How many milestones have you missed robots?

>>37918946

>don't start making 40k until 37
>somehow own a house and start raising a family 10 years before that

What the fuck is this a guide for obtaining debt?

I'm 20 and I got my first kiss at 15. Never had a job tho, but that's retarded cause at this age I should be studying.
Haven't passed driving test and I'm not going to before I turn 21, but I know how to drive.
I've been on holidays with friends, too. Most people do it very young, like from 16.
Everything else looks pretty fucked. How the hell do you move out and buy a car at 22.

>>37918946
9 so far. Let's hope I miss them all.

>>37918996
>a guide for obtaining debt
It was made by a loan company so yes, literally.

>>37919004
look at the bottom right. It's an ad for a loan company. You're supposed to do all that shit by borrowing money.

>Not passing a driving test until 20

Oh you brits are so adorable

>>37918946
>loan company
Immediately discarded, bunch of fucks.

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>>37918946
I only got 2 from that list

Pass my driving test and have a fulltime job.
I'm a 28 kissless virgin with no future insight.

>>37918996
40k pounds, roughly 52k USD. Still very low, but as someone else said this was made by a loan company.

And as for the question by OP, I currently live with my GF in an apt we rent. I'm 22, and I work full time.

>>37918946
This list makes no sense.
>.co.uk
Oh okay a britbong made it no wonder it's all jumbled up.

>>37918946
>the ultimate good goyim wageslave guide

>>37918946
Let's see..

>first kiss
13
>first full time job
24
>driving test
16
>holiday with friends
18
>first car
22
>move out
18
>first holiday with partner
19
>best man
Never happened
>rent
21
>engaged
28
>rent w/partner
23
>get married
29
>buy house
30
>first house
31
>average wage
30
>2nd child
Not yet, maybe next year
>new car
Who buys new cars anymore?
>manager at work
31
>starting a business
Never seriously
>2nd house
Nope
>two holidays
33
>40k/yr
30
>property to let
Maybe one day
>retire
Hopefully by 60

There. How's that?

>>37918946
>Be 25
>Done nothing on that list

>>37919185

......nothing? Damn nigga, you need to get your shit together.

>>37918946
>First Kiss
20

>First Full TIme Job
N/A

>Pass Driving Test
N/A

>First Holiday With Friends
21

>First Car
N/A

>Move Out
N/A

>First Holiday With Partner
N/A

>Best Man
N/A

>Rent On Your Own
N/A

>Engaged
N/A

>Rent With Partner
N/A

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>>37918946
>loans.co.uk
this shit is made to make you stressed out about your life situation to sell you refinancing loans and shit.

>>37918946
>age 34 become manager at work

i mean this chart is bullshit from the start but right here, if you haven't had a manager position by this age you fucked up more than most robots

>>37919103
The fact that I feel everything of the image is annoying.
For one side, everything i feel is just some psichology book pages already wroten. At another, confront the true reality without the escapisms that we usually addict ourselves to not face the truth of our miserable lifes make everything so HARSH!

That post fucking reeks of white middle-class Chad. Fucking gross.

>>37918946
>pass driving test is at 20

Holy fuck I still have a few months to not be a complete loser

>>37919185
TFW even the teenager achievements are far from you even with 25

>>37919214
Man, I am you hahaha.
100% match with me.

First kiss at 20, better late than never!

>>37919307
Good luck 23 here and no license. But I do admit I am a loser.

Every single one since I'm in university

I'm 24 and I make 46,000 as a warehouse bitch. The fuck kind of job do these people work?

is this ad supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and how should I kill myself?

>>37919480
see
>>37919220

originalcommmmmment blox 323y3hu

>>37919245
I'm 30 and have never had a job. Kill yourself you dumb rat race wageslave.

>>37918996
>>37919035
Fucking LOL and OP is stupid enough to fall for bullshit like this. Then again, as a person who's familiar with marketing, insecure retards like OP is the target demographic. Company = unethical.

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>>37918946
>Be 20
>Have passed the drive exam.

>>37919426

You do know that the median personal income (In the U.S, at least), is not even $30,000/year, right?

Most Americans make less than you. Think about that for a bit.

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If you've had your first kiss, you shouldn't be allowed here.

>First Kiss
Never

>First Full TIme Job
23

>Pass Driving Test
18

>First Holiday With Friends
Never

>First Car
18

>Move Out
18

>First Holiday With Partner
Never

>Best Man
Never

>Rent On Your Own
Never

>Engaged
Never

>Rent With Partner
Never

Am I screwed? I'm 26 now

>>37918946

>First kiss

Hasn't HAPPENED

>First full time job

18

>Pass driving test

16

>First holiday with friends

18

>Buy first car

18

>Move out

18

Stop using a materialist template to assess your life. This is what the system wants.

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"Buy a flat and then a house before you start earning average income"
Ahahahah this list is such shit

how can you lads get fucking fulltime jobs and not have kissed a girl? in my case it's because I'm a shut-in NEET, how can you be sociable and presentable enough to land good jobs and not have kissed a girl, is it just because you never wanted to to begin with?

>>37918946
>>37918946

>40k per year :^)

>>37919515
>30
>Never worked

Tell me more about your conquests, interweb senior

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>first kiss
13-14 but haven't kissed or had a relationship since
>first full time job
17 I work part time during school semester but full time during summer and breaks
>pass driving test
19
>first holiday with friends
none
>buy first car
19
>move out
19 (sort of)
>best man
nope

>>37918946

I'm 23 just fyi.

>first kiss
Never
>Fist full time job
As soon as I turned 18
>Pass driving test
Never even took a driving lesson
>First holiday with friends
Never
>Fist care
N/A
>Move out
Still saving money to buy a shitty house in a shitty neighborhood upfront.
>First holiday with partner
Never had a gf
>Best man
Don't have friends
Do I win?

>>37918946

I'm 26 and haven't done one thing on this list.

>>37919577
Not all betas are virgins bro
Some battles can be won at this crap life

All of them
This comment is now original

>>37919683
>go to work
>only talk to employees or customers when you absolutely need to
>they're all turbonormies who you have nothing in common with even if you do try to converse
>go home alone
or alternatively
>no single females at work
or
>you're just fucking ugly

>>37919738
No, they can't be. You're wrong. I refuse to believe that any of you have had your first kiss before me.

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Crossed out everything I've done.
I'm 25.

>First Kiss
20

>First Full TIme Job
22

>Pass Driving Test
17

>First Holiday With Friends
26

>First Car
17

>Move Out
20

>First Holiday With Partner
never

>Best Man
never

>Rent On Your Own
25

>Engaged
never

>Rent With Partner
20


I'm 27, NEET, and live with my parents now

>>37919776
reminder that there are 12 year old cool kids that just had sex for the first time earlier today viewing and laughing at your post right now

Am nearly 23, not got a single one of them

>>37918946
things happen out of sequence. for me:


>first kiss @ 15
>first full time job @ 24 (part time jobs up until then because of universiy)
>pass driving test @ 16 (learners permit @ 14)
>first holiday with friends @ 24
>buy first car @ 26
>move out @ 31
>first holiday with partner @ 32
>be a best man @ 29
>rent on your own @ never rented
>get engaged @ hasnt happened
>rent with partner @ hasnt happened
>get married @ hasnt happened
>buy first flat @ 32
>have first child @ hasnt happened
>buy first house @ well... i have a townhouse. in between a flat and a house
>start earning average wage @ 26
>buy brand new car @ brand new cars are money sinks and it will never happen
>become a manager @ hasnt happened
>start a business @ will never happen but ive thought about it around 30
>move to second house @ hasnt happened
>two holidays per year @ hasnt happened
>earning 40k/year @... thats less than average wage for my profession. unles it's some other currecny bsides $... probably GBP in this chart. i'm close to the equivilant in my currency
>look at property to let @ hasnt happened
>retire @ hasn't happened

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>25
>have started business, it failed miserably
>earn 65k/y doing IT for defence
>under average wage because Aus average is 82k
>live with gf
>traveled across country to go comic con and meet internet friends because have no irl ones

Feels weird to still be a loser but have done this normie stuff

>first kiss
25

>first full time job
never

>pass driving test
never

>first holiday with friends
never

>first car
never

>move out
never

>first holiday with partner
never

>best man
never

>rent on your own
never

>engaged
never

>rent with partner
never

good thing i'm a normie according to /r9k/ standards as i have kissed a girl

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>>37919835
I don't care about the cool turbonormies. I thought this was a safe place for me to complain about my life with people like me.

>>37919787
>First Kiss
20

>Move out
20
(But live with parents now)

>Rent with partner
20

I saw what u did here <.< hahahaha

>>37919870
>Feels weird to still be a loser
>job
>gf
>loser

get fucked

>>37919896
I wish you the best anon, but personally I also wish to just die.

>Convert 40k GBP to USD
>52k a yr

I make more than this as a 23 yr old IT support bitch, how the hell do you buy a house with that

I had a full time job for three months four years ago

it was shit and I have done nothing else on that chart

I refuse to believe its to be taken seriously

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>>37919966
Houses are a hell of a lot cheaper in the USA. I have 300k bong in inheritance (converts to $400k)

I could probably buy a borderline mansion with that, while I could just about afford a decent 3 bedroom house here.

>>37918946
>21
>haven't had first kiss
>first full time job at 21
>pass driving test at 18
>first "holiday" with friends at 21
>move out at 21
>buy first car at 21

I'm 28. I literally did none of those.

>>37920043

It depends on where you want to live. My family owns a house in coastal North Carolina and the houses are decently spacious and with a lot of land for $130,000. Meanwhile they also own a house in suburban Long Island, NY and the house is worth $485,000 and isn't that much larger than the house in North Carolina and has about 1/3 as much land.

These are outdated milestones. It's unreasonable to expect someone to live a life like this.

You've got basically no chance at having a marriage that stable and a stable career like anymore. This isn't 1970. Nobody trusts anyone anymore, because we don't live in tight knit communities anymore, so nobody is going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Nobody cares about your 100,000 dollar masters degree when you're a complete stranger. You're just wallpaper. Nobody notices you.

You will marry the wrong person. You will get divorced. Nothing is stable anymore, so just forget about all of that shit. It's over. It's just like the decaying malls and department stores and TV stations. All of that shit is collapsing. It's all part of a larger society wide death/rebirth thing going on right now.

Just let it die. It will come back in an updated form.

>>37918946
How the fuck is driving test after 20 but first job before 19? Whoever made this is out of touch with the world

FUCKING JEWS RUINED EVERYTHGIN

I COULD HAVE HAD ALL TO THIS BUT FUCKING KIKES RUINED IT ALL

I cannot fathom being married with a child at 28.

Wait so you buy a "flat" at 27 but then turn around and buy a house at 29? Is this really how things work in bongistan?

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>>37918946
20yrold and missed all the first three
21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 27, 28, 29, 31, 32, 34, 35, 36, 37, 39 never gonna happen
30 and 60 maybe

pic very related

>>37918946
Wait why is the driving test so damn late? I still don't have a job at 24 and I passed that test at like 17

>>37919068
Exactly.

So guys, how much did you borrow for your first kiss loan? $1k here.

>>37920617
58. Phew. Thought I might have to leave.

>>37920617
Loved this quiz.
Downloaded.

87 here o/
It's still exist some distance from the overworld and me, but because i have had my first girlfriend in the last november.
I'm sure that If i apply this to myself at Jun 2016 I will fit into the wizard category.

>>37918946
>first kiss
404
>first full time job
404
>driving test
19
>holiday with friends
404
>first car
404
>move out
404
>first holiday with partner
404

I'm 23

>>37921411
Same anon here.

Only to confirm.
At Jun, 2016 my score was creppy 51.
Bit things get worse..
For Oct 2014, it's 27.

You stole my heart your fucking slut, but thanks to make me level up in life!

>First Kiss
Never

>First Full TIme Job
17

>Pass Driving Test
16

>First Holiday With Friends
Never

>First Car
18

>Move Out
18

>First Holiday With Partner
Never

>Best Man
Never

>Rent On Your Own
Never

>Engaged
Never

>Rent With Partner
Never

>>37918946
>I'm 34
>Never had a full time job
>Didn't finish hs
>No license
>Live with parents

At least I've had a gf for the last 15 years and yes she lived with my parents and I.

>>37918946
Lmao I'm 21 and I'm on track to make $40k at this internship if it were year round lmaooo

Pretty much all of them
The only thing I have going for me is making 85k at 22

shit list.

where's
>first psychosis
that fucks everything up, destroys your whole life, and leaves you shattered on the ground?

>>37918946
>tfw ive missed them all

>>37918946
>22

>first kiss when I was like 12
>first full time job when I was 20
>havent passed driving test
>first holiday when I was 19
>moved out when I was 17
>havent had a holiday with a partner yet
>havent been a best man, but my mate wanted me to be, I told him to fuck off because I didnt want to buy a suit
>I've rented on my own since I was 17
>got engaged once when I was 19, tldr it was a mistake
>havent rented with a partner yet
>dont own a flat, but im looking at doing so
>dont have kids and never want any
>dont own a house
>earn higher than average wage already
>still dont have a kid"
>only retards buy new cars
>am already a manager at work (have my own small business)
>already have started a business
>havent moved to a second house
>dont have two holidays a year
>40k is a shit wage and anyone who aims for this should kill themselves, I earn close to that after about 6 months working
>will be letting a property when im around 25 according to my current plans
>retiring is retarded, just work in a way that doesnt strain you

>>37918946
>earn 40k at age 37
god damn.

jews really did a number didnt they.

>>37922078
wtf do you do?

ororogroe

>>37919426
A better question is how a warehouse bitch is making 46k.

Do you work at FedEx or something?

>>3791619>>37918946
That is not accurate at all WTF wtf

>>37922339
IT selenium

>>37918946
missed most of these and rapidly approaching 40.
should I just hang myself lads?

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>>37918946
>pass driving test
>first full time job
>buy first car
>start earning 40k a year

>still haven't reached the age 15 milestone

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Let's see me, age 23

>First Kiss
15

>First Full TIme Job
no comment

>Pass Driving Test
20

>First Holiday With Friends
>friends

>First Car
No car of my own

>Move Out
Still live with parents

>First Holiday With Partner
>no gf

>Best Man
never

>Rent On Your Own
see Move Out section

>Engaged
>no gf ever

>Rent With Partner
see above

>>37918946
>miss the first milestone
well fuck

>>37918946
I m in my early 20's. I missed everything in my age bracket.
>My first kiss was from a dog
>First job at 18 . Company collapsed after a year
>Too poor to have a car
>Everyday's a holiday for a neet. also i have no friends
The future is bleak and I dont really expect anything. Basically just waitig for death.

>>37918946
>23

>first kiss
16

>first full time job
23

>pass driving test
20

>first holiday with friends
16

>first car
saving for this one now

>move out
nope

>first holiday with partner
>tfw no gf

>best man
I don't know anyone my age who is even engaged let alone getting married

>>37918946
>15 first kiss
yep
>First full time job 19
Not even close
>Age 20 driving test
Negative
>Age 21 First holiday with friends
Negative

>>37918946
27 and I've only gotten a driver's license. So 12 missed.

here goes nothing:

>Current age: 35

>first kiss
23
>first full time job
20
>driving test
31 (failed)
>holiday with friends
does a weekend away camping count? If so, 17.
>first car
not yet.
>move out
22
>first holiday with partner
does a weekend away count? If so, 35.
>best man
Never happened
>rent
21
>engaged
never
>rent w/partner
never
>get married
never
>buy house
never
>average wage
how much is average wage anyways?
>children
Not yet, maybe never
>new car
never
>manager at work
not yet, maybe never
>starting a business
Never seriously
>house
Nope
>2 holidays
do NEET permanent holidays count?
>40k
Not yet, maybe never
>property to let
not yet
>retire
Hopefully by 65...

...FML...

>>37918946
>retiring at 60
What country is this for? You don't retire until 65 here

>people taking this shill fucking loan company bullshit and seriously comparing yourselves to it

Might as well just give up now. This is the recipe for cucking yourself.

>>37918946
Let's count... 17

>>37918946
I've just go my first job at 23.
Haven't done anything else on the list except getting a driving licence at age 18 but I haven't driven ever since and seriously doubt I can even drive a car.

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I haven't done anything on this list, my life is so shitty

>>37919683
it's called being fat and ugly, genius

also, even if i weren't, fraternizing with the sluts at my work would just get me canned or reassigned besides

>>37918946

That's from a loan company. It's designed to make you want to get a loan because you think you're "behind" and need to do things like "look at buying property to let". I wouldn't be surprised if some of the things they slipped into are there to make you feel like you've missed some things already, so you don't want to miss more, so you start doing things like trying to buy a house (and get a loan to do so).

>>37918946
Holy shit. How can anyone live like that without killing themselves?

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>>37918946
When was this chart made, fucking 2005? I may be behind the curve, sure. But this entire timeline is completely at odds with the economic reality of most 20 somethings in the world right now.

>Age 24 rent on your own

Haha, funny joke, with who's fucking money? Because it sure as shit isn't mine.

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>tfw 30 and nothing from that list

>>37918946
I'm 24 of the ones I'm "supposed" to have achieved I've:
>first kiss at age 18
>first full time job at age 23
>passed driving test at age 20
>never been on holiday with friends
>haven't moved out
>bought first car at age 23
>never had a gf and don't have any friends
>unless rent on your own includes with student loans then I've never done that either.

>>37924379
fucking normie get out GET OUT GET OUT GGGGGEEEE RRRREEEEEE

The driving liscence and the car. But I got moving out and renting a house earlier.

>>37924321
whatchu mean dude? im 20 and i live and rent on my own lmao working part time and studying

>>37919546
This. When I saw this poster has nothing on college (or even trade apprenticeships) and thus you presumably go straight to full-time work after highschool when it says "first job at 19", you know it's bullshit

25
never kissed a grill
have car
rented house with friends
now live in parents basement
making 50k usd/yr

i wanna die

>>37918946
>37 40k a year

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA JUST KILL YOURSELF WAGIES

>>37924481
50k a year isnt bad
why dont u move out

>>37918946
>tells you to buy a flat when you are just 5 years out of college and far from average income
>tells you to sell that and buy a house
>tells you to sell that and buy ANOTHER house
>BUY MORE SELL MORE BUY MORE SELL MORE

yeah no

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>>37924450
How in the sweet fuck are you renting your own place working part time while a student? There's no way unless it's subsidized or your family is giving you some dosh. Well, there's no way if you live where I live anyway.

>>37919103
Goddamn. That's me. Every. Single. Fucking. Word.

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>>37919103
>>37919275
>>37924554

Time to actually go find a life for yourselves anons, that or just end it and I'll see you somewhere down the road.

>>37924481
I don't understand people who make a lot of money but don't move out. Don't you want space and privacy? I would move out if I weren't a dumb NEET with no money.

>>37924321
Look at the watermark

"Amigo loans"

YouTube "amigo loans advert". It's a shitty UK based mini loan company. There's thousands of them sprung up since 2008 recession. We have their stupid ads on tv all the time

>>37918946
>first kiss
17
>first full time job
17
>pass driving test
17
>buy first car
17
>the rest
N/A

was a good year. been two years but have not progressed much though :(

>first kiss at 16
>pass driving test, trying to do so now, at 20

And nothing else. Never had a job

>>37918946
>the age we should achieve them
This sentence pisses me off so much. Anyway I'm 25 and the only ones I got were first kiss at 18, moved out/rent on my own at 19 and think about starting a business at 23

>>37924960
Is this real? Can you just have a really randomly good year?

>first full time job, aged 19
Throwing time away.
>pass driving test, aged 20
There's 4 tests you need to pass in my country, kek. Counting in practice time, each will cost you $400+.
>first holiday with friends, aged 21
Not affordable at that age, unless you've got cashed up parents.
>buy first car, aged 22
Unless it's a bomb, that's like throwing money down the sink.
>move out, aged 22
More like: spreading your boipussy for the landlord Jew.
>first holiday with partner, aged 23
Waste of money. Go travelling on your own.
>rent own home, aged 24
More money wasting.
>rent with partner, aged 25
Correction: rent a shit joint with scummy Pajeet.

>>37918946
>7
This is absolutely bullshit though, best man at 23!? Also don't even ask how I've been on vacation with a girl and still manage to be a virgin.

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>>37918946
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU OP FYUCK YOU OP FUCK YOU OP GOD DAMN IT WHY? WHY IS THIS WHAT MY LIFE WILL AMOUNT TO ? I WANTED SOMETHING MORE THEN THIS SHITTY FUCKING LIFE FUCK YOU OP IT FEELS LIKE MY LIFE AHS ALREADY BEEN PLANNED OUT RIGHT HERE GOD DAMN IT FUCK

>>37918946
>first kiss
>15
Come on, kids kiss eachother all the time during elementary, I lost mine in fucking kindergarten even...

>first full time job
>19
This is retarded, go to uni with a part time job on the side instead, retards.

>move out
>22

HAHAHAHAAHA holy fuck, millenials are such fucking babies, I moved out with my girlfriend when we were 17-18
How long can people shamelessly leech on their parents?

>>37918946
>full time job at 19
wtf

>>37926126
My thougths exactly

>>37918946
>amigoloans.co.uk

How many times will your retards share this image before realising it's just shilling to pressure people into taking out loans?

>>37926126
If you think first kiss refers to elementary tomfoolery then I genuinely pity you.

>>37918946
ive done none of that