>Roomate and his gf are having a small party
>go out to grab ice tea from the fridge
>"wow anon you are drinking ice tea? That's so boring"
>laugh awkwardly and return to room
Why can't normies just leave me alone?
Your first mistake was leaving your room
>normie roommate has friends over
>came out of my room to go for a smoke
>roommates obnoxious chad friends yells "hey there's the virgin coming out of his cave, sup loser!"
>ignore it and go outside to smoke
>scratch chads expensive sports car with my keys
>heard him later going nuts outside my window yelling "WHO THE FUCK SCRATCHED MY CAR"
>keked heartily
normies are so stupid
>>38355927
>"wow anon you are drinking ice tea? thats so boring"
This was implied as a joke/opinion. youre not supposed to take it personally. Couldve replied jokingly in return. Its just normie banter m8
>>38356033
I was going to call you a faggot until I read the scratch part. Good job Anon!
>>38356080
Yeah I guess. I hate normies so much.
Why would you fucking leave your room?
>>38355927
Iced tea is actually fucking great
Give me the original sauce, boss