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Who /Canada/ here? How are my fellow robots spending Canada Day?

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Who /Canada/ here? How are my fellow robots spending Canada Day?
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>>38068714
jerk off and listen to sarah mclachlan whilst crying and playing video games and telling myself to stop being mediocre at everything. the crying really does help improve my game play for some reason.
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>>38068714
i'm going to be playing overwatch with strangers to feel slightly less lonely.
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>>38068714
Ill be at the hub of the great lakes enjoying a pier-side beer and smoke with the senpai

you lads?
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Native American living in a reservation here. Reds are the true robot race.
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>>38068714
I'm going to the beach with another robot. We're gonna have a good time.
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>>38069393
shit that's neat. doesn't the govt give the reservations consistent NEETbux?
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>>38069393
which reservation you at senpai? i live near six nations and they got cheap ass gas over there.
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>>38069568
Oxford House Manitoba.
>>38069475
Chiefs get paid handsomely and yeah, NEET bux can buy you shit other than food.
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>>38069393
are you also not celebrating canada day because of the white devil taking your land?
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>>38069716
They throw free candy here on Canada day. I'm probably just going be alone in my house just like every other day. Planning to commit sudoku but no guns so I gotta hang.
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>>38068714
I'll be ruminating over killing myself and maybe play some vidya then jerk off later in the day.
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>>38069772
Ayo why ya'll gotta be committing suicide in mass?
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fuck Canada losers
Vive la Quebec libre!
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>>38068714
I'll be spending Canada Day like any other weekend - alone and drowning myself in alcohol, nicotine and music.
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>>38069989
I live in Ontario so Im subjected to the LCBO and the govet's monopoly (a.k.a. prohibition lite) on booze.

Also Im broke as fuck, so I can't drink.

Im jelly. I wish I could get drunk for canada's 150th birthday.
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>>38069902
>la

kek get a load of this retard
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every day is canada day when you live in canada isn't it
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>>38068714
>made to go to bbq put off by people i barely know
>would much rather get drunk, listen to Sloan and play video games alone
>got called into work today, when i was supposed to have a three day weekend

This weekend sucks, b'ys
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>>38069772
Instead of hanging yourself which usually always fails, try slitting your wrists in a bathtub.
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I have zero will to celebrate knowing Trudeau is still a thing.

Anyone know if the stores are open tomorrow?
I need a new rake
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>>38068714
Fear not. Queen roastie will rule Canada come 2019
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I'm off tomorrow but it's not like I can party. I live in Ottawa and downtown is going to be too full PLUS it's going to fuck rain AND i fucking work at 8am the next morning.

I want to live in montreal, learn french, forget english and be a Quebecois. Ontario has been nothing but a fucking cunt that steals all my shit and been a fucking backwards ass province that steals everything from even itself and doesn't even give anything to us or produce anything.

Otherwise I'm smoking dope In like 10 minutes once my parents are asleep and playing video games till the su n comes up. What about you.
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>>38070301
meant for >>38070273
because i'm a dumbass
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEQbkbDxxCA

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>38068714
I'm djing a party! 50 dollars an hour
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More of the same. Stuff with my family. I'd rather just spend the night watching tv shows and playing video games. Also our bull is out of town so we couldn't have some real fun even if it wasn't Canada Day.
>>38070273
Wondering this myself. I might grab some junk food.
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>40% of the country voted at all last year
>30% voted liberal
>since everyone was so conflicted 30% came up to a majority.
>30% of 40% gave us trudeau.
Why is the majority of our country so retarded. Are we really always drunk and high to even notice this shit.
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>>38070354
I guess I forgot to mention before the spoiler that I'm married.
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>>38070317
>Living in Ottawa
>Complaining

You need to learn to appreciate the comfy things in life friend. Go for a walk downtown right now, and observe the buildings. Youll be surprised how comfy itll make you feel
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>>38070273
Shoppers is usually open 24/7/365
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>>38070354
>>38070372
>That fucking spoiler
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>>38070372
>Bull
>Married

Oh
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>>38070370
If voter turnout was only 40% then why does every official source say its lowest ever was 58%? The official numbers from Elections Canada are 68.5% last election. 40% of 68.5% voted for Turd. Still about 30%.
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>>38068998

My family got invited to hang out with one of my friends family to watch fire works so we're gonna do that. Will need to buy booze though.
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>>38070388
No license, no car, no friends, I live on the outskirts. You know how in video games the mc isn't actually in the capital until post lvl 20? Well I'm almost there. I'm still crashing at my parents place until I can afford an apartment.
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>>38070404
>>38070418
It's pretty fucked up. I watch and masturbate and then once he leaves she rests my head in her lap and strokes my hair and sings while I cry
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>>38070370

People voted Lib because people got sick of Harper and the NDP went way too socalist.

The NDP wanting to subsidize day caused spooked my father into voting Liberal.
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>>38070446
Holy shit, even by robot standards that's pathetic. How do you live with yourself.
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>>38070446
If you aren't baiting what is the profile of the bull, your wife and yourself.

Is the bull some Quebecois gangster or an Albertan oil miner, is he white, are you a pitiful Ontario born city cuck from Toronto. Confirm suspicions
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>>38070404
tfw i thought he was talking about a real bull and i was confused about how a cow wouold be real fun.

like I was thinking maybe he was from Alberta and wanted to do some Rodeo bull riding shit.
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>>38070234
dear lord, he's right
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gunna get high, work on my game, and maybe play a bit of games.

same as every other day

Maybe check the news for any peace trucks. But I doubt that'll happen.
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>>38069902
>>38069902
just stay in your province. it's all we ask.
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>>38070474
One day at a time, like I always have. I figure she must care about me a lot to stick around through all my problems.
>>38070494
We live in Ontario, not in a city. I've been to Toronto once and didn't like it. Too noisy and it smelled like ass. He's a black guy. if not for my fucked up fetish we might have just become friends because he's fun to be around
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>>38070467
Same. We were on a burning ship jumping to a leaky kayak. I just hope conservatives uncucked themselves. I don't like what we've become. Some faggots literally wanted to change our anthem to be gender neutral and it almost got passed. Honestly wtf
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>>38070537
does race play come into it?
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>>38070537
I suggest killing yourself. But cockroaches like you always live so I hope you fuck off forever.
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>>38070467

*day care spooked
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>>38070556
Yeah. Sometimes.
>>38070569
I tried, years ago. I promised her i'd stick around because she doesn't want to be a widow.
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>>38070474
Why do you have problems with barre chords?
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Why are so many Canadians degenerate druggie pieces of shit? Please help me understand
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>>38070614

Our country sucks and drugs help surpress that pain.
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>>38070614
nothing else to do up here, really.
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>>38068714
B-Colombia fag here. Not much, on the monday day-off though I am going for an interview for a landscaping job. What the fuck do I do? Do I dress nice or do I dress like I would to work there with work boots and everything? What the fuck are they going to ask?
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>>38070614
Well we share the same climate as Russia.

All cold countries have self indulgence issues due to having less activities outside. Honestly there really isn't anything to do about it. What the fuck do you do? Walk outside when it's 25 below with a negative 30 wind chill? Unless you have a successful career which many of us can't get because democracy is rigged I don't see anyone besides anyone pulling 6figs doing anything else.
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>>38070641
Dress like you are ready to work. Durable pants, work boots and a straight back.
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>>38070679
I walk outside with my dog in up to -40 wind chill listening to podcasts or music, very comfy if you dress properly
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>>38070679
>that pic
Oh! Sugoi!
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>>38068714
playing board games with my friends and fugging my gf
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>>38070679
>tfw in the japan section
Still lots of drug abuse though. Not much to do here.
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>>38068714
At work making time and half
Fuck else would I be doing
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Figure I'll bbq up some of the good sausages I bought the other day, grab some beer, some chips and salsa, and watch Trailer Park Boys all day.
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>>38070634
The sad part about this is it's true.
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>>38068714
Drinking gin and Smoking dope with my relatives, at a bbq.

902
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>tfw no bf to drink and cuddle with tomorrow
>tfw 204 gay bots
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>>38068714
north Alberta reporting
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see you boys at chinguacousy park
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>>38071397
That sounds awesome. Haven't watched that show in forever
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Lower BC reporting in.

Probably will drink alone like usual then go watch fireworks from a viewpoint in town. Then I'll go home and cry and jerk off.

Basically average day but with fireworks.
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Wagecuck working a 9 hour shift at an ice cream shop, I hope it rains.
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Sunshine Coast here. gonna be working with my dad for the first half of the day then going down to the campground to watch the fireworks.
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N E W B R U N S W I C K
filthy immigrant here for the jobs and women, first Canada day.
What should I do?
I live in Fredericton.
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>>38074143
Go full accelerationist. Strap on whatever bombs you have ready, head down to the town center, and detonate. TAKBIR!
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>>38074187
b-but i'm a white european, nazis have documented my family history to be 100% germanic from 1400 upwards.
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>>38074205
>>38074143
Why did you choose leaf land over the autistic maximum freedom southern brother?
You could be owning guns and calling genocide of brown people.
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>>38074388
I cannot stand hamburgicans.
Also my girlfriend is Canadian and she got me a career in govt working cybersec.
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>tfw want to be American and own funs
what's the easiest way to get a green card, lads
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>>38074735
As someone who is enter cybersec.
What were the requirements to get hired, especially in a government position?
Do you have any certs?
Your schooling?
etc
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>>38070514
their bovine was on a holiday bicycle tour
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Victoriafag here, anyone from the island?


>>38073249
Where in BC anon?
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>>38070395
yea bullshit they close at like fucking 8
10 if you find the one that does
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>>38069902
Fuck you and fuck Quebec
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>>38073249
Lmao im probably going to the fireworks too
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/GTA/ fag here
heading up north to party with some of my family
thankfully it's the branch that don't make me feel like a useless piece of shit when i'm around them so it should be a good time
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walked around downtown ottawa today
boy there sure are a lot of coloured folk

to the op question
nothing
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Vancouver.
Wake up at 12 or something, I need to sleep in like an hour or less due to the heat making my bedroom a sauna when the day begins.
Sit in my room alone, play video games, masturbate later, sleep.
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>>38068714
Drinking.
Alone.
Just like most other days.

Might have a date on Sunday but I'm prepared for the worst.
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>>38074773
I have a CC degree and diversified work experience as a sysadmin.
The branch of govt is working together with my home country's govt, and since I'm both a native speaker of the language and English, and have IT expertise, I'm good for a job there.

Mostly govt jobs are nepotism though.
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>>38069902
>a fucking baguette
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I slept through it since I work nights usually.

./b
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>>38068714
I was going to watch U2 at noon but that security checkpoint is gonna be brutal.

>>38070186
Nice catch.
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>>38070679
>ukraine
>not alberta
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>>38068714
I'm a quebecfag so I don't care about it that much. I'll probably get high and play video games then hate myself.
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>be /new brunswick/
>Canada day
>hicks are all drunk driving and fucking their dogs
>french canadians are all wasted on cheese and liquor, raping my sister and mother
>our leader Brian Gallant caught in the back room of the Legislature getting high on paint fumes
>woodmills all catch on fire due to someone falling in one of the machines

fuck this province, mayne.
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>>38068714
/Ottawa/ reporting in. Just like any other day for me desu bois. Might play some vidya and watch a movie or two.
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>>38068714
SASKATCHEWAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>38070317
What kind of work do you do leaf-bro?
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>>38070433
What about siblings?
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>>38078130
fuck off you dumb cowboy, new brunswick is where it's at
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east coast is beast coast
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>>38075228
Hasn't it been raining continuously for the past few days? Even this early morning.
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>>38078174
WHITE POWER


SASKATCHEWAN IS WHERE ITS AT IF YOU LIKE TO SIT ON YOUR ASS AND DO NOTHING AT ALL
SLAVA UKRAINE
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>>38078174
New Brunswick is utter shit. You have as much relevance as the territories.
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>>38078196
thanks for the (you) saskatchewan-san
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>>38078206

>being new brunswickan
>being serious about how good your province is

It's a love/hate relationship, anon.
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>>38068714
Poor as fuck so staying in on 4chan crying while everyone ha fun
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>>38068714
Going out with family and getting drunk
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>>38078211
You too i appreciate them
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>>38078267
np fren :) sorry for trying to talk shit about your province
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>>38078206
And it manages to be less of a shithole than Ontario
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>>38078335
I mean we don't have a fucking SJW for a premier, like Ontario's
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>>38078335
New Brunswick is a considerably bigger shit hole than Ontario, stop being a tard
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>>38078477
Nah, Ontario has nothing going for it except Toronto and being close to the US. Even that isn't much.

I'dmuch rather be in the maritimes.

>>38078354
And we have a culture that isn't just "ayy lmao we're so hipster"
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>>38078533

that's true. which province you from, anon? New Brunswick?
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>>38078533
I don't think you know what culture means
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>>38078611

culture is one thing NB has in spades, cunt
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I fucking hate this country

Can't wait until I leave
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>>38078646
I meant that I literally don't think you know what it means, not that New Brunswick lacks any
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>>38068714
We are actually getting screwed by a contractor we hired, it really dampens the holiday mood.
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>>38078582
Newfoundland, actually. I want to visit NB someday
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>>38078700

Google says 'the arts and other manifestations of human intellectual achievement regarded collectively.'

in that case, New Brunswick has a unique culture that is indeed there
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>>38078771

If you go, go to a little island called Grand Manan, it's a wonderful place. Lots of fishing and touristy stuff there, good beaches too.
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>>38078919
Cool. I'll check it out!
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>>38069393
Native here.
Fuck you taber nac.
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>>38070395
Thats america in your pic.
Fuck god damn canada and your darts.
I MISS MY WINSTONS AND LUCKY STRICKS DAMNIT.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO OPEN A PACK IS PULL A TAB HERE ITS LIKE FUCKING 3 THINGS I GOTTA OPEN JUST TO SMOKE A DART.
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>>38070446
You are no longer Canadian.
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>>38070514
Honorary Canadian.
Honorary white man.
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>>38074143
CAN I COME HANG OUT WITH YOU?
Why didnt I meet any 4channers in freddy?
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>>38078076
Wheres all my NB faggots?
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>>38078919
>Grand Manan
I went with me uncle and we heard whales.
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>>38079551
what a cute image
did you pull that off of instagram

kys
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>>38068714
>Canada Day?

Wew lad, i'll be spending Dominion day lamenting what has happened to my country.
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>>38079626

right here, nigga!

we should start a New Brunswick thread lmao
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>>38074143

Fredericton? Go get laid with some hookers downtown, they're hard to find but they're there lmao

nah but foreal there's some great shows going on, fireworks and shit
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>>38079644

come on, fren, that isn't kind
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>>38079756
come on fren your country is trash
nuke yourself
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>>38070537
>I figure she must care about me a lot to stick around through all my problems.
No, she just banks on you being her permanent emotional tampon (and probably financial support) while she has a free card to fuck whomever she wants.

She doesn't respect you, and you're not the kind of man she would want her sons to grow up to be. Have some self respect and end the relationship.
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>>38070614
>Why are so many Canadians degenerate druggie pieces of shit?
We smoke a lot of pot but why would you assume Canada has more druggies/degenerates per capita than the US?

>>38070634
Canada has one of the highest qualities of life in the world. GTFO traitor.
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>>38068714
i hope you all die..

i'm not being ironic. i'm not being funny. canadians are hypocrite dicks that don't deserve to live. awful, awful people.
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>>38079798

where are you from, retard?
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>>38079822
>canadians are hypocrite dicks that don't deserve to live.
How are we "hypocrite dicks"? It sounds like you came home one day and found your wife getting Canuck'd

And Canadians have a strong reputation for being nice and friendly, so you're clearly talking out of your ass.
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>>38079644
>did you pull that off of instagram
Google nigger.
>>38079704
If I ever go back to freddy ill start a thread here...I need some 4channers for buddys, guy.
>>38079817
There are a FUCK TON more junkies and dealers in america then canada.
I went to both moncton and freddy not one person sold me a bag.
Went to MASS and I got offered 20 dollar coke and crack bags all day.
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>>38079861
>If I ever go back to freddy ill start a thread
that'd be dope

and you're right about the druggie thing, too. People in Canada aren't as open about their drug use or as desperate usually
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>>38068714
905 here, canada day is bloody boring over here. We have murican neighbors who organize 4th of july block parties, though.
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>>38072709
>chinguacousy park
no thanks pajeet
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Got some tims can any robot tell me what is up with the result i got?
It just says happy canada 150 under the rim.
It usualy says please play again or win, so what the fug does this mean
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>>38074143
How did you even get in? Are you a shitskin?
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>>38079923
I think that's their equivalent to please play again, anon. sorry.

Shit, tims is open today? I thought everything was closed.
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>>38079923

yeah man I don't know what the fuck that means.
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>>38079935
Tims being closed on Canada Day would be treason
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>>38079887
Seems like a good thing dude.
In america kids are just fucked from the start.
High school did not do any one any favors.
All the nice kids got homeschooling while school IS A PLACE where they hold kids till they can be trailed like an adult.
(im friends with people in the education system)
Honestly america is nice but its can fucking wreck a person and you can say good bye to that person.
Once you fall no ones going to catch you.
Here in Canada? you guys have safety nets for people.
Still love it (Canada duh) I just wish people wouldn't look at me weird for smoking a joint on a nature trail.
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I wish there were more Second Cup shops around, that place is amazing.
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Why do americans think we drink bagged milk? I have never known anyone to drink the bagged shit, it's all cartons over in my area.
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>>38080050
we drink bagged/carton milk. It's not like it comes in just one. Amerifats btfo
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>>38078076
NBfag here, can relate.
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>>38080154
it's so true it hurts
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>>38069336
>the senapi
>not the f a m
Lol niggerfaggot you got pranked
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>>38079835
>where are you from, retard?
not canada you fucking leaf
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>>38080193
You're from a shittier country that has a much lower quality of life. Get lost, guy !
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Stop having retarded immigration laws Canada.

Stop importing shitskins. Stop having to need the LMIA or whatever the fuck is needed to hire and sponsor foreigners to work.

Stop.
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>>38080412
Canada has better/stronger immigration laws than most you fucking nitwit.

The fact that you use the term "shitskin" leads me to believe you're a broke bitch uncultured white trash mother fucker. Shitheads like you are the problem with this country, not Pajeet who comes here for honest work while committing no crimes/acts of hatred.
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>>38080439
Not at all, id take racist aggressivr whites over pajeet doctord anyday because i have loyalty to my own regardless of class, you sound like a nonwhite canadian
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>>38080439
t. "a good" immigrant

sorry to disagree with you, I'll take 100 white hicks over foreign doctors or farm hands. It's a short sighted and lazy solution to the nation's economical problems
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>>38080516
>>38080500

hail victory dudes
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>>38070301
AHSTON WILL NOT WIN THE NDP LEADERSHIP YOU FUCKKKKIIIIINNNNNGGGG RETARDS
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>>38080571
>insulting /ourqueen/
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>>38080633
Jack layton is crying in his grave
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>>38080516
>>38080500
You mad? Thank God you're insignificant in every facet and can only vent on /r9k/
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>>38080050
I live in NL. I haven't seen bags of milk here in 20 years or more.
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>>38074867
hello friend, also live in Victoria

got any plans for Canada day?
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>>38080500
You sounf more retarded than the sjw crowd, m8
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>>38080439
>syrians can come in freely
>foreign talent can only come in once you prove to the government the company can't hire canadians to do the job
>which is impossible to prove anyway
>a paperwork trail stretching 2 times around the equator
>"STRONG IMMIGRATIONS LAWS"
>>
>>38080500
I am a white european immigrant living in Canada since I was 2. I love it when uncultured monolingual white trash North Americans feel like they have anything in common with Europeans and their lifestyle. You have nothing in common with the Swedes, Italians, Germans, etc. -- They are not "your own", you dense mother fucking retard.

>>38080500
The rest of your countrymen would gladly take a brown doctor over some white trash chucklefuck leech like you. Thank god you morons don't matter.
>>
>>38081126
>retard doesn't understand what refugee policies are
>>
>>38081186
But I'm white! I inherently matter than shitskins!
>>
>>38081228
>broke with no career
>no ambitions
>no gf/wife and not helping to propagate the white race
>contribute nothing to society
>"B-B-BUT I'M WHITE SO I'M INHERENTLY BETTER."

Nah, you're just another worthless leech and a pitiful excuse for a male specimen.
>>
>>38080633
yeah I somehow doubt ndp will make it big with this lol
>>
>>38068714
Blasting Canadian music and then going to see some fireworks.
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>>38081205
>retard doesn't understand no foreign talent can enter your country with the current immigration laws
Just adopt the US system already. If a company wants to hire you, you can get in.
>>
>>38080193
>not canada you fucking leaf

that's a real kick in the knackers for you because anywhere else besides canada is a high likelyhood of being raped/murdered. Get stuffed, cunt
>>
Gonna go to Ribfest in Toronto.
>>
>>38080193

or having a shitty life in general. Bet you're from America, home of the dipshits
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>>38068714
My bf and I will be celebrating in the most Canadian way possible.

I am going to let my boyfriend fuck me in the ass and shit all all over his dick while we flagellate each other with bullwhips and weep for the natives while we sodomize each other atop stolen native land.

then I'm gonna let him cum all over my beard and glasses with his shit covered dick while I down half a 750mL bottle of Crown Royal with one hand and wave a little fag flag with the other.

Once we sober up we'll probably go to the airport with our cummy shitbeards to welcome some of the 300,000/year new Canadians from africa, syria, bangladesh, pakistan, and india, we'll cheer them on loudly and wear long Islamic socks as we lead them in a procession to the welfare office and social housing tower nearest to the airport.
>>
@38081650

cringe

origigamo
>>
>>38068714
homework, coding, crying
>>
>>38081672

why the @ symbol fren
>>
>>38081758
to not give him a (You)
>>
>>38081650
You might be joking but those guys hate gays and whites with a passion.
I used to work on a dock for chump change.
>>
>be autism loser spending all his time on the internet since early adolescence
>most of my internet friends are from america
>try to socialize irl at 19
>keep fucking up social norms and feel weird because i act like an american instead of a canadian (subtle differences but noticeable)
>>
>>38081650
>>>rebbit

please go
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>>38081672
@38081672
newfag spotted, ban now
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>>38081565
>America, home of the dipshits
At least I had a job a load of money to burn on heroin.
>>
>>38081816
heroin will ruin your life you should seek help desu
>>
>>38081816

shit dude that's rough lmao
>>
Lethbridge, alberta here
Just going to be at work until 8 and then drinking at a friend's until the fireworks happen
Wish I could just stay home but I like to keep up appearances
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>>38079899
Where at in the 905? Niagara Falls here.
>>
I just want a Canadian gf or maybe even bf if he's cute enough
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>>38081186
Making sense. Broh, Canada!
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