r9k Strategy Roundtable:

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>>39466519
>t. a robot who doesn't want a mommy gf

Wait, those don't exist, so you must not belong here.

Groom yourself, get a job and a car. Be willing to wine and dine, older women fall for that shit. Milfs want nothing more than to feel young again by being with a much younger guy.

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>>39466547
>wanting a gf is the same as being able to get one
What? I was just showing him the impossibility of his dreams

just decide to take some home classes for maths or some shit and pray to whatever your God is that your animes are real
thats the only way nigga

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>>39466605
>nigga
CHRISTIAN SERVER ANON

>>39466605
If VR mommies become a thing it won't be because of any maths that I am capable of. Not a big call in the AI field for consumer arithmetic and grade 2 geometry.

Hummanities fag here, to my eternal shame. 50 years ago it would have been great.

Anyway, pending Holodecks, I've got to get a real mommy gf made of cells and atoms. I literally can't think of anything else that makes me want to strive and better myself.

>inb4 some jerk tells me that he lives for philosophy or 'self improvement' or somethnig

Fuck you, read David Hume

>>39466584

>wine and dine

Is it this? Do you just ask them on a dinner date like you're Marty McFly picking up your own mom? Can it be that its that simple?

Wouldn't you think that there needs to be some sort of mutual self deception, like she pretends that she needs your help with yardwork or some shit and you pretend like youre helping her out of respect, and then she brings you some homemade lemonade and just happens to spill it down the front of your jeans etc?

>>39466593

Impossible why?
Because they go for Chad? Are you sure, do you actually know?

>>39466584
Is that your plan irl, or is it hypothetical?

>>39466710
It's what I would do if I were going for a milf. Older women aren't complicated creatures and being a young male already gives you insane bonus points.

>>39466688
>like she pretends that she needs your help with yardwork or some shit and you pretend like youre helping her out of respect, and then she brings you some homemade lemonade and just happens to spill it down the front of your jeans etc?
life isn't a porno anon

>>39466751

>life isn;t a porno
Granted, but people often need a pretext, especially if they feel like they're crossing a line. This, i think could be one of those situations.

>Older women aren't complicated creatures
....Really? What led you to that conclusion?

Okay, what's the best pick up line to say to a potential mommy?