Do these work?

no it just pumps the blood into your cock that would be there if you had an erection except it look all floppy and engorged

>>37802147
depends on what you're expecting it to do
what the fuck is the purpose of those things, anyway?

>>37802147
>try one of the "high rated" hydro ones cause why not
>gives me about the kind of erection i had when i was a teenager but doesn't really last after the sesh is over
>penis looks bigger in soft mode for about a day

idk seems like it doesnt do much but i've only used it thrice

I got a fake water pump from China, the packaging and everything looks identical to the bath pump or whatever it's called. It's a lot of fun and definitely works, but most days I'm too lazy to use it. Mostly just special occasions. It needs a good 10 or 15 minutes to work. I still see some residual effects the next day. Makes me wonder how safe it is, but yosho and all that.

you can burst blood vessels with these if you overdo the pumping.

>>37802147
I already have a big dick, would it be worth it to get one?

Going back to college next semester and getting my own place. I'm 26 and working hard to get into shape before summer ends.

Gonna unabashedly hit on freshman girls and see how it goes. Gotta get over my ex somehow.

>>37802814
This is your typical /r9k/ poster in 2017. This place is mother fucking beyond salvation. It is literally /soc/ 2.0.

>>37802814
get one, pump it really hard and make your dick explode.

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>>37802901
>>37803088
Huh it is almost like this place was made for original content, and not purely for sadsack feels.

Being sad over having your oneitis that you finally got breaking up with you ain't enough for you?