I'm bored. Ask a married Normie anything.

why are you even here, man? origiii

>>38356013
Because I'm bored.

Oregon

>>38356028
fine, give us some original advice based on how you got to someone to marry you.
saying you're handsome or you just went up to her doesn't count.
Personal advice based specifically on what you did to get this girl.

>>38356150
Beee yerself.

But seriously, I'm not terrible looking and I'm funny. That's, like, 75% of attraction right there. And it helps that I married someone who wants the same things out of life and enjoys the same stuff I do.

Also, and this is a big one, it really helps that she's easy to talk to. We have great conversations. It never feels awkward or forced.

>>38356150
>you just went up to her

Also, this is interesting, she asked me out. I'd seen her around campus but she was just "that cute girl with brown hair and the pink converse" and nothing more. She made the first move and I found that really attractive.

>>38356216
>wants the same things out of life and enjoys the same stuff I do.
What kind of things are those?

>>38355991
have you heard or smelled her poop?

>>38355991
Was your stacy stay a virgin when you started or was she used goods with 4 inch sagging labia?

>>38356328
A simple, comfy life. She's not particularly high maintenance which I love. She's totally happy just making dinner and watching Netflix instead of going out. We have a nice little house that we're slowly fixing up and it's become our project together. She's a very chill girl.

She also has big tits and fucked me on our first date, so that was pretty cool.

>>38355991
>>38356028
>>38356216
>>38356283

What would possess you, even out of boredom, to visit /r9k/. Surely there has got to be another board on 4 chan that peaks your interest more than this depressing place.

>>38356355
>anon thinks he's valuable enough to get a virgin girl
hahahahhaha

>>38356338
Yup. Been married since 2010, so I've seen it all.

>>38356355
I wouldn't call her a Stacey. She's a pretty big nerd. But no, she wasn't a virgin. Two other guys before her, one was her high school sweetheart and the other was a one night stand. I'd slept with two other girls before her.

>>38356395
I've known about this board for a couple of years but aside from some casual lurking, never really visited much. This place has really changed, even as an outside observer that's apparent. Anyway, I kind of feel like there was a point where I could have easily been a robot, so I feel for a lot of the shit that get's posted here.

>>38355991
Are you an accountant too?

>>38356555
Nope. Marketing. Wife does data analytics.

>>38356555

Not OP, but accounting seems to be a popular robot profession. I'm a cpa myself

>>38356682
I know a couple of robots who do graphic design too.