STEVEN WHAT IS THAT FACE

The face of one who is about to culturally enrich that superior brown pussy

>>38068297
>The face of one who is about to culturally enrich that superior brown pussy
look at that face Steven is making
he wants to feel like a girl

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Avatarfag I don't know if I like you or not

>>38068297
>>38068315
I didn't need to know this, so distasteful. Weirdos.
>>38068333
Oh?

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>>38068392
Yeah I feel like I have a crush on you

>>38068451
Oh my gosh, waah? That's so sweet, heh. I'm totally flattered.

>>38068517
I really like it when you say heh, I think it's cute

>>38068696
Aww, thank you. I appreciate it. What made you feel like you've a crush on me? I'm very curious now.

>>38068830
The way you post is very cute

eat shit and die connie fag

>>38068963
Quit it, you're making me flustered.
>>38069087
Someone sure is upset, did I not give you enough attention? I'm so sorry. I'm here for you, silly.

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>>38068270
>when you're 100% sure it's a troll but it's been months and OP might actually be autistic

>>38069684
How many times must I clarify I'm not on any sort of spectrum? Seriously? So rude.

Goddamn, I hate this show's art style. Why is this style so popular now? Why do people like smiles shaped like jellybeans and perfect circle eyes?

>>38069145
shes MINE bucko

helo I am from the india do u want secs?

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>>38069766
because CalArts

>>38069766
>Goddamn, I hate this show's art style. Why is this style so popular now? Why do people like smiles shaped like jellybeans and perfect circle eyes?

Art style also appears to be kinda similar to mlp
with the thick lines and stuff

>>38069766
It's pretty cute, and simplistic I'd assume.
>>38069798
No. Just no.
>>38069836
That's a stretch if I ever seen one.

>>38068830
Mmm baby I like the way you use contractions like "you've".

>>38069966
O-o-o-oh

Listen babe, I might be from the india, but I have feelings too. If you wanted to let me down you could've done it more gently. Acting so disgusted of me really didn't help my self esteem. Myself and others on this board have struggled with self esteem issues for years, and your little rejection really didn't help with that.

I hope you understand babe. For now, its back to the india for me

>>38069803
It's a grub. The smiles are goddamn grubs.

>>38069836
I used to watch the show, and I don't quite agree. Not that the show's animation was the cream of the crop either, but I still think it is better than Steven Universe's art. And the characters generally did not look quite as disgusting as they do in Steven Universe.

>>38068270
Steven Universe can get ejected into the depths of space, and you can crawl back into whatever cave you came from.

>>38068270
God I fucking hate you dumb Connie poster

>>38070005
Umm thank you. I guess.
>>38070059
I wasn't particularly harsh in letting you down? At least to my own accord.
>>38070079
I'm not from a cave, silly.
>>38070087
Why's that?

>>38070128
Oh, right, I remember; you're from the depths of hell. Make sure to say hey to dear ol' Adolf and Josef for me, I'm sure their on a much higher ring than you, 'cause I'm sure you're from the bottom-most pit.

>>38070128
I mean I guess you weren't as harsh in letting me down as the last girl that absolutely fucking rekt me, but saying "No, just no" is a little rude

>>38070170
Me? Why would I be from hell? I don't understand. Why the bottom most section at that, you're being such a deviant.
>>38070172
To each their own, I guess. I don't find it rude.

>>38070208
You post nonstop, moron, and bait everyone with your insipid whining, and respond to every damn post with more insipid questions. Plus, as I've said, this is not some damn place for that hellish Steven Universe show. Like I said, go back to the 9th circle.

>>38068270
This is a fucking good meme

>>38070311
I post nonstop? Is there any proof of this? I rarely post as is. I don't whine or bait at all so. I'll stay here, I'm content with that. You bully.
>>38070328
Waah?

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>>38070408
connieposter, you didn't show up at our wedding! do you hate me?

>>38070436
No, I can't say I hate you. More so it was totally random to bring up. I guess. Like, I don't know.

>>38070408
At least I'm not a maggot-brained, oatmeal-spined, stingless jellyfish drifting through a shit-filled ocean, unlike you. The moment your mother gave birth to you, I bet she prayed that whatever sin she committed to deserve this would be absolved. Shove off, ya fish-faced slimeball.

>>38070782
Very creative, though I suppose your intent was to damage me in some state of mind. If only that were the case, take your sorrows and spread them elsewhere. You're very uncouth and no one appreciates a bully. Heh. You dummy.

connie whats the smallest dick youd take? im only 5.5 inches but i hope that's enough

>>38071106
Leave me alone, creep. I'm not discussing intimate things with a stranger. I don't even prefer it with those I do know. Just. No.

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A-ahh! What's this? Someone pretending to be my beloved? Ah, well I shouldn't be offended, out of all the people to pretend to be, you certainly picked the best, which makes you a cut above the rest.
What do you love about Connie the most? Her young frame, her soft and supple skin? How her glasses make her doe-like eyes even larger? She's a beautiful flower, a dainty thing bouncing up and down in the afternoon breeze... The only thing that could be more beautiful than the object, is watching the destruction of the object.
As I type this, I can feel a primal instinct clawing at the back of my throat, a predatory growl coming out of my being whenever I see Connie... mind you, I don't mean sinking my teeth into her supple thighs, as hot as it sounds. If she's a flower, I wish to strip away all her petals and leave her as some ugly plant-mass holding itself up on a ravaged stem. It's such a shame that Connie isn't real enough for me to do that though.
...
...
...
You don't suppose that you could act as my Connie, do you? I promise that I'll be gentle and that we could stop at any moment, and even text posts will suffice...

>>38071322
Umm no, I can't say I've ever pretended to be one who I'm not. Those here tend to just call me so, I guess? I don't want to be your Connie, I'm genuinely unnerved and more discomforted than I've ever been. I may even tear up? I feel so vile now. Reading what I just did.

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>>38068297
I know right. Must feel so good

penis of steven

>>38071718
>>38071939
Gross, quit it.

>>38071988
steven of penis

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>>38071988
>>38071136
But she's so sexy!

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I haven't seen one of her butthole yet tho.
>>38071988
Id die to taste her man.

>>38072019
>>38072063
>>38072081
I don't want to hear any of this, ugh. Just stop.

>>38072098
>Connieposter
>Asking other people to stop
Really activates the almonds

CONNIE IN STEVENE PEENER

>>38069803
But the creators of Gumaball and Steven Universe didn't go to CalArts.

>>38072149
What're you getting at exactly? What have I ever done to anyone here other than nothing at all?
>>38072178
You're sick. Totally so.

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>>38072098
>>38071988
>>38071497
I don't care if you start to like her. I love her and want to share her.

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>>38072197
FOUND ONE. Its not good though.
>>38072098

>>38072211
>>38072234
I have no attraction toward anyone or anything? That's not even the point. Get your degenerate images out of here. So gross. Just ew.

>>38072197
steven in connie weiner?

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>>38072240
>>38068270
I keep forgetting to sage. Fuck man.

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>>38072240
Connieposter I want to be inside of you. Just imagine me taking your supple breasts in my hands and licking them till the nipples get stiff. At this point I know youre turned on and I lick the juices from your boipucci just seconds before inserting my throbbing cock inside. I love you connieposter, I want you to have my children

>>38072241
>>38072262
>>38072273
I'm at a loss of words, just, I can't even right now. Ugh. Stop it, dummies. Just stop.

>>38068451
i've got a bloodstream full of alcohol, a life full of loneliness, and now i got a head full of what too goddamnit

>>38072301
dummies in steven penis

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>>38072301
>>38072240
Stop being passive aggressive cunt. I deal with people like you all day and I'm sick of it. You know where youre "content" is better suited for. Fucking leave bitch.

>>38072339
Why're you targeting my gender as a means of insulting me? How rude, though I must admit that I was being direct. Not passive in the slightest? Aggressive? I was just asking you not to post those images, dummy. You can't tell me to leave, you have no power over me. Such a bully.

>>38072301
What the hell were you expecting? You're a cartoon character or a disturbed man posing as a cartoon character posting on an adult website full of sexual deviants where the rules of the internet, which include Rule #34, "If something exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions," come from. Of course you're gonna get bombarded with porn. Suck it up and deal with it or go back to your lesbian space rock life.

>>38072365
can i go in steven peenen?

>>38068270
Daily reminder that Connie is POO IN LOO, not a niggeress

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>>38072301
No matter how hard you resist, how much you scream, how many scratches you leave on my chest, I will still come for you connieposter. You may run once I am close enough that you can see my fly has been drawn low but it will no matter. My strong firm hands will find their way around your small, almost non-existent breast and I will turn you around to face me, my fingernails digging into your soft brown skin. As I hold your mouth open with my hands while keeping you down with just one foot I will insert my cock inside your tender mouth. You will proceed to move your mouth up and down my now moist junk, for what else can you do? No matter how hard you suck, no matter how much you move your tongue around my mushroom tip, it just won't matter, for you unfortunately. The cum will never come connieposter, and you will suck till our days are done and your lips have blistered and bled a hundred times over onto my still hard dick.

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>>38072301
>>38072365
Because your gender is easy to pick on. I just have to guess and you still took it full in the ass. I can tell you what ever I want. Its getting your fatass to actually do it.
>>38072443
I refuse to believe this.

>>38072452
Can I have her ass while you're at it?

>>38072414
I expect nothing. It's whatever.
>>38072438
No?
>>38072452
That's umm, very vivid. Kind of morbid yet all the more disturbing.
>>38072492
Whatever.

>>38072541
please? i want to be all surrounded and cozy in steevys peeny

>>38072512
As long as you leave it ravaged and shitstained. My love for connieposter must be shown on all parts of her (his(her(his(her)))) body in all possible ways

>>38072541
>I expect nothing
That was your first mistake.
Your second was visiting 4chan, and your third was going onto /r9k/.

>>38072562
i'll do what i can with all my 2 inches

>>38072560
I'm going to pretend I never read this and we'll keep it at that.
>>38072562
You love me? Umm why? And why're you so detailed in what you'd do to me. It's so awkward.
>>38072589
I won't even deny that.

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>>38072541
>>38072365
>>38072301
Vapid bitch. This is an image board by the way.

>>38072620
mmm connie peenie must be really soft and squisy, imagine sliding around in there

>>38072621
You're mean to me and for what purpose? Just leave me alone.

>>38072620
Give people an audience that won't know who they are and they'll do some weird shit, especially if fandom comes into play. And the worst part is you can do nothing about it. Lewd illustrated images of your family, friends and acquaintances will be passed around for eternity, all because you are fictitious to us. How does this feel?

>>38071718
Her knees and shoulders are glowing red
PRESS THE ATTACK!

>>38072702
tell me about connio peeno. why is it so nice?

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>>38072620
Connieposter I love you because you make me feel like I have a connection to someone here. Among all the anonymous users, you are someone I can always fall back on to imagine a life together that we may not get anywhere else. I love you beyond anything you may find imaginable, connieposter. Picture this, for instance, you lie on your back, your body pillaged of all its luscious natural resources, they will come back of course but all your have to offer has been consumed for now. You are naked, you feel the cold wet solidness of sewer brick on your skin and the sharp rawness of shackles on your bloody ankles and wrists. You cannot move much, connieposter, for you have been chained here by non other than me, the love of your life. You look bother ways down the sewer, darkness. But then, out of that everlasting black comes a light, you aren't sure what it is through the blurryness of your disrupted vision, but you have an idea. Throughout the last year I have taken your body for my own every night without fail, why would that change tonight? But it has, oh yes connieposter, tonight is a new night. After forcing my cock up your still tight (suprising after all the times this has happened) asshole and fucking you till you start to unknowingly and unwillingly shit upon my groin I will release my load upon your eyes, obscuring your vision even more than it already has been. And then you will hear a click, unmistakably the click of your shackles coming undone and falling to the floor, you can't feel them of course as your ankles and wrists have been rubbed raw to the point of sense loss but you'd know that sound like it was the most familiar thing in the world, even though it is the furthest from it. You may have only heard the sounds of dripping water all this time alone down here but that is what has enabled you to know I am letting you go from the chains that were holding you down, for what else could the clicking sound be?...

>>38072782
and then they diggledy-doggled

>>38072726
I'm not sure.
>>38072782
Umm, wow. I'm kind of flattered you'd go to that extent for me yet all the more disgusted. A very thin line separates the two from one another. I kind of like reading them, out of curiosity sake? I honestly don't know. Just. Wow.

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>>38072782
You slowly get up, and then fall back down again, your boipucci clitorous rubbing against the moss on the dank ground. A second time you try to get up but fail, as your body has lost all senses within these past days but the ones related to the areas within I have entered and came inside of you countless times. And then I leave you, alone and cold, naked and afraid, with no way out. Why you may ask, why would I leave you here when I claim to love you? For most people this may be a hard question to answer but I have my reasons, connieposter, I have my reasons. In the same vain that coldness can eventually become a burning pain when too cold, love can eventually become painfull in large doses. I love you beyond anything ever loved on this earth before, connieposter. I have recognized every inch of your skin, I am able to smell your putrid body from hundreds of feet away even though all your time down here has allowed mold and bugs to take refuge in all the openings of your skin, especially the ones I keep in use. I know everything about you, connieposter. In a way, I have become a part of you. And now that I have left you, it will all fall apart, you may die down here, alone and cold. So why have I left? Well, you may never know, but I can tell you this, connieposter. I will always love you, and the sweet smell of your asshole is something I will always be able to remember. Countless times I have stuffed my nose up into that tight area and sniffed your shit, countless times I have fed you diarrhea inducing foods only to bag up your feces (some of it I induce of course) and feed it back into your whore mouth repeating the process. And countless times have I loved you Connieposter. It is something that will continue for ever and ever

>>38072816
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PENSIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>38072899
honestly a decent writer origfasdf

>>38072932
Literally this. And it's all about me. Oh my gosh, this is such a peculiar feeling I've now. I'm actually blushing at this nonsense. Their nonsense about doing depraved acts. I'm astonished.

>>38072974
yessss
give in to the dark side
GIVE IN TO THE CANCER

fucking penis man

>>38072974
It isn't nonsense though, I am generally imagining myself doing these things to you. Someday when the attention here doesn't fulfill your desires any longer you will betray your identity in the way of seeking more and it is at this point that my search begins, connieposter. I will find you, and I will make my imaginings a complete and idealistic reality. You may find yourself questioning this claim or shoving it off as ridiculous, but know this, connieposter, I have never been wrong before, and there is no reason I will be wrong now, I love you, connieposter, and what may be a dream today will soon be a reality
prepare yourself

>>38072974
>blushing at a strangers rape fantasies about you

you're almost there

>>38073006
No, I mustn't. I'm no degenerate.
>>38073018
I really don't know what to say right now. Umm, just stop. Like I don't want to feel these things I am right now. My heart was just fluttering? I'm awfully embarrassed and ashamed.
>>38073027
I was not blushing over that, it was more so that they took time to write about me. It's very sweet even though I find it utterly repulsive. How do you mean I'm almost there? To waah?

>>38073093
penineineie

>>38073093
almost giving in, you filth

>>38073113
Giving into what exactly? I'm no filth, you're rude. And a liar at that.

>>38073093
Of course you're no degenerate. That's the beauty of internet anonymity. You can act like a complete degenerate, have people take it at face value, then go back to your life. Do you honestly think we're for real?

>>38073141
into being chained and raped by this nigga, obviously

>>38073141
PENOS

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>>38073141
giving into this bb

go the fuck away conniefag

saged

>>38073146
It's difficult to distinguish at times, in all honesty.
>>38073164
I umm am not? No, I'm not. Right? I just, it's because they wrote about me. That's all. Shut up.
>>38073230
Waah? Quit it.
>>38073243
I'm staying here, dummy. So complain about it all you want. Preferably not here though. Heh.

>>38073243
a little late for that, but good effort. (s)he'll be gone within a few more weeks, I'm sure

>>38068270
>>>/co/

now fuck off tumblr

>>38073248
oh that's right, I forgot you like it when people write grotesque works about brutally raping you

typical woman

>>38073248
I know you want it dumb cunt

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>>38073248
Love me connie

>>38073254
Why do you say that?
>>38073265
No. So rude.
>>38073270
I don't, oh my gosh it's just that it was sweet in a way. That they umm wrote so much of me. It was thoughtful really.
>>38073276
I don't? Just shut up.
>>38073290
Quit it, I hate this so much?

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>>38073340
lick me connie

>>38073340
>I hate this so much?
>questioning whether or not you do
hmmmmm

>>38073340
give it some time and you'll be on /r/ selling your body you whore

>>38073361
No, stop it. That's gross.
>>38073367
Are you doubting me? I don't like it at all. There?
>>38073388
I would never do so, that's incredibly shameful. As if.

>>38073424
how much for your panties slut?

>>38073424
>having to say you wouldn't three different ways
so you would, huh

>>38073424
>im blushing
>i dont like it at all
mhm

>>38073435
I'm not distributing my panties, oh my gosh. What do you take me for? That's so gross.
>>38073445
Ugh. Please just stop? I really wouldn't I promise.
>>38073455
Stop talking, like seriously? I was obviously just exaggerating, umm, well that's it.

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I wonder what's going on in this thread. I rarely ever find it worthwhile to open one of these.

>>38073498
>like
>seriously
>obviously
>exxagerating
Yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and assume the other anons are right in calling you a girl

get out please

>>38073498
how do you feel knowing that I have allready snuffed your panties while you unknowingly connieposted on 4chan slut?

>>38073517
ideally, it would have been saged immeadiately

>>38073498
>I was exaggerating
to exaggerate something something must be there, which contradicts the fact that you just stated "I don't like it at all". additionally, those who exaggerate usually do it for the benefit of others or themselves. this wouldn't help anyone you care about, why would you care about the bozos here, and you blushing at the thought of a brutal rape starring you would most likely not paint you in a better light, nor would it make you think more of yourself. Or would it?

>>38073517
You don't want to know, and I myself came to regret posting it today.
>>38073532
Umm no? If you don't like my thread you can get out, didn't ask you to be here.
>>38073544
Odd. Just no. No you didn't.
>>38073558
Never seems to happen.
>>38073566
I umm, well like I just, oh my gosh it's getting very late? Yes, late. You should be off to rest?

>>38073608
apparently little ms. tumblr doesn't understand what "ideally" means

>>38073608
"didn't ask you to be here"
you're right. you openly posted something on an anonymous imageboard, therefore asking everybody to be here. get over yourself

>>38073608
yes I did you whoring piece of shit. I sniffed your panties so far up my nose that when they came out they were covered in my boogies. Im sure you are sitting in snot right now as we speak, not too mention the cum i drenched them in as well

god im getting hard just thinking about it again.

>>38068270
i still can't believe how hard they fucked up connie's design.

>>38073657
>i still can't believe how hard they fucked up connie's design.
Post new Connie

>>38073630
Shush. I most certainly do, was just commenting on the fact there of.
>>38073646
Whatever. How about you get over yourself?
>>38073648
Stop speaking of me in that manner, it's so disrespectful. I hate it.

>>38068270
Do you go on /sug/?

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>>38073669
and this is when she's actually on model

>>38073608
>I myself came to regret posting it today.
Yet, you still make the same kind of thread over and over. I can only assume that you actually like this sort of thing until you change.

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>>38073703
here's a gem

>>38073706
this
a million times this origigigig

>>38073718
That looks fucking ridiculous

Can we message the animators and tell them? Anyone have an email or something?

>>38073688
>can't accept the fact that she has the wealth of the internet to be happy, yet she infects this place to get attention from strangers

you know what, stay here. it's funny to see someone more pathetic than myself.

>>38073688
No connie, you don't know what disrespectful is. Disrespectful is the time I stuck your toothbrush entirely up my asshole and then shat it back out. You keep up with your dental hygiene don't you connie? I hope you do. Myabe take a look in the mirror after you finish posting tonight, you may have some shit pebbles caught in between those whorish teeth of yours that have been around countless cocks just this past week. I know your wet right now connie, embrace it, I am, I'm masturbating right now bb

>>38073692
No.
>>38073706
I don't make the same thread over and over again as that clearly wouldn't go with the rules here. Everything must be original, dummy. Sheesh. And what do you mean by like what sort of thing? The only reason I regret posting today is because I've been well put on the spot in terms of liking something. Well not liking it but umm, I don't know. Stuff.
>>38073735
In what sense? Please go on, I'd love to know. I'm rolling my eyes by the way.
>>38073742
I do keep up with my dental hygiene, who doesn't? My teeth certainly aren't whores, that's doesn't even make much sense? I'm not aroused by this sort of talk either, just stop. I don't need to know you're pleasuring yourself either, you weirdo.

>>38073792
can you report the trap threads while you're at it thanks.

>>38073789
>I don't make the same thread over and over again
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEY'RE RETARDED
THEY'RE ALL RETARDED

GOD DAMN YOU 4CHAN
GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

EMPEROR SATAN, I SMITE AT THEE

>>38073789
i'll put it in simple terms for you, honey :)

get out and go to tumblr, where similar minded people will actually participate in conversation related to your topic, rather than writing rape stories about you

>>38073832
This.
On sites like tumblr, people actually share your shitty taste in TV, and you can have decent conversations instead of walking among madmen.

>>38073789
oh but you do need to know I'm pleasuring myself babe, for how else would you be able to pleasure your own pusspuss if not thinking about me rubbing my throbbing member?

>>38073792
I think we've all been over this before, that doesn't do much of anything. Really doesn't.
>>38073818
Waah?
>>38073832
Oh my gosh don't just say what those stories are like that. They umm, they weren't so? It was just, kind of thoughtful. Not that I liked them but they were very sincere. I just, never mind. I'm staying here like I have been. I don't do anything.
>>38073866
That's very subjective of you to say, nonetheless I'm not leaving. This site is so much fun.
>>38073878
I'm very flustered right now, if not over the stories that were written of me then this. Totally this.

>>38073893
"i dont do anything" except ruin the already-fragile ecology of this mostly dead board

Emperor Lucifer, Master and Prince of Rebellious Spirits, I adjure thee to leave thine abode, in whatsoever quarter of the world may be situated, and come hither to communicate with me. I command and I conjure thee in the Name of the Mighty living God, Father, Son and Holy Ghost, to appear without noise and without any evil smell, to respond in a clear and intelligible voice, point by point, to all that I shall ask thee, failing which, thou shalt be most surely compelled to obedience by the power of the divine ADONAY, ELOIM, ARIEL, JEHOVAM, TAGLE, MATHON, and by the whole hierarchy of superior intelligences, who shall constrain thee against thy will.

Venite, Venite!

INDIAN MILFS ARE HOT
HOOOOOOOT

>>38073893
>keeps blushing over rape stories

you're right, this site is fun, when you're at the center of attention because you post intentionally terrible threads to get people to hate you and give you attention. gotta say, it worked

>>38073893
Subjectivity is to be expected, however, if you do stay, try to blend in a bit more. Your presence is becoming known, and unless you're some kind of creator or story-teller that's not a good thing. Pick up the lingo, be a horrible person, flip off a box of kittens. Then we may accept you.

Submiritillor Lucifuge, or the eternal torment shall overwhelm thee, by the great power of this Blasting Rod. In subito.

I command and I adjure thee, Emperor Lucifer, as the representative of the mighty living God, and by the power of Emanuel, His only Son, Who is thy master and mine, and by the virtue of His precious blood, which He shed to redeem mankind from thy chains, I command thee to quit thine abode, wheresoever it may be, swearing that I will give thee one quarter of an hour alone, if thou dost not straightway come hither and communicate with me in an audible and intelligible voice, or, if thy personal presence be impossible, dispatch me thy Messenger Astarot in a human form, without either noise or evil smell, failing which I will smite thee and thy whole race with the terrible Blasting Rod into the depth of the bottomless abysses, and that by the power of those great words in the Clavicle -- By Adonay, ELOIM, ARIEL, JEHOVAM, TAGLA, MATHON, ALMOUZIN, ARIOS, PITHONA, MAGOTS, SYLPHAE, TABOTS, SALAMANDRAE, GNOMUS, TERRAE, COELIS, GODENS, AQUA. In subito.

>>38073917
As if, what proof do you have?
>>38073932
I am not the Devil, would you quit it?
>>38073945
I am not blushing over those stories, just well I'm just, look it's complicated? I don't make these threads for attention, you all just happen to give it to me. I don't care for it, I'm just here because I find it fun. It the literal sense, it's interesting. So shush. It's not like I want that anon to come back or something, umm no.
>>38073954
I'm not seeking acceptance, never have been? I'll do what I want. Love me or not, it's totally whatever.
>>38073973
You must stop this.

>>38073988
"what proof do you have"

this thread

>>38073988
Hadst thou appeared when I first invoked thee, I had by no means smitten thee; remember, if the request which I make thee be refused, I am determined to torment thee eternally.

>>38073988
keep lying to yourself, trash

>>38074001
Wow, that really shows me. Come now, anything of real substance? That's so bland, like at least try?
>>38074002
Ugh.
>>38074016
I've nothing to gain through lying, so just shut up. Why would I lie about something? I'm no liar so quit it. Oh my gosh why am I still flustered? I can barely breathe. I'm no garbage either.

>>38074040
do you hear yourself

just leave and go be happy somewhere; it'd be a win-win

>>38074040
I require that thou shalt communicate two several times on each night of the week, either with myself or with those who are entrusted with my present Book, the which thou shalt approve and sign; I permit thee the choice of those hours which may suit thee, if thou apprivest not those which I now enumerate:

On Monday at nine o'clock and at midnight.
On Tuesday at ten o'clock and at one in the morning.
On Wednesday at eleven o'clock and at two in the morning.
On Thursday at eight and ten o'clock.
On Friday at seven in the evening and at midnight.
On Saturday at nine in the evening and at eleven at night.

Further, I command thee to surrender me the nearest treasure, and I promise thee as a reward the first piece of gold or silver which I touch with my hands on the first day of every month. Such is my demand.


If you're not Satan, how are you following the script so exactly?

>>38074070
I hear myself clearly, what's at fault? I'm content here.
>>38074083
I'm not following any script you weirdo.

>>38074121
The script said you would say that.

>>38074121
oh that's right, i forgot you like it when people fantasize about shoving your toothbrush in their ass and raping you

>>38074132
You're so annoying. Like seriously?
>>38074134
I don't. For the last time, I really don't like those umm, stories or whatever they were. I umm, I hated them a lot? Like totally did. Just shut up.

>>38074189
>still trying to convince herself of this after blatantly admitting the opposite several times

>im the one that needs to "shut up"

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I didn't know there were SU threads in this board

>>38074238
there arent

theres only this person, holding on for scraps

>>>/co/

>>38074189
Well, this is the part where I'm supposed to put you on blast for refusing to comply with my request.

>>38068270
Everything about this cartoon is dreadful.

>>38073733
They know and don't care, and honestly I don't understand why you do.

>>38074271
>They know and don't care, and honestly I don't understand why you do.
It's media I enjoy, and the animators are making it less enjoyable. As a fan I have some say in the direction of the product, and its fundamentally produced for the fans

>>38074211
Fine, I haven't really been honest because truthfully I feel as though I'm in some awful heat. It's embarrassing to admit? I just, they made me feel so special. It was just like something overcame me, my heart swooned. I was tearing up a bit in some sense of joy and disgust at myself. Please just shut up? I hate it, I promise I do. Just shush.
>>38074238
Umm there are, I usually make them.
>>38074252
Please don't, I've had enough stress from this day as is. I really should be off to rest, I need it. Maybe?
>>38074261
I don't want to hear it, not now.

>>38074304
Okay, okay.
I was only pretending to call you Satan.
Thank you for your honesty.

>>38074304
didnt think there could be a more pathetic human than me, but even I would never get horny over fanfics of someone raping me

gg connieposter

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Can we just turn this shitty thread into contaiment space for all the faggots and trannies? please

>>38074354
pretty much already there, sadly

>>38068270
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/steven-universe

>>38074304
>I don't want to hear it, not now
Sorry I just popped into this thread because I recognize the artwork from the show my nieces and nephew watch.

Have you heard that before? Because it's very true. I thought the pic has been posted there as a mockery sort of like Brendan Fraser with the bad haircut. Do you actually like it? How? How old are you? I really don't believe you desu.

>>38074343
Umm you're welcome.
>>38074350
Please no more? I'm actually crying right now. I know it's weird for me to like that. I'm already ashamed just go. You bully. I wasn't aroused, like just, just excited.
>>38074398
It's okay, I guess. Umm yes, I like it. It's cute. I'm of age to post here.

>>38074430
>>>/co/
they're probably more accepting, and wouldn't threaten rape upon you. just saying.

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>>38074430
It will be okay, Karyll. Get some rest and I'll have a bowl of eggs ready for you in the morning.

>>38074298
Yeah, I mean, I don't understand why you care so much about that. I even enjoy it since I like getting to see them being smaller, it just doesn't bother me. If anything I laugh at how absurd some of them are, but I don't see it as something that "makes it less enjoyable".

>>38074430
Wow, well alright.

Is it just me or are later born Millennials (those born closer to 2005 than 1985) so much softer than the earlier ones. Wonder what caused this.

>>38074507
I need to be angry about something and I'm in the mood to send some emails

You can get a lot of cool shit by just emailing companies, try it sometime

>>38074536
Like what? I do it sometimes, but I'm lucky if I even get a reply.

>>38074482
Thank you, I will be going to bed now. Umm, I'll pretend I don't know what you mean by that.
>>38074509
It's not necessarily what's been said that caused my outburst. More so I'm coming to terms with things that are relatively unknown to me and that got me emotional. Of which I rarely am to be honest. If only you could see how I usually handle things here. I feel as though you're over generalizing the generation on the account of a mishap but it's whatever.

>>38074668
ur such a fag
the only reason you come back is because you love attention
get a fucking trip so we can filter you already

>>38074828
Think what you want, that's really irrelevant to me. I came back for what's posted as is. Dummy. Let the thread cease, I don't want it back in any sort of view. It's embarrassing. I'll never get a tripcode, loser.

>>38074828
try regex filter IMG_\d{4}.png

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>>38068270
His face reminds me of this desu
Makes you think

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Is this your biggest thread yet? Good going.

>>38075179
Sadie replier > Connie poster

>>38068270
Quit posting this fag show on this board you huge faggot

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>>38074482
ex to the dee

wtf is happening in this thread?
seriously asking

there's someone roleplaying as a cartoon character and somehow *multiple* autists (not even just one anomaly) are tripping over themselves to RP-rape the RPer?

why is this happening on r9k? why are people not acting as if it's weird? wtf

saged

>>38072234
>>38072063
>>38071718
What is with her bangs?? Every time I see them I can't help but think it looks like she has one of those sleeping masks on her forehead.

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>>38076253
Lol shes just gonna come back for more roleplay cuz shes a slut
These anons fucked up now she has another reason to come back again lmao

>>38075179
Looks like the flies are swarming into the shit (again)

>>38075057
Think what exactly? What's the connection?
>>38075179
No, I've had better threads, I suppose.
>>38075861
I'll do what I want.
>>38076253
I don't even role play. Things just got heavy.
>>38076808
Her hair is greying, that's about it.
>>38077323
Am not. Quit it.

>>38077864
connie confirmed for living in europe

>>38077864
consider outdoors

>>38078563
Philippines I think. Some kept making duterte threats and shit
Also show us your tits, connieposter

this is a good trhead

Connie is fucking Indian

>>38077864
Makes you think how fucking ugly their designs are sometimes

>>38078563
What would even point to that? I'm thoroughly confused.
>>38078580
Come again?
>>38080321
Oh, thank you.
>>38081351
Yes, yes she is.
>>38081384
I disagree but to each their own, I suppose.