My mum won't let me buy a katana. Wat do nao fwens?

get a job, move out, and buy a katana. by the time you grow up and get your shit together you would've realized that you don't need a fucking katana ya fucking idiot

>>39465284
Be katana

Have autistic fit until she buys you one.

>>39465339
but how do you sudoku if no katana ?

>>39465284
Don't you seppuku with a smaller knife and then after you've stabbed yourself and dragged it across your belly, someone slices your neck off with a katana?

So, you'd need a friend to do it.

>>39465284
Buy a gun. Its better at range.