Favorite dad story

Bump for this cute thread you made

>Saturday morning
>we go out for pretzels and milkshakes
>come home and watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies
>mom complains about the violence
>dad stares at her and deadpans 'if it bleeds, I can kill it'

>>37720600
The Christmas before my daddy died he got me a big Scooby Doo blanket.
In middle school when I started masturbating I used it as my cum rag and now its permanently stained, now I'm afraid I'll have to burn the last thing he ever gifted to me.

My relationship with my dad is awful at the moment.
I've never really cared about stuff like this but it's gonna be an awkward day.

Would like to contribute but the most I've ever seen my dad was once every 2-3 years, and now I don't see him ever.

>>37721207
A lil' similar. My dad's kind of an autist. If he were born in this generation, he'd be on here. Actually he'd be on /mu/. He's a fucking grateful dead fanboy. I love him, but I can't stand his presence. Every time he misplaces his keys he walks around the house yelling "FUCK". They were right where he left them, and then he apologizes. 'cause we're jews, it's his fault I got no foreskin of my own. Me and mom make fun of him behind his back. We both agree politically tho.

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My dad drove me to pokemon TCG league during ~1999-2002. After a few times he got bored of sitting around. Eventually he figured that while he was there, he could play too (some of the other dads were playing). We still talk about it and pull out the old cards once every few years.