> tried tinder for the past week
> add random girl on snapchat
> ask if she would rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck as a joke
> she says cuddle with me instead
> accept her offer and get her number, says she'll be ready by midnight
well, it was fun shitposting
goodbye robots
>>37918982
you never belonged here in the first place, thanks for your shitty boast-post faggot.don't come back
Personally, I think I'd take the 100 duck sized horses, although I guess it depends on the battle arena.
>>37919007
>answering a reddit question on the chon
Its beatdown time
>>37919180
Wait, are you the duck or the horses?
>>37919213
Neither. I'm the man who'll take you back
THE CHAMP
>>37918982
>having a snapchat
norman
>>37919280
Calm down Mr. Satan.
>>37918982
Here's another joke, OP. Would you rather suck one dick ten times or ten dicks once?
>>37918982
>she says cuddle with me instead
she didn't even answer the question?
what a bore
>>37919604
aint gonna be boring when my face is buried in her black tits