It's Friday night. Why are you stuck at home reading /b/

I'm actually meeting with someone pretty soon.

How do I tell a girl I love her? I don't want to be a KHHV anymore.

>>37761996
this isnt /b/
origiorino
also it is because im having a bad psychosis episode right now

>>37761996
>out with some girl having an adventure?

that's the one where you go party hoping and then your girl decides to stay at random house with guys after you've said you wanted to leave

Man I texted a friend who is LITERALLY RETARDED if he wanted to hang out and play smash and he made some retarded excuse. For the third time in a row.

Not even retards wanna hang out with me. Having an adventure with a girl is above my fantasies.

>>37761996
Because it's going to be 90 fucking degrees until midnight tonight.
Fuck that.
Wrong board.

>>37762022
telling a girl you love her will not get her in the mood

being a funny, good-looking chad is what gets girls in the mood

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>>37761996
Man I would have so much fun if I was a rich stacy with big silicon tits.

I hate screwing the dice roll.

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>talk to a girl on okc for a couple hours about philosophy and shit
>ask her if she wants to get drinks
>hour passes, no reply, say "aight it's cool" and log off
>go play melee for four hours straight with bros
>she wrote back two hours ago that she wanted to do it

gonna go to the movies with her in a couple hours
admitted she's not over her ex so I really have no chance

fuck my life

>>37761996
why? because i choose to stay at home. cunt aren't worth it.

>>37761996
reverse image search hinted it was jamie lynn spears, but it's actually nikki sims

whatever

>>37761996
i sent a nice looking girl a message on okcupid, and she viewed my profile and didn't respond, so instead I folded and put away my laundry, picked up all the garbage in my apartment and emptied the trash cans, and swept the floor. Then I had sweet potato fries.

I very well might die alone c:

>using okcupid
just give up on women already u guise.
they dnt want u

>>37762114
Does okcupid actually work?

>>37762022
Just say "I love you." you fucking idiot

>>37762114
>melee
[Spoiler]nice[/spoiler]

>>37762635
>screwing up spoiler tags

Lurk for 2 more years before posting.