HALT! HANDS UP! I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEE THE CONTENTS OF THAT

>>38068707
My loli futa porn

>>38068707
all my pepes are stolen.
Fuck the police

Well I keep my porn on an encrypted partition, so I guess all the gay fanfiction.

twink scat porn

the fappening folder has VJ in it and I'm not sure how far back those pics go

Loli softcore and hardcore porn. Also my furry/scalie porn too.
Nothin too bad aside from porn.

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Most worried about big government finding and taxing my bitcoin gains.

>>38068707
I guess I wouldn't want them finding my /pol/ folder. Also I wouldn't want them to see the trap workout/diet guide I have hidden. I just wouldn't want people to know about that stuff.

>>38068958
Can...can you post the trap guide?

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>>38068984
Quality isn't the best, but here you go. Think I got it off /b/ or something years ago.

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Hundreds of stolen memes

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>>38069036
>unironically saving this
the fuck is wrong with you people

>>38069077
I can't speak for past me since my memory is pretty bad. I guess I was curious and didn't yet know the limits of my degeneracy?

>>38069077
>having a problem with this
did this board become normie when i wasn't looking
fuck off gentrifier

my softcore porn folder

Nothing. All the cheese and my 4chan folder are encrypted using a mix of 128-bit AES/Serpent algorithms.

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I don't save illegal stuff anymore. Not ever since I got arrested this one time and they almost found *that*

My chaos computer club shit.
But not because it's illegal it's just a hassle to convince people it's not. Which I shouldn't have to but that's reality.

>>38068944

>bitcoin

Isnt that becoming worthless now? What is even the point of bitcoin when you cant buy any goods with it. Everyone just hoards it for muh value.

>>38069169

Yeah, better not. If you got caught, you're probably too stupid for any of this shit.

>>38069182
Anon that's a very simplified version of it. Right now it's rather easy to sell coins actually.

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Nothing but legal content officer, so I believe a search won't be necessary

>>38069210
I totally agree. Know your limits, and all that

your going to see three porn videos of maddy oreilly, maddy oreilly is slut woman, maddy oreilly all i want, and maddy oreilly first anal some questionable teens on my 4chan folder (teens)

>>38069311

Can I ask what happened and how you got caught? You dont have to say for what (but I have an idea..), but I imagine it's a pretty terrifying experience.

>>38069331
Somebody wrongfully accused me of something. They had no proof of course but that didn't stop them from trying. I realized that prosecutors are really just feral niggers who try to get as many people arrested rather than actually dishing out justice. They treated me like a terrorist, seized property to look for evidence, confiscated my passport because they legit thought I would flee the country.
In the end, they dropped all charges due to how solid of a case I had but it was still a terrifying experience, like you said.

naked buttholes

so manyu naked buttholes

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a lot of shitty sfm porn that's more laughably bad than erotic

why can't I get better at animating

>>38069463

Oh so you actually dindu nuffin? Damn.. actually, a friend of mine had a similar experience. His girlfriend lied to the cops that he hit her and they arrested him. They wanted him to take a plea bargain but he refused since he dindu nuffin (he really didnt, I know him). So he went to trial and he ended up with a year of house arrest. He had to pay weekly for the house arrest stuff and now has a felony record. The prosecutor was the fattest black bitch ever. I think its a work requirement for prosecutors to be the biggest cunts on the planet. And you are right, they dont care for actual justice, they just want to find people guilty. Thats how they get paid it seems. Just like lawyers, they have a record of win/loss ratios, so they want as many wins as possible for reputation.

>>38069563
Yeah dude that's fucked up. Sorry to hear about your friend. A felony will fuck up one's life, he didn't deserve that.

The detailed files I keep on probably 20+ girls. It's not stalking if it's not irl, r-right?

I INVOKE MY FOURTH, FIFTH AND SIXTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS

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>>38068707
4TH AMENDMENT NIGGA

>>38069650

Yeah, he really didnt. Actually, the girl even testified in court that she lied because she was angry at him at the time. Didnt matter; prosecutor still didnt drop the charges and the jury still found him guilty.. it's messed up.

That's why it's strictly 2D for me. 3DPD bitches are a problem.

>>38068707
My unwavering loyalty to my country....seriously that's a crime in the UK any semblense that your country can be greater without the EU or the NAZI fucking germans is considered hate speech by my progressive """""Friends""""""

>>38068707
Somehow finding traces of my /pol/ history, no idea how the fuck that would leave such a big trace on my hard drive of all things though (except for the fact I went there at all and how often, obviously)

My 31GB stash of yaoi, futa and cuddle porn

>>38068707
my hentai games, thats literally the worst thing on here and im ashamed about it

>>38068707
>WOW YOU WRITE LOTS OF DEPRESSING SHORT STORIES ABOUT THE SAME GIRL
>HAVE YOU EVER SENT HER THESE LETTERS?
>WOW
>YOU LISTEN TO LOTS OF ELLIOT SMITH HUH?
>SORRY MAN YOU CAN HAVE THIS BACK

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>>38068707
My Christ-chan collection.

>>38071022
>cuddle porn
what

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>deftly drop battery out of laptop as I hand it to the officer
>good luck finding shit now fool

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>>38069077
Go back to >>>/pol/

o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l_i_s_i_m_o

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>be me 3 years ago, 16
>have cp from October
>It's March, at school on a Friday can't wait to get home and play vidya on my expensive pc
>get home, everything gone
>assume we got robbed, call mom, brother, and grandpa
>they all come, freaking out
>about to call police until
>bro finds piece of paper
>"uhh hey anon read this"
>THE FOLLOWING ITEMS HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED FOR tldr tldr tldr IMAGES DEPICTING THE PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT OF CHILDREN
>blood starts rushing
>"I don't know what this is about anon but I know it wasn't me, you should be careful on that 4chan man"
>it was intentionally collected though
>we get lawyer and wait for a call
>7 MONTHS LATER WITH NO PC
>case was discarded, I only had to do comm. service for 2 months

Those 7 months were hell, I haven't been on /b since, shit is too toxic anyways

>>38069179
What's that? Never heard of it before.

>>38068707
Several gigabytes of bbw
I'm talking 30-40

I'm only ironically a neonazi

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>>38071215
you the type a nigga to right click save image

>>38071496
is that a bad thing?
pls halp I am not good with computre

>>38069463
>prosecutors are really just feral niggers
Precisely. This is one of the most important redpills in existence: realizing that everything is for profit. Everything. The police system, the legal system, the prison system, the medical system, everything. The police exist to make profit first (by racking up as many charges as possible) and help people second.

>>38071496
>>38071532
Or I'm just a phoneposter
Stop samefagging

>>38068707

My 2gb of moonman music

>>38071729

no you rrrrr'eeettard

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lots of topless pictures of very busty girls that i talk to regularly

i don't want other people to see them. they're mine!