Tfw Chad asks you to Dump his gf for him.

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>>39466657

Im just a random intp virgin, I have alot of friends, but never a gf, I just can't seem to accomplish it.

So there's this super hot roastie in my school (I'm 18 yrs old), She has a huge crush on this Chad, who dropped out, but I still keep in occasional contact with,because we used to talk about philosophy and spiritualism and stuff, so this roastie is always talking to me as a "middle man" for Chad.

But he is on some next level shit, he can get girls who are like in their 20's and stuff, so he has no real use for her, but she keeps persisting so he keeps her around for a bit, but then the holidays roll in, and he just ignores her, so she gets desperate and asks me to see what I can do.

So I ask him, and he says "let her down gently"

I don't plan on doing that tho.

I was thinking of telling the roastie Chad is dead.

I want to get a good laugh out of it, I need ideas.

tell her chad is cheating on her and get her to fuck you to get back at chad or something that'd be hilarious

>>39467152
I have thought about that, but I don't have the level of manipulative skill required to pull something like that off.
Also with how awkward I can be, I know I would fuck something up and end up embarrassing myself for life if I ever tried to have sex with a female.

>>39467125
Just tell her "He's not interested in girls like you" in the coldest manner.

Also another thing I'm worried about is , now that Chad isn't interested in her, I would loose my excuse to hang out with roasties friends all the time.

Whilst I probably could never do more than hang around them, it was pleasant to constantly be surrounded by good looking girls.

All good things must come to an end I suppose.

in all seriousness though tell chad to fucking do it you're not his bitch

>>39467125
Just tell her chad is not intrested and he is envolved with another roastie. dont be a sperg and tell her that he is dead, thats just pure retardation and no one is gonna belive

>>39467125
>me as a "middle man" for Chad.

if you play your cards right she will let you cum inside of her

but like the other anon said, do NOT tell her Chad is dead. that is retardation.