Wagecuck General

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>>37919373
Part 2

>Finally lunch break
>Only have like ten minutes so have to hurry
>My legs are sore so I awkwardly run waddle down to the refrigerator
>Fiddle with the microwave for a few minutes before I realize that I am messing with the microwave's clock, not setting it to heat up
>Realize I'm retarded
>Microwave Thermos
>Realize my mom packed me clam chowder for lunch, office smells awful for the rest of the day

So you're THAT guy. Fuck you, you ruined a perfectly good day.

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>>37919373
>>37919407
Part 3

>Finally almost over
>Have to make our first five sales appointments before we can leave
>Can't make cold calls, have to sell to friends and move from there based on recommendations
>Robot, have no friends
>Have two guys' phone numbers from a project in my senior year of high school a while back
>Call them up because I want to leave
>First one doesn't pick up
>Second one answers
>Doesn't remember me
>"W-would you like to buy, uh, some-"
>Tells me to fuck off and hangs up
>Panic
>Put phone to my ear like I'm doing something and pace around the office for the rest of the day
>When everyone's left, instructor asks me how I'm doing
>Do an awkward thing that kind of resembles a thumbs up
>Mutter some confirmation-like noise
>"Well okay anon, I'm leaving now. As long as you call me at 7:30 tonight to tell me how you are doing, you can go."
>Return home
>Staring at my phone
>Haven't made any contacts and don't know how I'm supposed to make more
>Parents are talking about how now I have a job, I should start thinking about moving out soon

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

>>37919456
Literally tell them everything you have said and maybe they will help get you help or something.

>>37919456
How the fuck did you get this job if you're this much of an introvert? Your mom is setting you up for some extreme stress. Try to get out of it and do something else. Don't get fired. The easiest way is to make it obvious that you're not a good fit for the job like how >>37919544 puts it. You'll also humiliate the retard who nepoted you into the job. Afterwards try to enter a trade school like being a car mechanic or a plumber. Both jobs involve far less human interaction.

Ahh I've been waiting for a wagie General to come up

who here /disposableincome/?

>4K after tax every month
>880 for rent power internet each month
>450 for phone and gym
>over 2500 every month for me

Feels good niggas. Steam sales just kicked off too so gonna stock the fuck up

>>37919714

450 a month for fucking phone and gym? Wtf are you smoking? 40 a month for phone and at most 50. Where the fuck are you getting that number from?

>>37919373
that should teach you to ever not be neet

You are being scammed idiot. Don't give people the time of day when they aren't paying you cash by the hour. And there sure as fuck is no 'be here before you are being payed' either.
See if you can file a police report but I doubt you are capable.

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>work in medical field
>rotating weekends
>first weekend is this weekend
>will have approximately 2 hours from the time I get home tomorrow to eat shower and relax before I have to go to sleep for Sunday's shift
>no shit posting
>no vidya
>the whole world is enjoying themselves and I wont be

Something about having m-w-tu off this week still for some reason isn't satisying when weekends were always supposed to be fun time for me.

>a-a-a-atleast I can pay my credit cards now h-heh!

>>37919815
It's payed by commission.

stopped at >forget to shower

how the fuck do you forget to shower? its literally one of two things I do in the morning, other than eat cereal

>>37919743
Whoops, that is also my car, and my car insurance, and something else I think. It's direct debit so I don't keep track of it, just put the allocated 450 in each month and off it goes

>>37919897
Same, healthcare is a dirty bitch. At least the money is okay.

>>37919373
As someone who actually enjoys their job, you should be excited about the opportunities to shine rather than retarded dealing with what ever happens later in this greentext

People fuck up but if you show actual effort you rise above the competition

You will probably argue that you need to acutually enjoy the job to do that but whats a year or two in your career? just nut up

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>>37919949

Yeah I am making alot of money but I have been paying bills so i haven't actually felt like i am making alot of money just yet.

>>37919912
That's like a fucking pyramid scheme, you fucking potato. You won't get any money for your fucking hard work. It's supposed to be salary plus bonus based on sales.

>>37919373
>>37919407
>>37919456
>>37919544
>>37919636
>>37919815
>>37919986
>>37920336


OP here. I called up the guy at 7:30 and told him I quit. I never wanted this stupid job. Haven't told anyone else yet.

OP don't force yourself into job. I know parents may be putting pressure on you. to get them off your back act like you are applying. Show them your progress. Print off premade resumes. Sit down one day with comfy music and find a job suitable for you. I cool job I saw today that is easy is working at a frozen yogurt place. Whole thing is self serve. All you have to do is take money from people, refill ice cream and clean store. I feel the rate of pissed of customers will be low because they get the food so fast. Also go on indeed.com and type in "help wanted." You will find local jobs that way and non chain jobs. Watch out for sketchy jobs. When I was looking to become a wagecuck, a few sketchy places caled me up. Also applied to a shitty sales job, but thank god did not take. I'm currently at a decent food job, but putting in 2 weeks cause I have other goals. A game bar is another chill job. Though having fun as a wagecuck is a meme and a "comfy" job does not really 100% exist.

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>>37919373

> tfw I invested everything I had into Bitcoin, circa 2006

I pity you all, I truly do.

>>37921413
Ok, thanks then.

>Make AU$56k a year
>Enough to give me anything I want since I live at home
>Not enough to move out and live within an acceptable commute distance to work
>Bank's just growing fatter and fatter

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>>37919456
Remember, anon: I expect you to have sold 50 rewards cards and gotten 15 customer feedback surveys by the time I've finished this coffee.

Just quit my sales job today. Didn't like the people I worked with. I was supposed to be pitching cable to people and it was shit. I hated the stupid pitch and it makes me annoying. Also I was only payed based off commission so the first day and training I made no money and the second days I made under min wage because I had to split it with my trainer. That was today and I just sent him a text that I'm done. It would have been more tolerable had I just got a base pay of at least min wage.

>>37921823
Can you buy a home soon? In the Midwest in America you could buy a smallish home in about a year and half off that money.

>>37922007
hahaha
Australia has some of the worst (highest) house prices in the World due to boomers & Chinese buying up everything and forcing prices up.

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>overcome my severe social anxiety
>get a dishwashing job in a busy restaurant with normies
>i like washing the dishes and eating the food
>normies try to initate a conversation
>say something stupid because i'm too nervous to think
>leave my job at midnight feeling like an autistic dweeb
>wake up in sweats at night because i'm scared people might talk to me tomorrow

this is a crime that can never be forgiven

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>work for the government
>decide who gets neetbux or not
>20 days of vacation a year
>12 days of sick pay per year
>all holidays off
>send all my calls to voicemail and return them when I feel like it
>$70k salary

Feels REALLY good

>>37922099
The key is not to care what the people think. We are all a big family of losers in the restruarant world so dont worry if they laugh at you a bit
t. Busscuck/barbackcuck

>>37922149
Do you need a degree for that? You work for SSA?

>>37922182
Yes. Maybe...

Original comment okay.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oogJcFy90cI

>>37922203
Getting a poli sci degree now. Just scared about the prospects of working for the government since dwumpf started a federal hiring freeze.

>>37922239
There is always state and municipal too. Wouldn't worry about it too much. Just get whatever entry level job you can get and then once you are in you can move up pretty easily.

>>37922149
I work for the state but I handle retards. I've been working here for over a year you think it'd be easy for me to get a job doing what you do? Where would I apply?

>>37922333
Hiring freeze right now but yeah if you have a degree and experience in government I don't see why it wouldn't be possible.

usajobs.gov

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>>37922158
thx anon but its hard
i havent talked to anyone more than a few seconds in years

>>37922348
I have a ton of credits but no degree.

Yeah I heard about the freeze we have it too.

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>tfw 400k salary a year
>get to 3 month vacation a year
>do nothing on the job but browse 4chan
NEETs BTFO

>>37919714
only 4k after tax? how much of poorfag are?

>>37919373
>>37919407
>>37919456
jesus christ m8, hope you're not selling knives, get a job that doesn't rely on selling shit personally

>>37922469
The fuck kind of job do you have? Finance? Super specific kind of surgeon?

>>37922527
computer network admin