>parents are late >immediately worry they've

What do you mean "late"? It's not like you LIVE with them, right?

>>37761782
iktf anon
I fucking hate it

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>>37761782

I think about it all the time.

But I don't worry.
I mean, it's not like I hope they die in a car crash, but i just think of all the possibilities I could have without having someone to make proud, or someone to judge for my action.

I would probably be happy even if they'd die in a car crash, in the long run.

>>37761782
But you can inherit all their possessions!!!

>>37761782

theyre just having sex, like normal couples, but since their failure of a son is at home, they went to a hotel

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>>37761782
>tfw This was my reality

>>37761782

Same. The difference is, I actually hope they die in a car crash so that I actually have a legitimate "excuse" for my depression.

I don't know why I feel like this.

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Dad just called.

>>37761782
>or got hit by lightning

Bad knews travel fast, OP. If it was the case, you'd know already.
Besides, they have to bang sometime and that ain't gonna roll with Mr. Tendies at home.

>parents go on a trip for the weekend without telling me
>they've never been out past 7pm in the past 20 years
>gradually get more and more worried as night begins to fall

>tfw they laugh at me when i call the next day and say i was worried

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>>37761782
Iktf, every day I deal with such worst-case delusions

>>37761782
Same dude, either assume car crash or raped and murdered. TFW paranoid motherfucker

You all have OCD, the purely mental type.