My sister keeps flirting with me

>>39466799
unironically fuck her.

>>39466799
just answer to her flirt with more flirt, eventually maybe you will get to have sex with her.

>>39466799
Why don't you see where it goes and fuck her anon?

>>39466799
Don't listen to the degenerates saying to fuck your sister, but in saying so I would like to read some stories

>>39466799
Would sex really hurt your relationship?

>>39466826
Unironically this. She's doing it for a reaction. Flirt back hard and one of two things will happen
>1
She reciprocates and you go along, get sexy time.
>2
She gets weirded out and stops flirting. If confronted say it was getting annoying and uncomfortable and you "gave her a taste of her own medicine"

>>39466799
Lock yourself in ur room,problem solved,my little sister kept doing that shit sometimes and i would smack her and then run to my room where i would play Ultima 4 for hours.

Fuck her? I don't see why you're even asking.

Negative reinforcement. I recommend hitting her with a long stick, preferably the ones people use to adjust window blinds.

>>39466841
I've given her actions some thought, and this will probably be the best story to begin with. I don't write green text normally so forgive me.

>Be me at 18
>Parents are working and me and sister are alone at home
>She starts drinking in the early afternoon
>Some hours pass, parents will be home soon
>In my room masturbating to hentai before they get back. My sister does normally enter my room without knocking.
>Door suddenly bursts open and drunk sister catches me with my dick out
>My dick is nearly seven inches
>We stare at each other for a moment, my face is burning up rapidly.
>She says nothing and leaves.

After this she started treating me differently. She talked to me a lot more. We used to barely talk.
I will post more stories, just wanted to start with this one because this is where she started showing more interest in me.

>>39467022
Please post with more detail if possible, I have something to masturbate to now.

>>39467022
Does not normally*

>>39467022
7 inches is the average nowadays, get over yourself. She'll be seeing cocks a good bit larger than yours on a regular basis once she hops on that carousel there "big" boy.

>>39467022
Dude, just get drunk as well and go for it. If she's just doing it for shits and giggles, you can use your drunkenness as an excuse

>>39467045
>7 inches is the average nowadays

I know this is bait but come on

My little sister has admitted to me that she always tries to peek at me and our mother whenever we are changing and it's disgusting having a pervert around the house. Her defense? "It's just hormones, anon, puberty makes me this way!"

>>39467050
That ain't how it works in this matriarchal world, the bloke would get all the blame even if both were pissed

>>39467066
Fuck her. Literally just penetrate her vagiboo with your penor. Please post story and or video afterwards. (If she is under the age of 18 I did not write this)

>>39467078
It wouldn't absolve him, but it would make it a bit grayer

>>39467081
Today's her 13th birthday...

fuck her the day she starts flirting w/ u when sober

>>39466799
flirt back but unironically

>>39467108
how the fuck does she get drunk at 13 what kind of 3rd world shithole do you live in

>>39467122
I'm not OP, I never said my sister drinks

>>39467108
Be a good big brother and explain to her about sexual education so that she isn't abused and used by some dick at her school. Don't do anything fucked up but try to foster a healthy relationship with her where the talks of sex and puberty aren't taboo and she can cum to you with any problems or thoughts she may have

>>39467157
Yeah I've tried my best but she still has some issues. She couldn't let a boy go who kept begging her and pressuring her for nudes.

>>39466978
This made me snicker

>>39467172
Well the easiest way to solve this is to foster an big brother complex in her where your love and affection is paramount. It's not healthy by any means but it will save her.

Otherwise, sit her down and try to talk it out (unlikely to happen because muh hormones) and explain things rationally. Don't try to press the topic too much, that'll make her rebel. By try to find that fine line between supportive and protective and oppressive and caging.

>>39466799

Dude she wants to fuck.

>>39467022

Progressing further.

>Be me at 19 now
>Returning home from work
>Before I even get home I can hear music blaring out from my house. It indicates either sister is drunk.
>I'm not bothered for the headache but really need a shower, so I knock on the front door.
>Sister answers after a few moments.
>She is clearly tipsy and in a loud mood.
>She turns around to go to down the hall and I take my bag off my back.
>The weight brings my hand down surprisingly quick and it make a solid connection with one of her ass cheeks.
>It was very warm.
>The heat and fleshy feeling alone gives me a semi. I'm a virgin. I grow hard fast.
>I don't even have time to feel embarrassed before she turns around and giggles.
>She says "oh" and smiles at me.
>Her face is red, but I think it is yet again the alcohol.
>Later that night I am in my garden trying to relax.
>Sister comes out, more drunk than before.
>She is with her drinking friend who is just as, if not more drunk than her.
>They keel pestering me to give sister a piggy back so they can record it.
>I try to ignore them but it doesn't work. Eventually give in to make them go away.
>Sister jumps into me and I fail to hold her up and fall. They both laugh hysterically as all her weight presses onto me on the grass.
>I try to turn and she keeps pressed onto me so now her breasts are literally squashed against my face. They are very warm.
>I feel my cock greatly hardening again and try to push her off before she feels it.
>She is too drunk and laughing with her friend to much to even try to get off.
>I see the light of her friends smartphone light up the scene as she takes photos
>My sister bends down and starts kissing me. I remember feeling her tongue lick ny lips.
>I use some of my autistic strength to throw her off me.
>They continue to giggle wildly and take pictures of me as I rush inside.

There is more but will write a bit later.

Bumporino, let's hear more anon. Anyone else have any stories?

Bump for interest in your story anon.

>>39467066
>>39467108
>>39467172
What does your sister look like? If you live near Philadelphia I can give you guys my little brother (he's 14) so he can get a girlfriend, and you can get her off your back.

>>39467271
>I use some of my autistic strength to throw her off me.

so are you fully retarded?

why didn't you kiss her back and fuck them both?

what a huge faggot

>>39467511
She is my sister that is why

>>39467533

I think you misread that, he asked why you DIDN'T kiss her.

>>39467533
>don't fuck your sister if she's hot
nice jew meme

>>39467553
I think you're misreading OP. He is not a degenerate like you.

>>39467511
You disgusting pos. Crawl back to where you came from schlomo.

>>39467533
so? my older sisters kissed me when i was a kid, i would have fucked them too but they pussied out, if one of my sisters was drunk, on top of me and kissing me i would have nailed her very, very hard, a teen pussy is a teen pussy, as long as you make sure there is no retard baby coming i don't see the problem aside from you being a homo

>>39467630
kys

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>>39467675
>complete lack of morals
>so desperate for sex he'd fuck his own sister, underage

pathetic

>>39467045
Seriously? 7" is quite large. I'd say that 5.5" at best is average.

>>39467767
>not rejecting offered sex by fresh pussy because of muh morals is being desperate for sex

mmm sure thing i don't really want to argue with a neutered fag who is looking for an excuse to do mental gymnastics

>>39467805
is it really? not him but i am about 7.1x5.7 non-bone pressed and i think it was average at best, i am also pretty short and have narrow frame

we live in a sad world where societys interactions are so bad that your sister offers a less degenerate love than any other girl

where did we all go so wrong

>>39467510
This is why /r9k/ is this autistic. You have good intentions but that's not normal

Then robots wonder here why every girl feel them as creepy.

You guys are blatantly telling this cheap troll to FUCK his sister...

>>39466799
Sex between siblings is a lot more common than you think, virtually nobody admits it though. As long as it's consensual, both siblings get over the "incest is so very horrible" meme and make sure not to make retarded babies, it's the most convenient friends with benefits scenario there is, at least in younger years.

Drunk people tend to be more honest and less inhibited. If she wants to fuck you while drunk, she wants to fuck you while sober, except she'd never admit it or act on it.

>>39467022
>>39467271
>People unironically believe this shit is real and not fanfiction

GOD people are gullible. Holy loving FUCK

>>39467896
Why do you hate love anon? Everyone is free to do whatever they want in the brave world order

>>39468002
It's his god damn sister you monkey.

Jeez, where were you piece of shit, educated?
Even pigs don't fuck themselves.

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your sister sounds nice op heres what mine used to do

>lying in bath naked
>sister walks in like she just has the right
>look up at her awkwardly
>giggles at me and starts brushing her teeth
>keeps looking at me while brushing via the mirror reflection
>feel really awkward
>she is wearing something revealing so i can also see her bare thighs
>but mostly just awkward for me
>after she brushed and rinsed i thought she would finally leave
>instead she smiled at me in the mirror and spent extra time on purpose to drag it out, checking her reflection and playing with her hair while continuing to watch me
>felt like she was telling me she had the right to do whatever she wanted regardless of me being in there
>in the end she picks up the rinsing cup by the sink and heads towards the door with it
>instead of walking right out of the room she stopped when she was directly standing above me
>looking down on me directly naked while she is above me
>after a moment she tips out water from the cup all over my head pouring it on me
>in the end she just let the empty cup drop in the bathtub and walked out

>>39468018
fuck off normalfagg

124125

>>39468023
I wish I had a younger sister who gave me carte blanch to cross lines. There's a million ways to escalate that into something sexual

OP probably saw this in a dojin

>>39468040
I wish I would have shitters like you in front of me.

I tell you, Hitler had good sense for your subhuman trash.

>>39468056
Why browse /r9k/ if you're going to be offended by degenerate losers? Just go back to /pol/ and continue to poison the culture of white racialism with your fanatical, hypocritical, insecurity driven bullshit

>>39468052
oh she was openly sexual with me a lot of times. she liked to dominate me.

but I didn't respond to her teasing. I could've fucked her, actually we stuck our private parts together when we were young to try it out. but I felt guilty even though it felt good so I chickened out

>>39468070
Me being a robot doesn't mean I lost all my standards as a human being.

If you think it is merely tolerable to assume the of fucking your own blood, then you deserve to be murdered asap.

>>39468087
Go away normalfag. You are not a robot.

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>>39467157
Well crafted, anon. I praise your comedic skill.

>>39468018
I'm not into the whole incest thing, but technically speaking there is nothing wrong with it, AS LONG AS there are no children resulting from it. Only reason some animals don't do it (but most do) is that they have no contraceptives.

>>39467172
You need to dick her, then she won't be too bothered turning others down

>>39468056
>I come to 4chan and complain about the type of discussion that has gone on here for years.

>>39468080
>dominate
That's what the motive on her part seemed to be to me.

>when we were young
>I could have (but did not)
I can understand why you wouldn't. I probably wouldn't have had the sense to go for it myself, either, in that situation. But whew if I could do it today

>>39467839
Then you've got a pretty big dick, imo. You should be proud of yourself. Good job. :^)

>>39468087
>claim to be a robot
>care about ideas such as "own blood"
Pick one, normalfag friendo.

>>39467839
It's notably above average and on a skinny manlet probably looks quite large.

>>39468087
Digressing from the incest fetish for a second, you are not ready to represent whites or be a political activist in your life. We don't need losers, freaks, and deadbeats. You're a drain on the movement. Sort yourself out.

>>39468192
Family is all you have in this trash world you cunt.

>>39468199
What movement? The fuck you on about?

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>>39466799
not OP, but I sometimes fear that my sister is more into me than I'd like

it's no particular story, but she'd get rather close to me physically in random situations. like, we're watching a movie and she'd gradually move closer, almost lying on me. when she gets drunk, she gets very touchy, laughs at anything I say and all that stuff

I'm probably just autistic though and that's how sisters are supposed to be, who knows

>>39468239
Of course she does.
She is YOUR SISTER you moroooooan

Don't see past this.

Fucking hell, let us all assemble a new party to fight the incestuous scourge.

>>39468226
The "movement" is the growing sense of white racial identity spurred by the obvious recent events and related social engineering programs.

>The fuck you
Don't talk like this. It's embarrassing

>>39468226
Le alt-right meme shit, probably. Redditard newfags on /pol/ think the board's part of that particular buzzword cringefest.

>>39468239
Get your life together and develop your relationship with her non sexually. Once you're not a deadbeat loser, then talking to her about your feelings becomes a possibility.

>>39468290
>probably
The alt-right is a top-down movement orchestrated to give a "mainstream" outlet for the young, far right. The "alt-right" is going nowhere. They're being strung up like a pinata to be busted into pieces. There is a reason there is absolutely NO accepted mainstream platform or outlet for whites to voice their interests in society.

>>39466978
That sounds more like punishing the behavior than reinforcing. Also sounds more positive than negative since it is hitting her. Positive punishment is opposite of negative reinforcement.

>ITT weird brothers make me reflect on how close my younger brother and I are to the point that worry if he thinks this way too.

>>39468372
Give him a siblingly handjob to see what he thinks.

>>39468372
well I can't speak for you but i shared a lot of space with my sister, shared a room and we competed on everything and saw each other naked

so I think that had something to do with sexual feelings and submissiveness towards her developing

I often saw her more as a girl and less as a sister

>>39468283
I have always been against incest, that's why I was a little concerned about it in the first place. Whenever she gets close to like that, I feel a tiny bit disgusted

>>39468307
I am on pretty good terms with her, I think. I don't know how or why I should further develop it. There's not really any feelings to talk about to her.

>>39468372
>>39468372
>My perception of my life and my personal relationships are being negatively altered and influenced by spending time on /degenerate cesspool/.
Hmm that's something to think about. Maybe there is a way you can hem that problem...

But that being said, I'm not really interested in older sisters. Younger sisters is way hotter and more intimate / appropriate given the gender roles

>>39468404
>There's not really any feelings to talk about to her.
The ones where you want to have a passionately romantic, sexual relationship with her in secret because you're not interested in any other girls except for her

>>39468404
>I feel a tiny bit disgusted
lols yea this isn't a fetish for you. It'll just fuck you up mentally in a major way. That's fine. Totally normal

>sister deliberately blocks my way to the kitchen
>smack her ass
>she laughs and becomes playful

I don't want to go too far but at the same time am not disgusted by my urges.

>>39468510
The possibilities depend on your relationship with her. You have to be on really, really good terms. She needs to be, like, one of your best friends, and you two need to be spending alot of time together already. If you pull your sister into the abyss with you, then you had better be completely, absolutely sure that you are serious about where you want to go with her, because there is never any going back, ever. For the rest of your lives you have to live with it. It's not like any old bimbo you can forget about.

>>39468582
You can always just move to another city.

>>39468395
Why didn't you ejaculate in her vagerbo no conder?

>>39468623
You're not understanding the scope of the risk involved. If you get in a fight with your girlfriend, it's no big deal. There's angsty drama and all that garbage, but then nothing happens. Now, imagine that that same angsty drama becomes something your parents become involved with, potentially that the police become involved with. It's a completely different animal. Your mom and dad aren't going to completely freak out if they become aware that you might be having sex with your girlfriend. But if your gf is your imouto... this is a very, very dangerous game. If you want to play it, you had better be willing to trust that girl with your life. Because that's exactly what you're doing. The older sibling takes on a huge risk in this

>>39468582
Precisely why I don't want to go any further. I really wish we could just have sex and treat it like no big deal but I know it wouldn't be so simple.

>tfw your sister reciprocates your feelings for her but you know society frowns upon your bs

You can get your dick chopped off and call yourself a woman but you can't experience the purest form of love.

>>39468663
>I really wish we could just have sex and treat it like no big deal
Treating your family like prostitutes isn't a good idea. You have to live with them. It only works as a relationship. You have to have sex with them exclusively. You have to be their brother and their bf at the same time.

>you can't experience the purest form of live
You can, but it's really hard, risky, and takes a level of dedication, maturity, and intelligence that most youth just don't have.

>>39466978
On her bare ass while calling her degrading names, that should deter her behavior.

>>39468765
>Treating your family like prostitutes isn't a good idea.
A pretty good way to put it. I don't trust myself to go about it properly. I can see the two of us getting kicked out of the family if we ever went through with it.

>You can
I meant within the law. And even if it were made legal today it is still taboo.

>>39468189
are you serious anon? i hope you are, it would be the only part of my body which isn't fucked up, it's not like any girl will ever see it anyway but i would still be a bit happier i guess
>>39468196
it doesn't look large to me but maybe because i watched porn with huge dongs for more than a decade, when i was a kid i actually thought my penis was fucked up and ugly and only later i realized americans were circumsized and that's why their penises looked different

>>39468846
>even if it were made legal today it is still taboo.
And if it wasn't, normalfags would all do it and make it fucking shitty.

>I don't trust myself to go about it properly
Probably a wise decision. Now that I think about it, imo it really only works if you absolutely feel like she is the love of your life. That's gotta be there or the ordinary drama, in addition to all the additional, massive pressures, are going to sink it and the engine will have an atomic meltdown.

>>39467157

Fuck yeah, that's hot

>>39468917
>imo it really only works if you absolutely feel like she is the love of your life.
I wouldn't call her the love of my life but we do get along very well and it's obvious that she feels the same way about me, if not even more. We are not dramatic and never fight so I do wonder if it's still possible. I've heard of incestuous couples who are in it for the sex and then they end up living perfectly normal lives afterwards with no hard feelings.

>>39468209
Then make that bond harder by having hot sex with her, and cuddling her after.

>>39469003
Hmm. I'm not sure, then. It's really your call. You can always just talk to her about your feelings.

>just for the sex
Sexing with your sister while also sexing with other people is a recipe for disaster imo. Plus, it's totally not romantic.

>>39468902
Yeah, I'm serious. Chin up, anon. Most people don't walk around with big snakes in their pockets.

>>39469086
>Sexing with your sister while also sexing with other people
I don't really want to get romantic but at the same time I'd never do that.

>I'm not sure, then. It's really your call
We've had a lot of moments that I've stopped flat. All it would take is not stopping them desu.

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What would your sister do if you shrunk yourself to the size of an ant?

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>>39467045
6 is average. You think the average has gotten bigger? No. In fact testosterone levels in the West have been declining.

>>39469127
>We've had a lot of moments that I've stopped flat
Well jeez louize you're already 3/4 of the way there.

>I don't want to get romantic
In this case you don't "get" romantic by choice, really. It's either something you have in you, or you don't. It sounds to me like you're really just interested in sex, and I'd advise against that. You don't have sex with your sister. That doesn't work. You can only have sex with your girlfriend, who can also be your sister. That can work, rarely. Would you say "I don't want to get romantic" about a girlfriend? Probably not. At the very, very least, it must be exclusive. I'm completely certain about that. But then what happens when either of you finds somebody you do "want to get romantic with"? Casual sex just leads to problems. The romance is needed for it to work imo

>>39467271
Okay , thank for the wild ride faggot

OP here. Was hoping somebody would actually answer my question and give me advice on how to stop her advances. Not tell me how to fuck her.
Yes I know I can fuck her and no I don't want to so fuck off and help me.

>>39468023
If this is true then she may consider you are a faggot or coward my dude

>>39469258
By telling her to stop it. What is she going to do then? Rape you?

>>39469258
Fuck her, this is your only chance

>>39469258
>>>reddit

That website might be interested in your question. I sure am not.

>>39469274
She doesn't remember so I would come across as strange. The only thing which made her think about what she was doing was when she saw the photo of her kissing me and she deleted it

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>>39469258
Just sit her down and talk about it you dumb fuck.
Like what the hell do you expect from us?
To reveal to you some ancient hidden secret that stops ones sister from wanting to fuck her brother?

>>39469304
>ancient hidden secret that stops ones sister from wanting to fuck
Chastity belt tbqh

>sister jumps on my bed
>tell her to get off
>"make me"
>wrestle her a bit
>not-so-subtly grope tits
>try to rub her pussy through her jeans
>she is yelping, giggling and moaning
>we mutually deny what is happening
>next day
>she does the same thing wearing a skirt

Unless God himself personally flies down to tell me to stop then I'm not going to.

>>39469258
Tell her to stop drinking while you're around because it makes her horny and it's weird. Make sure that you have a mean tone in your voice when you say it.

>>39469384
>Make sure that you have a mean tone
That might not be necessary. Could do alot of damage

>>39469350
do it. for jesus' sake do it

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Dont fall for the fuck your sister meme. You dont wanna end up making someone twice as autistic as you are.

>>39469426
for reasons I can't elaborate on due to national security (or so they tell me), I'm completely sterile.
so not an issue.

>>39469350
jeans are hotter than skirts though

>>39469350
>>39469418
This. And then greentext it for us

>>39469466
Tell more, don't let us down 6dub

>>39469402
''so can fucking her''

>>39469477
She didn't want the extra fabric between his hand and her cunny you dunce.

>>39469527
Why do you hate love, anon?

>>39469426
or you can just not have kids

do you think people get preggers every time they have sex?

>>39469541
eh, leggings can do the same job and look better

skirts are too prudish.

>>39469669
>skirts are too prudish
Dude what

>>39469669
>skirts are too prudish
No. Especially no if you are wrestling.

>>39469669
There's a difference between the frumpy, large skirts of the 19th century and the miniskirts chicks wear today anon

>>39469554
Fucking kek'd. Thanks for that, anon. I'm gonna remember that for a while.

>>39469780
im guessing his sister was wearing something more knee or thigh length than a miniskirt

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>>39467022
>not locking your door

>>39470029
It was a miniskirt.

>home alone with sister for the night
>throw logs on the fire
>watch a shit tier movie
>cuddle with her under a blanket
>she falls asleep in my arms

feltgoodman

Has anyone here actually fucked their sister?

r9k is so morally bankrupt and desperate sad.if your a true robot you dont care about girls any longer

>>39470426
can you all fucktards just fuck off once and for all with this no true scotsman bullshit?

we aren't all the same and will never be, fucking your sister is perfectly fine as long as there are no babies made

>>39470324
I haven't, but my first orgasm was from a dry hump on my older sister while wrestling her.
She tapped out, but I didn't let go

your sister has a drinking problem you fucking faggot. you need to rape her to show her that men will take advantage of a drunk

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>>39466799
Plunge your penis into her vagina. Don't be an obtuse cuckold.

>>39470700
How lomg did you have her in a hold for?? How old were you

>>39470246
>not gently running your finger up and down her spine and lightly tracing your fingers over her tight belly

for shame

>feeling attracted by your sister

I share a bedroom with mine and the fucker put a pic of herself right in front of my bed. Everytime i want to masturbate her stupid face is watching me so i have to get up and hide it. She asked me why i do that and i told her it was to fap in peace.

>>39470942
she's trying to save you from the sin of masturbation

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>>39467022
>After this she started treating me differently. She talked to me a lot more. We used to barely talk.
What is this OreImo copypasta?
>Be me
>check out /r9k/, because there are only slide threads on /pol/
>First thread I see is an obvious incest wet dream made up by a virgo
>People fall for it
Gonna lurk around for the giggles, I can't believe you guys are this autistic.

>>39466845
this

this is very very originalio

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>a bunch of virgins with a sister fetish telling other anons to fuck their sisters.

This is degenerate fanfiction, nothing more.

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Why would you want to stop her? Is she ugly?

Does she have a nice body?

>>39470836
She's 2 years older, and I was about 12-13.
That specific hold was probably over 2 minutes, and she was tapping after about 30 seconds in.

>>39470208
if you lock your door then everyone knows you're masturbating

>>39472213
If I close my door my mom or dad will barge in without knocking asking why my door is closed at the first opportunity, at all times of the day or night.

I'm 25.

>>39472290
Move out, you're too old for that

>>39472290
I get that, but honestly if I locked it they'd know any way so what difference does it make.

I also broke the key for my door.

>>39472363
I wish I could, I really do.

>>39472363
Not everyone lives in america where you can rent a house for like 200$ a month

>>39472383
???? Where in America is this happening? It's like 700 min for small apartment with zero utilities. And I don't live in a high cost to live state.

>>39472381
>>39472383
Don't make excuses

>>39472575
>Don't make excuses
Anon, I'd have to become homeless.

>>39472575
lol its not an excuse, I'm 22 and don't know of anyone who i went to school with who has moved out beyond some people who shared the rent with friends.

UK housing prices are fucking nuts, no one at 25 is going to be able to afford that shit even with a job unless you got lucky and landed some mad 50k shit out the door from uni.

hell friends brother recently lost his apartment that he was sharing with his girlfriend after she cheated on him and fucked off back to her parents house and he's in his 30's or late 20's

>>39467271
>hot sister is kissing you and you throw her off

Wew lad

New level of faggot

>>39472767
tbf it was probably a joke, if hed gone in for it she'd have called him a creep and laughed at him with her friend.

girls are shit like that

>>39469611
>know girl that has kids
>did you guys wear a condom or take pills?
>no
>So you had unprotected sex and thought you wouldn't have kids
>I wasn't thinking about that
nigga you are really dumb

>>39473175
use protection then and dont be a retard

>>39467827
So funny, much edgy m8

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>>39466799
Me and my sister would take baths with each other back when we were really young. I think this was 1st or 2nd grade or something.

>enter bath
>turn heat on high
>show her my uncircumcised dick
>I would pull the foreskin back
>would call him "the little guy"
>she would pull my foreskin back
>say hi to it
That's basically it