>be me
>broke AF, like ramen for lunch, sleep for dinner, cardboard matress broke
>all my "friends" are rich cucks and always wanna do expensive shit I can't afford (they know I'm broke)
>one day they decide to go sky diving and invite me
>"come on anon, it'll be fun" "we'll pay for you anon, you can pay us back whenever"
>fuckdat.jpg
>"thanks but i don't like borrowing money from people"
>"up to you anon"
>stay home masturbate
>next day morning, no messages on phone or calls
>local news says airplane crashed, everyone dead
>tfw when being poor saved my life
>>37856786
This is the shittiest fakest story I've ever fucking seen on this gay website. Please, please just try harder next time. It's really not that hard.