>been dating a roastie for 3 years, about to lose virginity

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>>38196758
>it takes 3 years of dating before you can fuck used goods

wew lad

>>38196820
Why do you think I'm dumping her? This is the worst part about roasties. Not only are they whores, but they're whores for chad but prudes for robots. You have to spend lots of money & years on your life to get the same thing that chad got on his first date. Why the fuck would I marry someone who treats me like that? I don't why I can't get laid without jumping through these hoops, how do people have casual sex or sex early in a relationship?

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>wasting 3 years of your life with some loose slag just for some nasty sloppy 60ths and possibly an STD
woah op you're such a devilish cool sociopath

>>38196912
it's either this or die a virgin.
Which would you pick.

You should wait until you've fucked her ass to dump her.

>>38196758
3 years!? Dude why didnt you just get her drunk and guilt her into it or something. I mean I usually bang roasties the first time I meet them.

>losing your virginity to a roastie
At least have a one night stand at tinder if you're going that route

>>38196979
Die a virgin desu. You're a retard.

>>38196758
>3 years

You are fucking retarded. And what's your prize? An older woman that already had sex a thousand times.

You're fucking retarded and basically wasted 3 years of your life with a woman you don't even give a shit about.

Congrats.

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>>38196758
3 years of work for that?
you've lost.

>>38197083
Triggered Roastie detected. Dkdkdnddksnsksmd

>>38197041
I never got a match on tinder.
>>38196991
>first time I meet them
Why are you on this board if you have no problem getting laid
>>38197083
I had no other option

>>38197057
Why on this board if you don't mind being a virgin

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>>38196873
>You have to spend lots of money & years on your life to get the same thing that chad got on his first date.

No son, nobody told you that you HAVE to do this. You could've invested that time and money more wisely or heck even on playing vidya or watching anime which would be 10 times more worth than falling for the roastie vagina meme.

>>38197134
make a chad thing
go on one of those porn sign up things I don't know
why waste 3 years for used goods

>>38196758
>Actually kept it up for 3 years
madman, you better fucking go through with dropping her after you get what you want and not be a fag

>>38197107
How does this make me a roastie? The idiot could have had so many better options than this. Why the hell didn't she fuck him sooner, considering she had lovers before? Hell, even virgins would give up their virginity faster. 3 years of tolerating someone just for the slim chance you might get laid? Fuck that.

He wasted his time and he should feel ashamed rather than smug about it.

>>38197107
you are legitimately retarded. that wasn't the point at all but you're so dense you just REEEE UR A ROASTIE!!

>>38197134
Because its not hard to find some gross girl to bang off the internet. Its hard to find a cute girl that doesnt make you want to throw up

>>38196758
Holy shit. Sex usually isnt even worth a dinner date to get.

You are going to be so disappointed unless you get to go no condom and are actually able to cum

That's pretty fucked up, OP. Women in their early '30s are fucking hot.

>>38196758
Im all for treating women like the piece of shit they are, one night stands etc. but 3 years "gaming" a post 30 roastie? Cmon man how beta you are? Did you buy her shit on the first dates or treat her to dinner?

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>>38196758
This is seriously sad...3 years...

>Waiting 3 years
>For sloppy 61sts

Wait, why didn't you go visit a prostitute? It would have been cheaper and you could EASILY have slept with a hot girl with a lower count.

>>38196979

I pick hiring a prostitute. If you're gonna fuck a woman that had 60 cocks inside her you might aswell pick what she looks like.
You can get an 8/10 prostitute for around $300-500/h Which is definitely cheaper than going on dates with some rancid whore for 3 years.

>>38196758
Anyway OP how did you find out?

>>38197491
pretending to be sex-positive allowed her to share it with me. I lied and said one of my female friends is a camgirl and I have a relative who is a stripper. This made her drop her guard.

>>38196758
>fucks 60 guys before you
>makes you wait 3 years

Lets go on the theory she lost her virginity at 19, a reasonable age (probably way younger lol) and for the ten years prior to you. She'd been sexually active. 60/10=6. 6 guys a year. 12/6=2. So one guy every two months for ten years. Then she makes you wait THREE WHOLE YEARS before giving up the goods? I can't imagine how fucking beta you are.

Do you think after 3 years together there's any chemistry at all or she even finds you remotely attractive? Or she was faithful to you during that time? This has to bait.