>tfw was talking to girl I like alone for the first time on

It's because you're boring and uninteresting OP, kill yourself.

I have naught to offer but empathy and condolences OP

>>38311285
Happens to me all the time... In the elevator is the worst though, too much time to be silent without awkwardness, too little time to start an actual conversation.
Did you at least look at your phone pretending to be texting or something? That's less awkward

>hanging out with a friend
>dude weed lmao
>sit in silence for hours

>>38311351
No, I stared out the other window and looked kind of dejected.
I thought it might make her say something to me.
I'm pretty good at carrying on conversations, but absolutely not at starting them or coming up with topics.

>>38311374
>He turned away...
>He can't even stand to look at me!
>I wish I could be good enough for him...

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>>38311285
You made a grave error in your judgement.
You thought that you, a robot, a social retard, an outcast, could hold a conversation with, not just any old normie, but a woman at that. Someone who not only has experience in conversation and keeping them afloat, but expertise at that.
This experience should serve as a sign to you. That you will never be able to be like them, like her, a normie; a person capable of flawless, effortless conversation. You will forever be an other, an outlier, an outcast.
A robot.

>>38311425
Well actually I just had sex with a girl two hours ago, so I'm not a robot.
I'm a fucking loser though, and I'll never be able to get another girl.

>>38311285
Better luck next time, friend. Just gotta get better at small talk, I know I hate small talk too, but it's kind of expected of you in today's society.