Worst nicknames possible thread >waldo

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>>38224410
Darkie marky

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>>38224410
I remember in high I had a friend named Pedro and a couple of the girls would call him "Pedrophile" like a spin on the word Pedophile. Forgot how it started but eventually the Principal got involved.

My nickname in high school was Jess

My name is Sven

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>My nickname in middle school was Pedro
I DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A SPIC I JUST HAD A RATTY MUSTACHE
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>>38224410
>Parents give me a disgusting archaic Spanish name
>Kids in school trip shit trying to pronounce it despite being composed of just 3 syllables
>Given the nickname of Broccoli because it somehow has similar spelling (?)