left. I was 12-13 in 2008-2009

>>37569333
MODS MODS MODS

underage, leave.

>>37569563
Don't expect me to pay tax if you won't let me vote

As a show of hands, how many lads are drawing Gondola on your ballot tomorrow?

>>37569794
>Oh I'm so silly, I forgot when I was born
555-come-on-now

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>>37569870
you have to believe me lads I swears it

>>37569848

i am(probably not origgyroo)

Who should I vote for, lad?
https://twitter.com/BBCBerkshire/status/872446187592351744

>>37569902
The only people that win when you vote is the jews

>>37569892
odds labour wins
evens conservatives win
dubs meme party wins

>>37569892
post pass port, it is the only way or you will be banned

>>37569730
Arts is a huge industry in the UK mate

Can you take a picture of you ballot paper or not?

>>37570102
PRetty sure people do yeah

>>37570102

it's not illegal according to this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40188494

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>>37569990
Happy now lad?

>>37570139
> Voters dressed in party T-shirts will not be able to enter the polling station as it may be intimidating
Wonder how many Corbynites voting for the first time will make this amateur mistake

>>37570145
>british people posting on /britfeel/

impossible

Isn't it weird how there'll be a last time you see everyone in your life? Like people you used to know you might never see again but in that moment it was just a normal encounter it wasn't like "this is the last time we'll see each other before we both die"

this sounded more profound in my head. You ever get lost deep in thought and its like you see reality and you gain a deep understanding of something but then you try to articulate it and it just sounds retarded lads haha?

>>37570145

still young as fuck tbqh

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>>37570145
>1997
Fuck off, I'm sick of young people here

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>>37570145

>97

Fucking kiddos

>>37570145
>he actually did it

mad man. still young as fuck but at least you're not underage.

>>37570145
>people born in 97 are 20 this year

what the fuck

>>37570301
>1995 was 40 years ago
Jesus Christ

>>37570215
tfw almost mid 30s

>>37570361
calm down ebin, your maths is still off

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would really like a cute female to have a wee on me

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I'm going to draw a sub-par Gondola, I just know it.

>>37568776
Underrated
Fababadingdong

>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 2 - Underage User.
This block will expire in 14 minutes


The absolute state lads

>>37571124
Why aren't underaged bans permanent?

>>37571183
because time moves forwards

>>37571183
I'm not underage so they didn't ban me. Idk how long an underage ban is

>>37571219
Yeah but surely it should last till they're 18, not half an hour

>>37571293
they might be 18 in half an hour
the only real way to check is to restrict access for everyone until they register with official documents
is that what you want?

Anyone else like complaining about work then going back to it time after time?

>>37571471
No matter what it seems I always have to dislike someone at work

as soon as one of the people i dislike leave someone else joins and i suddenly hate the new person

>>37571482
I just look how different they are. Everyone else is one way and I'm another. It just can't be ignored.

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WHY CANT I VOTE FOR HIM
WHY CANT I LIVE IN NIGEL PM TIMELINE

>>37571346
Except they implied they were 15. So it would make sense to ban for 3 years unless they can prove they're 18. That makes way more sense than just saying 'Uhhh, they might be 18 in 30 minutes so 30 minute ban'.

Whatever. 75% of the fucking site is underaged anyway. Who cares

>it's already pretty much daytime outside

ffs lads, how am I meant to get comfy with 5 hours of darkness

>>37571648
you do
quite strongly, apparently

>>37568193
I went to a club today first time ever. I guy came up to me after about 17-18 minutes and told me he wanted to shag my arse. I told him to meet me in the parking lot by a red lexus (I just made up that car description on the fly). After he left I quickly ran out and as I was rushing off I saw him behind me back outside the club, I don't know why he wasn't in the parking lot, maybe it was empty anyway, he shouted oi at me and I ran harder.

Can I go back to the club? It had nice girls to look at but I'm scared about possibly being raped.

that morning rain smell

better stop soon, I want some bacon butties and I have no bread

Night lads

>tfw going to wake up at 6pm and not be bothered to go vote

>rainy day
>no work
>stocks of junk food
>interest in vidya peaking
>fresh bed covers
signs point to comfy

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>>37568353
managed 3 hrs of vidya last night before i had a reee moment,nothing broken though just screaming at the monitor.thank fuck i've no mic.

>>37572446
I'm jealous lad. You just woke up? Can't imagine how excited you are.

I'm about to go to sleep desu and not feeling comfy at all.

>ventured onto normanbook
>saw my cousin is now friends with someone
>recognize the name
>its someone I went to school with
>she used to be such a plain and nerdy girl
>now she's drenched in makeup and took the whore pill

Is there nothing pure left in the world?

Morning lads.

Time to vote to get rid of monster may.

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Even captcha knows best

>>37573698
half an hour yet bud

>>37568225
You don't need one on you to vote, might be worth heading down to your closest station to see if you're on the list.

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just woke up lads, slept since about 7pm but I'm living the normie hours now.

don't think i'll be going to vote however

>>37573718
wtf I love immigration now

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>>37569417
choose the least shit one to try and make your life less cancerous

>>37574066
Is your constituency primarily tory or labour or other?

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>>37574308
its like 95% chance of a tory win, I didn't vote in 2015 either. doesn't help I don't support any parties, probably just spoil my ballot

but I left the house for the first time in about 22 months to vote leave

Don't be a labour shill lads, do the right thing.

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>tfw voting Lib Dem

Whoever wins, the tears will be delicious

please god. let the labour party win. please.

otherwise we're all utterly fucked.

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It was nice chatting to you all lads. All good things must come to an end.

just voted labour boys, got in early so i can rest all day

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>Man comes into surgery
>Says he wants to learn Mandarin
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37574415
non-brit

why the FUCK don't you guys at least yell about this shit?

at least the patriot act and its ilk are memes in the states about government overreach in response to terrorism. you guys can't even legalize images of face sitting

>>37574415
Here's what Labour are proposing: Replace all whites with pakis

>>37574473
>*googles face sitting*

Oh god that was so difficult, the government has so effectively banned this.

>>37574473
half of our nation are idiots that have been manipulated by the press.

The whole of our press is compromised as it's owned by rupert murdoch who shills right wing views.

I'm terrified desu friend.

I hope I can beat my mental health problems so I can move to Europe.

>>37574476

corbyn is clearly anti-migrant. that's why he was pro-brexit.

>>37574415

>anyone visiting the country from abroad must have their smartphones held at the border until they leave

fucking boomers ruin everyhting

>>37574476

still better and less dangerous than what May is proposing

If you're voting Tory you may as well set fire to your neetbux now cause she's taking them away.

>>37574473
because the general public is retarded, they're perfectly happy to have their personal liberty destroyed if it MAKES THE KIDS SAFE FROM EVIL PEADOS and SAVES US FROM THE TERROISMS even though mass data spying has a negative affect on preventing either. They're just happy if they can watch X factor safely
>>37574491
they banned the production of it not watching it

>>37574499
Who cares what Corbyn thinks? Labour is certainly pro migrant.

Labour changed under Tony Blair to believe it was not only their duty to allow immigrants easy entry, but to actively bring in as many immigrants as possible.

>>37574545
>Who cares what Corbyn thinks?

he's the leader of the party. i guarantee you he won't try to increase migration because he's primarily for british workers & he knows the effect cheap labour has on wages.

>>37574532
>they banned the production of it not watching it

OH GOD NOT THE PRESTIGIOUS BRITISH FACE SITTING PORN INDUSTRY

Literally who cares?

>>37574557
>he's the leader of the party.

This isn't America, we vote for parties here not leaders.

You could vote for Corbyn today and have a different Labour PM in a weeks time.

>>37574476

It's better to live free among pakis than to live in 1984 among whites

What's even the point of being white if you can't be free? I certainly wouldn't consider any country that censors the internet to be white.

>>37574559

british ballbusting porn was the best in the world, rip

>>37568470
Not voting for corbyn you cuck

>>37574571

the leader is primus inter pares and sets the tone for the party. that's why blair was able to change the direction of labour in its entirety.

if labour actually wins this election then labour MPs will basically have to do whatever corbyn says because he's pretty much invincible from inter-party conflict, and any MPs that rebelled would be risking their job or the prospect of a promotion.

>>37574579
Censorship only effects normies.

Look how effectively the pirate bay has been """banned"""

>No UKIP candidate in my area

>>37574628
Then don't vote

>>37574606
Hopefully the Queen does the right thing and refuses to appoint him Prime Minister because he lacks the support of the commons

>>37574669

the only reason his party didn't support him is because they were all afraid of losing their jobs. if they actually win a majority then there's no chance they won't support him anymore.

>>37568193

LD50!!!

how does r9k even know about this shit

Why do Labour voters think they're voting against authoritarianism?

When have Labour done anything to show they are not authoritarian? They voted in favour of the snoopers charter.

If Labour win you'll get the exact same censorship as the Tories but with millions of pakis too.

>>37574775
How can Labour be authoritarian, they work for the many not the one. Their posters said so

Corbyn isn't a right wing shill like Blair

>>37574769
there are healthcare professionals regulars in this thread lol

>>37574803
>they work for the many not the one.

That's a classic communist ideology. Like "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few", from Star Trek because the creator was a communist.

>>37574803
>>37574775

don't give a fuck how authoritarian they are. corbyn hates the jews and is for the working man unlike theresa may. you really think the tories dont want loads of cheap foreign labour to help their kike pals? corbyn was pro-brexit unlike mummy may.

>>37574820
>there are healthcare professionals regulars in this thread lol

Wait, no. LD50 is an art gallery that hosted NRx and Frogtwitter shit... attack by antifa

What LD50 are you talking about?

The Elliot Rodger window = LD50 gallery?

>>37574840

What about Pakis lad? Tell me where Jezza stands on Pakis.

>>37574856
LD50 means "lethal dose"

>>37574867

where do the tories stand? they want cheap labour and we're out the EU so the only option they have is to import more. corbyn doesnt want cheap labour so he wont have them here.

no chance we're getting rid of them either way.

Neither of the two major parties will make a dent on Islamic extremism so fuck them both.

>>37574856
the Lethal Dose that kills 50% of test subjects

it's considered the absolute limit of safety

>>37574887
>where do the tories stand?

The conservatives have anti immigration policies in their manifesto you can read.

They have already made it so to move here you must have a 35k job offer.

>>37574882
>>37574917

No shit

It's also an art gallery that has been in the news

>>37574930
>They have already made it so to move here you must have a 35k job offer.

so more indians and pakis working here then? doctors/IT/etc that's all they train for in indian and pakistan is jobs like that. theyre just gonna drive all good jobs down to 35k a year with a policy like that

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>>37574933
>>37574917
>>37574882

Here you go you goons

Yes, it is a reference to the art gallery

There was shrine to Elliot there. It's clearly shown in the window

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>>37568193
>>37574958

more

I'm so proud of whoever tucked that into the image

woke http://archive.li/PYde8

dunno if I can be arsed to vote, don't like any of the parties

>>37575377
same tbqh lad, just feel so apathetic

wanna go out to get a loaf so I can make some bacon butties but I have a parcel that needs signing for
typical innit

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Ohayou gozaimasu lads!

I have just over six hours of slavery today. I would normally dread it but since Mr Shekelberg said they are depending on me I feel motivated to give sausage rolls to chavs to the best of my ability desu!

It is also payday, so if I have enough I might buy a PS4. I probably will not even use it much but considering I usually spend about the same amount on binge eating in a week I can justify it. I also have to get some more laxatives today~

I do hope the anons who are losing weight or quitting smoking or alcohol remember to reward themselves for their hard work!

How are you doing today then boys?

Anyone else here /postalvote/? Seems easier than going to a booth~

>>37568193
Sort of.
I'm on the other side of the world. I did register to vote after one of these threads reminded me last month, but didn't manage to arrange a proxy, so the registration was useless.

>>37575449
had a mad scary dream about being chased around a theme park by a witch so i've woken up all anxious. still as tired as i was when i went to bed. think i might have to go into town today

>>37575449
you work in greggs lad?

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>>37575449
another day down lads

too unmotivated to wash and go outside so shan't be voting, don't really feel like voting for any party anyway desu.

the only thing going well now is that I ate less than 500kcal yesterday and I've switched almost fully to water instead of coke zero. Don't really want to be awake but i've already slept a good 10hour or so

maybe if you hand them sausage rolls nicely they'll be motivated to vote, that might be a bad thing though

going to try and identify some elderflower to make cordial

>tilde acts nice
>is a massive fucking racist
makes you think

>>37575449
doin alright but realised i've forgot to take my happy pills for the past 2 nights. need to remember tonight desu.
other than that can't complain. only 5 hrs of slavery left for the day.

>>37575600
always the nice cute ones you have to watch out for lad

>>37575512
That sounds awful anon! At least you're back with us now, safe and sound! Anything you're going into town for in particular?

>>37575525
Yes, not quite as awful as it sounds. Get a 50% discount, not that I have ever used it~

>>37575566
I reckon you should wash your face or at least your hands Ebin! Anything is better than nothing. And you know 500kcal isn't enough. The body needs just over 1000kcal to keep everything working as it should. I know it is hypocritical coming from me, but please try and eat a little bit more today! You think we can manage 600? Great job on switching to water completely, no way I could do that desu~

>>37575600
>racist
H-hey, I am not racist desu!

>>37575619
Good to hear you're doing good anon, but you really must try to take them regularly. Hope the last five hours go quickly for you lad~

>>37575646
you admitted to voting leave, UKIP and that you are red pilled you cunt

I bet tilde would be great at sucking dick after all the forced vomitting

>>37575662
literally how are any of those things wrong?

Morning lads. I've realised that the highlight of my day every single day is the bit just after you wake up but before you get out of bed. The day starts off good then instantly turns into suicidal thoughts the moment I get out of bed.

>>37575646
>Get a 50% discount
Can you get us mates' rates lad?

>>37575681
he hates his country and anyone who is different
he even hates his sister because he's jealous she's a girl

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>>37575685
worst time for me lad, I stay laid down for another time ranging from 10mins to 2hours where I can't motivate myself to get up. Also sucks when you've overslept you always feel groggy and thirsty as shit.

>>37575693
>he hates his country

love the way slippery commies always try to twist reality and hope nobody calls them out on it

>>37575662
None of those things make you racist desu. I also think I have become a bit more blue pilled. What are your political beliefs lad?

>>37575685
Morning anon! Sorry to hear you feel that way desu. Any reason why you feel so awful lad?
And yes I can get you a nice 50% off~

>>37575693
I hate my sister because she is a normie who steals off mummy. I have nothing against different people and I have a love-hate relationship with this country desu~

Just been down the polling station for a good 'ol vote lads. Now we wait.

>>37575727
>Any reason why you feel so awful lad?
Not really. Mostly a mix of wageslaving and existing in general.

>>37575726
>implying right wing doesn't do the same thing

WHY are you LETTING BROWN PEOPLE DESTROY BRITISH CULTURE

>>37575727
would you hold my hand as you handed me a sausage roll tilde?

I've never eaten anything from greggs and don't like any pasty products at all

>>37575748
I dunno why you're letting that happen lad, I'm certainly against backwards shitskins ruining this country

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>ywn live long enough to upload yourself into a computer
Pretty depressing really.

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>tfw someones cooking toast and I can smell it 2 floors away but your waiting till 5pm to eat your one "meal" of the day

waking up early was a mistake

>>37575802
don't think it'll ever happen, we'll have plunged ourselves into chaos by then tbqh also wouldn't it eventually get wiped by a solar flare anyway?

>>37575646
Yeah glad to be safe haha. Got to buy a new sketch pad, some silicone to plug a leak and maybe have a look at some charity shop bargains. Hope you have a good day

>>37575802
>you'll never live in an anarcho-monarchic-transhumanist world

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>>37575746
What kind of job have you got lad? You thought about seeing the GP and seeing if you can get signed off on depression? Might be worth considering since you don't sound very well to me~

>>37575752
Of course I would anon! And I do not blame you desu. The prices are extortionate and the quality is questionable~

>>37575815
>copying tildes eating meme
boring

>>37575815
>someones cooking toast

more likely you're about to have a stroke desu

>>37575841
nah I'm not that bad, it was more a problem of being awake all day instead of sleeping. I'm the opposite, I binge on shit and don't purge it so I end up with a disgusting skinnyfat body

>>37575845
hope so

Sliced my hand open the other day lads, lost a fair amount of blood. Ended up trying to ring my sister who I haven't spoken too in a while, she didn't pick up. Feel like giving up on the senpai completely tbqh.

Currently waiting on the DWP to ring me now too, said they'd call at 9am to discuss a few things. Might go out and vote in a bit for old Timmy.

>>37575727
im voting for you to stop posting

>>37575828
I probably should go to a gp but I mostly just can't be bothered, if it keeps up being this bad for much longer I think I will have to though. I'm an ITguy/admin clerk which basically means I do a lot of pointless photocopying, moving shit and spreadsheets then occasionally fix a computer.

>>37575824
You draw lad? What kind of stuff if you don't mind me being nosy? I always love seeing what the creative anons get up to~

and hope you have a great day too!

>>37568193
I registered because they wouldn't stop sending me letters saying they would fine me.

>>37575815
It's highly unlikely it can actually happen but if I'm gonna be stuck in this shithole of a world I'm at least going to imagine the most interesting ones that we could have.

>>37575893
Given how long waiting times are you will be looking at three weeks to a month until you can see someone. Better off making an appointment as soon as you can just in case your mood takes a turn for the worse. Britfeel's here for you if you need to talk lad~

vote for corbing

>>37575897
Just shitty fantasy and sci fi cartoons desu. I use them to storyboard 3d animations too. Its a fun little hobby.

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Me personally? I'm voting for doggo

just voted for labour lads. the place was empty

>>37576005
people are estimating a 50% turnout, maybe even less

>>37575983
>fantasy and sci-fi

Oh wow anon! Those kinds of things are usually really intricate in their designs and what not. And you even do animation? That does sound like a lot of fun desu. You are more than welcome to post anything you feel comfortable with here lad, I would love to see it!

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quick reminder lads to go and vote for the correct choice today

>>37569295
The only good thing David Lynch has ever made was season 1 of Twin Peaks and Dune.

Season 2, no matter what people tell you, has NO redeeming qualities. All his movies are wank designed to be weird for weirdness's sake. Twin Peaks was weird and interesting with unexplainable shit BUT it was anchored with good characters and an interesting plot unlike everything else he made.

I refuse to watch season 3 because I've heard it's the same trash he's been putting out for decades.

>not doing a write in vote for The Waifu Party of /britfeel/

>>37576062
I will do u proud daddy

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We're all the walking dead

>Since we finished school we've had no purpose
>Games, Movies and hobbies aren't fun anymore
>We just try to kill time every day, we don't do anything

What happened to us?

Reminder that if you're in Tim's constituency you should vote Fish Finger.

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WHEN I WAS

orignally of course

>>37576030
why? because of the rain? what fucking pussies. i love the rain.

>>37576131
I woke up happy when I saw the rain

>>37576131
No because the more frequent an election the lower the turnout.

>>37576083
Blue Velvets a solid film. I don't like it as much as a lot of people but it's no where near a bad film.

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Gotta go and slave lads, can some goodlad please ensure this is the next OP image
>>37568776
the next OP image
>>37568776
the next OP image
>>37568776
the next OP image
>>37568776
the next OP image
>>37568776
the next OP image

>>37576036
Like i say they are fairly shitty, nothing giger tier. Thanks for your interest, maybe i will post some. Havent even uploaded to youtube, worried about my anonymity knowing that people like detectiveanon roam the web..

>>37576146
it took me less than ten mins to walk to town hall, vote and then walk back home

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The mission objective is to make visual confirmation of the new Metal Gear being transported by that Tanker, and bring back doggie treats.

>>37574395
this

can't wait to have my human rights rewrote

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>>37576179
saved it lad, I'll post it if I get the chance

>>37568776
>no Keith Flint

KEITH FLINT OR WE RIOT

TURN ON BBC!!!!

LABOUR WINNING!!!

Double penetration such an aggravation

>>37574669
>implying the queen will do literally anything

>>37575419
know that feel.

Nowhere does delivery lad? my local does and to make the minimum i get a shit ton of drink so I don't have to go out shopping

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>>37576243
Keith Flint is a machine shill

>>37576243
I wasn't there for this forced meme so I haven't a clue what you mean when you meme this.

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>>37576271
>9:45
>even the exit polls at 22:00 are not reliable
Are you ok mate?

>>37574700
>there's no chance they won't support him anymore.
Wouldn't speak so soon

>>37576326
Keith Flint isn't a forced meme, he's just a cute pigeon who lives with a cute poster. I wish he'd post more.

>>37568776
This is truly a piece of art.

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>tfw have to have a pointless 2 hour meeting talking with some bloke from the training centre

>>37576314
that's a bit overkill
it might be pissin it down but the shops only 10 minutes away
20 once I get my gear on

>>37576374

Should probably get yourself a job lad.

>>37576414
I have an "apprenticeship" which is basically a full time job on less wages but with this pointless shit stuck in aswell.

haha drew a massive todger on my votecard and wrote pakis out

>>37576387
>tfw my shops are only 3min away

whyamilikethis.jpg

>>37568788
lurker here

>>37576439
don't worry anon, I have several shops including a tesco within 30 seconds of my house and I still regularly pay extra to order food to my front door lol.

>>37568806
ooo look at me I need people reading my thoughts and paying attention to me.

>>37576452
at least i'm not the only one lmao

Anyone know how to get rid of a spot fast?

>>37576480
>depression and agoraphobia

lmao

ayy only just discovered I can go on /r9k/ at work lads, thought it wouldn't let me

>>37576532
>enjoy your sacking

VOTE FOR JEZZA TODAY LADS

>>37568633
Should vote for Sexy Kev.
Make the /britfeel/ pm the UK PM.

>>37576581
>VOTE FOR JEZZA TODAY LADS
No

>>37576581
>VOTE FOR JEZZA TODAY LADS
t.liberal art student

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>>37576603
>>37576613
Thanks goyim, 10 shekels have been deposited into your bank accounts

>>37568776
Gonna drop that PSD for us lads?

>>37576603
>>37576613
thank you for your tory shilling goyims

>>37576617
>implying I'm voting for either party
>>37576627
The_donald tier posting

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>>37576542
dont you worry lad that wont be happening

cant say why tho :^)

is it worth watching s2 of attack on titan lads? cant really be asked unless its good

Just voted ukip lads, hope you all did

>>37576842
waste of a vote lad

>>37576666
at least The Corbynator tm doesn't care what porn I'm watching

>>37576836
I dropped it after 3 eps but I don't like anything these days

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Well lads, it is time for me to head off to slavery. Hope you all have a great day and make me proud!

>>37576836
If you like the mystery aspect then it is pretty good because they introduce some new elements that I bring a lot of questions to the table. It does focus a lot on characters and has quite a few flashbacks which is kind of boring desu. I would say it is worthwhile if you enjoyed the first series~

>ebin posts the most with his avatar and without when tilde is around to get his attention

interesting
i hope his heart doesn't break when he realises tilde flirts with everyone and is completely not genuine

>>3756933
wasted trips, damn shame lad

Mummy May has promised to suck the cock of every good little neet boy that votes for her

>>37569892
I forgot it was my birthday the other week

>>37576959
I'm completely straight but I get aroused over the thought of ebin and tilde fucking eachother.

>>37574358
>tory calling people shills
thanks for the laugh anon I needed that

Registered on the 10th of May, eleven days before the deadline but haven't heard anything back. Will go to the polling station in any case but wouldn't be surprised if I get knocked back. Quite pissed off as I'm in a Lab/Con marginal.

Public services cuts are working wonders...

>>37576959
I don't think that is the case lad, I mostly post at 12am to 8am and when I wake up at 6pm-10pm but recently my sleep is different. I just haven't had anything to post aside from the few blogposts because I'm going to sit doing nothing but hating myself all day again.

you also have to factor in there is an imposter poster who ironically posts like that

>>37574930
their manifesto also isn't fully costed unlike labour's

>tfw you did the right thing and voted tory, even though you were nearly swayed by unrealistic labour party promises
felt like i've been tested, lads

>>37577202
Why did you vote to take away the porn anon.

>tfw don't know when your 'pm' exam is

sure hope it's 1.30

>>37577259
i don't watch porn, so that doesn't matter a lot to me

>>37576909
ill see how i feel after a few episodes, i like flashbacks but prefered the action and horror.
did enjoy first series but been waiting for this series so long im not excited for it now

>>37577202
>unrealistic promises

at least Labour manifesto is fully costed

>>37577294
>at least Labour manifesto is fully costed

that's funny after neither Corbyn or Abbott know the cost of any of their policies

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In the college library atm, just had my counselling session. I only got 4 hours sleep last night so I woke up a little late and got there 15 mins late. We talked about how I've been feeling especially sad lately and how I've been procrastinating for my exams. We concluded that it was because I was fearful of locking myself into a single path that I couldn't change (eventually becoming a wagecuck), so I was subconsciously sabotaging myself. We decided that I had to realise I would have more opportunities by going to university than if I stayed in my room for the rest of my life being a NEET because that's even harder to get out of.

>>37577202
Just going to walk down to the polls and invalidate your post by voting labour

>tfw waiting for mummy to come home from work so she can take me to the polling station

:(