can we have a poetry thread? here's mine, I'm pretty proud of it
>still board
>roastie appears
>sound of typing
>>39465006
I'll do a haiku
I like /r9k/
I post memes and tell stories
Sometimes I get dubs
>"robots" everywhere
>actually Feelers
>fuck off to wizchan please
why do I live
my mom cannot see the pointlessness
and suffering continues
>>39465034
Pretty gud anon, here's my Haiku
A fresh thread is made
Attention is on the gays
Our passions fail us
>>39465034
this board is so dead
nothing but normalfaggots
why wont they fuck off?
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme
But that doesn't stop me wanting a gf all the time
>>39465034
You were pretty close
34 is almost dubs
But it still isn't
>>39465076
I met a fellow from r9k
He felt that he was turning gay
He jerked off to traps
And didn't take enough naps
To fuel his abnormally long faps
>>39465076
We are all depressed
If you exclude or bully
You're as bad as normies
>>39465006
Quoth the roastie "I'm not a whore."
>>39465107
Whoever wrote this is a flaming gaylord
>>39465267
It's actually OP and this is my thread so uhh.... that's pretty awkward for you
And who uses gay as an insult anymore, what are you a twelvie?
I sit on the throne
Massive chunks come sliding out
Another goes plop
>>39465302
Dude you are really gay
Don't deny that you love dick
Leave this thread right now
>>39465354
Uh well it's my thread
Careful or I'll kick you out
I make six figures
And I am not gay
I would not stray from gods path
Got a hot girlfriend
Europe.
Decline, Distraught, Do well liars and honorary thieves of hopes dreams.
Dreams through Desire, Nightmares are seen with the coming fires,
Hatred, Honour, Hounded by Dogs of those whom set the pyres.
Halted, Hellish, Have no thought for Children of no marriage.
Lonesome, Longing, Leaving the Land of forefathers with Daughters Ravaged.
Live, Left, the calling sound of death.
>>39465422
Yeah man I love skyrim as well, can't wait for the second one
>>39465418
You can't kick me out
You don't have the privilege
To kick me off here
And, you are def gay
Your typing style is girly
Please go suck a dick
>>39465422
Wow this is great, how do you like my one?
>Always
>Unique
>Totally
>Interesting
>Sometimes
>Mysterious
Oh plastic point of sale piece
you make my life complete
I purchase pringles packets from the
easy display screen
no judgement from the cashier,
just mountain dew and sweets
I guzzle my gains inside my car
it makes my life complete
the customer is always right
when they look at me and say
"you buy too much of these foul foods"
and go about their way.
but I enjoy the hope i have
of drawing one final breath
so i purchase cans and cans
of sugary liquid death
>>39465863
I stare at the screen, it's blurry and it flickers
Yet the posts still march by, parading their passion
The trap calls for cock, and the nationalist bickers
With his enemy the commie, who all ashen,
reaches for his inhaler, he's having an attack.