Normie behaviors you don't understand

Saying "I love you" after only a month and a half of dating

>>38254963
Fucking tired of reading sweden posts, can the muslims behead these faggots already.

Why do normies do that stupid-as-fuck thing where they jump and point at the ceiling while listening to music.

I'd much rather pace back and forth while imagining the music going with a scene from my ever-growing original fiction universe. Which I have crafted during my peaceful isolation from society

>>38255641
I don't think anybody does that.

>>38254963
Making small talk. Whats the fucking point? How do people even talk about miniscule shit like sports or muh politics as a discussion. Non mandatory interaction is degenerate

>>38255641
PLASTIC ON THE CEILING!
PLASTIC ON THE CEILING!
Ive never seen people point at the ceiling but i do the whole pace back and forth with my fictional universe thing

>>38255951
I do that, and I'm not him.
>>38255641
Glad to see someone here understands me.

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>>38255048
>tfw I told a girl I love her without even dating

>>38255641
>>38256115
My brothers, I also daydream while pacing around to music.

>>38256138
d-does anybody not? How can you listen to music alone and not imagine anything? Even the most normiest of normies imagine that they are in the big city or performing in front of an audience as they sing along.

>>38255048
That's generally how it works. Then you stay the course for like a year or two and if you're still together you're probably marriage material.

>>38256200
Sounds like a normie as fuck fantasy, maybe normies do that?

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>"men"

just fucking say what it actually is

getting a roommate

>lets go live with a complete stranger just so I have to pay less rent

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>>38254963
Pls misters boomen aka muslim pls dont bomb this pls plz

>>38254963
Getting shocked when you tell them "no i dont want to go to the beach with you, i dont like the beach"

inb4 b-but its fun XD
cancerous faggots ,we have a/c and waterworks at home we are not savages

>>38256255
call me a racist, but you can't look at this group of men and tell me they don't look like a pack of wild violent animals like baboons

>>38255641
Thank god I'm not the only one with my own fictional universe.

gossip

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>>38256130

This is what a GIRL said to me before she immediately retracted it saying us being together would be unrealistic.

Pic is it: we were talking for two weeks before she said this.

>>38254963
I mean I understand this, but it still baffles me:

sucking up to those with higher status than you

>enjoying sports and knowing a lot about players and history of a particular team

Why do normies like keeping up with sports? I personally watch my city's football team play but that's about it. I can understand how playing the sport can be interesting, but not watching it.