Last OP used a shit image so I have to as well edition
first for varg
perpetual motion
what are your plans for the day lads? mine,
>watch world series of poker
>get drunk
When I start university I'm going to be 2 years behind everybody else because I did absolutely nothing after leaving school and the fact I've wasted so much time is bothering me a lot.
However, there are two positives. The first being that I've thoroughly researched and thought about my future and won't be choosing to do a meme degree.
Second, because we've resided in Scotland for the past couple of years I'm eligible for free university.
Do you reckon that makes it worth being behind?
Views on this documentary?
https://youtu.be/D1r-BorbQyk
Pic unrelated
>>38361622
I'll be getting drunk later because that's what I do most nights
I miss him lads.
>>38361928
Ironic fascists never get bored huh
bumping this thread lads
Where's the cheaoest.place for booze lads? Getting sloshed later
burnt bike anon here
got my first wage but it's been taxed at 20%
somebody really fucking hates me
>>38362427
depends what booze you want desu, supermarkets are normally fairly good for most alcohol tho
I've save a grand and worked 12 month, 16 hours a week as a web developer.
Can I upgrade to full time and move out of mummy's house yet? Life is killing me. If I don't move out in 2 months I will have to move in with my ageing grandmother.
>>38362638
I earn 26k a year and last year I only managed to save 1500
Lads should I continue this boring, safe existence or take a risk and possibly get a better life?
redpill me on getting a scouser gf
>>38362696
She'll do thing a porn star wouldn't do but she'll rob you afterwards.
I'm britfeel's ambassador at the british grand prix this weekend lads haha ama
>>38362797
What is your favourite Eurobeat.
Mine is "Back on the Rocks".
>>38362797
will you be trying your luck with the ladies, there are plenty at the GPs
lost 4lb in the week since I bought my bike lads
29 today lads
Still acting like a teenager
who /doggo/ here?
all you lads should get a dog desu. pic related is mine sleeping after a long walk
>>38362840
I'll try to bag a grid girl on sunday.
>>38362890
poley?
nice room
>Doing online chinese course
>Has normal stuff in it like ordering in a restaurant and then it will randomly teach you how to say stuff like "She has a sexy body", "Hey beautiful" and "I think she's very hot".
>>38362916
poley is a paki, its a well known fact that they all despise dogs
>>38362890
grilll detected
summon doxxannon
Who else never pays for bags at the self checkout?
I even had a cashier come over to resolve a weight issue with my baguette just now and he either didn't notice or care
>>38362994
Paying for bags is what cuckolds do.
I don't even pay for the bags for life.
I also haven't paid full price for apples for many, many years.
okay, 11am
I start work in 9 hours
that gives me about 8 hours to get this bike in condition enough to take me to work, or it's the bus.
>>38362882
happy birthday lad. got anything lined up for the day
Crows are such cocky little cunts lads. I'm eating my baguette and there 's this one little shit staring the fuck out of me. All his friends are close by swaggering about.
>>38363072
good luck lad. i unfortunately start work in 50 min.just having a cheeky little spliff before i get ready
Just imagine how easy it'd be to punch some random roastie in the face and rape her.
Might have accidentally agreed to work a twelve hour shift. Six until six. Going to be rough but I need to get some more tranny pills so I guess it shan't be too bad. Got to try my best desu
My waifu said, I can't say no to nobody
White converts to Islam should be gassed desu.
>>38363250
Why're you bothering with tranny shit when you have gross man hands and ugly legs? I bet your face isn't remotely feminine either.
>>38363250
Can't you get tranny pills on the NHS? Either way you should stop putting yourself down and accept being a woman, have you lurked /mtf/ general?
>>38363282
Ebin said I am cute. He was worried I was deluded and said he was quite surprised which is a bit insulting tbqh but I think he's honest
>>38363250
are you one of these tranny that don't wax their arms or at least shaves their legs?
Seriously, SHAVE YOUR FUCKING LEGS TRANNIES
>>38362797
Have fun lad, I'm britfeels ambassador at the Rubik's world championship.
Someone else here was actually a britfeel lurker a few years back apparently
>>38363321
>ebin says tilde is cute
>tilde says ebin is a 9/10
jesus will you two stop sucking each others dicks for a single second?
weve seen your pictures lad, you look like a fucking builder, youre just gonna end up looking like chris chan
>>38363335
I shave my legs and I'm not even a tranny
I just like the feel of cotton trousers
>>38363321
Don't reply to my posts you tranny loser
>>38363311
Probably can but I haven't seen a GP yet. I have lurked it a bit but /lgbt/ isn't a board I particularly like desu
In Thailand ladyboys just buy off the shelf birth control pills. They work like tranny pills.
Have you thought of that?
>>38363355
pointless without antiandrogens
>>38363365
could always cut your bollocks off
>>38363365
the ladyboys manage
>>38363340
think you made tilde cry m8
>>38363355
DAILY REMINDER
faggotposters need a lifetime IP range ban of their whole city on 4chan
20 is the most depressing birthday yet
>dad tells me to get revising for my uni maths resit on my birthday
>'''friends''' all going to someone else's house party without me
>laptop doesn't work because I turned it off during an update
>still tfw no gf
>>38363439
I'm not a faggot I'm just dispensing helpful advice.
>>38363340
It'll be alright in the end. I think objectively the hand picture wasn't great but I will admit the skin isn't good. My legs are about average i think though I think that might have something to do with my weight.
And I do not like phimosis
>>38363448
You are faggot-posting.
>>38363337
Hope you're having fun lad and you got past Tent City OK!
>>38362882
happy day, lad
Any of you lads speak another language?
I've got a real issue with listening. Even the words I can speak and know, I have trouble recognising in speech.
Am I supposed to recognise each word consciously or should I be subconsciously hearing a sentence and just knowing what it means without translation?
How long does it take to get to this point?
>>38363513
You need to be immersed in it for months for this to click, move to France or something and do everything in French
>>38363440
Could be worse.
I'm about to turn 20 and have no friends or education.
>NEET
>no expenses
>living comfortably
>takeaway every week
>only travel is to job center
>get a job
>10 mile ride each day
>more petrol
>gotta wash my own uniform
>paid monthly instead of fortnightly
>gotta learn to budget
>takeaway is too risky
hate this bullshit, might just quit and live easy again
>>38363513
Immanguaq Kalaallisut.
>>38363181
>>38363508
Cheers lads. I'm going to get very drunk, play civilization and have a curry.
>>38361717
Dude I went to uni at 25, nobody cared, there are 40 year-olds doing degrees and PhDs.
>>38363577
What job did you get? I think most people who work and tolerate it are ambitious enough (wanting gf or success, to buy a car ... etc) maybe you just aren't ambitious enough and thats what holds you back
Guys just stop throwing insults at Ebin and Tilde../ just ignore them and make conversation that doesn't include them. This ebin/tilde circlejerk is getting out of hand and if my fellow anti ebin/tilde circlejerker's were talking with each other rather than just posting insults this place would be better
>>38363706
So much this originally.
>>38363706
I FUCKING AM IGNORING THEM AND POSTING SHUT BUT NO ONE REPLIES
>>38363440
Every birthday after 21 is depresing. Hell, even 21 itself was bad, for me at least
>>38363513
Listening is the hardest skill to pick up. It takes hundreds of hours, and there's no shortcut.
Trying listening to an audiobook and reading it at the same time
>>38363832
Every one is worse than the last
>>38363841
I dunno, I was ok at 31
30 was hell though. Had a month long breakdown. Lost over a stone from not eating.
>caring about birthdays
I have trouble remembering my own age since its not important. I think I'm 25 next year, holy fuck where did the years go.
>>38363867
I've got big plans for my 30th involving a rope and a chair. I might put on a party hat just so everyone knows I was having a good time when I went.
>>38363780
Yeah it sucks when nobody replies, but sometimes people are afk or not checking thread.
Why do I feel like an alien lads?
I don't relate to anyone and don't fit in anywhere
Does anyone want to watch some Its always Sunny with me tonight? we can use rabbit or watch2gether.
>>38363903
Nah, the tripfag replied almost immediately after me and got 3 replies to his blogpost
>>38363897
It was touch and go for a while with me too.
It's that age where all of the delusions came crashing down. There was no "There's still time", there was no "Things will get better in the future"
It's gone, it's done. Things are over.
This is it
>>38363918
Urrr, I don't know enough about you. Maybe you don't communicate with enough people to meet anyone you can relate to. If you're an unusual person then it will be unusual to meet people you can relate to
>>38363352
Do you play Tekken on PC or PS4?
>>38363934
I don't understand why people are don't get bored of talking about tranny shit all the time.
>>38363948
I moved around a lot as a kid and attended at least 15 different schools. Met hundreds of people and never enjoyed hanging out with any of them.
>>38363919
Me again, doesn't have to be IT's always sunny if you ain't into that, we got a lot of choice, internets our oyster
>>38363321
Didn't you hear? He was just doing it for the (You)s
>>38363996
sorry to hear that lad. maybe you are one hellofa weird dude
>>38363918
You have Asperger's desu.
>mum is watching some show about hotels
>woman goes around and sorts them out or something
>guy is running a standard bed and breakfast
>except hes charging 300 quid a night
>"i dont know why the business isnt doing well"
>womans starts talking about needing value for money in the place, brings up breakfast
>right now hes charging a tenner a head for it, she says it should be free if the room is 300 a night
>"yeah but breakfast, theres food and drink and all that so i cant go lower than a tenner"
>"youre already charging 300 quid a night"
>"im not budging on this"
how can one man be so retarded
>>38364064
>What are scripted shows
Really, lad?
I'm not eligible for Universal Credit, and trying to apply for Jobseekers just leads me to the application for UC?
What do it do lads? They've been less than helpful with pointing me in the right direction.
>>38364036
Not that weird
I'm just quiet and people tell me I look scary or depressed. I don't talk a lot because most people find me annoying when I open up, I never know what to say so I ramble about anything that comes to mind then get embarrassed when they don't reciprocate so I shut up and never speak to them again.
tfw when nobody wants to watch something with me later :(
>>38364077
why would you agree to go on tele and make your hotel look like an absolute shit heep run by downies
>>38364101
theres some social anxiety there. Kinda the main thing "robots" suffer from. I can enjoy interaction myself, but I still get anxious unless its with people I trust
>>38364064
If they were competent business people, they wouldn't be accepted onto the show because thta would be boring
>>38363513
I speak bits of broken Welsh because I live in Wales but never learnt the language past like primary school levels
Kitchen Nightmares is one of my favourite guy goes in and fixes everything shows
>>38364106
I'm off out or I'd have suggested making a cytube room or something
>>38364128
They probably get more money from the show than the hotel is making right now
>>38363681
absolutely I'm not ambitious
I've been offered supervisor positions before but I just don't want the responsibility
I'd rather be a grunt working on the ground floor with my head off the immediate chopping block
I just don't care about progressing in an industry that I have no affinity for
to tell the truth, I don't care about progressing in any industry
>>38364215
some of those are ridiculous, i cant remember exactly what it was but i saw one with the woman in charge basically serving rotten meat, and when ramsay asks the chefs what the fuck theyre doing they say "thats the way she likes it"
>>38364279
Bare in mind a lot of it is edited to fuck and scripted.
Daily reminder that tilde is actually a women pretending to be a guy turning into a tranny so she can finally be a women on britfeel with out all the stalking
>>38364299
weve already seen the pictures, we know he looks like a standard bloke
>>38364312
She looks that way because of the anorexia and lighting. She has tricked you all. Even ebin is unaware. Only i have figured it out. Think on it lad.
>applied for job but scared I fucked up the questionnaire thing
How the fuck am I supposed to know what to do? I guess it doesn't matter anyway since I'll probably come across as a sperg in the interview assuming I get one anyway.
>people legitimately watch anime
Good God
>>38361513
>got a MA opportunity
>pass medical fine
>for some reason really high levels of protein and I don't even take supplements
I'm pissing protein shakes here. How much would /fit/ pay for my all natural product?
>>38364262
It's also about satisfaction, if your job doesn't satisfy you then the motivation has to come and if you aren't ambitious or hungry for anything that money can provide and the job satisfaction sucks... it makes for a miserable person. I say let the people work who want things that money can buy, but the people who would be content with less, let em not work. But this government wants a 100% employment, and the fact is there's not enough decent jobs and so people get shit ones, and dont get paid enough either. Also there's a lot of people who'd be better off with less normal jobs or not working at all (mental health stuff etc) or genius autists who could be creating genius programs etc if they had the time
>>38364357
Sorry pal but they'd only take it if it was in semen form
>>38364334
for the questionnaires always just pick the option that sucks the customers dick the hardest
Four Seasons on the JC line is such a fucking meme it doesn't even make me angry any more.
>>38364361
I don't want for much
I'm a simple person
>>38364299
But they already have orbiters (including me) so hiding from them isn't working
>>38364368
>Sorry pal but they'd only take it if it was in semen form
Shit. I had a money maker opportunity here.
>>38364299
Nigger, fucking Ebinlad has orbiters. A slight deviation from the norm and a little bit of charm is all it takes.
>>38364380
You don't have to be "simple" to not want much
bout to nip out to tesco
any of you lads want anything?
>>38364425
He has orbiters because we all know he's legit handsome
If he was an uggo, no one would care
>>38364378
I never heard that meme before, explain please?
>>38364451
aye m8 forgot my id innit, gonnae get us some snout?
>>38364429
don't think I said that
>>38364451
giv sophie turner pls. just one will do
What do the half of young people who don't go to university do?
Every bong I meet online seems to be at university yet apparently most don't go.
>>38364580
>What do the half of young people who don't go to university do?
Become employable.
>>38364580
Drink, take drugs, try to pick up girls and do what normal people do.
>>38364602
so the same shit as what people at uni do
Anyone else feel like this country is pretty shit now? I'm lucky enough to have been on holidays and I just feel like the people here are rude and socially judgemental and the vibe is just bad here.
And it only seems to be getting worse..
>>38364648
Depends where you go, but I'm not a big fan of it mostly
>>38364648
Depends on where you live i guess. Most people here are nice.
>>38364562
You said you didnt want much, and that you were a simple man. I think it's just a phrase.. but I was questioning the phrase. I know it doesnt literally mean you are a simpleton but y'know...
Uhm, as I was trying to think of a better way to describe someone who doesn't want much from life.. I was thinking, I'm pretty damn free from desire right now. I don't know if its depression but I can't think of anything that I want.
I mean, I want my family to be OK, and I want to have nice chats and maybe good friends... but I don't like.. want a gf.. want a car.. want money or immortality.. a good job... I don't want anything?
>>38364713
you have bad connotations with the word 'simple'?
that's your own issue my man
I didn't mean it as a negative, if you inferred it like that
What's your drinking routine lads?
I mix a glass of whiskey and coke and take a swig every 10-15 minutes. Gets me nice and tipsy all night but not dizzy or vomiting.
>>38364839
>12 pack of beer
>drink continuously in one sitting
>get up to piss every 5 seconds
Got into a bit of trouble with a recruiter, lads. Not really sure who the spacker is here (it's probably me haha):
>get a call from a recruiter, asking to meet this Tuesday just gone so I can get registered with them in person
>agree
>later get a call saying that this company needs people on Tuesday at midnight, and asks if I can start then (i.e. before I've signed up and met the recruiter)
>say it's all cool and I'll be there
>do my shift on Tuesday
>do nothing Wednesday
>do nothing Thursday
>do nothing Friday
>get an angry call on Friday morning from the recruiter, asking why I didn't turn up these past three days
>tell her I thought I was just covering on Tuesday and didn't realise that was my actual start date, I was waiting on them to tell me what my days and hours were
>apparently I was supposed to work Tuesday-Saturday, but this was not in any email and I'm pretty sure she didn't say that over the phone
She stopped short of being outright rude, but boy was she pissed off
>>38364839
1 pint, then I keep it topped up by halves all night
Keeps me just on the brink of tipsy which is where I like to stay
>Finally in a position where I choose grads to take on in the studio I work
>Choice between a guy and a girl
>Pick the girl because it's something nice to look at despite her being half as skilled as the guy
Was I in the wrong?
Good afternoon, chucks
>>38364957
You're scum and you deserve the golddigging coming your way
>>38364957
Is this bait?
Yes, of course you were wrong
>>38364957
What a cuck you are lad.
>>38364984
No. Didn't like the guy because he was up himself and was from abroad but the girl was a qt
>>38364839
trying to stop. I'd get some beers and just drink e,m over some hours and maybe stock up again or just go to sleep as soon as i finished last one, or sometimes before I could finish em all
Don't drink for days in a row guys... seriously
>>38364980
reeeeeeeeeee why is this still happening months after forced memes died
>>38365028
Because his forced meme didn't get any attraction back then so he thinks he can succeed now when everyone is too focused on tripfags shitting up the thread.
>>38364934
no it's their fault lad, she didn't confirm any details with you. You can't turn up for work if you don't know when you are supposed to be there
>roastie pays with one of the old fivers
>too beta to call her out
>too nervous to give it as change in case they call me out
>manager is going to take notes from the till and find out soon
Bit worried desu. Doubt they will shout at me since I have been a good wageslave lately.
How are you all doing this afternoon lads?
>>38363949
I play on PS4 lad. My """PC""" is not even worth calling a toaster haha
>>38365046Fuck off you useless cunt
>>38364957
But it's rude to stare
>>38365013
She won't fuck you faggot
You'll be strung along and used then abandoned
>>38365075
She'll get promoted above him and then sack him
>>38365086
Can't wait to hear his complaining about it happening tbqh
>>38365075
I have a gf. It's just some eye candy to look at rather than a man bun during the work day.
I didn't think britfeel would be so negative about it.
>>38365040
the britfeel conspiracy - we were invaded by forced memes and "personality" posters, ie avatar and tripfags. Probably copycats from Poleaboo or the actual guy behind poleaboo himself. Fake personalitys and fake memes. Tilde and Ebin, if real (I doubt both are) are attention-whores but the circlejerk around them and talking about tranny stuff all the time is detracting from the quality of the thread.
forced memes have gone... now people need to stop talking to those same two tripfags so much. Ignore tripfags in general
>>38365128
I guess posting cilla makes you a waifuposter too, scum
>>38364957
You pussywhipped fuck, you're the worst kind of employer picking eye candy over quality of workmanship. I hope your shit goes to pot
>>38365044
I did try to tell her that, but I'm a bit of a beta so I just let her talk over me
It's a terrible job anyway, so I think I might decline any further work there, even if the agency let me go
>>38365040
This post was a lorra lorra laffs
>>38365165
>Wanting to be a good employee
Now who's the cuck
I checked facebook again and some fat kid from school now has a long time gf and a fucking house at 24.
Meanwhile, I'm almost 25 and have never even kissed a girl, live with my parents and never had a job.
>>38361717
You are me except I did do a meme degree and stayed at home. I fucked myself good and proper with my 2:2 in History. Weeeee time to kill myself.
>>38365299
You're like me, except I'm in my 30s
It doesn't get easier
>>38365299
You must have some accomplishments in comparison.
He's settled, you can still soar
>>38365258
Still you, you picked some dumb thot over success.
>>38365348
I have no accomplishments, I am >>38365310
I suck. I am a terrible person. Only thing I've accomplished recently is becoming so depressed it's hard to even function.
>>38365299
Iktf lad, it's like every time I log on there I see some random autist from school has a gf or a baby
Can I get some shaurma in the uk?
>>38365383
no, you get kebabs instead
>>38361622
Go to work
Continue to be stuck in East Devon
Saw what looked like a pedo hanging around the park, turns out he was waiting for what looks like his wife and daughter to arrive and they're all having a picnic
In my defence he's in full denim and has a ponytail despite having no hair on top of his heas
>>38365310
>History
>2.2
That's proper fucked lad.
I don't know why History attracts so many people.
>>38365444
It would've been a 2:1 if I wasn't held down by it being joint English, and I have no fucking idea anymore why I did that. English is a damned joke.
I'll be looking for shitty jobs soon as I try and apply for masters but none of them want a fucking 2:2 who went to Bath Spa. So I'll probably end up disappointing my parents yet again.
>>38365376
>or a baby
This one doesn't bother me. I'd be a shite father, and I don't particularly like kids
Knowing they can get a long term GF stings though
>>38365406
Kebab has to much meat and not enough vegetables. Though maybe I just bough a bad one.
>playing la noire again
Can't get comfier than this
>>38365473
BAs are pretty worthless anyway, you really need a Master's, otherwise it looks like you just went to uni because you had no idea what the hell you were doing. I have a first in English, but it hasn't made getting a job any easier.
>>38365540
Fair play. I'm not just suicidal, I could ever save this, but it's so damn depressing all these normies on facebook who have their shit together for years now. Doesn't help I have almost no friends anymore.
>>38365473
what do you want to do?
i would try working in a museum if i was you, it seems like a comfy job.
>>38365578
Well I have no car and live with my parents in suburbs, so there's not a whole lot going. I might just take whatever I can get.
Any ideas would be nice lad
>>38365128
Milk Cat 127
>Drop 5p on the floor at the self checkout and it rolls away
>Fuck it it's 5p I can't be arsed
>Some roastie picks it up so I move forward to accept it but she mustn't have seen me drop it because she just puts it on the self checkout next to her and walks off
>>38365613
>Well I have no car and live with my parents in suburbs
i imagine this would cause a lot of problems.
maybe you should just get what you can for the time being, and save up enough to move into a little flat closer to more job opportunities.
>tfw you're sat on a bench and a stranger sits down
I wouldn't deny them the seat and I don't wanna be rude and get up but why meeeeeeee
>>38365635
Surprise Surprise 1
>>38365695
Lad. No one enjoys your cilla waifuposting
>>38365706
somehow it's better than ebin posting
>>38365663
Suppose so. I've never had a job so it's a weird feel.
>>38365722
Everything is better than ebin posting though. I'd rather have Brit/pol/ discussions here instead of ebin.
>>38365706
I'll take cilla over namefag trannies any day
Cats grow up so fast.
I would post pics but DoxxAnnon will rape me
>>38365706
Get used to it, chuck.
>>38365768
Cilla posting is a lorra lorra laffs
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN
THE LIFE I LOVE IS MAKING MUSIC WITH MY truck boys
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD truck boys AAGAAAAAAAIN
>>38365820
Made me laff did that, chuck
Daily reminder that in sexual market value having shit social skills as a man is the same as being fat as a woman
>>38365854
who is the leader of the truck boys pack? i get the feeling it is the one lying down
>>38365383
Yeah. On Edgware road in London.
>>38365854
Proper miss truck boys. Underrated meme tbqh
>>38365902
I've always thought it was brown shirt, look at those eyes.
Lads there's a chubby girl sat next to me on the bench, what do I say to her?
>>38365910
when truck posting and runt hole posting collided i nearly jizzed
so under rated
>>38365299
Yeah he's one of the millions of people who are better than you, so what?
Did you think the fact he was fat when he was at school would mean he'd always be below you or something?
>>38365914
"You look like you enjoy food, wanna grab dinner sometime?"
>>38365928
Nah I was fat at school too. 95% of the world is probably "above" me, I just find it hard to get over how grown up everyone my age seems to be. Besides me of course, I'm a manchild.
In fact until last year I weighed 22 stone. I am down to 14-15 now.
>>38365912
yeah but have you seen the head on the one lying down and he is taking up the most room on the truck like a proper alpha male.
>>38362882
Nothing wrong with that
Stay young forever lad, NEVER grow old
>Day 8 of Couch to 5k
Nothing interesting happened today. It was unstintingly quiet and a street sign had been knocked over.
redheads against deadheads
does anyone have that car mechanic story that was posted here before?
>>38366021
You're looking a bit skinny there, lad.
i wonder who is driving the trucker boys truck, what if it is hard knock?
>>38366038
still more meat on me than tilde
>>38366021
>tfw you'll never go fightin' and fuckin' with bronn
>>38366072
I'd prefer fucking then fighting
guys I just took 800mg of 5HTP, but now I want some alcohol. Is it wise?
>>38365952
Congratulations on the weight loss mate, what was your method?
And don't worry, people mature at different rates. No point in comparing yourself to someone on facebook, it's not as if he's your identical twin or something. He's had a different life with different problems and different opportunities.
>>38366096
True, true, it's just easy to get down with how shit my life has been lately. I'm at least doing self improvement, for a lot of years I stopped caring and that is how I got to 22 stone.
I just cut down my food, got some diet food (zero calorie noodles helped a few stretches), mostly all I eat is vegetables. I count my calories and try to keep them around 1200-1500 a day. It's not rocket science once you know what to do and you make smart cut backs that don't push yourself too hard.
I also started lifting weights at home last year and I'm feeling pretty good about it, can lift 30kg at 3x20 if that means anything to you. Nothing too impressive but I'm so much stronger than I was.
Bench girl is stuffing her face with chocolate peanuts lads, what's a good one liner for this?
>>38366274
>>38366274
How about you put that packet down and gobble deez nuts?
Where's the Birthday Boy?
Someone posted a few days ago that it was their birthday today, or at least the party was tonight.
Anyway, happy birthday lad! Have a pale ale on me.
Had a wank to a woman kissing a doll. Should I section myself?
This is what I imagine Ebin looks like
>tfw the only thing your dad ever taught you was how to make a good omelette.
Cheers dad I guess.
Fucked my leg up at a gig over two weeks ago and still can't bend my left knee.
Doctor said it could take months to recover and to just load up on painkillers.
I hate everything.
Lads,
Someone at my work is leaving next week, so we're going out tomorrow for "Drinks and cocktails" to celebrate.
What should I drink to ensure I get absolutely leathered the fastest?
Normally I drink rum and coke and ciders. If we're going to a cocktail bar, I'm defintetely going to be getting Cuba Libre's.
What would you guys recommend? I don't want to remmeber it the next day
>leading a girl on who i have no intention of being with
>she's basically gagging for my dick and wants to marry me
am i bad person?
>>38366455
He didn't sent you for physio?
Then again it's pointless.
Mashed my leg up in a BMX accident and it took 9 months before they had space for me in physio.
>>38366441
Its all on YouTube now anyway
>>38366366
male or female doll?
If I've never drank before in my life should I just keep it that way and not get into any bad habits?
>>38366501
Dunno lad, YouTube just isn't the same as paternal knowledge.
>>38366509
Female, am I in the clear?
>>38366483
A tap water with a single ice cube.
>>38366510
If you hate your boring life then alcohol is a great habit.
>>38366510
Finally someone else. I'll keep with it if you do lad. Just think of all the money you save not buying Morgans and fags at the shops.
>>38366510
>If I've never drank
Reckon you should save the money on booze and spend it on grammar lessons instead
>>38364106
i'd watch something but will be grinding away at micromachines after work. gotta get the hours in if i wanna push for global domination.
what did you have planned.
>>38366535
yeah.
i watched a vid on pornhub with a woman poking herself with dolls the other day. claimed to be a milf doing it with her daughters dolls, but it was bullshit.
What should I study in China lads?
Been looking at international business, mechanical engineering, IT
>>38366510
I've drank lots of different kinds of alcohol before and can tell you it is a pretty crap pass-time. I am nearly a tea-totaler now apart from the odd cold beer occasionally
>>38366524
Eh, its better really. Most parents don't know what they're talking about. You can learn from the best online.
>>38366642
stop drinking piss like fosters or carling, start drinking craft ales. they taste nice
>>38366640
Business. We might get lucky and you'll actually get somewhere. Then we'll have an insider.
>>38366663
> fruit beer
> tastes nice
That's the faggotest thing i've heard all year. I also don't drink fosters or carling
>>38366663
>Craft ales.
Fuck off hipster
Newkie broon is the best ale and it's far from fucking craft.
>>38366510
I feel a lot better since I've given up drinking. I'm not some moralising faggot who tells people how to live their lives, but until I stopped drinking, I didn't realise how miserable it was making me (both mentally and physically).
>>38366643
This. You can be your own parent for a fraction of the price.
>>38366441
I can only really remember two that he taught me but theres probably more
>if you are ordering a round at the bar order the guinness first so they have time to settle
>always wear entry wristbands on the hand you don't wipe your arse with.
>>38366848
Is this unironically what your dad considered important teaching you? Cause he might be an idiot
why pay to see your waifu when you can dig up the rotting corpse of cilla black and finger it for a fraction of the price? Free, even.
>>38366848
As someone who works bar, your dad deserves a free round. I can't count the amount of times a stag party has ordered 10 pints of Tennants, only to add a Guinness when I'm in the middle of ringing them up.
>>38366862
I don't know. He never really sat down to teach me anything per say. As the other bloke said I just googled anything I didn't know. Those are the kinda hard hitting tips that youtube can't teach ya.
is Kieran black the grandson of cilla?
https://m.youtube.com/verify_age?next=%2Fwatch%3Fdebug_prerolls%3Dfalse%26itct%3DCAcQpDAYCyITCLba7fKHidUCFUvEkAod728JrjIHcmVsYXRlZEjk4dzG4MGayiA%253D%26sts%3D17359%26utcoffset%3D-180%26v%3DZdT-rWScNhI&client=mv-google&layout=mobile
i want to see this
>>38366889
It seems like a shit enough job as is in certain places so I'll do anything it make it less hellish.
there is nothing i love more than an intellectual black man
>>38366910
is this google ?
>>38366938
Cool, I'm into science fiction as well
>>38366862
Don't know lad, both are valid.
My dad never taught me to shave or the like, but he did teach me things like 'everyone go drinking with your bank card you will be broke by Midnight'
>>38366936
Aye. If you're lucky you'll tend bar at a members club, or a quite village pub. If you're unlucky, you'll work the main pub at a public event where you get the shitheads who grab the ice buckets off the bar and do the ice bucket challenge in the middle of the crowd.
>>38366944
how to kill anon
>>38366952
>black judges, scientists, and scholars do not exist
>>38366972
do not be mean sophie poster
>>38366993
Tell him brother. Gotta preach to the ignorant. WE
>>38366640
Whatever you want. You will probably find the same course here or in America.
Was speaking to someone who works at the uni I just finished at and he was telling me Chinese students come here, and then go back and basically clone the entire course which results in less Chinese students on that course in the UK in later years.
Pretty cheeky tbqh
>>38367029
UNIRONICALLY WUZ
>>38367029
I miss Sexy Kev KANGZ
>>38367039
I just need any degree 2bh. Then I can become an English professor at a uni in China.
The requirements to be a professor of English in China is literally be from UK, USA or Australia and have any degree.
>>38366993
Africans were exploring the stars in flying pyramids before the evil white cave beasts conquered them
>>38367105
It's illegal to look at gay content online in china you'd be fugged anon
>>38367118
> be hyper intelligent black scientist
> decide to create evil white that will fuck your shit up
NOI have some good tales KEK
>>38367105
Time to be a professor in English with my Art Degree lads.
>>38365299
A lot have kids, one from my school year even has 4 kids (one a bastard child to my brother too)
even the retards from my class all have girlfriends, even the fat gay everyone bullied has a boyfriend, most have years worth of holiday pictures, everytime I look it makes me feel suicidal yet I do it as a form of self harm or something
>>38363451
>And I do not like phimosis
wtf tilde
>>38367118
>white people do not believe in retarded shit. david icke is not a thing.
>>38367178
WE WUZ LIZARDS AN SHIT
>>38367118
>Makes the whites to be a race of devils
>Whites overtake you and become the leading race in the world
Yakub you blockhead
lads, is it really true that it's possible to fuck up your back by sitting down all day?
>>38367204
Are we a species evolved to sitting down all day? No.
Of course doing that will fuck you up.
>>38367164
Hi. Would you like to be my boyfriend?
I would really like that.
>>38367164
Ebin you need to shut the fuck up with your made up phimosis. Just go see a doctor and get a steroid cream already, fuckin 'ell
>>38367118
>the head on the left pic
It's like one of those fuckin brain wojaks
>>38367164
you always go on about how you do not care about forming relationships with people?
anyone can get into a relationship if they try hard enough and lower their standards. some of the most creepy, weird people i know have been in relationships. you're a 9/10 chad, you could easily get an average looking gf or cute boy even if you have god awful social skills.
>>38367204
shut the fuck up unless you're going to post about ebin or tilde you shit
>>38367234
The blacks invented all the memes. Us whites just pretend we invented them in this day and age.
>>38367201
It was to fulfil the prophecy that God's seed would come from a foreign land and take the NOI into bondage and make them suffer for 400 years. At which point God will smite them down and bring the NOI into paradise
>>38367228
Ebin you need to shut the fuck up
FTFY
my bike made the paper
http://www.lep.co.uk/news/crime/investigation-launched-into-suspicious-bike-fire-in-ribbleton-1-8647153
>>38367216
not sure
>>38367228
I've used steroid cream, the doctor scolded me for cancelling the circumcision and told me it wouldn't work but it gave me a bit of progress
>>38367237
I don't want a relationship with people though, I'm not interested in doing stuff most people do. I would not eat out, not do any social occasion, wouldn't go on holiday to shitholes. I couldn't fake myself enough to hold a relationship, i cannot imagine it
also I think tilde exaggerated a bit haha
>>38367305
LAD DON'T ENTICE THE DOX FOX
>>38367324
>I don't want a relationship with people though,
so then why are you jealous that people from school are in relationships and have kids? if your goals and ambition have nothing to do with forming a relationship with people you would not feel jealousy. its like me getting jealous being some guy from school can drink 20 pints with out being sick even though i dont give a fuck about anything like that.
>>38367324
>I don't want a relationship with people though,
what species would you prefer to have a relationship with, ebin?
>>38367398
I think its more the fact they all have at least something going for them and life progression/experiences. Even though I wouldn't personally want to do most of what they do I haven't filled all the missed life with anything when I should have. I don't have anything to show for the way I have lived
>>38367405
fox, foxlads videos are like voyeur porn to me
>>38367324
>not sure
We can anime, and cuddle.you're not allowed to say no
>>38367476
What do you have to offer Ebin that Tilde doesn't?
>>38367178
Koko the Gorilla has a higher I.Q than the average African.
Get off yer ass NEETS
>>38367517
but i have nowhere else to be and nowhere to go
>>38367517
I've applied to some jobs today anon, although I doubt anything will come of it as usual. Do employers have something against ugly people?
>>38367517
How about you get off your ass and go to work? Someone has to pay for our sickness benefits.
>>38361513
>one whole year to the day since graduating
>3-4 applications a day
>a grand total of 3 interviews this entire time
>not one job offer
wew lad, sure am glad I went to uni
seriously though, there's so much wrong with the tertiary education industry it's astonishing; but perhaps what's more astonishing is that a lot of it could be fixed very easily, yet nobody is even saying it has a problem
fuck me lads I just want a job
>>38367565
yeah i bet that degree in ancient Etruscan pottery sure is coming in handy now
>>38367565
iktf m8
>graduated nearly 4 years ago
>still unemployed
>tfw should have done a trade instead
>>38367517
I will, my arse is numb.
Thanks daddy.
>>38367565
How many books have you read about how to apply for jobs properly and interview properly?
I'm guessing probably zero. So there's your answer. It's a skill and you need knowledge about how to do it. They should teach it in schools but sadly they don't.
>>38367599
>How many books have you read about how to apply for jobs properly and interview properly?
lad, most people struggle to read through harry potter, never mind this.
>>38367630
So what? Most people are losers.
Neighbour has 2 staffies and a pit bull.
She's just had a kid.
How long till she's on the TV crying?
>>38367476
still not sold lad, what about this
>>38367487
>>38367645
post her pics on /britfeel/ pls laddy
>>38367649
Why can't you just admit you're dating?
>>38367630
He has a degree so he must have read some books at some point.
>>38367659
Nah,Sunday sport isn't get this story.
I want to be the first on the BBC to say 'she was such a good baby and the dogs were always so well behaved.'
>>38363513
French is one of the languages I've studied least but over the past 24 hours I've spoken so much out of pure necessity. When you're forced into it you learn a lot quicker than any other way.
Some Chinese woman asked me some question in French, I asked her if she spoke Chinese (in Chinese) but just got a blank stare back.
>>38367664
>when asked yesterday why it's okay for him to use britfeel as a dating service he said that other people can get relationships easily and so it's okay for someone like him to do it
My cat is awesome, love him a lot.
If he tells me to do something, and I understand, I always do it, Id do anything for my family
>>38367554
I hire pretty girls over guys.
It does happen.
>>38367576
It was a STEM degree if you can believe it, admittedly it was the wrong degree for a few reasons, but it's certainly not as useless as others
>>38367599
At the three interviews I've had they all told me I interview very well, and my applications have been combed over by people at the national career service and jobcentre time and again trying to help me make them better but really they're as good as they're gonna get at this point.
>at work
>lunch break
>normies ask me "what do you do on weekends?"
>it's happening again
>"oh um, video games, i guess..."
>really?
>"oh, just, uh, random ones, i guess..."
>deathly silence follows
>people staring at me
>eventually go outside and spend the remainder looking at a brick wall until they all leave
kill me
>>38367689
It's okay, he was just doing it for the (You)s
I see absolutely no reason to ever talk to another human being
>>38367711
Fucking kill yourself you wagie sack of shit
who /comfycricketwatching/ here
>>38367802
>expecting a wagie to the honourable thing and kill himself
nope, he'll just keep on living and making fun of us
>>38367798
you
https://youtu.be/RIGUu0bvpMQ
* bullies the /britfeel/*
>>38367810
Never found cricket comfy, don't know why. I enjoy it but it's not comfy.
Now you wanna talk real comfy? Tuesday night I was completely alone in my house, it was raining heavily, I had a fresh batch of dominos to munch on, I was curled up in some blankets and spent my evening playing WoW and watching comfy shit on youtube.
I think my fiance and I are sexual degenerates... is this okay or should I kill myself?
>>38367853
you're a shit cunt. hows that for comfy?
>>38367845
thats impossible laddy, /britfeel/ is a bully free zone
>>38367728
>People who didn't hire me said I interviewed well
>They've been combed over by low paid civil servants who don't give a shit about me
Don't be so fucking complacent, no wonder you are unemployed. Take your life in your own hands for fucks sake.
>>38367878
*bullies you*
hows that you smelly weiner
>>38367874
Well gay marriage is a sin and so is soon, so yes. You should commit the sin of suicide.
Think I might have a nasal polyp lads, or else a hard bit of snot is stuck right up my nose. Pretty annoying either way desu
anyone else here sickly pale from lack of sunlight?
I look like a cancer patient lmao :(
>>38367689
that's partially true, i'd have to use an autism dating service or something to find someone who'd put up with me and someone i'd put up with. aside from knowing epic 4chan memes theres no difference between some people here and ones on facebook or plentyoffish or something, they still have a normie mindset and expectations
>>38367874
go into detail lad, pictures would help
>>38367880
The reason I wasn't hired by all three is because they said they didn't think I would be sticking around long enough to make it worth their while. Begs the question why did they agree to an interview in the first place? But this is fairly entry level stuff. So I can't get the more cemented jobs because I don't have experience, but I can't get experience because they think I'm going to be flying off to another job ASAP.
Just because they're low paid civil servants doesn't mean they don't know a lot about writing CVs and applications.
>>38367897
ill need to see your licence to bully me from her majestys government first please my m8, otherwise ill have to refuse to being bullied or face a fine of being bullied by someone bullying otherwise in accordance with a licence, so no
>>38367909
Have what feels like a bogie stuck to my nose.
Pick it and it's usually red, but not a spot.
Comes back again.
I should probably stop picking it to be fair.
>>38367914
Yep lack of sunlight and a bad diet, people are always asking me if i feel sick or am i ok including my own parents. You think theyd be used to it by now
>>38367956
good to know there's somebody else. I keep looking in the mirror and freaking out because it literally looks like I'm knocking on deaths door.
I live in a shitty terraced house with a crappy yard, but I may just have to sit out there to try and get some sun or something.
>>38367927
>go into detail lad
very heavy femdom/FLR, in particular chastity, pegging, teasing/ruined orgasms, feminisation and cuckolding
>pictures would help
we don't take pictures
>>38367914
>sickly pale
>always tired
>dark circles underneath eyes
i'm a fucking mole person, genuinely can't remember the last time my torso or legs or feet saw sunlight
>>38367956
Skinny, pale as fuck, and buzzcut.
Everyone is so nice to me.
>>38367927
>it's an Ebin backpeddles when it suits him episode
>>38367972
>feminisation and cuckolding
Keep that to doujins, not to the women you marry ffs.
>>38367972
>cuckolding
what party did you vote for in the election?
>>38367989
It's cliche, but as someone involved in the 'community' I can tell you that people who do this stuff are 99% of the time in extremely stable and committed relationships. No different for me. We're committed to the nth degree, we just have sexual kinks.
>>38367990
tory, but only because it's the lesser of two evils, I wish there was a viable genuinely right wing party in the UK instead of two milquetoast liberal socialist parties
>>38367927
Then why don't you use an autism dating service?
definitely packing in the ol' /nightwalk/, theyre no good for me and im sick of them now, just do it out of force of habit i think, i know i ranted a bit about this last when i got home but i do need to make more of an effort to sort my life out, stop /nightwalk/ and staying up until 5am, stop sleeping until 2pm, start going out for bike rides during the day and pack in smoking, and get a job that i actually stay at, instead of walking out as soon as i get a bit tired of it, tried to get up at 11 this morning for a bike ride but i ended up sleeping through my alarm and only waking up at half 2, ive been pissed off at myself all day after that
>>38367986
I'm not backpeddling on anything
>>38368022
>cuckold
>"right wing"
>>38368048
It's almost as if political opinions have nothing to do with personal sexual proclivities. Weird that isn't it?
There are prudes and freaks on both sides of the political spectrum.
>>38368045
>when nightwalk anon breaks through the meme and gets real
In honesty I think you could start off small and do some /daywalk/. Plus I'd miss your photographs and tales of adventure.
>>38368048
Right wingers are the most deviant lad. Most swingers are Tory and most bufty kiddie fiddler's too.
>>38368058
actually people on the right are more likely to be paedophiles rather than cucks.
>>38368048
How is it not backpedalling? You're literally saying it's okay when you do it because you arbitrarily label other people as 'normies' as if that's some excuse.
>>38368022
>"Right wing" white people being literal cuckolds
Common filth was right
>>38368062
id rather go for bike rides during the day, through the woods and fields near me, i still remember how to get to some pretty comfy places that hardly anyone else knows about from when i was a kid/teen, and i could keep telling stories that have happened to me over the last 8 or 9 years but i was thinking of giving up /britfeel/ too, im wasting too much of my life here, /britfeel/ is the main reason im up until 5 or 6 am every night
>>38368048
Are you a mong? How suprisingly, the lads who use cuck as an insult every two seconds and talk about how subhuman BBC is are cuckolds. Really blew my mind.
>>38367936
take that you lazy sausage
>>38368135
It checks out
ori
Finally catch up with game of thrones.
Last episode of season 6 winter finally comes.
Fucking ell lads.
>>38368135
I accept your bullying, i now feel very insecure but also feel quite proud that someone has made that picture, i feel like ive changed the world in my own way.
NEETs are master race
>come to /britfeel/
>just get angy now
What changed over the three years I've been doing this?
>>38367802
Coming here is the best part of the working day NEETie
>>38368109
no lad please don't leave. You're a part of the furniture.
You just need to occupy yourself in your day to day life and only visit here for half an hour/an hour to keep us updated.
You don't want to immediately abandon your sense of community too, that can be bad for your mental health.
You are needed here anon!
>>38368185
maybe when turned into ebinfeel
>>38368065
Rubbish. hat has a direct correlation with a rise in liberalism. I was just reading an article where a self-proclaimed 'alpha-cuck' was angry that the alt-right were using 'cuck' as an insult. The reason that cuckoldry has a positive relationship with liberalism is a result of epigenetics. Liberals want a society where resources are free and plentiful to everyone; in such an environment, evolution would favor promiscuity and chance over fitness. Liberals, for example, will tend to have a higher libido than non-liberals, increased function in the pre-motor cortex, and decreased function in the amygdala. Political ideologies, in fact, are a result of dormant genes responding or not responding to environmental stimuli. To a rabbit in a field, grass is everywhere. Rabbits are the same, and there is no point in competing. As a result, rabbits will spend all of their time eating and breeding, as quickly as they can. They will perceive all organisms as equal, and will not strive to be dominant over one another; the one's that do will injure themselves or waste their time while the pacifists spend their time eating and fucking. To a wolf, food is less easy to attain. Breeding, as well, is difficult. As a result, wolves will invest heavily in each of their offspring; training them to be one with the pack. Wolves will experience loyalty to the in-group, and will pursue monogamous relationships. By fucking whoever they want, they will waste valuable resources on an offspring with no future, and thus, will not do so. Due to scarcity, wolves will also comprehend the idea of 'property'; they will defend their territories to the death against other competitors, unlike the rabbit, who has no concept of 'property'. Liberals do not pursue monogamous relationships. They spend their time fucking, getting abortions, and being single moms. They are, for the purpose of metaphor, no different from rabbits.
>>38368183
NEETism slowly crushes your soul laddy, IMO it does alot more harm than good in the long run
t.someone whos spent probably 8 years of the last 9 NEET
>>38368177
that's what you get for messing with the bully of britfeel you willy goblin
>>38368045
>/nightwalk/ anon is looking at sorting his life out
>ebin still shits in his own shit with no desire to improve his life
Going to a party later lads, give me some last minute pointers
>>38368193
Sounds about right, desu. Sure, Poley was annoying but we had discussions that weren't about him and he didn't exactly have a defence force going for him.
>>38368185
specifically what about it is making you angry?
>>38368121
Can't you spot a lefty fase flag? He set this up deliberately. Let's remember that liberals tried to cover up Rotherham..they are ethno masochists
>>38368223
Wear your smartest fedora as a nice ice breaker.
>NHS thinks a healthy weight for me a 6ft 1 man is 185lb
Gee wizz thanks Mr skeletal
>>38368223
what kind of party are we talking about here?
>>38368223
fart in a cup and ask a girl to give it a smell. this is guaranteed to get you some fanny
>>38368236
It feels like we have dumb factions now. Maybe I've just been here for too long, but it felt like there was never an us vs them mentality in these threads.
>>38368189
its nice to feel needed, i was only saying last night than i consider some of the lads on /britfeel/ some of the best mates ive had, but my problem is that i have an addictive personality, id like to only /nightwalk/ maybe once or twice a week, but i cant, its all the time or never, i learned this from the numerous times ive packed in smoking and drinking, its either all or nothing, theres no such thing as cutting down or not doing it that much for me, if you want to see /nightwalk/ pictures then you could con foxxlad into gradually going farther and farther away from his house, until eventually hes wandering around with no rhyme or reason all night like me, he could be like my apprentice
>get money
>want to spend it all on something even though I don't even have any idea what
>>38368200
i feel like what you're saying is broadly right, but i feel like i'd be a lot happier and mentally healthy if i were a rich NEET instead of a poor NEET living at home with his family
i reckon i could live as a rich NEET without suffering too much brain rot or exhaustion for no reason
>>38368264
you mean politically? I suppose so, but that's because the entirety of the west has become more politicised recently
other than that I'm afraid I don't see any faction feuds so sorry lad I can't console you there
>>38368077
I was baited into that response regarding specific posters though
>>38368045
occasional /nightcycling/ anon here
/daycycling/ can be a right pain in the arse with the amount of people and their dogs etc
>cycle on left of path
>see dog walkers weaving around the entire path
>dog on lead but wandering everywhere
>slow right down
>they still seem surprised
>"T-thanks"
>Que the next bunch of normie "i cant walk in a straight line" fucks
>repeat
>>38368300
so what is it you meant then?
you never talk straight somehow everyone else is wrong and you're right on everything
>>38368268
I'd say being addicted to nightwalking is probably one of the better addictions. It's not doing you any physical harm. I wouldn't beat yourself up about that too much.
If it's having a detrimental impact on improving your life though, then you need to change things... as you are.
Just don't try and do too much at once. You need to steadily decrease your nightwalking/time on britfeel. If you go cold turkey you'll relapse worse.
>>38368326
never forget that he will just revert to "im a loser and so pathetic pls don't bully :(" if you point out his bullshit and can't argue
>>38368313
>/daycycling/ can be a right pain in the arse
i remember that feel too well, luckily i live in a pretty boring/quiet area out in the sticks, lots of quiet paths and fields and woods to ride around here, i avoid canal paths like the plague because of people like your greentext, but there are still alot of other nice places, even a few old quarries you can get into
>>38368262
house party lad, no occasion its just a friday night
>>38368344
yeah his next line is "who cares what a pathetic neet says anyway you should just ignore me"
then goes on a rant about other people even though he could just ignore them
>>38368342
the reason that being addicted to /nightwalk/ is really bugging me is that, besdies keeping me up until the early hours obviously, i end up chain smoking all night while im doing it, ontop of that i go out on friday and saturday nights when theres more chance of being jumped by drunken normies, i keep saying ill stay in but for some reason when i do i always feel like im missing out by not going out on a /nightwalk/ even though i know, especially on weekends, it will be too busy and shit, its just force of habit though
is ebin still in here causing trouble? his mum told me he was kicked out of his house due to his disgusting behavior towards me
>>38368326
the people I was talking about come now and again to try their luck, they have every normie characteristic but probably got told their depressed and took antidepressents once so they feel like that makes them an equal to me
>wake up
>'hmm it feels really early for some reason'
>check time
>6 PM
FUCK
>>38368387
You didn't address the question.
>>38368362
I have a pointer for you, you goddamn normie, why don't you go andhave a great time
>>38368362
my advice: don't go to it
if you must then get a haircut (if you still can at this hour) or do your hair up nice, wear a button down and absolutely don't pair it with jeans, drink one cup of water for every one of anything alcoholic you have and above all make sure you redpill people there whether they want to be redpilled or not
Would reporting ebins use of /britfeel/ as a dating service work as rule breaking considering that shit should be on /soc/?
>>38368414
ill try lad but im sitting here sweating my tits off and i dont even need to leave for a few hours
>>38368387
completely missed the question lad
you sound so smug too talking about people being 'equal' to you
no offense but you're going to really have to look hard for someone who is equal to you, you're the bottom of the barrel
>>38368246
>tfw 6'1'' 135lb
You don't know what skelly is
>new landlord wants me to send her a photo of myself for 'security reasons'
>can't take a decent photo of myself to save my life
it doesn't matter does it lads r-right
>>38368448
go on a bulk you mad cunt. you're way too under weight. you should be at least 12 stone, and should realistically aim fr 13-14 stone.
>>38368460
lad the answer is OBVIOUSLY to send her a dick pic, fucks sake m8 wake up
>>38368460
tell her to show you on the lease where it says you need to send her photos of yourself
>>38368448
>5'7"
>175lbs
>tfw big-boned skeleton
>>38368460
also make sure you get one of her for security reasons
post it here of course
>>38368460
Lad, only Chads can get houses these days. Don't you remember the lad that posted here that he was rejected a house because 'he looked like a weirdo' and the guy called the police
>>38368460
That's illegal as far as I know. Don't do shit.
>>38363274
>leaving islam should result in the death penalty
You sound just like the muslims
lads what game should I buy pls?
>>38368594
disc jam
>>38368594
what kind are you looking for? i like comfy/casual games myself
>>38368594
Buy overwatch :^)
>>38368575
I don't know lad, I've already paid the security deposit and shit. I move in in 4 weeks, I don't want to fuck my and be homeless
>>38368594
Matt Hoffman's BMX for the Playstation.
>>38368616
>not dave mirra with that epic dave mirra soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUEAjS3urfA
just leave
>>38368594
Asteroids
>>38368594
Mario Kart 8 DX and play with me lad
>>38368609
What comfy games do you play?
>>38368645
>tfw you buy mk8d and burn yourself out on it completely going crazy on it for the first week of its release
>>38368584
Very good, Dhimmi
>>38368460
>security reasons
Don't worry lad, they're just keeping the blacks out
>>38368655
vanilla minecraft, terraria, stardew valley, lots of simulators (farming, driving, fishing) even skyrim and fallout can be pretty comfy games if you stay in the right areas, also kerbal space program and my summer car
I want to rape Tilde, but end up having him loving it by the end.
Did 8 interviews today lads, have to decide who gets a new programmer job with a comfy 32k/yr starting salary. I've got 4 working days to make my decision.
Why shouldn't I take the busty French girl over the other seven nerds who turned up?
>>38368828
I don't care who you pick as long as they're white
>>38368828
Pick whoever makes you look good.
Don't hire anyone good unless your position is safe.
If you want to pick the girl just say it'd be nice to have a more even work environment.
Hey guys, it's Sam here.
>>38368828
Pick someone black or muslim. They are usually much better workers because they need it more.
>work in 90 minutes
>no idea how I'm gonna get there
what is uber? is it like a taxi service?
>>38368920
*bullies sam*
you corkscrew penis
>>38368939
uber is like a taxi service but worse, its truly pleb tier transportation
A-any lads wanna get together on WoW, I'm currently on a start account which means I can only go up to level 20, but willing to relevel from 1-20 with some qt lads.
>>38368939
You have 90 minutes, why not walk?
>>38368920
Hey Sam I'm Colin, how's it going?
>>38368948
you should get the full game lad, I got back into it after about 2 years away and my god Legion is a good expansion, clean as fuck
>>38368956
Hi Colin, nice to meet you.
It's going quite okay, thank you. Would you mind if I ask how it's going for you also?
>>38368877
She's a drop dead gorgeous mulatto, lad. Actually qualified, slightly poor command of English though.
>>38368919
All candidates were qualified for the position, not too many differences in their applications skills-wise, just a varied university background
>>38368932
Top banter
>>38368949
google says it takes 2 hours to walk there
>>38368932
You must be joking. You'll have to keep white people behind to fix the mistakes they make, especially for blacks.
>>38368920
Why aren't you weeding my garden, Sam?
>>38368968
I tried legion when it was released but didn't enjoy it too much. I'll pay for the full membership at the end of the month to give it another go after payday more than likely. I'm currently running the game without a graphics card too at the moment, I get 60fps in classic world but havent tested legion without one. But eh, just getting lonely..
>>38368828
I went to a programming job interview today. kek. It was for a different salary though.
>>38368971
Well Sam, now that you ask, I'm terrified about the size of penis.
>>38369006
Tippity Toppity post lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeeu8ft1gvY&feature=youtu.be
I saw a torn up Kekistan sticker on the bus today. A bus from Altrincham of all places.
>>38368989
then run you donut
>>38369033
>Kekistan
Cuckistan. There;s no difference between the alt lite and leftism.
>>38369043
agreed, what do the alt-lite even stand for? classical liberalism? well look where that got us
>>38369018
Oh dear, don't be scared Colin. What is it about penis size that has you so terrified?
lads i sent a pic of my dick to a lass and now she's showing everyone i'm having a panic attack, people messaging me saying it's small i don't know what to do
>>38369075
No pity for morons like you, lad. Should have known better than sending a dick pic regardless of dick size
>>38369075
show us lad we'll tell you the truth
everyone else has seen it
>>38369061
I think they're the ones that hate le SJWs but aren't full blown white supremacists.
>>38369075
Post it here. Might as well, everyone else has seen it
just having chips for tea
ow the other arf live, eh?
>>38369095
That's fine but what are they working towards? Simply opposing liberals doesn't do anything beside slow the progressive march; if you only oppose something then things still only go one way - the way of what you're opposing, only over a slightly extended time period. They need to have something to fight for but as far as I can see they're fine with everything: LGBTs, minorities, immigration, hate speech laws etc. I don't get what they're trying to do fundamentally.
>>38361513
Remember to use a properly sized and in date image you cunts
>>38369150
its so stale and out of date. that op image fag needs to update it.
>>38365299
>some fat kid from school now has a long time gf and a fucking house at 24.
he doesn't have a "house" he has some 300k debt with a mortgage that he is tied to and until he pays it off that house is not his, it's the banks.
The thought of being tied to an extortionate mortgage that I can't escape from (moving somewhere different for better work or even moving country) is a bad one for me.
girlfriends can flake and fuck you over, don't stress. Just get yourself earning money and you'll be fine.
>>38369150
hey sorry boss I didn't have a good size one earlier
>>38369150
.in date image
where is our Pm milk gorilla
>>38368920
Are you MY Sammy?
>>38369189
I'll be keeping my eye on you lad
Such an odd game.
>>38369184
> you can't invest into mortgaging a house that with with a bit of effort can go up 1/3rd in price in 3-5 years
> you can't sell the said house after the said period and have money out your ass
Implying
>>38369205
Uhm, I'm a lot of people's Sam.
I'm actually kind of a big deal...
>>38369208
don't get fucking shirty with me, I don't see you making threads
>>38369092
ik lad, lesson learned i guess
>>38369094
>>38369096
no i'm in a pretty shit state at the moment also my phone won't let me upload files
>>38369276
I do make threads, I just haven't had the chance to since Wednesday and I'm going on holiday on Sunday so I won't be able to make any for a week
>>38369267
samefagging THIS hard for a (you). Have it and shut up already
>>38369224
wtf how is an orc in an inn without being attacked? why does it say its alliance?
also wait for the new tbc server felmyst, which is coming out on the 21st. its a much superior version of the game.
>>38369319
I'm playing on retail laddo, and he's using the orb of deception.
>>38369231
>you can't invest into mortgaging a house that with with a bit of effort can go up 1/3rd in price in 3-5 years
>can go up 1/3rd in price in 3-5 years
>1/3rd in price in 3-5 years
I hope you're not buying a house, because you are seriously deluded
>>38369302
I didn't Samfag at all, you idiot.
>>38369338
dont play retail, it does the original game an injustice
>>38369357
Anyone thinking that house prices will go up at all in Brexit Britain is seriously deluded.
>>38369408
I've played retail since 2006. I'm unlikely to stop.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39970205
>look at me guys i'm mentally unwell
>>38369457
you must be a FAG then, how can you stand the game in its current form?
gonna go for a poo now lads
>>38369504
I just mentioned earlier that I'm not enjoying legion, you seem upset by my choice of playing a game that affects you in no way at all, how odd.
>>38369497
Did you actually read the article? Be honest.
>tfw even your teamspeak server is now dead on a friday night
>twitter account with REAL in the username
>only 36 followers
>>38369497
You clearly didn't read the article, you just sperged because someone has a mental illness and has an article.
Get over yourself you little runt, you're far worse of an attention whore.
>>38369547
>>38369574
I read it, what was I supposed to see?
>>38369574
>>38369547
Fucking normalshits go back to fucking /brit/
>>38369591
You over reacting over nothing again.
>>38369605
let me guess, you have a "mental health" problem and go to therapy/ take antidepressents?
>>38369601
Jog on yerself sponge. Britfeel has always been for Normies. Don't like it, fucking bolt.
>>38369668
you're so stupid ebin, your smug reddit aura is intolerable
>>38369497
some people actually make an effort to overcome their issues
>>38369453
boomers throwing all their life savings into gold and houses are in for a rude shock the next few years. I'll be rather smug as they all start turning on the tories as all hell breaks loose.
The best protection you can have is employable skills brobots, work on improving your earning potential. Do that internship or apprenticeship, when the shit hits the fan you won't be on the breadline scrapping for the same entry level gigs with the rest of the plebs.
boomers will be shitting their pants as the housing bubble bursts and their investments tank in value
really enjoy it when ebin gets btfo'd
>>38369685
>ebin
>understanding what making an effort means
lad
NEW THREAD
>>38369710
>>38369710
LEAVE THE DRAMA BEHIND BOYS
>>38369710
>>38369710
Just told my only friend to go chase some random roastie instead of going to get drunk with me like we agreed to..
Gonna go play fucking Braum in League to satisfy my craving for the feeling of usefulness
It's a sad, sad existence
>>38369535
im not upset, just matter of factly if you play retail wow you must be a FAG. i cant understand, genuinely, how anyone can play wow post wrath