How are you supposed to act at a party? I'm sitting in the

please be real

Realerino

What kind of device are you posting this from?

>>38224020
my laptop desu

>>38223967
Banging on the door? Wtf this isn't good 4u.
They're trying to rape you. Your only hope is to climb out the window and run.

>>38224060
Who tf brings their laptop to a party

You haven't drank enough. Take it from me, it doesn't help very much, but it's better than nothing.

>>38224086
why not? it kills boredom

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>>38223967
A normalfag from my physics class once invited me to a party. Autistic meltdown in bathroom due to shitty music. Their mom drove me home while I was crying. I couldn't control my mind. Bad times.

>>38223967

Dress up in 1950's style clothing, and follow this advice, I'm sure you'll be remembered.

https://archive.org/details/WhatMake1950

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>>38225137
>the world is never going to be like this again

>>38224931
Why? You're at a party

>>38223967
Get out of the bathroom and stop coming in here.

>>38225784
so? is there a rule saying I cant bring a laptop to a party? fuck off

>>38225863
Well there's a social construct saying that anything brought to a group activity should be done as a group.
My rule at parties is hang around folk I like, act like I'm shy and see if I can find a pet.

>>38226184
I always hang out with the dog too.

>>38223967
If there's music move your head around

Talk about weed

Smoke weed

This is basically the key to maximizing your normie points.