wierd fapping traditions you have?

>>38355634
I guess I can admit it here, but I've got a pretty autistic one. When I'm done fapping I almost immediately transition to browsing 4chan, usually my main board /v/. So for awhile now whenever I finish I take a breath and say to myself "NOT VIDEO GAMES" and go browse /v/.

since ive been jacking off while laying in bed all the time it seems like now i cant cum unless im laying down

I usually stop fapping just before I cum, watch non-lewd videos, read the news, anything to calm me down enough to be able to pee. Then I go empty my bladder, which for some reason is always full at that point, and finish flapping. If I don't do this my prostate will push so hard against the bladder it just doesn't feel good.

For some reason while I'm nutting, I get weirdly mad. Sometimes I end of hitting my head against the self a couple times, and end up feeling like a tard because I hurt myself.

I'm more curious how you all fap. I've been bored of it recently and need something to make it fun again.

>>38355736
same man it sucks

>>38355634

I get a blanket and lay it on the floor. After that, I get completely naked as it adds a sense of realism to it. In my dirty clothes bin, I pick out 2-3 shirts and lay them in front of me so I don't make a mess in the blanket. Then I choose a specific porn video where the girl is laying on her back masturbating or getting fucked. This method has brought me powerful orgasms to the point where I only jack it 1-2 times a day. That's a huge improvement compared to when I used to jack off 8 times a day when I laid on my bed because I would end up frustrated and more horny due to the fact that I would subconsciously suppress my sperm in order to not make a mess in my bed. I would cum but it not all of it would come out. With the new method, I don't worry about getting my blanket dirty.

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>>38355634
I've fapped into the same set of socks since I was like 12 or so.

>>38355634
>strip naked
>go to rabb.it
>sit in chair or lay down
>fap into a cum rag/shirt

Really isn't much to it. I don't like fapping on any other site besides rabb.it or on a board like /gif/ if I'm feeling like just cumming faster.

>>38355634

I put a paper towel on the floor and just let my dick spurt naturally. Sometimes my cum shoots over if I was really horny and fapped for awhile, sometimes it dribbles out pathetically.

Weird fapping... Kek.
I just put against a wall, stand on my head and starts. I cum in my chest, and sometimes my mouth. When I finished, I get sick with dizziness and covered ears. It's something like in Call of Duty when a grenade explodes near you.

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>>38356156

Oh forgot the KEY step to this method. Laying on your knees like pic related on the blanket with the fap shirts in front of you. Guaranteed cums

>>38355634

Starting at 6 years old I used to come up with all sorts of ways to take sexual advantage of my friends. I don't know how this kind of mentality develops in such a young child. My only guess is that I must have been sexually abused at some point. I also had high intelligence so I was generally successful. My sexuality was weird. I had a fascination with bellies and belly buttons and I would think of ways to get them to let me examine their belly buttons. Usually I'd write plays where they died and I had to inspect them in some way. Or we would play soldiers and I'd have to search them for intel or something. So before I was even in 3rd grade I had this really dark unconscious/dead kink.
Yet at the same time my sexuality was harshly repressed. Genitals made me extremely queasy and uncomfortable. Again I think this might be related to some hypothetical sexual abuse that could have taken place. I'm 28 and up until 2 years ago I could not even look at pictures of naked people without strong revulsion. I've never so watched porn at all.
So, with this I never played with my own genitals the way I imagine a lot of children must do. Thus I could never discover masturbation in the traditional way.

The first time I masturbated was to Tekken 4. I used to play as Chirstie Monteiro and lose on purpose because her death moans and scantily clad body jiggling all over as she fell to the floor gave me wood. Then I would take my shirt off and flop around on the bed pretending to be her. One day while doing this I was laying on my stomach and grinding my penis into the mattress and spontaneously orgasmed and that was how I discovered fapping. The pathologies here are just piling up at this point and it only gets worse.

Apparently this method is called prone masturbation and I'm not the first to do it this way. I knew it wasn't how most boys masturbate but I thought I had found a superior method because I believed the humping motion involved would make mebetteratsex(1/2)

>>38356427

At a scale of 1 to WTF!? How fucked is your penis now?

>>38356427

(2/2)
So I carried on with prone for years, never watching porn. My masturbation was only dependent on my own fantasy. I'd just imagine scenarios involving girls I knew in real life. Even though I'm still addicted to masturbation I've never really been able to connect to the nofap movement since a lot of their platform is directed against the harmful effects of porn, which I've never engaged in.
Now after years of this, one night while lonely I decided to go into a chatroom pretending to be a girl. The amount of responses I could get was incredible and soon I realized that I could get guys to chat with me about whatever I wanted. So this was my outlet to discuss my very strange fantasies, and rp as the girl involved. There was powerful stuff at this point. My hot girl pic collection grew to well over a thousand pictures, girls I would change out and pretend to be. I have literally hundreds of men who talk to me.
I don't know if I'd call it catfishing because I've never asked them for money or anything. I just use them to discuss my dark fantasies and to see if I can get them to engage in it. You learn a lot about human nature doing stuff like this btw.
I could write a whole separate post about that but the limits here are too restrictive. But I've been doing that for about 9 years. Sometimes I will do it for upwards of 14 hours a day before I finally fap to the conversations I got.
After years of playing a girl I guess I started getting accustomed to the idea of being a sex object. I'm actually somewhat attractive and so the final pathology was making profiles on gay sites as my actual real self and now trying to engage my fantasies that way even though I'm not even gay. Just the idea of being the sex object is titilatting. Gay guys are even more fucked up than the straight guys talking to girls. I'll probably end up engaging with the wrong guy and being the victim of a lust murder or something.

>>38355634
I use a microfiber blanket as on onahole.

>>38356472

With prone I used to just blast it into my pants. I could tell some stories. I was so autistic that I didn't realize I should change my underwear afterwards. I would go to Stacey's house and her dog would literally be unable to stop sniffing my crotch, like they'd have to physically pull it away.
With prone, it's a very strange feeling but I would not recommend trying it. You end up with stuff like retrograde ejaculation and orgasming while totally soft, very weird stuff. After a while I started realizing that this could not be good.
2 years ago I finally learned to masturbate the normal way. It was extremely difficult and involved getting over a lot of mental blocks. Took about 3 weeks of dedicated effort to just learn how to stimulate my penis in the correct way.

I don't know if my penis is fucked up. It might be. But I still masturbate every day and it gets hard enough to do that so idk

>>38356427
>>38356619

>tfw you are too weird for r9k

>>38355634
I can relate. I put on my best lingerie before fapping, as well.

I'm male, though.

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>>38355999
I never fapped normally
I roll my dick like its playdoh or bread in my hands, side to side, spinning it in my hands, almost like I'm making a clay pot. It's not painful in the slightest
Up and down gives me no stimulation

>>38357121
That feels kinda nice, thanks anon!

>>38356674
>>38356619
>>38356427
u ever have any urge to kill people or are you more of an already dead kinda guy?

you sound pretty normal apart from havin a real weird fetish tho so idk

>>38357201
Yeah you are welcome
I can't imagine not masturbating like this

>>38356747

you really are dude. you really are. sorry.

origillo

I actually can't fap normally. I rub my dick into my mattress instead. idk why this is how I learned it, and now I can't fap normally.

>>38356254
What do you fap to on rabb.it?

>>38357480
Usually interracial porn.

>>38357230

I don't want to kill anyone I know the difference between fantasy and reality.
And plus there are no real deaths that are appealing to me because I'm not attracted to actual dead bodies. I don't fully understand it but I know I'm not dangerous to anyone.
But I kind of understand what your question is getting at, namely is there a difference between death as stasis and death as transition. I guess I like both aspects.